#but the real question is: do they have the xylospongium?

[toubledrouble]

Alr there is not nearly enough Camp Jupiter appreciation (seriously, I feel like the only one who would choose it over CHB xd) (I love CHB but yea)

So here I am with Camp Jupiter/Roman demigods headcanons!

For starters I want you all to think about the fact that despite the traditions, those are still chaotic adhd kids/teens raised by literal wolves, thank you very much

While they might not have campfire songs, they do have more choir-ish, organised version. The Romans still liked art and also, there is no proper victory feast without singing, change my mind

Despite the rules and traditions, they still have fun. Think boarding school or even the military, they have fun sometimes too

Punishments for disobeying those rules and traditions are just stuff like extra training, cleaning, etc. because I just want them to have a happy childhood ok?

Cohorts actually create lifelong friendships, these people are each other's family

They (secretly) make fun of the rules and traditions, let's say, like the beginning of DPS

Siblings often just relax and chat in their parent's temple/shrine togheder, it's like when you and your sibling live away from each other but reunite at your mom's house xd

They have dyscalculia because their brains are hardwired for the roman numerals

Lupa's pack is like a family. Strict but loving (please just let the kids be happy)

Most of them still have some wolf-ish traits and behaviours

They have a fun Ides of March celebration where everyone carries their pugio (roman dagger) around the whole day and then they get together in the senate meeting and collectively stab a cake. Caesar's ghost is not very happy about this but he's dead so he can't really do much

They keep the tradition of having nicknames based on the person's character (which the Romans actually did)

They have history, culture, mythology, and latin classes/training/however you wish to refer to it

One of their horses is named Incitatus (you guessed it, after Caligula's favourite horse, which he planned to make a consul but sadly he was assassinated before he got to do it)

I'm not saying they have ea xylospongium, but I am saying it would be hilarious

Apollo kids often learn to play the lyre, lute, etc.

Idk if this is canon but New Rome should be mostly fireproof xdd

[toubledrouble]

Let's ask the real question.

Do Roman demigods, so keen on keeping the traditions, have the Roman public bathroom communal shit sponge - the xylospongium?