#but the five hour energy espresso shots was revealed to me in a vision

[legobenkenobi]

Obi-Wan is NOT a foamy latte enjoyer. he is a black caff drinker through and through. he makes it in a Sprench Press (Space French press) because he is a pretentious motherfucker and he genuinely likes the bitter flavor of straight black caff.

Cody, however. Cody likes lattes and stuff, but he doesn’t have TIME for that!! he actually dumps 4 Five Hour Energys into his caff every single time like they’re espresso shots. he has also resorted to eating straight caff grounds when the machine broke multiple times.

not a single medic knows how he hasn’t had a heart attack yet. when asked, he says it’s “the will of the Force, because it’s the only way i can deal with you maniacs.” (this is entirely to mock Obi-Wan, btw)