#but the noldor just bring that obsessive-competitive spice to the concept
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Please join me in contemplating noldor tool-maintenance culture.
You know whose assholes are just buck wild about things like keeping sharp edges on scissors and keeping mechanisms greased and clean of dust.
#tolkien#san shoots the breeze#this message brought to you by: i just knicked myself on my rotary cutter#of course other elf kindreds are also intense about maintenance#as one WOULD be when one lives forever! you don't want your favorite knife to shit out due to carelessness!#but the noldor just bring that obsessive-competitive spice to the concept#...legolas and gimli bickering about the optimal sharpening regimen for both weapons and hunting/skinning tools
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