#but the first thing monty said to ME was good morning good pussy

[yujikuna]

HAPPY SPRING LOVE OF MY LIFE

HAPPY SPRING MY BELOVED ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

🌸🌼🌷🪷💐🌱✨🤍💕💞💓💖💖💘💝

[starogeorgina]

Good morning

Warnings: Smut

Pairing: Bellamy/reader

You blinked your eyes a few times, listening to the chattering of your friends had woke you up. Bloody Raven, and Monty. Always needing to be up first thing. You stifled a yawn with the back of your hand. Bellamy had pulled you against his chest, his arm draped around you.

“Morning, sweetheart,” you heard him say, his voice still filled with sleep.

You smiled feeling him starting to rub along your curves. You bit your lip, knowing exactly what he was hinting at.

“That feels good Bell,” you murmured.

Bellamy said nothing and continued to massage you. Occasionally, he dipped his hand down to squeeze your backside. You giggled and eased into his touch.

Bellamy’s mouth suddenly latched onto your neck. He trailed kisses along your skin. He ran his hand over your ass once more, only this time he dragged his fingers through your slit. You gasped a little and heard him chuckle at your response.

“Is this turning you on, my love?”

“I think your the one being turned on” you exclaimed, your voice squeaky. His hard-on had been pressing against you for quite some time.

“Touchè,” he jived.

You rolled over onto your back. Bellamy started leaving kisses down your torso and stopped when he reached the apex of your thighs. He positioned himself between them.

“Guess we are having a early morning,” he said tracing your lips giving you a smile that sent little jolts through your body.

Bellamy lowered his head and licked a stripe up your folds. You propped yourself up on your elbows to watch him eat you out. He continued to tantalizingly licks to your core. You threaded one hand through his thick dark hair and tried to pull him closer. It didn't help much as he just stopped indulging in you. You let out a moan of protest.

Bellamy lips latched around your clit. You cried out and your hips involuntarily thrust up. His teasing was getting to you. What you really wanted was him to either pick up the pace or just take you.

“Come on, Bell,” you groaned.

He pulled away from you and feigned innocence through with a smile. “What do you mean, baby?”

You raised an eyebrow and crossed your arms and pouted. “Stop teasing me.”

“But I'm not,” he said, brushing his finger along your inner fly. “I'm just enjoying my morning.”

And with that, he dove into you. Bellamy swirled his tongue around your pussy. You whimpered into a pillow not wanting anyone else to hear. Bellamy eventually inserted his index and middle finger into you, scissoring you open with each thrust. You could feel your orgasm building. It wouldn't be long before you peaked. Bellamy continued to ravage your core with his tongue and fingers.

“Oh god!” you screamed as you came.

Bellamy flicked your clit with his tongue and pumped his fingers in and out of you, only intensifying your orgasm. You bucked wildly against his face as you cried out your pleasure. Tears spilling out of the corner of your eyes.

When you finally came down, you opened your eyes to look at him. He wore a smug grin and had your juices covering his face. Without thinking you reached up and pulled him down, slamming his lips to yours.

“Fuck me,” you whispered.

You felt Bellamy cock lining up with your entrance. He thrust into you slowly, not wanting to hurt you. No matter how many times you two had had sex, his size never ceased to amaze you. After giving you time to adjust, he grabbed your legs and threw them over his shoulder.

“Ready baby?” he asked, pressing a kiss to your forehead.

“God yes,” you said nodding.

Bellamy began to thrust into you at a steady pace. You grabbed onto his back for support. Your body rocked with his thrusts as he increased speed.

Eventually, Bellamy settled into a rhythm. You whimpered each time he slammed into you. You liked it rough and that he knew. The way his cock was touching your sweet spot was going to make you come faster than you liked.

You raked your nails lightly down his back. He sped up, making you squeal. He attached his mouth to your collar bone and began to mark the flesh with little love bites. Usually, you'd scold him for doing that to a easily seen area, but you were too lost in pleasure to care.

Your pussy clenched around him. You weaved your hands into his hair, pulling him closer to you. “Bellamy!” you screamed as your second orgasm coursed through you. You scratched down his back.

He continued pounding you. Your eyes rolled back into your head as pleasure overtook you. His thrusts were ruthless and carnal. You felt his cock nudge against your cervix one more time before he spilled into you. Bellamy slid out of you and captured your lips in a kiss.

The kiss enraptured you for a few moments more before he drew back. “God, I love you, Y/N.”

You reached up to stroke his cheek. “I love you too, Bellamy.”

You gazed into your boyfriend's eyes, overcome with adoration for him. You smiled jovially at him and he mirrored your expression. He then looked over at the clock.

“I've got to get ready for work, otherwise Raven and Emori will come looking for me.”

Bellamy pouted. “Not yet, five more minutes.”

You rolled over to face him. “Nope,” you giggled, tracing his jawline with kisses. “We can come back to this later.”

“Maybe,” he murmured, stroking your hair.

You burrowed into his chest and closed your eyes. Your ‘morning activities’ had left you feeling rather tired, maybe five more minutes wouldn’t be so bad.

[ri-ahhh]

good times

things come to a head, as it were. part 3 in this lil trilogy.

warnings: kinda long, almost all smut, probably one of the dirtier things I’ve written in a while

A/N: once again, I apologize this is so long and there’s no keep reading break. Even if tumblr did work on my laptop, my cat chewed up my charger and it’s dead so.. yeah. Sorry again.

***

The next afternoon finds you and Grayson in his car, munching on a lunch of Monty’s and sitting in otherwise companionable silence as Cudi’s album plays quietly from the speakers.

You had slept like a rock the night before. The heat from Grayson’s body in his almost too-comfy bed beneath the fluffy comforter, with his arm slung around your waist to keep you close to him all night, had lulled you off to sleep faster than you can ever remember having done before.

The orgasm might have helped, too. But it was him that had kept you safe and cozy and warm enough to wake up feeling like a new woman.

Enough so that you let him coax you awake in the middle of the sunrise this morning, his eyes puffy but cheeks full as he grinned down at you sleepily and pushed a rogue chunk of hair out of your face. That gruff morning voice convinced you to do the unthinkable — leave the bed and go on a morning jog with him.

“Fine,” you had grumbled, not sounding nearly as sexy as him with your raspy, unused voice. “But you owe me.”

Grayson chuckled, and you felt the dip in the mattress as he stood up and stretched. “Owe you what?”

You cracked an eye open and watched him, the thick muscles all over his body elongating as he lifted his arms over his head with a big yawn. He’s just wearing his underwear, and you’re suddenly very conscious of the fact that you’re similarly dressed in a pair of his boxers and his hoodie he had given you after... everything.

He says your name, and your eyes zip to his handsome face; away from where they had been admiring the perfect curve of his ass in those skin-tight briefs.

“Huh?”

He’s full-on smirking at you, and frustratingly you can feel the flush creep into your cheeks despite yourself. You groan and bury your face in the pillow. “Shut up.”

To your surprise, the bed shifts again as he climbs back onto it on his knees. You turn your head just in time for him to dip down and press his lips to your temple gently.

“I said you can tell me what I owe you after we’re done with our run.” He yanks the covers back, and your disapproving whine turns into a giggly yelp when he smacks your ass lightly. “Chop chop, little onion. Let’s go.”

The run wasn’t bad, even though you had to borrow a pair of shorts and some tennis shoes that were a half size too small for you from Kristina. He let you pick the playlist to play through the speaker on his phone, and you actually enjoyed the rush of crisp morning air around you. But after putting you through a watered-down version of his calisthenics workout after the run, you decided that what he owed you was a nice, juicy vegan burger to replenish yourselves.

“You know what I just realized?”

You’re halfway through sucking a big bite of ice cream off your spoon when he breaks the comfortable quiet between you. Your brows raise in question, and he casually throws another fry into his mouth before continuing, eyeing you through the side of his sunglasses.

“After all we’ve done lately... we’ve never even kissed.”

That throws you for a loop. Your gaze drifts unseeing out the windshield as you consider his observation. Now that you think about it, you can’t recall that happening, either.

“Yeah, I guess you’re right,” you say, pulling the now-clean spoon out of your mouth. You scoop a bit of whipped cream onto it, and slip it in again as you look up at him with a smirk. “At least, not on the lips.”

He gives a little huff of laughter through his nose, accepting the bite of ice cream you offer him. There’s a brief moment of silence as he sits back in his seat a bit and swallows. “We should change that.”

You’re hunting through the cup of milkshake to find the perfect chunk of Oreo when he says it, and you jerk your head in surprise. “Oh.. yeah?”

Grayson nods and smiles. “Yeah.”

You swallow. Why are you suddenly so nervous? “Now?”

He shrugs. “Now. Later. Doesn’t matter. I just think we should.”

“Why?”

What a dumb question, you tell yourself, mentally giving yourself a face-palm. Grayson seems unfazed by it, though, and just keeps looking at you softly as he sucks a bit of salt off his thumb before crumpling up his napkin and stuffing it in the paper bag.

“Just doesn’t sit right with me that I’ve licked your pussy and not — well, your other lips.”

“Grayson!” He’s unbelievable, saying stuff like that so casually. You reach for his tea and take a big chug, feeling your face heat up while he laughs heartily.

“What? It’s true!” He snatches the drink back and takes his own sip, pushing his sunglasses to the top of his head. “Are you forgetting that the first time I saw you naked was when you masturbated for me? Don’t get shy on me now, babe.”

You pout at him, annoyed,because he’s right. You don’t even have an explanation for why you’re being like this; one of the reasons you and Gray always got on so well from the beginning is because you had basically no filter with each other, both comfortable with talking about everything from bathroom habits to hookups. But there’s a level of intimacy you now share with him that does, indeed, have you... well, shy. Anxious.

Excited.

Grayson must sense a shift in your energy, or maybe he just notices the way your eyes suddenly can’t stay off his lips, try as they might. He sits the drink in the cup holder, and you both subconsciously shift in your seats to face each other better. His hand reaches out and cups your cheek, his long fingers curling around your jaw and into your hair, his thumb brushing your lower lip gently.

His hazel eyes dart to your mouth, then back to your eyes, and there’s a mutual movement the both of you make toward one another, so that neither could claim or decide who moved first. But suddenly his lips are planted softly on yours — much softer than you would have anticipated for Grayson to be. They’re firm for a second as you both process the moment, but it’s definitely you who quickly lets out a little gasp and shifts just enough so his full bottom lip gets trapped between yours.

His breath is warm as it escapes through his nose, and there’s pure electricity when he pulls you closer with that hand on your face that slides to the back of your neck. Your own hand clutches at his arm as the other uses the console for leverage to push yourself towards him, too, all while you take turns sucking and nipping each other’s lips.

Your mouths are slippery when you finally part for breath, however much later that is. You both sit back in your respective seats, chests heaving a bit as you smile to yourselves and consider how amazing that first kiss was.

“Gray?”

He looks at you, brow raised but swollen lips lifted.

“I don’t want to stop.”

Grayson’s eyes darken, heat smoldering in his gaze as he lets out a deep breath, reaching for your hand. “Fuck. C’mere, please.”

You shake your head, even though your body is screaming to give in to his request and scramble into his lap. “Too busy outside,” you point out, nodding to the hustle and bustle of LA right outside the window.

Grayson sighs again and interlaces your fingers together. “Buckle up, then. Let’s go home.”

He doesn’t have to tell you twice, and before you know it he’s putting the car in drive and taking off down the road.

“Too bad we’re not in the Tesla,” you say slyly, unlocking your hand from his so you can rub your palm across his lap. You grin when you feel the start of his erection beneath the thin shorts he’s wearing.

“God...” Grayson takes your hand again and kisses the back of it before tangling you’re fingers again and holding them together over the gearshift. “Next time, baby, next time.”

Your heart thrills at the thought of a ‘next time,’ but for now you concentrate on making it home for this time.

By some kind of miracle, there’s hardly any traffic on the way back to the house. The air is electric between you the whole time, and Grayson barely has the car in park once the gate is shut and you’re in the driveway before he’s unbuckling and throwing himself at you.

You welcome his kiss with a moan, sliding your fingers through his thick hair as you welcome his invading tongue past your lips. It slides against yours with practiced ease that has you positively melting into your seat — which you’re made aware you’re still trapped in by the locking of the seatbelt when you try to lunge at him to get even closer.

Grayson grunts, and presses the little red button for you as he rips his mouth away, then leans across your body with his eyes locked on yours the whole time to open the passenger door.

No words are needed; the look you two share does enough talking. You both scramble out of the car, holding hands as soon as you meet again. Grayson leads you to the front door as you hurry behind him, and you follow him past the threshold closely. Luckily, there’s no one between you and his room to stop and ask questions or pass judgments, and the click of his bedroom door is the final barrier you need before you’re on each other like wild rabbits.

You reach hastily for each other’s tops right at the same time, and you both smile quickly. He lets you go first, raising his arms above his head so you can whip his t-shirt off with relative ease, even though you have to go on your tip-toes. You barely get the chance to admire all those smooth muscles before you’re blinded by the fabric of your own shirt.

“I’ve wanted this for so fucking long,” Grayson says lowly, admiring your tits in your sports bra for a second before he’s removing that, too. You smile shyly and help him rid you of the constricting garment, throwing it across the room once it’s cleared your head.

“Me too.” He’s pulling out your ponytail next, letting your hair cascade around your shoulders freely. You step back and kick your shoes off while he does the same, tugging off your shorts and underwear as well before jumping back into his arms once you’re both naked.

Grayson groans and hoists you up, and your legs lock around his waist as his lips find your neck. His dick, already completely hard, gets trapped between your hips and his belly, and you rock into it slowly. You sigh with modicum of relief it brings, and your eyes roll back when he bites down at the junction of your shoulder. You thread your fingers tightly into the hair at the back of his head to hold him there. “Fuck... Gray..”

He grunts in response, turning to walk you to the unmade bed you had both vacated just that morning. You cling to him as he lays you down, unwilling to let him go far even though he’s quite literally completely on top of you. He puts enough space between your torsos so he has room to gaze down at you beneath him. Hair fanned out on the pillow, dark red marks already rising to the surface of your skin, breasts full and heaving.

“So beautiful,” he says, sliding a hand up your side, stopping to squeeze your waist, which makes you squirm, before cupping one of your breasts in that calloused palm.

He’s the beautiful one, really. His eyes are soft and sweet, glowing a certain shade of green you’ve only seen a couple of times by now. His muscles bulge, his lips extra pink and puffy. His dick stands tall and thick between you.

He’s almost too much, too perfect. But you can’t let this go any further without making sure he knows what you really want of him, more than anything.

“Gray,” you say his name again, getting his full attention. You grin demurely up at him, and reluctantly take his hand away from where he’s squeezing your tit pleasurably. Eyes locked on his, you kiss his warm palm before murmuring. “I don’t want to stop.”

He looks a little confused, and his thumb strokes your cheekbone slowly. “I know, baby. Isn’t that what we’re doing?”

You nod, taking a deep breath. “Yeah. But I just — I don’t want to stop ever. I want to be able to have you all the time. Whenever.”

Grayson keeps staring down at you, and you blush furiously even as a smile breaks across his handsome features. “Are you saying you want to be together? Like for real?”

You sigh in relief, and hold his hand still so you can nuzzle your cheek against it. “Yeah. I - you know I suck at words.”

Grayson chuckles and lowers down to his elbows, his mouth so close to yours you can feel his sweet breath against your lips. “I do. It’s fucking adorable.”

Your smile turns wider for a second, but in the next you bite your lip and you wrap your arms around his neck to keep him exactly where he his. Your fingers dip down to blindly trace the lion tattoo on his sinewy back. “Do you - I mean, do you want the same?”

His expression softens, and he stares down at you for a moment before answering you with a gentle kiss.

“Absolutely,” he mumbles against your lips. “Didn’t I just tell you: I’ve wanted it for a long time now.”

“Let’s not waste any more, then,” you whisper heatedly, the drive to become completely consumed by him glaring up in your chest, your belly, your pussy once more.

Grayson seems to be on the same page, because the kiss he meets you with this time is hot and heavy and has you grinding into each other with thick moans and hands all over one another.

You wiggle your hand in the minute space between your bodies to grasp his dick, which is already slick from your juices. You watch his face as you give him slow, steady pumps, swirling the precum around his slit and twisting your fist at the head.

“Want this dick inside me,” you whisper, a fierce edge to your voice that has him biting his lip with a groan and his hips thrusting hard into your hand.

He shakes his head, whether in disbelief or an answer to your demand, you’re not sure. “Lemme eat your pussy again.”

Any other time, you would already be pushing on those broad shoulders, but not now. “The last couple weeks have been enough foreplay, I think. I want all of you, right now.”

He stares deeply into your eyes, as if he’s checking to make sure you’re sure, and you nod at him.

Grayson sighs and slips his hand down to join yours, wrapping around your slimmer one to guide him inside you together. You both inhale sharply, and let go of his cock as he sinks deeper, eyes locked once again while he slides home.

“God... damn,” he whispers harshly, tucking his hand behind your neck and dragging you up the short distance to meet his mouth.

You whine in return against his lips and hitch your knees higher up his waist, rubbing his back comfortingly as you both acclimate to him being inside you for the first time. He’s already stretching you out better than anyone has before, made even more intense by the fact that it’s Grayson in you, on you, around you.

“Fuck me, baby,” you beg sweetly, the pet name slipping past your lips with surprising ease.

You nip and suckle his earlobe, moaning loudly when he obeys and pulls out almost completely before pushing back in to the hilt slowly.

Grayson builds a rhythm like that, steady and perfect as he follows your cues to give you exactly what you want. When you whimper for him to fuck you harder, he sits up just enough to hook your knees over his elbows, then leans down over your body once again to thrust into you with an even better angle with better leverage.

“You want it like that?” he asks shakily, his voice gruff and full of sex as he pumps in and out of your pussy with dangerously smooth, even strokes that have you crying out his name in answer. Your hands claw at his thick, round shoulders, nails digging into the snake head and the bird feathers inked into his golden skin “Fuck, your pussy feels so fucking good. So fuckin wet, baby.”

You force your eyes open and stare at his flushed face, admiring the sweat clinging to his chest and brow and the way his chain dangles between you. One of your hands leaves his shoulder and hooks a finger into the silver, using it to tug him down for a deep, wet kiss that has your toes curling in the air.

The angle change has you gasping against his mouth, your lips dropping open against his as you tell him desperately, “Right there, right there...” and slide your hand between your bodies to rub the perfect slow circles on your clit.

He must feel you getting tighter around him, because he groans into your open mouth, sliding his tongue inside to meet yours sloppily. “Oh my god, baby, you gonna cum? Huh?”

You let your loud, breathy cries be his answer, until your moaning out his name as you clamp vice-like around his dick.

Grayson’s hand knocks yours out of the way when he feels it falter, and he takes over for you so you can ride out the bliss without distractions. He slows his thrusts inside you, until your breath has calmed down some and the flutters of your pussy fade away.

You open your eyes to find him enthralled by your blissful features, and smile up at him tiredly. Grayson lets your legs fall from his arms, and you wrap them instead around his waist, your hands finding the sweaty planes of his back. “Holy shit...”

“Yeah?” Grayson smirks down at you. His hands find your breasts and squeeze them, his thumbs rubbing your nipples, before letting one hand travel up to your jaw. He slips his thumb past your lips, letting you suck on it with pure seduction in your eyes as your hips twitch beneath his.

“Your turn,” you murmur, arching your back when he sits up to his knees and takes hold of your waist. You thrust your arms beneath your pillow, letting your tits bounce enticingly with every hard thrust he gives you in search of his own release. His eyes flit impatiently between where his glistening cock is disappearing over and over inside your swollen pussy, to your chest, to your pretty face begging him with both eyes and quiet whispers to let you have it.

It doesn’t take long for him to let out a guttural growl and pull out quickly, jerking off over your stomach as he shoots ropes up your torso. You hum contently and take over for him, thoroughly enjoying the warm liquid white streaking up your skin as you watch him fall apart.

Grayson collapses next to you weakly, chest heaving as he comes back down to earth. You grin and slide over to snuggle up to him, kissing his pec when he throws a heavy arm over your shoulders to hold you there as best he can in the moment.

You give him the time he needs, until he’s turning his head and coaxing your lips to his. You indulge him for a moment, then pull away with a low hum.

“We should shower,” you suggest with a happy sigh. You look down at your tummy and breasts, chuckling. “Your cum kind of got everywhere.”

Grayson laughs. “Wouldn’t be the first time.”

You smirk and grab his hand, using his own finger to collect a streak that’s managed to stay almost completely on your skin, scooping it up and sucking it into your mouth with your eyes on his. You give him a wink.

“Won’t be the last, either.”

[kettle-on]

(Oh woops, this is a lot longer than it was supposed to be, but I got carried away. Still not super happy with it, but I figured I'd post it sooner than later, before I changed my mind completely!)

Monty Python and the Barbados Fic

Eric x Michael x OFC

Chapter 4

attn: @jessm78 @coincidence-ithinknots-blog

Evenings at Heron Bay were lively, silly, rowdy, and populous. The Pythons had decided they would have guests to dinner every night, and surprisingly this proved not too difficult. Apparently Barbados was hopping with friendly famous faces at this time of year.

Mick Jagger continued his regular visits with Jerry on his arm, and one or two pairs of glamorous mystery Misters and Misses. It was revealed through many rounds of Charades that the Rolling Stone had an extraordinary talent for both miming and deciphering interpretive dance. His rendition of “the eruption of Mt Vesuvius” was met with roaring applause, and his “Sex Pistols” brought the evening to an un-toppable peak.

Things would take a turn, however, when an entirely sober Graham introduced a favourite game of his called “Poor Pussy” in which the chosen “pussy” approaches guests and, through meowing and distinctly feline behaviour, must make the guest laugh whilst they attempt to pet pussy’s head and say with a straight face three times: “poor pussy.” When one does laugh, they become the new “pussy.” This last rule changed quickly when it arose that multiple “pussies” had taken over the room, and hardly a word could be spoken from the guests through their laughter.

Perhaps the most uncommon news, however, came from casual chat. A visiting Keith Moon explained his plans for a new house in Malibu, anxious for acres of privacy and leaving behind his celebrity neighbours. Jagger the Charades king told of all-night New York City parties, to which Graham countered: “At least in London, one has the good sense to wrap up before sitting down to breakfast.”

Y/N was sure that, had she been keeping a list, she’d have been privy to the business of every star in modern comedy and rock and roll.

The next morning came too early once again, but Y/N was this time drawn to the bedroom window. From here she could see the team of gardeners hired to keep Heron Bay looking lush and groomed. She couldn’t help but feel that with each day that passed she was floating further and further away from what she remembered normal life to be like.

Not wanting to disturb a sleeping Eric, she made her way to the morning room that looked out to the curved courtyard. At one end of the room was a large painted screen of columns in some beautiful ancient scene. Each table surface in this room was topped with a floral arrangement, antique candlesticks, and photographs of visitors and houseguests. Decades of beautiful faces and elegant dresses, men in uniform, and posed portraits looked back at her from their frames.

What was this world? she had long wondered. Painted screens, stone pediments, beaches, house staff, tennis courts, and private ponds. Marriages, affairs, and cover-ups. Churchill, the Duke of Edinburgh, Lord and Lady Something of Somewhere Unpronounceable, and movie stars and rock n roll gods. And who was she in all of this?

From the near distance, she heard puffs of exertion and approaching steps. Michael had committed himself to continuing his disciplined daily morning jog and here he was returning.

“Ah,” he panted, “Morning.”

“Good morning. Nice run?”

“Well,” puff, “it’s not Holloway, but it’ll do.”

When he caught his breath, he noticed her uneasiness. With a smiling face and a tone he’d learned from his mother, he suggested:

“Tea?” --

It was much later that night that Y/N found herself again wandering the corridors alone. The afternoon had passed with a visit from Eric’s friend Ricky Fataar with whom he’d made The Rutles the previous year, and his wife, Heron Bay’s proprietress Penelope Tree. The couple had dropped in for what they called a “business luncheon,” and extended an invitation to the Python household out for a “business dinner.” The two Terrys and Eric accepted, (the Terrys hoping they might throw in a bit of “money talk” regarding their upcoming film budget) and by the time the day’s activities had come to a close, the outward dinner guests had yet to return.

In the rare quiet of the late-night, Y/N knocked on the door to the room where Michael was staying, and a friendly hum invited her into the room. A single lamp lit up the walls and floor, and a Michael in repose who was making edits to his well-kept journal.

“Do I recall correctly you said you’d brought a small library with you?” asked Y/N from the door.

“I did, indeed!” he responded, setting his journal on one of the nightstands next to the bed. “What’s the matter – can’t sleep?”

Y/N shook her head with an apologetic smirk.

“I see, and what sort of thing are you after?”

“Something, uh... gentle, I suppose. Something to escape.”

“Escape? From here? A tropical island and you’d like to escape – now that’s puzzling.” He drew back the thin blanket that covered his lower half, and swung his mostly bare legs over the side of the mattress.

“No, no,” she started, “Just something to, y’know, get out of my head for a bit.”

“Mm, is there something troubling you?” Michael eyed the three stacks of books casually adorning a side table, and inspected the choices of titles.

“Just feeling a little…” Y/N searched for a believable excuse, “homesick.”

He was not convinced. Putting his book task on pause he raised his eyebrows, requesting her further explanation. Y/N both appreciated and hated this look. Michael, though the gentlest and kindest of the troupe, would not let anything go unexplained or hidden for long, and his generosity and patience invited her to open up.

“I’m not really sure what I’m doing here,” she confessed. “I feel like I’m just getting in the way, y’know? You’re all working hard on what I’m certain will be a brilliant film, and what am I here for?”

“You’re on holiday,” he declared with what he hoped was an assuring smile.

“A holiday from what? What do I even do?” She felt the agitation rising in her voice. “It’s like I just exist day in and day out with no purpose or point. No goals and no…”

Michael’s stare was intense and he waited for her to continue.

“…future.” Her voice dropped to almost a whisper when she noticed she’d drawn his undivided attention. A quiet Michael was a rare thing, and the silence stilled the air between them.

“So, I thought... maybe a… a book might help,” she attempted, but Michael was already smoothing down the bedspread, offering a space beside him which she gratefully filled.

“Is this what it’s like being famous?” she asked heavily, taking a seat. “Always surrounded by extremely talented, important people, and constantly comparing your own worth and accomplishments?”

“I suppose it is, yes. Sometimes.” Michael was usually very good at telling the truth in a palatable way.

Nevertheless, this acknowledgement only supported her anxiety. Her face fell and she closed her eyes, sensing exhaustion was on its way. She silently prayed for one of Michael’s rambling speeches, and he intuitively delivered.

“But it doesn’t have to be,” he began. “None of this comes with the expectation that you’ve earned your right to enjoy things. You don’t need to have won a Nobel Prize or sold a million records to deserve fine cutlery. But when you’re well-known, everybody wants to know you and bring you lovely things, whether or not you think you deserve them. When that happens, I think what helps is to recognize what’s there for you, and appreciate that there are all these things you can access if you’d like to. What’s important to remember is that you have options, and lots of good ones, too.

“And as far as goals and a future, well… I can’t tell you that. All I can tell you is that you’re already building a future just by living. And learning, and asking questions, and thinking, and wondering, and loving, and caring.”

Y/N had stayed quiet. The past few weeks of indulgence, creativity, and celebrity drama had left her feeling in a way excluded, and far away from herself. It wasn’t something she found she could explain to Eric without seeming ungrateful.

Michael continued:

“So right now, you’re on holiday somewhere you’ve never been, and learning how the other half lives. And what am I doing? Well at the moment I’m enjoying a few weeks on a beautiful island, with marvelous weather, with my wonderful friends. Together, we’re finishing up a script for a film which, if all goes well, we’ll be making later this year. That’s my job, and it keeps me working, but I’ve got the rest of my hours and days, too, and that’s when I’m living. That’s when life happens, you see, in the in-between time.

Y/N had secured a point of focus on the floor, and found it fitting that Michael’s was one of the few rooms in the building with wooden floorboards instead of the palatial stone. In this room she could be almost anywhere in the world, and at this moment she was happy to be somewhere closer to home.

“There’s no rush,” Michael added, noting her half-daze. “Life is short, but... there’s so much of it. You can stop and start and chop and change as many times as you like. It’s all life,” he slowed his pace, carefully observing her softened expression, “and it’s all yours.”

Y/N leaned back onto her elbows and contemplated her bare knees.

“I don’t think I’ve heard that one before,” she mused. “Hm. I’ve got a lot of time to fill, haven’t I?”

Michael gave a warm hum of agreement and joined her sideways, propping his head on an elbow, attentive as ever.

“And what are you going to fill it with first?” he asked.

This prospect was suddenly overwhelming, and it showed in her eyes. She took a breath and decided to choose levity for a change.

“I could work on this tan, I guess,” she playfully suggested, kicking a leg up and indicating her knees, “What do you think?”

“Very nice,” he approved. In fact, he had long admired her knees, and was grateful to the January Barbados weather for getting them out of trousers and wool tights. The previous summer at many a pub garden evening, he’d envied Eric’s long fingers resting atop Y/N’s knees, giving an occasional squeeze, and more than once catching sight of a slow glide up a thigh, disappearing under a skirt hem.

“Looks like you’re off to a good start there,” he said, allowing himself an extra-long, fully permissible eyeing up of her legs.

“And you?” she asked, “What’s next in the in-between time?”

“Well, I thought I might see what life by the ocean is like. I don’t see it very often. They’ve got waterskiing down at the bay - I might give that a go. I doubt I’ll be any good, but at least then I can say I’ve done it. Obviously a very valuable skill in London. I can see it: there I am, shooting across the lakes of Hampstead Heath. Or better still, an aquatic commute! I could start off from Blackfriars in the morning, and be in Molesey by tea-time, how’s that?”

Y/N laughed, tired from the day but grateful for Michael’s silliness. She liked this. Why couldn’t Mike be around more often? Or could she have a mini-Mike to keep in her purse and take out for impromptu pep-talks and compliments, please?

“I wonder,” he said carefully when her laughter died down. “Rather than in the way, do you think perhaps you might be feeling a bit overlooked?”

This caught her off guard. Overlooked? She never felt ignored or unappreciated. On the contrary, Eric’s attention and gestures of love came in spades. But what was it for? What really did she have to offer? She hardly expected to stand out next to her accomplished and celebrated partner and his career, nor did she wish to dull his accomplishments or stifle him. Stability would be very nice, but so too would making a name for herself be. So what did she want – life or recognition?

“Maybe,” she finally said in a small voice, too tired now to analyze any further.

How fragile she now seemed to Michael. She had opened her heart to him, and the sense of duty and the care with which he held it felt so natural. He wished he could hold it for a little longer.

Stroking kind fingers down her forearm, he took her hand, willing her out of her trance. With a closed-eyed focus on her hand, he drew her knuckles to his lips.

“So I’ve got options,” Y/N re-stated.

“Mhmm,” sounded Michael, whose lips were still appreciating her fingers.

“And I’m building a life every day,” she continued.

"Every day,” he repeated, his thumb now taking over addressing her knuckles.

“And mine is no less important than anyone else’s?”

She knew the answer, but the question brought their eyes to meet, and he held her gaze with tenderness.

“I think anyone who meets you feels lucky that they did. I know I do.”

Y/N felt whatever was left of her distress dissolve with a heavy breath. She had been heard, and she knew with certainty that her cares were safe with him.

Slowly, she wrapped her arms around his torso, and he enveloped her shoulders with a tight grip. His voice was low in her ear:

“You know, if it was a book you were after, I rather thought you’d have asked Terry.”

Y/N wasn’t going to bother mustering the energy to protest or to come up with a nonsense reason why she’d chosen to see Michael. She was here now, and she was perfectly content with it.

“I’m very glad you didn’t,” he confessed, and having exhausted all words, he began a slow exploration of her neck, starting with nuzzling the delicate space beneath her ear. Sensing no resistance, and hearing her approving sigh, he continued down to her shoulder, leaving soft, open-mouthed kisses as he went.

He was kind and patient and open, Y/N remembered as she felt herself giving over to the moment’s tenderness, her curiosity duelling with her fatigue.

With restrained eagerness, he moved along the underside of her jaw before,

“Stop stop,” she hushed.

She was fighting with her enjoyment, but this was not a good time to discover feelings. All she wanted now was comfort and sleep. She looked at her kindred Michael half-apologetically, and he shifted aside, making a space for her to lie down and sleep. He reached over to switch off the bedside lamp, and gently pulled the sheet up to cover their spooning bodies.

Out on the patio under the moonlight, Eric lay on a lounge chair, gazing into the sky and contemplating several things: Ricky and Penelope’s marriage, Mick and Jerry’s affair, and the concept of unfaithfulness. And the very nature of frivolity, and luxury, and everything he learned from the swinging sixties of liberation and self-indulgence. And, unexpectedly, Michael.

He wriggled in his spot, unable to relax. I need to write this, he thought. He worked most things out through writing, and now he would turn to his typewriter, get his musings out on paper, and try to make some sort of sense of his brain soup.

[myhockeyworld87]

Nervous Regrets - Tyler Seguin - Part 35

Word Count: 2,514

POV: Reader

Warnings: Language

Notes: Sorry this took so long to get out. I had planned on having it up yesterday, but life got busy. I’d love to have those 12 hours back that I lost, but it’s not happening. So with that feedback is always welcome and happy reading!

Nervous Regrets Masterlist

You sat there staring at the picture in your direct messages for you don't know how long. It wasn't until Jace started to cry that you put the phone down so that you could tend to your baby. Jace's little cries filled the air, and you took him over to change his diaper. When he was all clean and dry, his face filled with a smile, which melted your heart. When you looked in his sweet face, you could see your husband there, as Jace had Tyler's eyes and even though he was only a couple weeks old he had that little smirk as well. It was in Jace's expression that you knew that message was nothing but a lie.

 Tyler had worked so hard to win you back and you knew that he would never jeopardize your family with some trivial one-night stand. As you sat in the rocking chair, in Jace's nursery feeding him, you pulled up the message again. This time looking at the picture with unfeeling eyes instead of ones that felt hurt and disappointment. There was no denying that, that was your husband, but the closer you looked it was an older picture. Tyler's hair wasn't that long right now, and where his shirt was unbuttoned you could just make out his lack of chest tattoo. This picture was probably taken well before you were even in Tyler's life; more than likely a couple months before you'd met him.

 Switching Jace to your other breast, you set the phone back down trying to decide what to do next. Obviously, this person wanted to cause a rift between you and Tyler, and messaging her back would just give credence to a conversation that wasn't necessary. You'd been so wrapped up in the stupid message, that you never heard the garage door open or Tyler come in. "There are my two favorite people in the world." He made his way over to you, kissing you on the lips, causing Jace to stir. "Hey buddy, daddy missed you." Jace looked around searching for Tyler's voice. "Is he done, babe? I'm dying to hold him."

 "Mostly," you answered, handing the baby over. "He can finish later. Right now, I think he wants his daddy more." Tyler took Jace from you and held him close to his chest, his one finger caressing his chubby cheeks.

 "Bud, did you get bigger? Mommy said no, but I think so." Jace's tiny hand fisted around one of Tyler's fingers. "Look at those muscles; you working out?" The interaction between father and son made your heart so full it could burst and a tear slid down your cheek. "Baby, you ok?" Ty asked taking his eyes off his son for a moment.

 "I…" you couldn't seem to get out the words and so you nodded your head.

 "Babe, I know you said you're still emotional, but what else is going on."

 You sighed heavily, knowing for your relationship to work; you needed to be completely honest. "I got a message on Instagram earlier." A look of concern immediately crossed his face, before he started to shake his head. "I know it's not true Ty. It just took a toll on me."

 "What did it say?" And you could see the anger visibly changing him, in the way he stood and held the baby.

 You stood so that you could touch and feel him; hoping to release some of his tension. "It doesn't matter. I just wanted to tell you so there wouldn't be any secrets between us."

 "If it hurt you, it matters." He wrapped his free arm, the one that wasn't holding Jace, around your waist and pulled you to his side. You looked at Jace, so comfortable in his father's arms as he stared up at his parents. "Tell me (Y/N)."

 "It was just a picture of you and some girl. I'm assuming she's the one that sent the message. It said that my "baby daddy" was cheating on me." Before he could say anything you continued. "I know it wasn't true Ty. When I looked at the pic closer, it was old."

 "(Y/N), I will never in a million years cheat on you, babe." He cupped your chin so that you would look in his eyes. "You believe me, don't you?"

 "Of course, I do Ty. The message just threw me."

 "I'm deleting my damn account. It's caused us nothing but trouble."

 "Tyler, we're fine. This is just one fangirl, who's making up lies." You were telling yourself this as much as him. "You have your sponsorships to think about and your fans. Don't go deleting things just because of this one instance. I'm fine." He still looked unconvinced. "We're fine. I promise."

 "It just annoys the fuck…oops sorry," he spoke more to Jace than to you. "That people think that they can get away with doing this. Like I'm some sort of sex addict that can't wait for my wife to…" you could see him struggling to find the right words.

 "Heal?"

 "Yeah, heal before I wet my dick in someone else pussy. Shit!" He swore again and you had to laugh at his attempt to control his language around your son.

 "I think it's ok to curse around him. He definitely didn't learn to talk in the few days you were gone."

 He looked at you a little sheepishly. "Still…I need to learn not too." His eyes went back to his child, where Jace's little face just lit up. It was probably gas, but it was still adorable. "Maybe I'll send this person a message myself." He said drawing you back to the conversation about the direct message. "Or get my lawyers on it."

 "How about we just drop it, and if it happens again then we worry about?" He cocked his head "Please Ty?"

 He scrunched his face up at you, before agreeing. "Fine, but you have to promise you'll tell me if it happens again."

 "Done. Now can we please talk about other things."

 "In a minute, there's one more thing," and before you could ask him what that was, his lips were on yours. His mouth searched yours and all the longing that you felt for him over the last several days melted away. Jace squirmed in his arms and the two of you broke apart. "Now that's a better welcome home. I missed you."

 "I missed you too, Ty." The rest of the day Tyler barely let Jace out of his arms. He of course allowed you to feed him, but he wouldn't let you put him down for a nap in the bassinet; instead opting for the baby to lay on his chest. You had a feeling if he kept this up you were going to have a hard time training Jace to sleep in his own crib.

 "So babe, I was thinking maybe you could bring Jace to practice tomorrow. You know to meet all the guys." You were crawling into bed, after just laying the baby down for the night.

 "Yeah, I can do that. Little man and I will be down to have lunch with you guys."

 "Can you maybe put on his Stars stuff too?" Like your child would wear anything else when going to see his father at work.

 "Of course, babe." He pulled you close to him and you inhaled his scent. God, you missed this even if it was for a few days.

 "Thanks, baby. I'm so excited for the guys to meet him." He kissed your forehead, then your nose, and finally your lips, before the two of you drifted off to sleep.

 The next morning as soon as Tyler headed off to practice you started to get ready for Jace to meet all his hockey uncles. It was really the first time taking him anywhere other than the doctors, and you found yourself throwing things in the diaper bag you knew you were never going to need but wanted to be prepared. Jace's Star's onesie fit perfectly, but then you had one in every size imaginable. It was his jersey that was a little bit, so you opted to just carry that in the bag not sure if you were going to put it on him or not until you got there. You also threw in a little jacket since he'd be down close to the ice. You made sure to feed him before you left, but also took a bottle on the off chance he'd be fussy.

 You buckled him in the car seat, and he whimpered a bit. Cash immediately going to see what was wrong with his brother. "He's ok Cash, just doesn't like to be cooped up in there." The pup looked at you skeptically and you had to laugh. The dogs had definitely become protective of Jace over the last week and hated to hear him cry. Once you had him in the car and were headed down the road, he quickly fell fast asleep.

 They were just finishing up practice when you went into the arena. All of the guys were still on the ice, running a few drills. It was Jamie who saw you first, smiling and giving a wave as the puck sailed past him, and you kind of laughed. That got him a few chirps from some of the guys until Monty saw that you were there and called them all in. "Looks like we have a special guest in the building. I'm gonna cut this short, but damn it, wash your hands and shit before you touch the kid." You chuckled at his words, but it was nice to know that he didn't want their sweaty hands all over your child any more than you did.

 Tyler was the first to skate off. "Hey babe," he said pecking you real quick before turning down to his little guy. "Hi bud, did you see daddy skating?" Jace's eyes were taking everything as he woke the minute, he heard the pucks on the boards. The guys started to crowd around you and the carrier, trying to sneak a peek at Jace.

 "Oh he cute Seggy, nothing like you." Rads said punching your husband in the arm playfully.

 "There's my godson," Jamie added. "Sportin' the team colors bud. They look good, though there needs to be a fourteen on there somewhere."

 "Get out Chubbs, my son is not wearing your number, even if you are his uncle."

 "Alright, hit the showers, then you can have baby time." You told them all.

 "I'll meet you in the dining room?" Tyler said before kissing you again and heading off to the locker room. You went down to the kitchen area, setting Jace's carrier on the table so you could take him out. The room was warm so you didn't put his sweatshirt on him, that way everyone could see his little Seguin ninety-one on the back. You propped him up on your shoulder and he looked around a little bit, before flopping his head back down and sucking on your shirt. Perfect, just what you wanted baby drool on you. It didn't really matter though, as long as Jace was happy.

 You no sooner were comfortable, then Justin Dowling came in. "Hey (Y/N), how are you feeling? Heard this little guy gave you a bit of a scare." He took a finger and trailed it along Jace's back making him shiver.

 "Yeah, he definitely had his own idea about when he wanted to meet us, but I'm good."

 "Can I hold him?"

 "Of course," you handed Jace off to him. Justin was a natural, the way he swayed back and forth with your little guy in his arms.

 "You've got to bring him around Meg, she's dying to meet him. We just didn't want to overwhelm you after everything."

 "Yeah, I was planning on having the girls over soon."

 "Maybe you can convince her, that we need one of these."

 "Oh! You guys will make great parents." They were already one of the cutest couples on the team. "You've got a natural touch there."

 "Thanks."

 "Alright quit hogging the baby," Bishop chimed in taking Jace from Justin. "Hey Jace, you and Ben are gonna be best buddies. You can have playdates and go on bike rides and take hockey lessons together."

 "Woah, slow down there Bish. He's only a couple weeks old." You told him.

 "I know, Andrea is dying to bring Ben over."

 "We've talked several times. I think she was coming over tomorrow night for a bit. We thought we could watch the game together."

 "Wait you're not bringing Jace to the game?" Your husband asked looking too handsome for your liking.

 You simply rolled your eyes at him. "Not yet, you knew this though."

 "Kinda, just thought maybe you'd change your mind." He walked straight to his child and you could see him fighting the urge not to take him away from Bishop. "But I get it. He's still too small, but in a couple weeks you'll be big enough to come and cheer daddy and all your uncles on." God, you loved your husband like this. That playful cute side, that just adored his child; there was nothing better in the whole world. Well, maybe your son.

 The rest of the guys filtered in and it became a game of pass the baby around. You were surprised when even Miro took a turn, however the minute he turned fussy he was handing him back. After an hour, Jace was done with meeting everyone and basically just feel asleep as the guys continued to fuss over him. One by one they all left until there were just a few of you milling about and you figured it was time to head home before Jace needed to be fed. Tyler helped you pack him up, and then the three of you left with promises to bring Jace back real soon. You had a feeling if it was up to Tyler, he would've had him on the ice today, but thankfully he never once asked.

 Tyler had ridden with Jamie, so he could take you and Jace home and as you traveled the highways of Dallas he finally said. "Thanks for bringing him down today babe. It meant a lot."

 "Ty, I will bring him down whenever you want."

 "So…uh…when do you think you'll bring him to a game?"

 "Babe, I know you're excited for him to go, but I'd like him to be a little older. Those headphones you got barely fit."

 "I'll get a box, so you guys don't have to deal with the family section and you can have Jenna and the girls up there." He was really trying everything he could, but honestly, with that fangirl message, you were leery about taking Jace out in the public.

 "How about the next long home stretch?"

 "Yeah babe, that will work." The smile on your face was enough to put your doubts at rest, at least for the moment.

[forbidden-fruit-of-eden]

Domestic Bliss

Summary: This is me just purging out some lovely domestic bliss with Thomas and his S/O

Warnings: Pure and absolute fluff along with smut

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Giggling. That's the first thing Thomas heard when he woke up every morning. He smiled and slowly sat up, his five year old daughter Ellie giggled as she ran into the room and ran into the bed. Ellie giggled and sat next to her father as you walked into the room carrying your 6 month old son.

"Good morning handsome" you said as you walked over to him. You had woken up an hour or so ago, you had taken Ellie and Ned out with you to get a few eggs from the chicken coupe. Ellie would giggle as she ran around the small area you had designed to be a garden area where Ellie and you had planted a few flowers; Luda insisted in planting a few vegetables which you agreed to. Both you and Luda made breakfast together, she would coo and feed her grandchildren occasionally as Ned babbled loudly as he sat in the highchair Thomas had made for Ellie when she was born.

Thomas smiled and gently pulled his wife into bed with him. You complied and sat next to him, Ned babbled as he nestled himself between his parents. "Did you sleep well darling." you asked softly. Thomas nodded happily before pulling her into a kiss. You happily complied and kissed back, smiling as this action earned a lowed "EEWWW" from your five year old as she covered her eyes. The two of you pulled away as your daughter ran out of the room when she heard Uncle Charlie grumble his way downstairs. You looked up at your husband and smiled happily "What do you think about having some time for ourselves later tonight I'm sure Ellie would like to spend the night with Henrietta's son" You said with a small smile "and I think your mother would be fine with keeping an eye on Ned while you and I get busy"

Thomas couldn’t help but smile and nod eagerly. He couldn't help but ogle you as he watched your hips sway side to side as you began to pick out his clothes for the day. He enjoyed watching you bend over as you opened the window to your room. The light breeze that entered picked up your dress a bit, Thomas couldn't help but take a peak. He smiled and picked up your son before gently sitting him down in the crib; little Ned was quickly distracted by a few toys. Thomas walked over to his wife and wrapped his arms around you. His face immediately buried into your hair, smiling you leaned against his arms. He slowly began to unbutton the buttons of your dress, once he had enough buttons removed he slipped his hand into your chest and began to fondle your breasts. You let out a soft whimper and let your head fall back into his shoulder. He kissed down your neck and shoulder before pulling your dress up a bit. You slowly snapped into your senses and gave his hand a light smack "No" you whispered "We will be doing this properly tonight. It's been six months since we've done anything and I want this to be more than a quickly" You explained. Thomas could only nod and kiss your cheek before walking off to get dressed

"I'll see you downstairs" you said gently taking Ned into your arms. You smiled at your husband. "Good morning to you Hoyt" You said as you walked into the dining room and helped Luda after dropping Ned off in his high chair. "How did you sleep?" You asked trying to have a pleasant conversation with him

"Be better if I had a bitch in bed with me" he grumbled as he leaned back against his seat

"Hoyt what did we say about using that kind of language at the table. I don't want my baby picking up that language" Luda said as she helped you serve breakfast. Hoyt only grumbled and looked at his niece

"You ain't repeating any of that are you?" he asked his niece who innocently shook her head and swung her legs back and forth. Breakfast went by smoothly, everyone went on their separate ways, Hoyt went off to look out the are, Luda went to the store, and Monty himself had gone off to visit the Tea Lady, Kathy, leaving you and your children alone in the household. Thomas descended down into the basement to finish up a body he had started on last night. You cleaned up the house, both children had been placed in a playpen while you busied herself in chores. Hours later you finished cleaning up you made a small lunch and had Thomas clean himself up before coming up. The three of you ate lunch while Ned took the chance to nurse. After eating the lot of you walked outside to let Ellie burn out all the energy she had locked up. You sat in the porch with your son sitting on your lap, you hummed softly and kissed the top of his head as Thomas went out into the backyard and played with your little girl. He smiled and chased after his little girl who squealed and giggled running away. This is how the day went by, he ran after his daughter before the two eventually sat down and enjoyed a cup of sweet tea you provided. Thomas sat down next to you, Ellie sat on her father's lap and smiled tiredly as she rubbed her eyes. Thomas kissed your forehead and closed his eyes as he held you in his arms. How could he have gotten so darn lucky. A beautiful wife, two adorable children and possibly even more. When night settled, the two of you went into your bedroom after Ellie and Ned had gone to bed.

"Well, Ellie didn't exactly want to go to Henrietta's, but she's more than fine to sleep with her grandmother" you said with a smile on your face as you brushed your hair. Thomas gave a hum and took off his mask before sitting at the end of your bed.

"So... we have time for ourselves now" you said as you walked over to him and began to pull off your nightgown. A smile immediately formed across his lips as he straightened up when he watched you remove your gown. He pulled his shirt off before his hands immediately gripped your hips and pulled you into your lap. With a soft hum you pressed your care cunt against his covered cock before cupping his cheek and kissed him passionately. He immediately kissed back and groaned softly as he felt your fingers slowly began unzipping his pants. Immediately his cock stood up straight as it was released from the suffocating material.

The two of you pulled away from the kiss as he gripped your thighs and pulled you even closer to him, your chest pressed against his before feeling his hard cock rub against your slick cunt. He gently lifted you up a bit allowing you to slip his erect member into you, the two of you allowed a soft moan to escape your lips as he stretched you out. For a moment you remained still slowly getting used to the feeling of him inside you for the first time in 6 months. He whined softly and bucked his hips upwards trying to get you to continue moving. With a shaky moan you obeyed his silent command and began to moving up and down as Thomas' hands dug into your thighs and began to thrust into you as you dropped your cunt onto him repetitively. His thick size filled you up, leaving you breathless at each movement, "Ah, Tom-Tommy," you said shakily, relishing in the feeling of your husbands cock inside you.

Immediately he buried his head into the crook of your neck while his hands forced you back down into his length. A moan escaped your lips as his thick member filled and stretched you out deliciously. Your legs felt like jello as you continued to ride your husband, you felt him kiss down your neck as well as your chest before he flipped the two of you into the traditional missionary position. His lips wrapped themselves around your nipple and gently pulled on it drawing a soft squeal from your lips. His hips were relentless as he increased speed and began to pound into you. A hand reached down and eagerly rubbed your sensitive bundle of nerves. His lips pulled away from your breast as he let out a breathy groan, your arms wrapped themselves around his neck. "Thomas- Thomas oh god Tommy right there!" you cried out as he found himself hitting that special spot. He groaned loudly and buried his face into your neck as your wet pussy made his relentless pounding easier, your legs shaking against him as you reached an orgasm.

Thomas held your hips tightly as he pulled his face away from the crook of your neck and watched as your eyes rolled to the back of your head from ectasy, his eyes slowly roamed down as your breasts bouncing with each thrust. Your cries of ectasy made him go crazy, he pulled your tit right back into his mouth and flicked his tongue around your nipple, allowing his teeth to occasionally graze them. You laid on your back, your breath shaky as you suddenly felt his fingers rub against your clit once more. You lost it once more as you let out a cry once again reaching an orgasm. Thomas' eyes shut closed at the sudden overwhelming sensation of your cum tighten around his member. "Thomas! Oh Tommy! Fuck... Fuck" you cried out as your fingers gripped his shoulders. Suddenly, he let out a loud groan as, the tip stretching the entrance of your womb, before he exploded inside you filling you to the brim. He panted softly and he shook above you as his balls emptied and pulsed within you, your legs spasmed as he slowly pulled out. Your eyes shut at the sudden empty feeling of your stretched out cunt. You slowly caught your breath and slowly looked up at him with a lazy smile crossing your lips.

His eyes nearly rolled to the back of his head as he felt your fingers on his hair. "I... love you" he whispered as he looked up at you after pulling the covers over the two of you. Smiling you kissed his forehead and closed your eyes, slowly drifting off into sleep. Thomas couldn't help but smile as he look up at you. He couldn't help but feel so lucky. You gave him everything he wanted, domestic bliss, and a family. He pressed a kiss against your chest and closed his eyes slowly drifting off into sleep.

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That Woman Over There - Chapter 8

A You Me and Him Fix-it Fic

Rating: teen, for some strong language

Word count: 2300

Warnings: none

Summary: ~ Set after the birth of Monty, Olivia’s baby ~ A dear friend of Olivia comes to visit for a week, and she disturbs the fragile peace between her, Alex, and John.

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“Happy birthday, darling!” yet another stranger yelled just as soon as Alex and Liv opened the door. They insisted that Connie stay near, so they could introduce her as a world-renowned flower artist.

She worked in just about every continent, but she was certainly not world-renowned. Known, perhaps, but not lauded.

Well, not much.

Both Alex and Olivia wore the flower crowns she made them for the party. Olivia’s was top-heavy with cabbage roses in shades of pink and red, while Alex’s was made with beautiful rich magenta anemones and studded with violets and microdaisies.

“Are those real?” Olivia’s friend touched the flowers on her head delicately.

“Very! She just threw them together this morning,” Liv said, squeezing Connie’s hand. “She’s quite talented.”

“Quite so,” the lady said, and she ogled Connie’s breasts. “Do you specialize in birthday parties?”

She groaned internally. Olivia’s smile flickered.

“Not at all. It’s usually museums and art shows and royal garden parties,” she said.

“Isn’t that cute,” she said. She scrutinized her further. She had short brown hair threaded with silver, and her pale blue eyes were large and ravaging.  Her nostrils flared ever so slightly at Connie’s jean miniskirt and her high heeled booties.

“I’m going to check on the food,” Connie said, and walked away quickly. She wasn’t a shy woman, but she did not like that woman’s gaze. Sometimes Olivia was too nice. She walked blindly to the back door and bumped into John.

“Whoa, who are you running from?” he said, giving her a dazzling grin. She gasped.

“My God, where did it go?” she said, patting at his face. He turned his head to give her a better look. The beard was gone. She caressed his prickly cheeks. All that was left was maybe a day’s growth.

She pulled him outside, where the other guests milled around the appetizers tables and danced.

“Can you believe that falsetto?” he said, referring to the music. Justin Timberlake sang about drinking and heartbreak. “Is he even old enough to have a drink?

The woman appeared at the back door with Olivia in tow. She searched the crowd for Connie.

“Come on,” she said, and started to dance against him.

“I suppose all is forgiven,” he said. She gave him a serious look. “Okay. I suppose wrong. Why the dirty dancing?”

She turned around and ground up against his thighs. “It’s her,” she whispered, and pointed her chin at the woman in khaki pants and a green fleece vest. He burst out laughing.

“She get a bit cheeky with you?” he said, and put his arm around her waist and followed her lead. It wasn’t precisely what he imagined, but after last night, he would take what he could get. She smelled like the flowers she had pored over all morning at Liv’s kitchen table. “She’s harmless.”

“To you. You’ve got a penis,” she said, and turned to grind against his hip. “She makes my skin crawl.”

Her thigh muscles warmed his leg. He tried to focus on anything but how good she felt.

“Wow, this feels really convincing,” he said. “I am thoroughly convinced.”

The woman walked resolutely to them.

“Oh my God,” Connie whispered into his chest.

“Hello, John,” she said, squinting up at him. “How’s the misogyny business?”

As ever, he smiled. “Booming! I was meaning to say something about that. I-”

She cut him off. “You ran off before I had a chance to properly introduce myself,” she said to Connie.

She pointed up at him, and held him closer. “He just swept me away before I could get back,” she said. “Still in the first flush and all,” she said.

She gave Olivia a perplexed look. Olivia looked at them, then back at her friend.

“Artists,” she said, giggling. She shrugged.

John nuzzled Connie’s temple. “Got here too late, I’m afraid,” he said. “Alpha wins again.”

“Ugh,” she said, but she finally walked away to scrutinize the food.

What’s going on? Olivia mouthed, but Alex winked and pulled her away.

“Thank you,” Connie sighed. “I’m terrible at telling people to fuck off.” He still had his arm around her, and he let her go.

“Don’t worry yourself. I’m good at doing the pretend boyfriend thing.”  They walked to the low brick wall at the edge of the garden and sat down.

“I’m sorry,” she said.

“Don’t be. We’re even now.”

“For what?”

“For last night. You know, with the drunk ladies and the bat and the yelling? You played the angry girlfriend brilliantly,” he said, smiling. His eyes crinkled.

“Right. I guess I tried too well to forget,” she said.

He bit his lip. “You smell spectacular. You got any leftover flowers?”

She nodded.

“Make me a crown. Please,” he said, showing her his teeth.

“You sure? What if your internet buddies see you decked out in dahlias and sweet peas?”

“I don’t give a flying fuck what they think,” he said. “I want to look pretty.”

“Let’s do it, then,” she said.

“Yay!” He jumped up and cheered.

“You are such a nerd,” she said, shaking her head.

“Yep,” he said, and followed her inside.

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He sorted through the flowers, caressing the velvety gerbera daisy petals and long calla lily stalks.

“Pick whatever you like,” she said. She stood close to him, in front of the kitchen window.

“I want you to pick them out. Define me with flora,” he said, holding a small bouquet of ranunculi to his chest. “There’s no stink cabbage here, is there?”

She ran her index finger along his jawline. “You know John, you didn’t have to shave your beard.”

He sat on the counter. “After what you said? How could I keep it?”

“It wasn’t that bad,” she said sheepishly. “I was angry.”

“Are you kidding me? ‘70’s porn pussy’? It’s absolutely brilliant, and very hard to forget,” he said, rubbing his nearly bare chin thoughtfully. “What do you know about 70’s porn?”

She started to snip at the flower stems and separate the bunches of purple statice.

“Just whatever I was able to get my hands on from my mother’s collection,” she said, and plucked a dwarf sunflower from a vase on the windowsill.

“That’s not weird,” he said, eyebrows raised high.

“And generations of boys raiding their father’s collection isn’t just as weird?” she said.

“Fair enough,” he said. “So …” he hesitated.

“Go on. You’re dying to ask.” She bit off a length of flower tape and started to attach the sunflower to the wire hoop.

“Your mum. She had porn?” he said. “My mum would give my da grief for letting me watch Doctor Who. She thought the companion’s skirts were too short.”

She wove jasmine stalks to the wire and secured it, then started to tape an ombre purple peony on either side of the sunflower.

“It wasn’t porn per se,” she said. “It was more … art. Really naked sexy art.”

“So … porn,” he said.

“No. Art,” she said. “Who says that sex can’t be a thing of beauty?” she said.

“Right,” he said, smiling. “Art.”

“Before she married my father, my mother was an art groupie, so she has a pretty big collection,” she said.

“What’s an art groupie?” he said.

“She would spend time at all of the art haunts in Montmartre, in Paris. All her friends were painters and sculptors and writers… she herself tried to write, but sadly, she was never very good at it in French, and even worse in Spanish and English.” She fluffed the peony petals, and started attaching small pale yellow ranunculi, interspersed with jasmine. “She had a passionate affair with a nameless artist right before she met my father-”

“How did your parents meet?” he interrupted.

“My dad went to France with a close friend who would soon be diplomat there,” she said, and looked out the window.“Is that thyme on your back porch?”

“Yeah, it is. I love the way it smells on summer evenings,” he said.

“How romantic. Could you get me some sprigs? Especially the ones with the tiny flowers.”

He jumped off the counter and darted across the yard. Her eyes followed him, and she bit her lip. He did have a nice ass. He ran back in, threw two handfuls of the herb on the counter, and sat by the sink.

“So, where were we?” he said.

“Noticing that you also have a bay tree by the shed,” she said, giving him an exaggerated grin.

He nodded. “Right. I’ll be back in a flash,” he said, ran to the door, then doubled back. “Just to let you know, I also have rosemary, basil, sage, lavender, lemon balm, peppermint, and chamomile growing against the house where you can’t see it.”

“Ooh, chamomile! Make sure to pluck it as close the the earth as possible,” she said.

He saluted, then ran outside. In less than a minute, he handed her the requested greenery.

“Okay. We were at … art groupie,” he said, panting lightly on the counter.

“This chamomile is fabulous,” she said, breathing in their herbaceous perfume.

“I keep Olivia and Alex in tea,” he said, smiling. “Ever had an herbal bath?

“Nope. I’ve only had the quick, cold, and bubble varieties,” she said, started to stud the crown with the delicate chamomile flowers. “My father would make me rub myself with eucalyptus-infused rubbing alcohol when I was feverish, but that’s as far as that goes.”

“That sounds lovely,” he said. “I’ll have to try it.”

“It’s interesting. The alcohol evaporates quickly which cools the body, but the smell is headache-inducing.”

“Eucalyptus opens up the lungs, so it’s great for chest colds,” he said.

She gave him a look.

“What? I was sick a lot as a kid. I think it was more psychosomatic than not, but still. So … Montmartre?” he said.

She worked the bay into the sides of the crown. “She had a disastrous affair with a nameless artist that left her very vulnerable-”

“Is he actually nameless, or do you not want to say the name?” he interrupted again. She slapped his arm lightly.

“She doesn’t want to say his name, so I don’t know it. All I know is his work, and his mark on the bottom right corner of his sketches and paintings.”

“That’s exciting. He could be famous. Ever tried to compare the mark to something you’ve seen in an art exhibition? That’s what I would do.”

She nodded. “No luck, though.”

“But what does the affair have to do with art porn, and your father?” he said.

“I had a linear story, but you’ve interrupted me so many times that I don’t even know what I’m saying,” she said, and held up the completed crown. “Tada!”

“It’s brilliant, literally,” he said, caressing the bright yellow sunflower petals before putting it on his head. “Do I look gorgeous?” he said, batting his eyes.

“Like part of the family,” she said. The comment made him glow.

“But now you need one,” he said.

She shook her head. “Nah. I’m not really the flower crown type. It’s like getting high on your own supply.”

“Nonsense!” he picked up a giant, pale peach cabbage rose and jumped off the counter. “Here, let me…” he put his hands in her hair.

She slapped at him. “What are you doing?”

He put his hands up. “Sorry about that. I just want to do a quick dutch braid, so I can thread the flowers through it. May I?”

“Oh,” she said. “I guess it’s okay.” She stood still as he brushed her hair with his long fingers, and began to braid. It was nice to have someone besides a hairdresser doing her hair. “How did you learn to do it? I can’t do a french braid to save my life.”

“My sister. She’s terrible at them as well. When we were kids, I made fun of her for having clumsy fingers, and she bet me I wouldn’t be able to do it either. She had to do my chores for a week,” he giggled. “All done.” He stepped back to admire his handiwork. Now, her hair fell over her left shoulder in a messy braid that grazed her breast. “You look … like a hipster goddess,” he said.

“Fuck off,” she said, rolling her eyes and walking away.

“I was joking,” he said, gently pulling her back by the sink. “No hip. But let me finish my thing.”

“Fine. But be careful with the roses. They’ve got thorns.”

“Duh,” he said amiably. He scraped off the thorns with his thumbnail and threaded the stems through the braid starting at the crown of her head. She looked at him as he worked. He bit the tip of his tongue with concentration. The afternoon sun shone in from the kitchen window and gilded the brown of his eyes, and the spattering of freckles on his smooth skin was breathtakingly alluring. Her fingers twitched to touch his forehead, and trace the smile lines at the corners of his eyes. She could hear her heartbeat in her ears.

“What’s with the fists?” he said, gently squeezing her wrists. She looked down. She was white-knuckled with longing.

“Oh. This is nothing. It happens sometimes. Anxiety,” she said, waving away his touch. There were red crescents on her palms where her mercifully short nails bit into her skin.

“I’m done!” he said. “Tell me what you think.” He pointed to the small mirror hung by the back door. When she looked at herself, she hiccuped with laughter.

“Oh my God,” she said. The roses drooped in the braid, and her head was hoary with sprays of baby’s breath. “It’s … a look.” His smile faded, and it made her heart ache. “...that I shall wear with pride.”

He actually bounced with glee.“So I did well?”

“Beautiful,” she said.

“Good enough to go work for you?” he said.

The face she made bent him over with laughter.

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The problem lies in the approval of the fact which you masturbate. Clearly some sort of story... a story concerning you. A single night a person were sitting by yourself with your apartment eating french fries. You decided to check out several new websites on the net although you eat. So you sign on to the speed of your internet connection and start surfing. Inadvertently, you locate some piece of pornography(yes, online is quite total of it! ) Shopping at those erotic (and often downright nasty photos) you feel a tingling between your legs. One issue leads to one more and also you end up going bad your underpants. Now allow me tell you yet another story. masterbator One night that you were sitting alone in the pub drinking beer. Along with then the most stunning person gets into the tavern. The person that reasons tingley between your legs just taking a look at him or perhaps her. You decide in which you can't let go of this opportunity to get in order to know fantastic creation regarding god. So you move in the direction of this person and initiate smaller talk. One thing results in another and you stop up in your condominium. Whether you are the woman or maybe a man, the actual next morning you didn't be jumping along with enjoyment in the first event. When you go away in the evening to meet your friends, a person would not tell these people about the hot site you found and how anyone jerked off for you to it. Connections, in the particular second case, you would be informing anyone who cared for to listen how you got essentially the most wonderful experience regarding your life yesterday evening. Precisely why? Well, maybe since home pleasure is, effectively, absolutely nothing special. You can carry out it anytime you wish. Of course seducing typically the person of your dreams is quite an accomplishment. Zero wonder you need an visitors. But what if you have a friend like me. Somebody who is crazy sufficient to inquire you did you wank off yesterday nighttime? Seemed to be it good? Precisely what would you do then? Would certainly you inform your friend in relation to the hot website and your experience? Would anyone simply say, "Yeah! The idea was wonderful! What in relation to you? " Or perhaps would you pretend nothing experienced happened and lie... like you were somewhere different yesterday nighttime, or perhaps lead your pal to help believe you got blessed having someone? I are guessing you would do the particular latter. Most certainly you may not acknowledge the act of masturbation. Rather you would avert the question as well as change the topic. And when your close friend tells a person about a hot cure the same night, anyone would want a dish of water when you might drown. Shame and guilt would come over a person and you would adjust the topic in dual quick time frame. Are you actually crazy? Noway! You happen to be only one of the bulk. And an amazing majority on that! Way more the vast majority that what George Bush had in the final elections! The key reason why -social physical fitness! You are similar to the young man who ran out of the movies hall that was testing an adult film (mind an individual, he had simply no business that they are there throughout the first place! Nevertheless each of the cinemas care regarding is the great deals regarding their tickets! ) After in the day, the particular close friend who had recently been at the movies together with him, caught up with the pup and asked, "Why in the hell's name does you run out? inches The young man answered, "My mom explained if We watched a woman getting naked I would transform to rock. And darn you Harry, a component of me was actually getting to be stone! " Unfortunately, the actual social conditioning will be completely wrong. It is seeing that wrong since the social condition in 18-19th hundred years India, where widows had been pushed to burn well with their husbands. As drastically wrong as the church has been in burning Galileo regarding implying everything was certainly not the centre with the universe. Lily Tomlin put it finest, "We have reasons to trust that man first strolled upright to free his hands for masturbation! micron If god didn't wish us to masturbate, possibly we would still be walking including dogs and horses! The particular social physical fitness is a result of several myths, lies in addition to hoaxes perpetrated by quite a few individuals to get personal profit. Unfortunately, this specific conditioning is definitely like a hard nut, very tough to bust. However, with effort and also chanelising your energies, it is possible to break it. Remember, typically the nuts that crack the toughest, are often the versions that taste the most beneficial! Anyone must be wondering, how hell does it topic if you are guilty about masturbation. Why would you spend time smashing this casing? Certain clinical psychologists believe that remorse informed, whether sexual sense of guilt or in any other contact form, is the most detrimental element on your mental health. Others still find it one connected with the most destructive. Nevertheless the very best effect involving guilt conscious if you ask me provides been a lack involving confidence with self. Currently you are an sensible reader. I don't need to make clear you the actual importance of self self-confidence. Whether your career, relationships or any other element of life, lack involving self-confidence can bring your own personal downfall. I am not really implying which will you commence to feel more secure with regards to masturbation, you will succeed in most areas of life. But this is a nice step to be able to take. A good useless shame that should, and can be eradicated from your mind. Remember, an ocean is manufactured of little droplets of water. Remove a fall at a time as due time, the underwater would be empty! Regarding course it would take many millennia! Thankfully, you have a tendency have an ocean full of guily! Just some naggings every now and then! The first step towards eradication with this shame is knowledge. You will discover countless numbers of myths around masturbation. Most of them perpetrated by faith, unfortunately. However some perpetrated by means of con runners. Lets take a look at the most important ones. a single. Masturbation is against the actual will of god. Hokum. At just one point the church considered anyone who else was overtly enthusiastic in order to his wife an adultrater. Follow that educating and also your wife would always be choosing adultery! Several clergymen have become on record to say which not merely the church's coaching in relation to sexuality were unconnected for you to the scriptures, but they caused more harm in comparison with good amongst people. Aside from, nowhere in the strict coaching of any significant beliefs is masturbation regarded as completely wrong. 2. Masturbation will certainly cause impotency. Most guys and even some females seem to think so. Wrong again. Lets equipment the males first. It can be understandable that seeing their sperm flow out of themselves, they think that may end sometimes. Nicely, it will end at some point... maybe when you tend to be 100 years old. Yet until then don't be anxious. Your sperm bank is pretty unlike Standard Chartered. You might have unlimited credit here! Semen is a completely green useful resource, renewable on a great hourly base! For ladies, well, there is simply no foundation in the concept. Probably perpetrated by older ladies who have never acquired an sexual climax in their particular entire life! 3. Masturbation causes acne, baldness, skin area diseases. This one is usually my favorite. Mainly because it is one of several considerably better scams of all instances! Your personal social conditioning would have you believe that fleshlight is not particularly healthy. But undesirable how? No-one would provide you a satisfying respond to! Now some scam music artists saw this as the good opportunity to easily sell their products similar to locks growth lotions, etc. Given that most people start masturbating throughout their teens, (the periods of acne breakouts and additional skin problems), they will possess you believe that this kind of is due to masturbation! Unluckily for them, this is while untrue as the sun rising from the western world! Masturbation has no actual side effects! some. Masturbating will make you slim and skinny! Then there is no need for eating habits pills and physical fitness routines my friend! And almost all absolutely 70% of UNITED STATES OF AMERICA didn't be overweight! five. Solely Kids masturbate! The reason why would you say that? I actually wonder! Nicely quite not true, most grown ups masturbate... yup even after marriage! 6th. Masturbation is for guys. And it is regarding 70% of the women also. That's right, two thirds involving all females masturbate! 8. Only losers masturbate! An additional of my favorites. Simply goes to show simply how much of any taboo is masturbation! Right off the bat, 00% of males as well as seventy percent of females have masturbated at least once throughout their lifestyles. Now this is a hell of any lot of losers no longer you assume! Nothing far more that I can add actually... this is really the particular supreme insecurity amongst men and women about self pleasure. 8. Fleshlight is for homosexuals. Wow. Wherever did this one originate! Somebody must make a etymology these myths, would make intended for an fascinating read! Simply as untrue seeing that all these myths, masturbation along with homosexuality have nothing in common. Some people masturbate to be able to their dreams of opposite sex, other people to their very own fantasies of similar sex. That's it. in search of. Fleshlight will make you sightless! Others claim that masturbation is definitely bad for your current eyesight. Nonetheless their says are unsupported by points and health advice. I suggest you talk to help your basic physician and he will clarify a person what a load connected with bull this is. twelve. Masturbation changes the appearance of your penile Properly, it does make it rock hard. But believe myself, once you orgasm, the solidity is finished! So no. Fleshlight provides absolutely no effect on how the penis appearance.