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bionicdragonguardian1 · 5 years ago

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Ranma 2/4

Part Two: Chapter 13 - 25

Unless someone comes up with a better name I’m sticking with this one

HOW tf is the principal crazier than before?!

Yup, spreading out the Kuno-Principal thing

Is Sasuke seriously an anime-only?!?

Like I said Ryoga needs to chill a little first

Main reason I don’t like Ukyo That scene where she blatantly states she’s fine with turning Ranma into something he’s not rather than helping him

(Ignoring the near constant amount of undermining his abilities)

“I’m gonna cheer him up” as she holds a sword! Why?!

Ranma you dummy, hug Akane!

I hate this demon/ghost cat

Shampoo, you manipulative bitch

Akane learns to swim like a normal person

The lifeguard in me can’t do it

The principal is background shenanigans

Totally forgot about the kid who wants to play video games and is “weak” bc of it

Definitely need to find a different reason tho

Lazy little shits are a pain

Also his mom is crap

Akane… why you be dumb?

Weird Happosai is Santa plot…

What is with the Excalibur meets lucky 1000 meets fairy godmother?

Good news is, with what I’ve done to Kuno’s understanding of Ranma’s curse Ranma knows Kuno wouldn’t give him that wish and calls it quits sooner

Someone just needs to explain Ranma’s really confusing sense of morality to me

Cuz it’s either on 110% or it’s nonexistent, now normally nonexistent is for Kuno but still

Look Ranma’s got ego problems but he ain’t stupid

No betting the Tendo Dojo at five!

On what planet is that a legal document?!?

Some1 tell me why Shampoo using Ranma as a stop ramp bugs me so bad

That mo when you can’t remember if the Hot Spring Challenge is when Ukyo met Shampoo in the anime…

I don’t think so…

Akane you made me need to google a word

That like never happens Ranma you idiot

So close but so far

So much more logic, thanks

I mean more insanity, but it explains why Ranma swapped clothes

Finally! Ranma apologizes

Jesus Christ someone would think I won the goddamn lotto with how loud I cheered when this happened

600% approve of this over what happened in the anime

Oof poor Ranma

Hahahaha in your face Shampoo, but I also think I know why Ranma chose it

Poor Ryoga

I KNEW this guy was coming I still hate it

YEET you can’t PAY ME to do this arc

Look, is it the fact that I had etiquette and dance classes as a child and everyone assumed this is what it was like? Probably.

It wasn’t so I won’t.

Any1 else notice how Nabiki is one of the few ppl that uses she/her when Ranma is in his cursed form no matter what?

Why does this bug me?

Akane, stop beating Ranma up, honestly

This is closer to abuse rather than teasing

*sighs*

Gotta work that out of the narrative, intentional or not

Every1 sayin she’s violent isn’t helping

Like I said really fucking morally GREY Nabiki

How grey can you go before you get black?

Let’s find out together

Can everyone PLEASE stop treating Ranma like an object?!

I literally can’t tell if Nabiki is fucking Aro or not…

STRESS

Why is this so hard?!

I hate seeing Akane cry

I know she’s playing Ranma like a kazoo, but the point still stands

WHY ARE YOU TWO SO DUMB?!

Nope, nevermind it’s just Ranma that’s a fuckin idiot I blame Genma

No, I’m not kidding

*sighs* I don’t condone Nabiki doing this in any way just for the record THAT’S not an apology Ranma!

This mess is totally your fault Nabiki

STRESS

am I intentionally pointing out where this work of fiction is stressing me out since I’m now online schooling and suffering for it? Yes, fuck off.

Actually, don’t.

But Fuck Covid19

Aww his hat’s back!

Why do I love his hat so much?

No, seriously Akane’s so cute!

Oooww tree

y’know the sec she realized what Ranma was doing Nabiki should’ve TOLD him!

Congrats Ranma ya got the wrong sis- I mean the right- but wrong- dammit y’know what I mean

Some1 give me a logical explanation for why Ranma goes on a date with a panda doodle, PLEASE

I do appreciate the epic battle background fight for the anime

Further proof that Happosai sucks

Manga name’s somehow less believable I think it’s the use of “snowman” rather than “yeti”

Did Soun just find out that Pchan is Ryoga, and say nothing?

Ooo, Imma commit arson

Remember when I said obey Physics and Medical, I meant it

Arson is wrong and I know this but “transgender bitch” crosses the line

I will do it

Shampoo is a fucking yandere psycho

Just sayin “we’ll see who can get him first”

honestly, any other group and I’d be annoyed, but these four can’t work together for shit I

’m still pissed at Taro, but he can kill Happosai, please

I can’t tell if Shampoo, Mousse and Ryoga are being purposefully obtuse or not

I just reread their names I know the answer to at least two of them

Idk how I feel about Kuno-amnesia we’ll see

yep, Kuno gives me the creeps w or w/out his memories

kinda wish this was anime

jesus christ, poor Ranma

press f to pay respects for Ranma’s stomach

InstaRegret

Also Ukyo’s assumption that some1 can make Ranma doing anythin he doesn’t want to is crap

Like HELLO! Wake up moron!

Nabiki, I mean this in the nicest way possible, shut the fuck up

You’re making it worse

Also TALK to each other you ding dongs!

OH RIGHT! I almost forgot about the biggest fucking insult that Ukyo said of her own freewill!

It also proves that she doesn’t know Ranma as a person AT ALL!

It’s not a pick one or the other kind of thing

The fact that she thinks Ranma would accept that is insulting

The fact that she thinks that is insulting and makes me hate the patriarchy

Again, treating him like a prize than a person

*tries not scream, sighs*

Nabiki, you’re the cause of at least 30% of the stress I get from this

You having feelings ain’t the fucking problem here Ukyo, you not acknowledging Ranma’s is

I hate fake criers, anyone who does this I hate you

Always let others in on your plans, kids

When’s every1 gonna realize Ranma’s “wishy-washy” cuz no one’s ever committed to HIM before?

This episode confused me, I’m prepared to be MORE confused

Less confused, I’m surprised

Gonsunkugi, you creep

There is SO much wrong with this

*shudders*

WHAT?!

Y’know I didn’t think Gosunkugi could surprise me, I was wrong

Happosai still sucks unfortunately for all of us he’s now weird on top of it

I love how much Ranma needs to be kicked in the teeth to get any character development out of him

Ryoga is my #1 choice for it, always

Ranma… why are you like this?

Genma, emotional range of a goddamn wall

I am jealous of Ranma’s brain

I could be SO mean with the Shishihokodan

Also, are they implying that Ryoga has depression?

Gimme Ranma’s brain

I won’t ask for his confidence cuz that’s impossible but I want his brain

In Akane’s defense, given what she knows she couldn’t’ve known how badly that would affect Ryoga

I ain’t gonna say “leave Shampoo” cuz that’s cruel

I like the “turn into a Cat” rather than the “Can’t Cross” & the use of New Year’s rather than random but this still brings around the fact that she doesn’t LISTEN to him

Mousse you’re NOT helping in fact you’re actively making it worse did you miss when he said blatantly “I don’t wanna”

oh, sure, NOW you’re ok with it

ugh Mousse, you have a brain, I’ve SEEN you use it. Do so now.

This entire episode weirded me out

IDK if it’s the age-dff or the fact that he was makin it up and somehow everyone thought this was okay …

I won’t YEET it but MASSIVELY change

heheheh

Light bulb

NOPE I’m keeping this surprise to myself

it was a rather sweet end tho

Oh, this episode is a mess and a half, honestly

Also Nabiki, congrats you’ve literally enabled a stalker S

o many laws are broken here

okay, so Kodachi not being in on Ranma’s secret after so long makes sense purely because she doesn’t go to their school

however, with what i’ve done to make Kuno marginally less dumb it makes a little bit less sense…

I literally hate Kuno with what I’ve done to his logic of Ranma’s transformation, but that’s the point Kodachi�� how do I handle you… oh, duh!

Ok, so Kodachi is now also terrible

I’m trying to figure out where this is in the plot since there is ZERO

Ok, there’s a LINE, Nabiki

This one would be touching, if it didn’t end the way it does

TALK gentlemen!

It won’t kill you

Fuck a parent that says they’re not your parent for no reason, EVER

I am going to make this hurt

Also gonna take out Genma’s fail at stealth

Remember I said Akane’s going to learn to cook

heheheh

sorry, I just love this idea

Oh this is SO against the rules it’s not even funny

tiny adjustment so they actually have quasi-competent referees

Crazy wants crazy?I won’t stop ‘em

I reiterate: CHEATING!

I am aware that the “ending” apparently sets them back to the start in terms of their relationship but I swear to God if they pretend shit like this didn’t happen I will scream

Someone ships something other than Akane x Ranma PLEASE explain why/how

don’t ship bash but I would insight when you explain

STICK TO CANON

please trust me, I’m a multi/poly/crack shipper

(for frame of reference to a bnha I ship DabiHawks)

I understand the appeal of Fanon

however, I would like to stick to Canon here

so no Fanon

Canon Only

Fully love that high kick

Genma shows Ranma’s secret here, but they already know… so… I shall find out

Ooo, you’re not getting out of this Ranma

Do you know how tempting it is for Akane to at least tell Ranma she’s a girl- oh wait gendered sports… right…

Ranma…

if you didn’t realize it was Akane when she hit you for calling her klutzy I can’t help you

I want to commit arson at some of the comments…

but can confirm that these are HS boys

Doesn’t mean I gotta like it

I was wondering how long I was going to have to wait before tearing into Nodoka

FINALLY

Took me WAY too long to remember that Nodoka calling Ranko tomboyish is due to how he speaks in Japanese

I’ll need to figure that out since… English

Can I explode on Genma’s choice to take Ranma at TWO?!

Can I further explode on both of them for making a TWO YEAR OLD “sign” a Seppuku Pledge?!

I hate both of them, honest

ALSO communication!

Genma! Just fucking TELL HIM!

Making her transphobic is SO tempting

I don’t mean in a “i hate you” way I mean in a “I sheltered my whole life” way

It’s still bad, and painful, but she can easily learn from that

Or be worse, this could go 2 ways

I feel so bad for Akane for this entire conversation

Also poor Ranma like ouch…

Awkward

I’m going to make this hurt something fierce

Slight change since I’m hoping Ranma isn’t as “peak fight or flight” by this point

Genma don’t be an asshole for FIVE MINUTES

Please, that’s all I want

If she doesn’t learn the truth before the end I will make a bad decision

Really, I will

Don’t kill Genma, you can’t

Akane, don’t say like you wouldn’t… honestly

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, honestly, just look the other way Ranma

*sigh*

Ranma…

See, this kind of crap here is why I really don’t like Cologne

any other day Akane’d be right

oof, that means he self aware that girls flock to him

I’m quite frustrated by that if I’m honest

Ranma is clueless about all the wrong things

I love him but God I wanna punch him sometimes

Why is there a swing from the ceiling?!

I had a jolt from the way they set that panel up, thanks

Are you trying to kill me?!

Thank you Cologne, now fuck off

Oh thank God, at least he learned

This is nonanime stuff so I have no clue what’s happening but anything to make Happosai miserable

I’m enjoying this immensely

ugh, “think of it as a compliment” ghost

Eat me

okay, yeah, as much as I want him dead, that’s worse

I’m glad he’s not a one-and-done character

I will forever ONLY call him Taro when it is NonDialogue

Wait Saffron as in big-bad Saffron?

I literally only know pieces of the end so I’m just pulling from what I know

Lol, wait… was that soldier Anime only too?

I almost liked you there for a sec Taro

Now I’m pissed again

bravo

Oh, YIKES

… if Ranma falls into the Spring of Drowned Twins would he split?

I’m not going to DO IT, obviously!

I’m just curious okay…

that answers that… and kills anyone other than Ranma’s plan to turn back to normal I hope everyone is aware of that

oof

Since when is there a castle on an island in Japan

tis just a scratch, I’ll admit that was funny

Ranma… your stomach gets you in so many problems

ok, that was wholesome

I approve

Okay, so my understanding is that Mrs. Tendo got sick, so I can understand the reactions to Kasumi

BUT I still find it odd because… well… anyone in my house gets sick and you mostly can’t even tell I mean, minus a worse attitude and a mask, other than that though, nope we keep ‘er movin’

I’m moving this section sooner EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!

I like her mom’s cookbook tho

I could make a Ranma x Ryoga joke here, but I won’t

I also won’t make a Ranma x Ryoga joke chapter cuz I’m nice like that

Actually I might have no choice

I’m FINE just dying

Help

my multishipper heart is dying here

I love this

InstaRegret for THREE people

If nothing else, I’m impressed

(well three once Ranma’s back to normal)

I need help

Fangirling/Fanboying/Fanpeopling is dangerous folks, remember that

Poor Ryoga

Though I too feel that right now like where do I look because everything coming in at mach 6

I’m changing that one scene tho cuz I can’t justify the aftermath without it

This… is… weird to say the least

I feel like I should just expect anything with Gosunkugi remotely involved to be weird at this point

okay, not as weird as I expected

glad it was short tho

I think I am officially out of anime terf

YAY, new content!

This is why I ask about any ship that isn’t Ranma x Akane

Also, names?

That- that- that can’t...

I DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT!

EWWW

gross

WHY?!?!!

also, biology, that’s not how that works!!

You two ARE idiots

Ryoga you die I’ll kill you

Well… that hurt to see so quick…

Ranma, get up!

I officially hate this Herb guy

ok, so if you put HOT water in the ladle do you stay that way forever?

Alright! Way to go Ryoga!

I need to stop shipping Rivals it’s bad for my health

fucking eat it you dick!

Poor Akane

nevermind, Ranma you idiot

awwwww

ok, so that whole no more Anime-content… I was wrong, and I admit that, but still

I’m just thinking of my bff when they realize she’s an adult cuz, yeah, she’s like that too

except like physically an adult unlike tiny-Hinako

oh MY GOD Ukyo you’re driving me up the goddamn wall I swear!

THANK YOU AKANE!

“You’re all Ranma’s fiancées” when only one of them actually is

GIANT SIGH OF ANNOYANCE

Ranma, learn to communicate, PLEASE!

Okay… so is this where they figured it out or are some ppl still in the dark?

TIMELINE!!

Honestly, mood Ranma, mood

This entire plot line confuses me if I’m being totally honest

I mean I live for the Akane focus, but there are so many better ways to do this

#ranma ½ #ranma 1/2 #ranma saotome #ranma #akane tendo #nabiki tendo #kasumi tendo #soun tendo #genma saotome #nodoka saotome #tatewaki kuno #kodachi kuno #full series au #bc I know no restraint #I'm doing this to distract from stress shut up #don't judge me #COVID19 binge watch

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kariachi · 5 years ago

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Okay, The Bentathlon. Because I want Kevin, I’ve had the vid open for like an hour, and damnit I said so. There’s other minor villains in this too, and the Forever Dick, but we all know there’s only one thing that matters.

Bring on my boy!!

“Greeking Out- Voted Best Greek Food In America” A bold claim

Gwen, calling Ben out while having his back and judging him all at the same time. Wonderful. Even if she’s wrong too.

The mascot is Pita Patricia. I know what I’m calling my sister from now on.

Thank you, Patricia.

....this family is spoiled.

“Next stop- Athens.” Or maybe not, that is a big fucking dealie FN has there. Where does he even get his money?

A massive airship appears behind them, looming, and Max admires the paint job. That might actually be worse than Ben asking if it’s Max’s.

“These guys don’t know who they’re messing with!” Cut immediately to the Tennyson, bound up, being shoved into a cell on the other airship. Good job Ben. Also who are those fuckers?

Max asking the important questions, while Ben is just pissed at being torn from gyros. Can’t really blame him.

They put an actual physical lock and chain on the Omnitrix. Very inelegant. Bet if you’d asked Kevin he’d have put something better together.

“Locked out? How is that possible?” Gwen asks, looking at the actual lock and chain that have been put on the Omnitrix.

You’re a jerk is what you are. Also, wtf, did Kevin design your outfit?

Ben, please stop saying that, it’s clear they do know who they’re messing with and that they’re doing a very good job of it.

Oh look, a coliseum. Where the fuck did you get this audience FN? Actually ya know what, until proven otherwise I’m going to assume you just filled seats with your waifu pillow collection.

You guys again? Are there no other sports broadcasters on the planet?

The ‘honor’. Oh please.

“You may release the priso- errr.. gladiator.” heh

At least they unbound your watch, Ben.

Confirmation, nobody is there of their own free will. Not even the waifu pillows.

Nope, not waifu pillows, all robots all the time. Not surprised.

Damn, just straight holding the family hostage

Oh gods, fight the people Ben! Win! Save Gwen from being stuck listening to Max rant about meat!

Oh look, Kyle’s back. Hi Kyle.

The Forever Nerd gave Kyle new armor.

And Humongasaur sends Kyle flying straight off. The fact he bothered to get back up...

Jet boots? Really FN?

Fucking Team Rocketed Kyle.

These robots just are not on Ben’s side.

Also hello Queen Bee. Bee-n a while.

And Diamondhead takes her out quick.

‘Tri-chef-ta?’ Really?

Beats them handily too.

Oh look, the Roadhogs too. Hi guys. Could you direct me to the nearest Kevin, pls? I’m sure you’ve met, you have machinery and he’s a nerd.

They threw Kyle in with the Tennysons. Which is especially rude because he was promised a VIP lounge and frittatas.

And Gwen recognizes Kyle.

Turns out Ben has a lot of enemies the FN can lure in. Which is weird because didn’t he and the Roadhogs end on a good note? Like, he was one of them by the end of that one.

And lo, there go the Roadhogs.

Even the FN correcting Ben’s pronunciation of ‘gyros’.

“Those were merely the opening act. Now it’s time for the headliner.” I’m so proud. A headliner.

“I present to you, the main event- he’s the dude with the ‘tude-” “Kevin.” The way Ben rolls his eyes, like ‘I should’ve fucking known. Of course. Who else would be waiting with bated breath to fight me in an arena?’

The ‘tween tornado’? Really? Ben looking just as tired as I am. Already wishing this shit was done.

Kevin is relishing in positive attention and Ben is just, done with knowing this dramatic little asshole.

“I can’t believe you’re still working for this brainless twit!” You and me both, Benny-boy.

And Kevin’s not even justifying it with a response, just straight down to ‘I will prove I’m better than you’ business. You are not helping my theories regarding your insecurity, darling.

“He’s only using you!” “Nobody tells me what to do, especially not you.” My son...

He’s just not happy. Why are you not happy, sweetie, what’s going on? Am I gonna get halfway through season 4 and go ‘oh, this is probably the episode before Bentathlon’?

And there goes Kyle, out for saving his own ass. But at least the Tennysons are free.

Ben, he already hates you, don’t taunt him.

Okay, I need to check Four By Four, I really need to work on episode ordering...

Ben just got pelted by a robot with a can of oil for daring to beat a retreat.

FN calling Ben out of avoiding fighting Kev head to head. Ben standing his ground, he’s fucking done with this bullshit, he’ll dodge Kevin all year if he wants to.

Congrats FN, $50 says Kev’s gonna be pissed you interfered with his fight.

Ooo, and Kevin stops both the sawblade chasing Ben and the Laser tower shooting at both of them in one move, causing the ceiling to fall in on itself, which Ben then saves him from! A scene!

“Why do you always have to be the hero?” “Why do you always have to be the grouch?” Well ya know, he wore a Grinch costume for halloween one year and just, realized his calling. Also these lines take place directly after Ben saves Kevin so I am eyeing them.

Ben offers Kevin a hand up, which Kevin smacks aside. We’re all shocked, I’m sure.

“I don’t need your help!” Kevin what is wrong in your life?! What did Ben do to upset you so?! What is the history here, child!?!

Oh gods and after that still when Max and Gwen show up with the Omnichopper to save the day Ben calls for Kevin to come with them. Be still my fucking heart! Forget the Gwevin fans, where are the Bevin fans for this?! Why has fanfic not been written from this and Four By Four?

And Kevin looks between Ben, and the Forever Nerd (who can fuck right off with that impatient bullshit), and-

“Get out while you can, loser.” These boys!!! These fucking children!! My son!!!!

The Forever Nerd is visibly displeased. Does this deter my son? No. He walks right up into his little box seat, crosses his arms, leans on the railing, and calls him out on nearly frying him. I love this child.

“Don’t be such a child, you can’t break an omelette without breaking a few eggs. And next time, don’t pull your punches.” 1) I’m gonna kill this man my own damn self. 2) ‘pull your punches’ hm... 3) Kevin in no way looks surprised (which, given in Buggy Out the FN tried to kill him I’m not surprised either) or disappointed. He keeps his eyebrow raised for most of it, curious and challenging, and then just... I really can’t describe the look. Neutral displeasure? It... there’s a untagged spoiler screenshot in the Kevin Levin tag, single image, seemingly pre-Omnitrix, and his expression here looks like a more ‘mature’ version of the one he has in that. Displeased and used to it? I don’t know. Words. Just know it’s there. And then he looks away right at the end.

11/11 I almost marked it down for lack of Kevin, but what we got was just, so quality.

#ben 10 2.os

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