#but the subject of that report.... ugh.... yeah I'm not gonna say in public

[meraki-yao]

Chinese RWRB fans are some of the most unhinged RWRB fans in the whole fandom

Remember when I said I watched a Bilibili video creator make a whole 25-minute video speculating on everything that firstprince did during their night in Paris by analysing marks on Henry/Nick's body?

Well I just saw on Weibo a RWRB fan who's a forensic analyst who wrote a "scientific" report proving Nick is scientifically a babygirl by analysing his skull structure 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And no I'm sorry but I won't be translating this one, it's phrased too academically for me to handle it 😅

[eartheats]

[Huh. There seems to be a leaked chatlog here. Read?]

𝓉𝒽𝑒 ✨𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒✨: Hey, Ren. Are you there? 🪱🪱🪱: oh, miss carmine, hi!!! i am yeah, just getting off break, what's up??? 𝓉𝒽𝑒 ✨𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒✨: I'm just checking in on you, after...you know. That whole thing with your Mom. 🪱🪱🪱: oh! that's real nice of you :) 𝓉𝒽𝑒 ✨𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒✨: Considering that I'm taking time out of my precious day to do this, you better appreciate it. 🪱🪱🪱: oh i do!! it's just not expected 🪱🪱🪱: but everything's going okay as it can. i'm hiding out at my adopted dad's place for the time bein', work's going okay, and i'm still gettin' schoolwork done, even if it's a whole lot slower than i'd like it to. 🪱🪱🪱: idk i just got. like. a lot on my mind since that whole thing. 𝓉𝒽𝑒 ✨𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒✨: Yeah. The news outlets who reported on it made it seem like a disaster. 🪱🪱🪱: what about you miss carmine? how are things goin' over at the academy??? 𝓉𝒽𝑒 ✨𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒✨: First of all, don't interrupt me when I'm typing!!! 🪱🪱🪱: eep! sorry miss carmine :( i was just curious okay!! <:( 𝓉𝒽𝑒 ✨𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒✨: Ugh!! Now I lost my train of thought. But the less I say about that the better. 🪱🪱🪱: ohhhhh shit, sorry about that :( i didn't realize it was a sore subject for ya 𝓉𝒽𝑒 ✨𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒✨: If Kiki could get over his teenaged angst for five minutes and listen... 𝓉𝒽𝑒 ✨𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒✨: Ugh. Whatever, never mind that. I remembered what important thing I was going to ask you. 𝓉𝒽𝑒 ✨𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒✨: Do you want another place to hide out? 🪱🪱🪱: bwuh??? 🪱🪱🪱: i mean. 🪱🪱🪱: i ain't exactly gonna say no, but what's with this all'a the sudden??? 𝓉𝒽𝑒 ✨𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒✨: Ugh! Here I am trying to be considerate for once in my life, and here you are, all confused! 🪱🪱🪱: okay, you. 🪱🪱🪱: shut the fuck up right now. 🪱🪱🪱: can you fucking blame me for bein' wary after the shit my mom did to get into my account? 🪱🪱🪱: for all i know she could've hacked you like she did me???

(there's a bit of a pause in the conversation here, before the next message sent is a video recording)

𝓉𝒽𝑒 ✨𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒✨: [a video recording of carmine in the main entrance area of the blueberry academy; she looks a little irritated (her usual) but she does seem apologetic.] "...Ugh, fine. That might've been in bad taste of me. I didn't realize how that could've come off.

(there's another pause in replies, before ren does the same in kind--admittedly, in a bit of a public area, but near amy's place of residence)

🪱🪱🪱: [a video recording in the city, and ren smiles down at the camera, apologetic in their own right.] "It's alright. Sorry, I'm just...worried, given everything that's happened, and everything that could end up happening due to all of this. But...that's real nice of ya, Miss Carmine! I ain't gonna say no, but isn't that Academy pretty darned prestigious and expensive?"

(the conversation goes back to text at this point)

𝓉𝒽𝑒 ✨𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒✨: Never fear, the great and amazing Carmine has already planned for such an argument! 𝓉𝒽𝑒 ✨𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒✨: [there are links. so many links. perhaps chief among them are free scholarships, and other such things that would basically ensure that the stay is less resource intensive than it could be] 🪱🪱🪱: holy arc in the hall of origin, you came PREPARED for this?! 𝓉𝒽𝑒 ✨𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒✨: Of course I did! Would you expect any less from someone as smart as me? 𝓉𝒽𝑒 ✨𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒✨: Let me answer that for you. No, you wouldn't! 🪱🪱🪱: holy shit. this is so much...thank ya, miss carmine! 🪱🪱🪱: i really appreciate it. :) even if it takes a bit to get in, it'll be nice to learn even more about battlin'. lulu and i have been itchin' for some more fights, especially now heehee 𝓉𝒽𝑒 ✨𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒✨: Well, I'll just have to see if I can fit kicking your butt into my schedule once you get here. I am a busy girl, after all. 🪱🪱🪱: heehee! don'tcha worry, i'll be there to give ya an actual challenge whenever i can!! promise!!! :) 𝓉𝒽𝑒 ✨𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒✨: Good! I would hate for a budding rival to lose their edge. Keep it up and you might even give Juliana a run for her money! 🪱🪱🪱: arc, i hope in time i can do that!!! girl's got a lot of moxie for my old, dayjobbing rear though, so it might be a torterra vs. cinderace kinda story, heehee 𝓉𝒽𝑒 ✨𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒✨: Well, you better do it sooner rather than later if you want any hope of catching up to me~ 𝓉𝒽𝑒 ✨𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒✨: ...So, hey. Where would be a good neutral place for us to meet up for a battle? 🪱🪱🪱: where i am? 🪱🪱🪱: probs mauville? in hoenn, if you've ever been there. 𝓉𝒽𝑒 ✨𝒶𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒✨: Good. I've been wanting to travel for a little while, and this break is a good excuse to. I'll see if I can't find a hotel, then. 🪱🪱🪱: ... 🪱🪱🪱: did you. literally just invite yourself over to this region. 🪱🪱🪱: miss carmine??? 🪱🪱🪱: well at least make sure your team's in tip top shape so we can kick you guy's butts!! bye!!!

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