#but the tit jokes :(

[evermorepeyton]

STATEMENT: im really proud of dan, it must take immense bravery to pretend to not want to kiss blonde phil. if i had blonde phil so close to my face and the chance to kiss him i would stick our lips together with super glue, this took a level of acting skills i frankly didnt know he possessed within him, and i must applaud him for it.

[ambulatoryhoodie]

When asked why I got top surgery:

I have an extensive graphic tee collection and boobs really fuck up the design

I wanted to be a more aerodynamic swimmer

The anime style ‘boing’ sound effect from my tits kept alerting the guards and it was really cutting into my revenue as a jewel thief

Lost them in the war

Pat down my chest then franticly check my pockets and bag. ‘I most have left them at home’

They would bounce at a speed of 379 mph and the sound was getting noise complaints

Commitment to cosplay

Rehomed them for a small fee, just couldn’t take care of them anymore

Wym I never had tits?????

They turned evil and I had to cut them off like Ash (from the evil dead) had to cut his hand off

They just refused to pay rent so I had to have the city evict them

Sold them for computer parts

The vibe was off with them

[arthousephil]

Dan and Phil's TIT tour × Troye Sivan on SWEAT tour

2024, year of youtube twinks simulating gay sex on stage

bonus:

[cranity]

Full of Mercy

[blossoms-phan]

dan is so fake he’s always like “this is your chance to ask us important, hard hitting, deep philosophical questions” someone asks how do you feel having an entire generation look up to you and he’s like physically? yeah haha we’re so tall 🤪

[cat-clawz]

One last (humorous) TIT prediction for the road lol

[azuphere]

HE SAID YES!!

(to being my parasocial wife) (not clickbait)

(a bit of a sound warning for the video cause the background noise is a bit loud!)

transcript + twitter link under the cut!

feel free to repost and/or crop me out but credit to this og post would be appreciated!!

Twitter Link: (x)

Video Transcript:

Me: [to Phil] Can I propose to you?  P: Yes! D: Oh yeah, sure!  Me: [to Dan] And can you just be like, “What the-?”  D: I’ll look shocked, yeah.  Me: Alright. *brings out corgi figurine* Phil, will you corg-be my parasocial wife?  P: …Yes.  Me: *not expecting a response* Yes?!  [after taking the photo] D: Fuck yeah. Well, thank you.  Me: Well, thank you for being my parasocial wife!  P: Yes! D: No, our pleasure!

also the corgi figurine in question:

[itsapmseymour]

Man these videos did well,

If only I could figure out why 🧐🧐🧐

[evermorepeyton]

i want so badly to come across one of these comments because this doesn’t feel real, i don’t go much on tiktok but is this……. real?

[hee-blee-art]

posting this one on it's own for those made too flustered by the amount of skin shown in this version

[ilovepinof]

People have been talking about the potential of a DanAndPhilGAMES rebrand for a little while now. Wouldn't it be funny if like the day before the first tour date they announced the rebrand of "DanAndPhilGames" to "DanAndPhil", and then the whole Terrible Influence Tour is just them going from city to city explaining the new rebrand in great lengths in the same way that Steve Jobs would announce a new apple product?

[blossoms-phan]

hey. hi. is anyone else seeing this (x)

[dystopia-daily-trash-1]

So uh... replacing the japhan wedding conspiracy with boston engagement / vegas wedding conspiracy? Who's with me?

[outofcontextdanandphil]

Is this why they started asking for one question per person

[0nlyhere4phil]

if they don't do a day in the life soon I think I'll kms

[sourtomatola]

Cosmic Chaos 3 Part 3-4

I did get to design some of eclipse costume ^^

Cosmic chaos AU by @enigmaticcattic

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