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punkscowardschampions · 4 years ago

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Jac & Jesse

Jac: [Okay, so it's year 2, so she would be just 18 and Jesse would be just 17, it's their last year of school and exams are looming etc etc, all the behaviour has become business as usual so everyone would've just stopped freaking out as hard because you'd wear yourself out otherwise it isn't sustainable, I'm vibing that this is around Christmas time, just because I'm cruel and then we can use the worried Xmas picture LMAO] Jesse: [I like that because then it's not that far into school year 2 aka close to uni looming but it has been ages since her and Amelia started their whole fwb bs so a mood] Jac: [I think it makes sense because it's like, a year since everything started really so it's as raw in a weird way 'cos it's like a shit anniversary lol] Jesse: [agreed, soz boy that I haven't fleshed you out enough to know what's been going in your life for this year besides fame] Jac: [you can be vague, at least, because this convo will not be about you, fill in the blanks later, not all of us are wilding all the time] Jesse: [and not all of us are oversharers like Savannah lol he'd be keeping shit to himself even if it was all kicking off] Jac: [true tea, anyway, I will start this] Jac: Hey, where are you? Jesse: [somewhere he likes to go to write and generally have privacy] Jac: Oh, okay Jac: never mind, it's cool Jesse: ? Jac: I just was gonna ask Jac: well, I don't know what I was gonna ask actually so yeah, ignore this Jesse: What's wrong? Jac: I looked and I couldn't find it Jac: but it was kind of a hole so maybe I just missed it Jac: but I was sick loads and loads I had to get off the bus so I know that's gone Jesse: hang on, what? Jac: You know Jac: I'm not a total mess Jac: I always make sure, after Jac: even if I'm super gone, I've never forgot Jesse: alright Jesse: stop talking in riddles for a sec, I dunno what you're going on about Jac: I went to this party, a week ago Jac: no Jac: more like two, fuck, three? Jac: I don't know, but anyway Jac: I remember looking for a condom in the bin on the floor in the sheets whatever Jac: and I remember because I didn't find one so it got through the haze Jac: and then when I was coming home I was sick and I'd literally just dry-swallowed my pill 'cos I keep them in my bag or my bra or whatever I've got on me Jesse: Fuck Jesse: alright, we can sort this Jac: Where do I go? is it the GP or do I have to go to one of those clinics? Jesse: I'm having a look Jesse: where are you now? Jac: I don't want to go to the doctors Jac: can they tell mum and dad Jac: it's meant to be patient confidentiality but literally everyone found out when Millie H got crabs Jesse: you don't have to do nowt you don't want Jesse: I'll figure something out Jac: I don't have no one else to ask Jac: sorry Jesse: shut up Jesse: you don't need to ask anyone else, I'll sort it Jac: I don't know why I didn't get the morning after Jac: well I do but it's so fucking stupid to say it now Jesse: you never said where you were Jac: just got out of work Jesse: I'll be there as soon as Jesse: get a ☕ Jac: I feel like all of my insides are gonna come out Jac: this is bad Jac: what the fuck am I gonna do, Jess Jesse: don't start, you'll do your own head in before owt's even happened Jac: how the fuck does this even happen Jac: it's ridiculous Jesse: [sends her whatever he's been working on like distract yourself with telling me how crap this is etc] Jac: What are you doing Jesse: what kind of question is that? Jesse: just sent you it Jac: why Jac: I don't have the time or desire to listen to that right now Jesse: are you waiting for me or what? Jac: I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know if you got the general vibe of my messages Jesse: sit down for a bit Jac: fine Jesse: It'll be alright Jesse: I know where we're going Jac: that's the first step in this marathon shitshow, I suppose Jesse: 👍 Jac: your downplay isn't really helping, just so you know Jesse: we can't both lose it, dickhead Jac: if there's a time for it, it's now Jesse: might be in a bit, not now Jac: so you're waiting for your moment, okay Jesse: that alright with you? Jac: not really Jac: but whatever, it's the least of my problems now Jesse: you're 18, they can't say nowt to ma and da that's one less Jac: oh, true Jac: thank god I waited 'til after September to ruin my life then Jac: as long as the receptionists don't catch wind Jesse: they won't give it me, as a lad case I were forcing it down some lass's throat against her will Jac: what do you mean Jesse: if I could just leg it in there for you I would Jac: obviously you can't Jac: we don't know if it's even happened Jac: or what I'm gonna do if it has Jesse: yeah Jac: you're thinking of morning after Jac: but they don't give that to blokes now either Jesse: about as much I know about this, that Jac: have much experience then Jesse: not really Jac: you'd know if you had Jac: probably wait 'til you've earnt more money to rinse you of it Jesse: sounds about right Jac: not worth the negatives at this stage Jesse: tah Jac: not me doing you a favour by not getting pregnant Jesse: obviously Jac: 🙄 Jesse: 🙄 Jac: shut up Jac: you're so annoying Jesse: 🤐 Jac: ugh Jac: you say nothing yet you still say the wrong thing Jac: it'd be a skill if it wasn't clearly the opposite Jesse: what's the right thing? Jac: If I knew that there'd be no need for you or the conversation Jesse: come on Jac: what? Jesse: you reckon I'm getting it wrong, you must have some clue what ain't Jac: I don't Jac: you're just Jac: I don't know Jesse: say it Jesse: might make you feel less shit Jac: ha Jac: wouldn't that be nice Jac: miraculous, even Jesse: 🎄🎅 Jac: I wasn't looking to be the next Mary, tah Jesse: that were Jude's role in the nativity, not yours Jac: her years seriously lacking in talent Jesse: Dunno how top we can say ours is for having me stick a tea towel on my head Jac: it's not a musical Jac: the shit film was made Jesse: could've been if they'd let me have any lines instead of that 🐑 to chuck about Jac: as damning as this glimpse into your psyche is Jac: you really think you chatting about 4 year olds singing silent night is the thing I need right now Jesse: alright, kids ain't the ideal subject Jesse: I get it Jac: no shit Jac: you all do my head in with this shit Jac: honestly, peaking at vaguely racial costuming is the saddest thing I've ever heard Jac: and my life is currently in the toilet Jesse: piss off have I peaked at owt Jesse: ain't even properly packed for my gig yet, like Jac: it's you who's bitter at being snubbed for joseph Jac: no need to read between the lines, dickhead Jesse: never said that Jesse: he was well fit and had 🥇 line delivery Jac: don't be disgusting Jac: I don't know why you even remember these things, any of you Jesse: leave it out Jac: you Jesse: it's bollocks that you're saying you don't Jac: I don't Jac: and I don't care either Jac: and if I have to spend one more minute around you chuntering on about this shit that doesn't matter and never did Jac: I'm actually going to scream Jesse: go for it Jesse: I'm here now, you can properly aim it at me Jac: [just staring him down to make a point of looking at him like #unphased 'you got an appointment?'] Jesse: [we just nodding like yep let's go but not moving because we're rushing no bitch especially not for something like this] Jac: [obviously walking in whatever direction we need to] Jesse: [love a silence that should be awkward but is actually comfortable] Jac: [for you anyway but us losing our mind be happening regardless so yeah] Jesse: [we know he is too but shh because now is not the time for you to be scared sir] Jac: [get this appointment done so you can go away and think about what you're doing] Jesse: [hit her with the feelsy JJ lean while you're waiting so she knows you care though thank you] Jac: [just getting out of there like 'I wanna go to work but I've only just left and they're shut' no place to go casually] Jesse: [he should take her somewhere feelsy even if it is because it's not, if that makes sense, like for it's normality] Jesse: [I'd suggest his work but that's unlikely to be shut unless they had that appointment at a really weird hour lol] Jesse: [somewhere she'd actually appreciate being rn is the point anyway] Jac: [we'll just go anywhere rn 'cos truly nowhere else to go] Jesse: [even if he's just driving/walking you around aimlessly, we're giving you time to think gal] Jac: [we're just scrolling furiously through our phone right now to the socials/texts from said night] Jesse: [meanwhile he's ignoring his because we blatantly have shit that we're supposed to be doing that we're obviously not] Jac: [thrusting the phone in his face casually with a picture of this dude like it means anything 'do I call him now?'] Jesse: [a look like do you want to because we don't know this dude and even if we did it's up to her if she wants to have that convo with him or not] Jac: [when you do that pause like well, elaborate please] Jesse: ['it don't need to be now' cos it really doesn't like you literally just found out and are probably in shock] Jac: [nods like okay 'so what am I doing now?' we literally just wanna be told what to do] Jesse: [we're taking her to get sugary tea and some food even if she doesn't eat or drink it, leading her there like she is a bub] Jac: [probably automatically eating and drinking without complaint we are that out of it] Jesse: [it's okay he's got enough wits about him to go somewhere where they won't run into millions of people they know because not rn thank you] Jac: [just a ball of energy because we need to do something but what can you right now] Jesse: [such a bobbing lil leg under that table, both of y'all] Jac: ['this is not-' shakes head] Jesse: [just looking at her like what because not the time either to put words in her mouth] Jac: ['this was not in my plan'] Jesse: ['do you wanna stick to the one you had or have a different crack at it?'] Jac: ['if it were that easy-' face like it'd be done and we wouldn't be sat here] Jesse: [nods and drinks that tea] Jac: ['this changes it regardless' letting that sit there and sink in] Jesse: [let it hit him how big of a deal this actually is because up until now we haven't let ourselves think about it/have been focused on the minute by minute actions of all this] Jac: ['no matter what I do'] Jesse: ['I'll be about no matter what' like love you babe always gonna be here for you 'dead comforting that, yeah?'] Jac: [scoffs 'yeah, condemning everyone to the same life sentence of an unwanted child about or the gnawing guilt of murdering it is exactly what I wanted'] Jesse: ['murder's a bit strong'] Jac: [shrugs 'not really'] Jesse: [shrugs back like if that's what you reckon] Jac: ['I know what you reckon I should do, alright'] Jesse: [a look like yeah obviously because I think you should do what's right for you] Jac: ['well it isn't that fucking simple, Jesse, so just' the hand mime that's like closing your fingers like sh] Jesse: [mimes the 🤐] Jac: ['you might not say much but you're loud with it, I know you, remember'] Jesse: [a look back like and I know you too] Jac: ['he already has some'] Jesse: [😒 because how old is this man tbh and who is he we don't stan] Jac: ['not like I knew at the time, but I've checked him out since, obviously'] Jesse: [gestures like gimme your phone so I can look] Jac: [does, he can easily be in his 20s and my vibe is a kid when he was like 17/18 and then one a few years later] Jesse: [just stalking this dude and drinking our tea, looks fun and casual but isn't] Jac: ['he has a right to know, right?' like genuinely ?] Jesse: ['Probably, but I ain't gonna force you to tell him if you don't want to'] Jac: ['you aren't going to force me to do anything, or anyone else; but morally...' shrugs 'it'd be better not to know, in loads of ways'] Jesse: ['Did he say owt to you after?' because there is that condom uncertainty so like did he wanna follow up is our question or was he not bothered] Jac: ['no, I don't know him' like duh 'I had to ask Darla his name'] Jesse: [a look like there you go then, don't worry too much about him rn because clearly he ain't worried about if he got your pregnant or not] Jac: [🙄 'obviously it's not a concern until it happens, that's kind of the point'] Jesse: [🙄 back because it is a concern before it happens for loads of people but whatever] Jac: ['is this helpful? he didn't wear a condom, that doesn't mean he doesn't wanna be or deserve to be contacted, by that rhetoric the only people who would would be the ones you didn't need to'] Jesse: ['never said it did, and I never said don't bother contacting him'] Jac: ['just because you don't vocalize it, doesn't get you out of any responsibility for implying it with what you don't, for fuck's sake, when are you gonna grow a backbone?'] Jesse: 'what I vocalised were it don't have to happen right the fuck now and it don't, take a sec for fuck's sake'] Jac: ['no because we're on a fucking timeline here, we don't have a sec!' raising our voice assumedly higher than the hushed tones we've been keeping] Jesse: [putting a hand on her arm like calm down but not a patronising calm down just like the equivalent of the JJ soft hey but not in words] Jac: ['no' and pushing his hand away but in a more calm manner not aggressively so 'the longer you delay this the worse it gets, it has to be dealt with now'] Jesse: [eye contact because we will not be fobbed off hen 'I get that but you only found out about an hour ago, like'] Jac: ['I fail to see the point in meditating on it, like' looking back obvs 'and anyway, the fact remains I still DON'T know what I'm going to do so you've got what you want there anyway'] Jesse: [a look like don't be a dickhead 'you don't reckon you might be in a bit of shock or whatever, nah?' but it's not a question cos we know you are and then a look like you can piss right off if you think this is what I want] Jac: ['and what? if I sleep on it this will be any less of a life-changing, earth-shattering shock?' shakes head like don't be stupid] Jesse: [a sigh because we don't know what to do or what to say] Jac: ['it's very sweet of you to want to fix this-' our tone suggests we think otherwise lol '-but that ain't why I called you'] Jesse: [a look like yeah no shit because we know she didn't have anyone else to call] Jac: ['I literally just need you to help me make the decision and then be there, not make me fucking okay with it, that isn't what this is'] Jesse: ['alright' genuinely we do mean it] Jac: ['thank you' big sigh] Jesse: [getting more tea for you both, it won't fix it but it is our love language] Jac: [just be having a google about all the possible things you could ever need to know for every available option] Jesse: [you too boy while you're waiting for that tea because why not] Jac: [casually terrifying ourselves lol but necessary evil 'cos yeah, can't not do this shit 'I hope you feel fucking lucky not to have a uterus'] Jesse: [nodding because we do after all this googling if we didn't before] Jac: [ah the biological unfairness of being born a girl lol] Jesse: [I hate it and all I've had to deal with are periods so] Jac: [literally being a straight girl/girl who has sex with men is lowkey mental torture like constant worry and if it does happen any outcome is bad like] Jesse: [agreed and y'all are gonna have to go home eventually and that upsets me to think about] Jac: [let us say that's hit you rn bitch 'what are we gonna...am I gonna say? I don't-' we mean speak 'cos literally tis the season lol] Jesse: [when that hits you then because again there's no right answer to this 'if you owt to be said, I can'] Jesse: [*want] Jac: ['I don't want it but-' a massive pause whilst we try to get our voice back to how it usually sounds and not straining 'cos you're about to cry 'cos we don't want that, then when you speak again it's barely audible '- how many more secrets am I expected to carry'] Jesse: [scoots his chair as close to her as he physically can because it's time for another feelsy lean that means 1. I love you 2. you can tell me anything 3. most importantly you can tell this whole fam literally anything even Jude who is a lot] Jac: [shakes head like clearly not but we don't move away] Jesse: [letting this moment happen because it's been so long for you both] Jac: [literally a year in all the senses lol] Jesse: [soz that we've done this to you lads] Jac: ['I don't think I can do any of this'] Jesse: ['you ain't got a choice, not to sit back and do nowt, I mean'] Jac: ['I know'] Jesse: [pushes her tea towards her like drink up because again it's our love language and they can't stay forever] Jac: [at least there's an excuse to go to the bathroom and filmically have a moment] Jesse: [and at least when they get home she's in the basement so he can be doing music shit lowkey all night without it being blatant that he's checking on her] Jac: [we can skipperoo to that] Jesse: [agreed] Jac: [say that she was out of work 5 ish, say that took an hour at the least two at the most, they get home 7 ish, this is like late/early AM] Jac: Are you awake? Jesse: 👍 Jesse: [strums a note on the guitar or presses one on the keyboard like hello] Jac: I thought you were meant to be talented Jesse: where'd you hear that? Jesse: sounds like a load of bollocks Jac: Probably Jac: isn't everything on the 'gram Jesse: ✔ Jac: you'll have to come with me Jesse: Alright Jac: I just need to decide how to do it Jac: obviously I can't have it Jesse: did you work out how many weeks ago it were? Jac: three Jesse: I can give 'em a ring in a few hours, see how long you'll have to wait to get an appointment Jac: it can be up to 2 weeks Jac: that's what it says Jesse: I'll take the first one they offer us Jac: maybe that's to get it done Jac: it's all confusing Jac: and you can get the pills online and they won't prosecute you now but I still don't know how safe or fast that'll be either Jesse: soon as I can speak to someone, I'll ask whatever we ain't worked out Jac: pills have to be faster, even if they have to order them in, that's only a day or two Jac: two weeks is too long Jac: but the operation might be less scary Jac: I don't know Jesse: [sends her whatever he can find about people's actual experiences even though it's probably terrifying because the only way to really decide] Jac: I don't want to do this Jesse: I know Jac: this is why everyone does it Jac: has the kids Jac: I can't do this Jesse: can you do that though? Jac: I can't do any of this Jesse: not to be a dickhead, but you have to Jac: I know that Jesse: [playing some kind of song from their childhood whether that's a JJ or grandma Ali mood like this will comfort us while we ponder] Jesse: I dunno about waiting times for it but if you want it over and done sooner, the operation takes less time Jesse: couple of hours and you'll be back home Jac: yeah Jac: the pills can take days Jac: and you have to make sure it all comes away what if it doesn't Jac: how would I know what's too much blood Jesse: you'd have to call 'em or I would Jac: I wish they'd knock you out for the operation Jac: that's all Jesse: yeah, I get that Jac: it's punishment anyway Jac: there's no lesser it's just picking one and sticking to it Jesse: are you gonna tell anyone else, other than me and him? Jac: I don't know Jac: there's no point, I guess Jesse: might be a bit of a headfuck doing the 2nd pill at home if ma and da don't know, all I were thinking Jesse: but we could go somewhere else Jac: I don't want them to know Jac: I wish I didn't know Jesse: Alright Jac: when it's over forget you ever did Jesse: come on Jac: keep it to yourself then Jac: I don't want to talk about it Jesse: you might and I'll be about if you do Jesse: don't mean I'll be shouting about it Jac: nah Jesse: up to you, that Jac: just leave it Jesse: I heard you Jesse: I'll leave it out Jac: Good Jesse: ☕? Jac: no thanks Jac: I don't need stained teeth as well as a ruined womb Jesse: I'll pick you up a whitening kit when I go work in a bit Jac: 🙄 Jac: can't really drink tea through a straw like you can your coffee Jesse: if you're willing to look like a twat you can do owt Jesse: nobody's about to 👀 any road Jesse: I've had customers cracking on with all sorts Jac: I'd sooner be found dead in a ditch than be one of your customers Jesse: charming Jac: like it weren't obvious Jesse: never said it weren't Jesse: still a bit rude Jac: what, that I'm not a pretentious hipster that likes to pretend shit music is amazing and everyone else is too stupid to get it Jesse: that you'd rather 💀 than have a ☕ off me Jac: I don't know why you'd expect different Jesse: I never said that either Jac: then why say anything at all Jesse: 🤐 Jac: about right Jesse: 🤏 Jac: what does that even mean Jesse: it'll do Jac: whatever Jac: not as if there's any choice in the matter Jesse: what does that mean? Jac: you're annoying and you've got nothing to say Jac: that's just how it is Jesse: alright then Jac: yeah, case in point Jesse: suits you often enough that it's the case Jac: yeah, love that I hate you all Jac: it's a right laugh Jesse: for us an' all Jac: as I said, no choice in the matter Jac: just get on with it Jesse: 👍 Jac: I'll do the pills Jesse: I'll be about Jac: whatever Jesse: you've gotta have somebody with you Jac: I'm sure plenty didn't and don't Jac: if it gets to much, call an ambulance Jesse: you heard, I'll be here Jac: and I said, whatever Jesse: let me know when then Jac: 👍 Jesse: 👌 Jac: no, it's not Jesse: no shit Jac: so quit with this shit and acting like it is Jesse: you Jac: I'm not Jac: I just wanna face my time and do it Jesse: I'm getting my head round it Jac: why? Jac: what's to get, it won't be here Jesse: that's to get if nowt else Jesse: you've gotta do this Jac: so, that has nothing to do with you Jac: it's my mistake my problem Jesse: all that shit I've read ain't just going in one 👂 and out the other Jesse: and it don't have to be my mistake or problem for me to be bothered Jac: then don't get someone pregnant Jac: really welcome for the cautionary tale Jesse: tah Jac: just go away and go to bed Jesse: I ain't finished, there'll be sod all point going to bed when I am Jac: great Jesse: I'll live Jac: I don't care about you Jac: I'm trying to sleep Jesse: crack on then Jesse: I won't stop you Jac: I can't sleep when you're down here Jesse: alright, I'll piss off Jac: thank you Jesse: night Jac: yep Jac: [the next day/day after potentially] Jac: I got the pills Jac: if you're still interested Jesse: they give you the 1st one at the clinic or what? Jesse: how I read it Jac: then you know Jac: I'm gonna fake an abortion for your attention? Jac: obviously not Jesse: piss off Jac: I'm not in the mood Jesse: I'd have gone with you Jac: no need Jesse: do you need picking up now? Jac: I had a cab Jac: they make sure you aren't gonna get off in a car and crash or whatever Jesse: you home? Jac: where else Jesse: is anyone else about or what? Jac: yeah, if you didn't want to do this Jac: you should've said from the start Jac: then I wouldn't have bothered with any of this Jesse: if you'd have said you were doing it I'd be there waiting for you Jac: forget it Jac: you're more of a hindrance than a help Jesse: for not being a 🧠📖 yeah alright Jac: no, for making this remotely about you Jac: and being such a fucking pushover Jac: sometimes, you don't take no for an answer Jac: I was fucking terrified last night and you just left Jac: so fuck you, I don't need you now Jesse: you told me to leave Jac: and? Jac: I can't do this right now, Jesse Jac: I'm literally fucking killing my baby as we speak and you still wanna say you were just doing what I said, anything for an easy life Jac: you're not my problem now, I shouldn't have picked you, simple as Jesse: well you fucking did pick me Jesse: and you know why Jesse: that's about you, not me Jac: because at one point you could be fucking relied upon Jac: my mistake you're actually useless now, well great, thank you SO much Jesse: I got it wrong Jesse: I'm sorry Jac: I needed you to break through Jac: at least try, my God Jesse: I thought you needed space Jesse: I don't know Jac: I don't have enough of that Jac: it's convenient for you to all leave me alone now Jac: you don't like me, whatever Jac: I just needed you to put that aside for this Jesse: piss off, I've fucking tried for a year Jesse: I don't know how to do this with you any more, I don't know you Jac: this isn't run of the mill Jac: it's pretty special circumstances Jac: it is to me Jesse: tah for that, I hadn't realised Jesse: fucking hell Jac: can you just stop Jesse: yeah Jac: Are you gonna come home or what? Jesse: I'm on my way Jac: okay Jesse: is anyone else there or what? Jac: I think Cammie and Jameson were but I just came straight down so they didn't try to talk to me Jac: they might've gone by now Jesse: I'll come in that way Jac: I wasn't just being a bitch, by the way Jac: I bled through the pad I put on Jesse: it don't matter if you were, they'll live Jesse: do you need me to get you anything? Jac: they're used to it too Jac: I've got the painkillers Jesse: I'll just hurry up then Jac: won't be going anywhere Jesse: [we're not saying anything because we're hurrying lol] Jac: [fairplay hen] Jesse: [is gonna bring her loads of things that she could possibly want though obvs to a laughable degree] Jac: [a hot water bottle is a good idea so say you thought of that lol] Jesse: [yeah, cue montage of him giving her a comical amount of things that she lowkey doesn't want or need but there will be some useful shit in there too] Jac: [okay so just watched a quick video, and the worst is infection, sepsis as very worst, it not all coming away, or the tablets not working and this is worked out by going through more than 2 pads an hour with blood, a bad smell down there, a really high fever and the pain not being helped like at all by pain relief methods; we'll let that not happen because it is enough lol, so the basics are severe pain, cramps and blood, nausea, vomiting, diarhea, being shivery hot, you pass tissue and clots and this is meant to take 1-2 days but can last TIL YOUR NEXT PERIOD, the cramps also last about TWO WEEKS, pregnancy symptoms should ease after a couple of days, like being sick, but you can still have tender breasts for several weeks, you can't take the test to confirm the pregnancy is terminated 'til THREE WEEKS later, because the hormones stay around, you aren't allowed sex for 2 weeks BUT IF YOU DO YOU CAN GET PREGNANT IMMEDIATELY AFTER AN ABORTION but like we won't be, you're also not allowed to bath for 2 days and if you have a shower you have to have someone there in case you faint] Jac: [thought we should have this v basic rundown] Jesse: [thank god he is there and not leaving her for a bloody second because I can't even] Jac: [this is what we say when nobody WANTS an abortion hun, this is brutal, we're so rude] Jesse: [worst christmas ever] Jac: [yeah this tops last year and yours before that Amelia, not that we having a competition but hey ho] Jesse: [also thank god that we said that birthday flower drama happened and they broke up so Amelia isn't there casually like oh hey] Jac: [I was thinking if we do want her to know/be real drama, she could try to hit her up, it is Christmas lol] Jesse: [yeah that's always an option because she'll never get you pregnant hun] Jac: [oops, I meant that the other way around, did not write that properly, like Amelia tryna be a bit casual like hey don't be mad it's Xmas and then Jac could flip and it'll obviously be more than the flowers] Jesse: [well that makes sense because it's Amelia she's probably bought her a christmas gift yet again lol] Jac: [that was my vibe lol, god knows how my boo will be feelsy/rude with that] Jesse: [I was thinking she should get her another gay book that relates to their life like she did last year but like folded up inside is a portrait cos she hasn't done one of her since that one when they were like tweens] Jac: [you can find a list I bet, at least you don't know about the gay baby there isn't, that would be too close to the nose] Jesse: [blatantly like a chanel lipstick because we got the lip balm a year before, a theme so yeah leave that for the bae like you did last year] Jac: [a vibey vibe tbh, soz you do not know what you're coming into] Jac: [but yes, this is gonna be a bonding moment for you two, because it'll stop being like let's talk about it and you'll just have to do it, at least 2 days of the worst, you'll have to distract and comfort anywhich ways you can think of, probably lots of old movies and eating comforting junk, I'm just deciding if we tell JJ ourself or make Jesse rn hmm] Jesse: [I love that for you two even though it has to be in such horrible circumstances, I think he should do it because they'll blatantly still speak to her but at least she won't have to start the convo herself] Jac: [yeah, that makes sense as a moment 'cos we aren't stupid and this is gonna be suspish to all of us but at least then we can keep the other kids mainly Jude from being like HEWWO] Jesse: [yeah because Jude is the last thing we need rn no offense hen but he's literally not leaving her and even he isn't the music bit THAT much plus we said he had a show that he's just skipping which Jude would probably know so she'd be like ??! if not] Jac: [like, I'm down for mentioning that is a thing or having her come into the inbox but we don't need it to get to deathcon 5 levels, like we don't have the energy so she'd just be ignored and I won't make you self-RP] Jesse: [we know it's a thing and we know the vibe] Jac: [mhmm, like at the minute we've probably simply forgotten but we will circle back 'round when we're not quite so in traumatic shock] Jesse: [poor Jude just like why is everyone ignoring me, god bless] Jac: [lmao GIMME THAT ATTENTION, truly JJ I dunno how you tell someone to stop without giving up the info but you've gotta somehow] Jesse: [distract her somehow lads, it's nearly christmas there is shit you can do] Jac: [just going on a suspish amount of Christmas activities haha i live] Jesse: [I feel bad for you hen but like all will become clear one day] Jac: [sadly how it's gonna be]

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sleepysandy · 4 years ago

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underclass ep 1

kinda reminds me of sky castle

altho i havent watched that

its like a produce for school

ive always found it weird when kdramas and anime show that they show their rankings to the whole school

period vandalism

i respect

oh i like the opening song

slaps

ohh a boy

an a girl eh

whats their issue

whats with the elitism

they just in a diff class

oohh is she gonna fail

wonder why she suddenly failing

ohh she cheating!!!

you could be a little more subtle abt it

she so obvious

she shouldve just memorised it

where did she even get those ans

literally so dumb

u deserve to get caught bitch

are there only two classes here

period shes so dumb

if youre gonna cheat be smart abt it ugh

in her handwriting ugh bitch think a little

oh theres 3 classes

just transfer schools then lmao

they check papers so quickly

is she contemplating now

do the parents know

ohh they do

why do they keep sending her to a school like that

at least the moms nice abt it

i am curious how she got the ans tho

at least the other girls are kinda nice

nvm they aint

only one is

do people actually act like this irl

im more surprised she didnt get kicked out

girl u cant be rude ure here bcs u cheated

this class is fun tho

id rather be here

bitch why she promising to get into class a next yr when its their last yr

why they just talking shit out in the open

this is vry gay

their energy vry enemies to lovers

prof rlly going thru it

points system is so dumb kmao

that aint the diss u think it is

why is only one girl nice

fences rlly

restricted areas rlly

this too much

just bring a bolt cutter tom

easy

bring ur own food then

ugh this bitch got the power of privilege and nepotism on her side

u could def sue the school for this

same tuition but diff facilities

imma complain so much

she only got two bitches on her side

i doubt

everyone already knows she cheated

why is there a boy

he aint cute

how does he know that shes f

aint he too young to be a teacher

ew is this a teacher student thing

ion like

oh so every class has pin

ohh this happened quick

girl stop being pretentious

why her hair turn brown

yeh bitch no one cares outside the school

youll still get in a good uni

ugh just suck it up bitch

do they only get one teacher

thats probs why yall are failing

i dont like the uniforms

i dont think you lose points for a report

oh shit this place got dorms

wouldnt she know already

hasnt she moved in

im in the ghetto

it aint that bad actually

u should def sue the school tho

theyre literally giving u diff facilities with the same tuition fee

im assuming its expensive

oh shes blonde again

why are they all listening to her

mean of them to not give her a room

???

its decent???

and she gets her own lmao

shes sleeping early

its bright out but its nine

oh they tryin to scare her

she rlly going after her

10 aint even that late

if shes rlly that grade conscious she wouldve been studying rn

they rlly wearing those capes

ok cult vibes

shes so obvious

their nicknames so entertaining

who is email

they so load for people going undercover

they so dumb they cant even notice her

its pretty obvious if i were the director

they doing it wrong

theyre so noisy

why they so loud

i dont like the student teacher thing

oh hes with them

ohhh

thats still sus

hes part of the diversion ig

isnt it obvious who the black sheep are

wow vry gay

this gurl is sus

does the school know theyre siblings

they shouldve destroyed it more so they cant replace the gate easily

#underclass

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punkscowardschampions · 4 years ago

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Jac & Savannah

Jac: Are you warm enough? Jac: 🧣🤗🧤🤗🧥 Savannah: No but that's a total secret, okay? I can't cope with the others judging me for trying to look nice Jac: I'll never tell Jac: [subtly getting her a blanket or something though, obviously] Jac: no one can come for your look 😍 Savannah: [you know we're snuggling under this blanket together because shameless excuse to be close af] Savannah: oh I see, you're trying to warm me up by making me 😳 it's fine that can be our secret too Jac: [would be so 😳 forreal] Jac: you can blame the 🔥 Savannah: [putting her head on the bae's shoulder like we're not already close enough and doing a little happy sigh] Savannah: but your compliments deserve full credit, anything else would be unfair Jac: [patting her head under the guise of checking out the boujee hat] Jac: your outfit arguably deserves a higher class of event but I'm still glad you're here Savannah: [doing a hat swap because we do so love sharing clothes with the bae and it's amusing as well as a shameless excuse to check her out like hmm what do we think] Savannah: I'm glad I'm here too Jac: It would be weird if you weren't Jac: I'm as close to you as my siblings now Jac: in a different way, obviously but still Savannah: [swapping the hats back because the bae is serving a look and also then we have to fix her hair and make that a moment�� soz Amelia for this blatant flirting you are witnessing rn] Savannah: I feel so at home here, with you Jac: [when you think the bae is perfect so you can't even pretend to sort her hair, so you end up fussing with your own after her like ugh it's so unruly but we're 🥰 and seriously soz have a more or something] Jac: You are Jac: you're always welcome, even when we're celebrating weird non-holiday holidays Savannah: [just giving her all the compliments out loud because we see that fussy and also we don't care who hears us, again soz Amelia and snuggling again] Savannah: I'd make you the same offer in a heartbeat if I felt welcome at my house Jac: [snuggling her extra hard for a hot sec there] Jac: I know, baby Savannah: [likewise and just burying our face in the bae's shoulder fully because emotions and doing a little sad sigh this time] Jac: [doing something to make her happy, probably posting the picture of her for example] Savannah: [giving her all the compliments again because that is a good picture tbh gal you clearly have skills but then because I'm evil I'm gonna say your bf sees it and so you're texting him forever while he's with his friends doing whatever] Jac: [at least you have an excuse to get up, like your other guests lol] Savannah: [just gotta do something extra as she's getting up like take her hand and make her do a little spin or something cos you're a nerd and we know you care more about this than whatever your bf is saying] Jac: don't faint Savannah: catch me & it won't be an issue Jac: I don't need to tell you it's dangerous to play near or with 🔥 Savannah: [as close to a LOOK as we can get away with] Jac: 😈 Savannah: he wants to see me, like, right now Savannah: but I don't think he's offering a higher class of event Jac: 😏 and obviously, you have to make him sweat it out a bit Jac: right? Savannah: all night at least Jac: Poor Ty Savannah: Do you think I'm being too 😈? Jac: not enough, if anything Savannah: oh really, well I hate that Jac: I'm sure it'll do the job on Ty Jac: but I think you could do better Savannah: of course I could, especially if the alternative means disappointing you Savannah: I don't ever want to Jac: It's very unlikely that you could Savannah: It's impossible, I promise Jac: Don't worry, it wasn't a challenge Savannah: I'm not worried if it is, I'll rise to it for you Jac: 🌠🌠🌠 Jac: I am going to have to challenge my brother not to be that basic white boy who brings out an acoustic 'round the campfire, excuse me 🙄😅 Savannah: 😄 Savannah: as long as Isabelle doesn't decide to sing along, because it'll be a challenge for me to sit through that Jac: 😬 Jac: she ALWAYS gets the words wrong! Jac: I think she might be partially deaf Savannah: you would know Savannah: it's a shame she's HOPELESS at sign language Jac: honestly, she'd need to do some brain training first Jac: bless her Savannah: I'm still waiting for you to teach me, maybe I'll be worse than she is Jac: [gutted you can't say gay things 'cos most people here can understand but you can still come teach her] Savannah: [Amelia do be watching you and she definitely can] Savannah: [Jude would also just be chiming in telling Savannah what she's doing wrong like a blunt bitch so now we're mortified because we have to be good at everything] Jac: [just showing her how to tell Jude to fuck off or something like excuse you] Savannah: [literally never swears because she's that kind of trying to be classy so you've been spared gal but we're not forgetting that you made us look a fool] Jac: She literally couldn't tie her own shoes 'til like last year Jac: I wouldn't spend any energy on her Savannah: it's fine, I'd rather know my mistakes Jac: She knows it's as rude to listen in on a sign conversation as it is a normal one Jac: honestly, I don't know where her manners have gone half the time Savannah: I'll have to get better now so we can have a conversation worth listening in on Jac: I'll show you properly Jac: when we have some privacy Savannah: you can come home with me, we'll have plenty of privacy if we leave here late enough Jac: You're really gonna make him wait then Jac: 😘 Savannah: he'll be too drunk to be any use to me once his friends are done with him Savannah: & anyway, I want to be with you Jac: Good Jac: of course I'll come Savannah: I feel like I haven't even seen you since Ty & I reconciled, I've really missed you Jac: he had a lot he had to make up for Jac: so I've missed you more Savannah: [touching that necklace he gave us without realising we're doing it as we recall that horrible argument] Savannah: I'm all yours now Jac: Good Jac: because we're both going to need really long 🛀 to get the smoke smell out of our hair Savannah: ugh true! I'll wash yours if you wash mine Jac: 100% Jac: and would you ever trust a boy with your hair, no matter how sorry he is Savannah: No way! Savannah: plus he's too tall to fit in the 🛁 with me, even the huge one at my house Savannah: he'd just sulk the entire time Savannah: I'm so sorry I'm taller than the other girl you dated Jac: the basketball boys always go out with tiny girls Jac: it's like their thing Jac: so weird Savannah: right? 🙄 Savannah: it's a totally possessive thing, I'm glad you can't stand over me to feel powerful, excuse me Jac: honestly Jac: people always talk about short guy's complexes but tall lads think they're so superior just for having a few inches, okay we get what you're trying to put out and it ain't cute Savannah: exactly Savannah: & if picking me up & throwing me around is SUCH a turn on for you, work at it 💪🏾 I have to put in effort to look good too Jac: Not about it Savannah: Ty isn't either, he's the gentlest boy in the world Jac: Yeah he is Savannah: maybe too gentle sometimes, but I didn't say so Jac: I get it Jac: you don't have to think he's perfect just because you're going out with him Savannah: he definitely doesn't think I am Jac: he's got no complaints though Savannah: for now, I suppose Jac: he told me, you saw Jac: he thinks you're good, if not perfect Savannah: he doesn't want to lose me Jac: he's not stupid Savannah: ^^ he'll say anything, that's what boys do Jac: yeah Jac: how much they mean is a different story Savannah: my dad's never meant a single word he's said to us Jac: even if he meant it at the time Jac: he didn't stick to his word, and that's what counts Savannah: yes, it is Jac: Ty's dependable Savannah: I'm not though, I'm a wreck Jac: hey Jac: [looks at her and shakes her head like no] Jac: do you want to go inside for a bit? we can be getting more food and drinks or whatever Savannah: okay Jac: [casually run off hand in hand so you can go properly talk about this] Savannah: [soz not soz everyone] Jac: [also said your garden would not be that big so probably gonna need to go upstairs or down so everyone's not just 👀 lol] Savannah: [get in the basement for that parallel] Jac: [sounds creepy but yes lol, go forth for that privacy hens] Savannah: [yet again we're just telling the bae stuff that we haven't told anyone including our bf #bonding] Jac: [we know the fucking vibes, y'all gonna be ages and do not care remotely] Savannah: [gotta fix Savannah's makeup for her to because she'll have done a little cry so that's gay & intimate] Jac: [honestly how this kiss doesn't happen sooner hun] Savannah: [that's the scolding hot tea] Jac: [casual patience of a saint somehow] Savannah: [we both know you're scared to cross that line hens] Jac: [mhmm how you just don't though when the tension is this high and obvious but you know, sort yourselves out] Savannah: [for now though go back outside to find Amelia has left] Jac: how rude Savannah: Do you have any messages from her? Jac: she told them she was feeling sick Jac: but she's not said anything more than that in a message either Savannah: one of her migraines? Jac: probably Jac: smoke can be a trigger, I guess Jac: oh well, I'll message her in the group chat, make sure she's okay Savannah: I hope she got home okay Savannah: it was a bit rude of Is not to go with her & make sure Jac: ^^ I'm like, girl Jac: you've had THREE hot dogs Jac: you could've done without the last one to be a better friend but priorities, I suppose Savannah: ^^ she could've at least come & got us so we could do the right thing if she wasn't going to Jac: Seriously Jac: now I look lowkey bad like thanks 🙄 Savannah: No, it's my fault Savannah: I feel bad, poor Amelia Jac: Oh my God, no, it's so not your fault Savannah: it's okay, I know I'm beyond demanding Jac: You aren't Jac: She just has a headache Jac: you're actually going through it right now Jac: you deserve time to vent Savannah: 😔 Savannah: but I do understand if you're upset with me Jac: I'm not, at all Jac: just at Is a bit for not handling the whole situation properly Savannah: Would you like me to talk to her? Jac: That's fine, we don't need to get into their drama Jac: it's like, not a situation and not going to be one because Is either wants it to be or is literally too ditzy to check in on Amelia herself without being explicitly told Savannah: You're right Savannah: you deserve a good night even if it is a fake holiday Jac: I'm having a good night with you Savannah: Oh please, I can do better Savannah: I've been crying for most of it Savannah: [proves it by doing the most, throwing ourselves into all the activities and thus the bae as well] Savannah: [I like to imagine poor Isabelle trying to get involved & we're just subtly not having it] Jac: [montage time, honestly Is you would've been better to leave too, at least the fam is here so you aren't being totally ignored lol] Savannah: [soz that we're just falling in love here] Jac: [literally can't help it sorry they don't mean the harm they casually do] Savannah: now you're having a good night Jac: an even better one, yeah Savannah: I'll be your 🌠 Savannah: anything you want, all you have to do is whisper it to me & I'll make sure it comes true Jac: Tinkerbell's got nothing on you Savannah: your happiness is so important to me, with or without the 👏🏾 Jac: you know I'd do anything for you too Jac: I feel like I should do more Jac: be better Savannah: you do more for me than anyone else EVER has, if you did more you'd be putting your own mental health & wellbeing at risk for the sake of mine Savannah: I'm not trying to be a drain of you like Is, who literally needs her hand held through every little thing Jac: I know, you're just so good to me Jac: but you're good FOR me too Savannah: I'm not always this selfish, I swear Jac: you're literally the most selfless Jac: all you do is look after Sienna and you're the best friend to me and girlfriend to Ty Jac: it hurts my heart sometimes Jac: I just wanna take care of you and make your life so easy you can thrive and shine Savannah: You're going to make me cry again Savannah: [IRL 🥺 because the bae is so pure & genuinely takes such good care of us] Savannah: I'll survive this & you'll see what I'm actually like without all this drama surrounding me Savannah: I really will be the best friend to you forever Jac: [we're such emotional bitches atm and always tbh hennys] Jac: I know you will, you're already amazing Jac: you're going to be unstoppable Jac: and I'm gonna be right there with you Savannah: [it's the only emotion we can safely express rn because smooching is forbidden] Savannah: I'm totally fine with doing trust falls Savannah: you know I believe in you & our future together Jac: 🌍 sister connection Jac: [because we are all earth signs except Amelia soz gal] Savannah: ^^ yes! Savannah: [take your bae to dance because it's a party and that's the only excuse we need] Jac: [bye at how much of a moment that'd be] Savannah: [literally there's every chance it's the first time they have because her bf would always be there at parties and stuff so I'm deceased] Jac: [we know you'd have no qualms stealing her away but a party with loads of peers is different from how intimate this is, at best everyone has a few friends] Savannah: [exactly that, so glad you don't have to see this Amelia you really would have a headache] Jac: [yeah this would be 💔] Savannah: [thank god we've got Isabelle cockblocking rn because y'all are too in love tbh] Jac: [just joins in 'cos not in love with you and thus oblivious] Savannah: [they'd be so annoyed lol] Jac: [lmao oh isabelle] Savannah: [go get some drinks or something gals and whisper shade to each other about this poor third wheel because any excuse to keep that intimacy going] Jac: [it's a good thing you are lowkey oblivious or you'd be way more upset by it all too] Savannah: [god bless you Isabelle, so soz you get done so dirty] Jac: [in the end you live your best life, just not being friends with this squad lol] Savannah: [the best thing for you is getting new friends my love, but for now I like to imagine she's talking to them about some boy or other, remember those you massive gays] Jac: 😬 him Jac: seriously?!? Savannah: What is she thinking of? & more importantly, what part of her body is leading her in those thoughts Jac: 😷 I can't Jac: so many cold showers necessary for her and honestly just some 🧼 for him Savannah: He asked me out, knowing full well I'm not single or interested, it was horrific Jac: the definition of no shame Savannah: I didn't know what to do Jac: I bet you didn't Jac: the actual nerve Savannah: Not to sound like Amelia, but I genuinely have no understanding of what she approves of or thinks we'll approve of about most of the boys she talks about Jac: Availability? Jac: like, imagine that was all a boy had to say about you Savannah: that's so sad Jac: like if they weren't so gross themselves, I'd feel sorry for them Savannah: I've just decided, I'm going to find her a boyfriend we can all stand to be around, Ty'll know someone Savannah: it'll give you a much needed break from how clingy she is & my heart won't hurt anymore from hearing her talk like this about boys who aren't worthy Jac: Such a nice idea 👼🏾 Jac: does he know anyone that will deal with her though Jac: she's a lot Savannah: It may not be an overnight success but I'll work my 🔮✨ Jac: I believe in nothing harder than I believe in your magic Savannah: I'm your girl too, just like you told Ty, of course you have faith in me & because you do, I feel so capable of anything 🥰 Jac: It had to be said Jac: like we said, the possessive thing, not it Jac: you're you and you're so many things to so many people, and you're especially important to me Jac: if he wants you, he's gotta accept that Savannah: ^^^ Savannah: I love you & you're always going to be part of my life, I hope he is too, obviously but there's none of that uncertainty with you, you are & you will be Jac: Right, romantic relationships are arguably almost always the least secure, that's just realistic Jac: ask any girl who ditches ALL her friends and then gets dumped Savannah: oh god, I could NEVER Savannah: I need you Jac: The concession they must make in their lives, like, who do you talk to about the stuff he has no interest in, who gives you advice from a woman's perspective??? Jac: so toxic Savannah: He & I have very different styles of self care, I'm sorry I simply would not survive Jac: 🏋️ is part of the daily grind, NOT a way to unwind, sorry Ty Savannah: 😄 Savannah: Don't worry, I promise I won't wake you as early tomorrow for our workout Jac: I'm not, I nearly ALWAYS wake up before you Jac: but that's okay, you look adorable and very peaceful 😴😘 Savannah: well it takes me longer to fall asleep Savannah: you look even more adorable & peaceful then 👼🏻☁ Jac: okay, so we're even 😅 Savannah: the universe is keeping everything in balance for us Savannah: I love that Jac: I know, right? Jac: if we had a 👶🏾 or a job share we'd be KILLING it Savannah: 🥺 you're going to have the cutest babies ever! Jac: 🤞 the dad's DNA doesn't screw that up Savannah: No way, we'll find you someone perfect Jac: I have more hope for Uni Savannah: you don't trust my matchmaking skills? Jac: No, no Jac: just the boys you have to choose from here 😬😂 Savannah: 😄You're right, an LDR makes much more sense for you & I wouldn't have to share you as often Savannah: I'll find you a first year uni boy who goes to school with Ty's brother Jac: You think so? Savannah: definitely, he'll fit into your schedule without wanting to become your schedule Savannah: & you may actually be able to have & sustain a proper conversation, depending what he studies Jac: you really do have the best ideas Jac: Obviously down Savannah: [immediately starts sending her pics and profiles because we're extra] Savannah: Let me know who you like & I'll totally make it happen Jac: I'll look properly tonight at yours Jac: [like no, Isabelle, you may not have more than a peep so you're #curious] Savannah: there's no rush, whenever you're ready Jac: 😍😍 Savannah: [snuggling again with our IRL 😍 because we're in love bitch] Savannah: [Savannah is just that touchy feely hoe like soz gal she's gonna just be touching you ALL THE TIME] Jac: [at least you'd have to vaguely get used to it or literally die haha, we know the 😍 are and will be for you but we'll pretend to be into these lads so we can scheme it together] Savannah: [we've since the pics you had a touchy feely vibe with Amelia too, even if it was more like hugs and piggy backs lol you can do this] Jac: [mhmm, arguably you can't but you carry it on for a long time lol]

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punkscowardschampions · 4 years ago

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Lola & Astrid

Lola: [come in to get your tattoo then, which is on the back of her neck/shoulder blade moment which isn't the worst but I think it vibrates on those bones pretty hard, also the embroidery technique/colour will make it worse/more time, overall vibe a sassy, confident bitch but lowkey nervous on this tattoo] Astrid: [I like to think she's already in there and probably has been for hours because whether it's big or small on this occasion they obvs let her stop whenever she wants and for as long as she wants cos they know her so we just chilling with the dog BFF who goes everywhere with her lowkey and both having a drink of water casually so the dog can go up to her like hey gal] Lola: [have loads of pictures of her with dogs and cats, so gonna say we're an animal hoe and gonna be extra over this lil dog then AFTER you've stroked and loved upon it 'Shit, I've not distracted it, have I? I'm so sorry' like when you aren't meant to with blind people service dogs] Astrid: [just straight up talking to this dog like she's a person like are you okay, do you wanna go and the dog's like nah I'm fine by giving a Lola a toy or something like I think we should play with this gal] Lola: [straight up throwing this toy like we aren't in a tattoo shop like please be careful, probably getting told off by a grumpy tattoo dude and just loling like whoops 'cos the kind of carefree hoe we are 'what's your name?' but we are talking to the dog] Astrid: [being like 'did you forget we like rules?' @ the dog as if she caused this trouble herself and full naming her like a cross mum but we not cross we're more playful about it because autistic bants] Lola: ['so distinguished, suits you madam' and shakes her paw, then touching one of Astrid's leg tattoos as is clearly ground level with this dog rn 'that's gorgeous, how many do you have?'] Astrid: [when you an affectionate af person but you don't know her like that so then you can't answer that question and she must think you're being so rude sorry gal, but let's say the tattoo person answers for you cos probably did most of them but not all so gets it wrong so then you have to answer whatever the right number is] Lola: [you really shouldn't grab people but that's the kinda hoe you are so that's the vibe lol, undeterred but do let go of her leg thanks, just talking about ALL the tattoo ideas you have] Astrid: [at least you can likewise go off about that babe because they are literally another thing you collect/comforts you and makes you feel safe so like you always wanna get more, try not to actually talk over her and listen but it's okay if you do, she'll get over it] Lola: [just listening intently anyway and bowing to her superior knowledge on it 'cos you wanna get more even though you have yet to start this one and are gonna be sobbing in a sec lolll, very seriously turning to the dog 'Winnie, will you hold my hand?' then turning back to Astrid and rolling her eyes 'my girlfriend was too shamed to be seen with me'] Astrid: [just going OFF about aftercare too before she's even started this tattoo because as far as you're concerned there is only one right way to do it and everything else is wrong and a huge no, the grumpy tattoo dude from earlier who Lola's gonna end up having is just gonna try and be like nah she's wrong, this this and this is fine but shh sir tbh. The dog just grinning through all this cos she's buzzing about the energy 'She's not ever going to be heavy enough for proprioceptive stimming but it's still calming when she lies with you, she's soft and she smells nice, does that make sense?' her confused face when she then doesn't understand what she means about her girlfriend not wanting to be here though like um why] Lola: [just ignoring the man like the true lesbian you are, be careful girl, nodding 'total sense, Miss Winifred is a vibe' and giving her an approving sniff like yes 'it smells like bleach in here' probably a good thing babe but we're not happy lol 'ugh, 'cos she's so tough and I'm going to embarrass her' shakes her head like oh girlfriends] Astrid: [repeating back to Winnie that she's a vibe because you like the sound of that thank you but whatever you're gonna say about how it smells in here is interrupted by grumpy tattoo dude complaining that it's because Astrid always has to OTT clean up the station etc and blah before they start, like don't out her like that sir and don't be a dick so we're not happy about his vibe rn] Lola: ['you should be happy she's doing the hard work for you' even though we were the one complaining about the smell, we're not about it] Astrid: ['he's not a happy person' hahaha suck it sir] Lola: ['that's so sad, what happened?' oh gal] Astrid: [just telling her this dude's life story like he's not right there because we don't understand sarcasm bye] Lola: [when you weren't even being sarcastic but you were not expecting her to reply and you know he's not gonna be thrilled so you put your finger to your lips like shh but smiling at her so she knows you aren't being a dick like stfu] Astrid: [being like oh do you want some quiet, like offering to get them to turn down the music they always blast in tattoo places] Lola: ['can we change the station?' like this rock shit is not a #vibe honey and getting out your phone and aux cord from your bag] Astrid: [just like 'it's not a vibe [name of your tattoo gal] can we change it to a vibe?' because we're saying vibe now and obvs this woman will cos she's a good egg] Lola: [putting on your femme gay girl bubblegum pop playlist like every other person in here/grumpy tattoo man is going to be taking the piss but we aren't aware 'cos we're that bitch and just dancing around like it's the clerb] Astrid: [Astrid and Winnie are vibing, picking this dog up like do you wanna dance lil queen as if we're not in the middle of a tattoo sesh] Lola: [hyping them up in a very yasss queen manner and then getting interrupted by this dude being like are you done pissing about and just twerking at him like mwah 😘 as you climb your ass up onto this bench, then being like 'WINNIE, I NEED YOU' very dramatically with grabby hands and all, this man like oh my god] Astrid: [we're loling at her antics and then putting Winnie on her lap because this angel will look after you gal so we can finally get some more of our own tattoo done] Lola: [good incentive not to drop this dog or shriek in her ears gal, 'cos gonna be so OTT about this pain obvs, all of this painting a picture as why your butch tatted gf did not wanna be here, just 🥺🥺🥺 at Astrid 'does it hurt you?' 'cos gf popping off like it doesn't which is a lie like when people say childbirth doesn't like admit it even if you can hack it] Astrid: ['not as much as other things' because we matter of fact about it instead of being like her girlfriend and pretending nothing is happening here] Lola: [we aren't really listening anyway just talking to talk here 'beauty is pain'] Astrid: [just repeating that like hmmm idk ' you're saying you feel more beautiful now, they'll want to put that on the signs outside'] Lola: ['They've got better promo' and giving Astrid's tattooist a look, 'cos the insecurity jumped out when pain] Astrid: [just going off about how much you like it here and you've told everyone about it like lol peeps have said they should pay me] Lola: ['yours are so cool' and asking her why she got that one and when etc etc] Astrid: [telling her everything even if like some of this shit is personal like tell me those roses aren't because of Ro you can't] Lola: [when you're an oversharer so you are 1. not phased by this 2. can say how this is for your abuela who's dying] Astrid: [genuinely is upset about this and asking loads of questions about her like obvs how old is she but also about her as a person and what she likes and how she was living before this] Lola: [we was already crying from the pain so you know, just carry on lmao, telling her that you live with her, that she's your only family and she's a bomb cook and she loves you even though you're gay and you go to bingo together on Thursdays] Astrid: [when you're just like are you gonna live with your girlfriend and cook together and go to bingo with her] Lola: ['I don't know' big sigh 'Do you live with your dad?'] Astrid: [hardcore like BUT WHAT WILL YOU DO because we're so upset about this like we can't answer your question until we get one that's okay here] Lola: [reaching over like hey it's okay 'I'll work it out'] Astrid: [just like oh yeah I do live with my dad btw after ages has passed and she's probably forgot she even asked but we needed a sec there] Lola: ['what's he like?'] Astrid: ['he's weird but not like I'm weird, just not how everyone says a dad should be-' trying to find a way to word wtf Drew is like lol 'he doesn't like rules or keeping things clean oh and he's a really shit driver who plays music too loud and he dresses too young'] Lola: ['sounds like every dude I've ever met' lols, wiping her tears 'has he always been like that or is it a midlife crisis moment?'] Astrid: [lols too because oh Drew you hot mess 'he fell out of his pram and wasn't claimed for 7 days'] Lola: [nods solemnly 'mine too'] Astrid: ['but he makes sure my food doesn't touch and never makes me eat anything I know will be fucking gross and he took me to go get Winnie' like but I do love him] Lola: [gives Winnie love and smiles 'not all bad then' pauses 'mine used to take me to ballet, and never get bored of me showing him my routines'] Astrid: [just going off about this Barbie ballet movie called Barbie and the pink shoes like have you seen it because I figure why not have dolls as a special interest, thanks Ro, though she'd fuck with Bratz and Monster High more] Lola: [talking about the red shoes 'cos assumedly what it is based on and saying you'll look up the Barbie version online 'when Ren is at work'] Astrid: [just chatting about it to the point that she doesn't even need to see it cos you've told her everything but letting her know that Barbie isn't your fave and making sure she knows what you fuck with more like this is vital info okay] Lola: ['Like Yasmin is technically the Hispanic queen like me but I do be looking more Jade and she fucks with cats so ME' 'cos definitely a girl who was into dolls and the bratz are making a resurgence in the culture anyway huns] Astrid: [we're living a life where we only accept the OG's so of course she gotta be that blonde hun who is described as wide-eyed and bubbly and loves her friends more than anything in the world so pop off but we not fucking with soccer and we gotta let Lola know] Lola: ['I see it' like just being like you're an angel there nbd] Astrid: [being like I do support cheese pizza ONLY but thai curry wtf] Lola: [loling like 'food isn't food unless it has at least two carbs and all the cheese you can throw at it'] Astrid: [just listing off everything Jade likes in the known world like do you like these things or no] Lola: [replying like this is a vogue 73 questions I bet tattoo dude is delighted lol] Astrid: [we're having fun here sir excuse you] Lola: ['do you have a Jade in your group already?'] Astrid: [The calming force that she is, Winnie is the group's Yasmin, she can handle a sob story, as you've seen so that's wrong' looks at her like soz gal I know you're offended 'my other best friend is most like Sasha, I don't know if I'm allowed to say that when she isn't black though'] Lola: [looks around at how white everyone here deffo is like I won't tell on you, claps her hands like yay 'we can be friends then'] Astrid: [when you're clearly buzzing about this, giving her your phone like this is my number take it thank you] Lola: [saves it as angel, oh that won't cause any drama with your gf no no lol, taking the tattoo dudes biro or whatever and being like hold out your hand? but thankfully NOT just doing it 'cos she may not vibe gal] Astrid: [at first is like ?? because hasn't connected the dots of what she wants her to do and why but then is like oh okay and does] Lola: [being like to the tattoo lady 'now make it permanent' loling like hohoho] Astrid: [loling 'when I know you better' like we considering this] Lola: [so flattered like omg me and blowing kisses] Astrid: [gotta get some more water cos we recognising that we're getting a bit too buzzing rn so obvs asking her if she wants some] Lola: [just like lifesaver 'cos we been crying so hard over here lol] Astrid: [gotta get some for Winnie too even if she don't want because that's a routine hun] Lola: [live your best life babe you deserve it] Astrid: [let's say her tattoo is then finally done and she abruptly leaves like it was nice to meet you I gotta go now bye because it kills me how they all did that on that show every time] Lola: [the only time you've been shooketh 'cos you'd be a hang around saying bye for ages bitch] Lola: WHERE DID YOU GO?! Astrid: hOmE Astrid: is YOuR tattOO fiNishED? Lola: [sends a progress picture she's made that man take lol] Astrid: 25-30 miNS leFT Lola: yeah? Lola: 🙌 I am about to PEE my pants Astrid: iT'LL bE lONgEr wiTH BreAks but YOu Wont bE alloWED bacK iF yOu dONt TakE oNE foR THaT Lola: 😄 I did a little but we've had no leaks Lola: got my big girl panties on Astrid: 👙 is A GooD iDeA tOooooOOOOO Lola: so NOT letting him do my underboob though Astrid: nO ⛔ no ⛔ Lola: the chick you were with seemed kinda cool though Lola: not gonna write off the whole shop Astrid: 🌟 ✨ sHE MAkEs me fEEL coMFoRTaBLe 🌟 ✨ Astrid: thE reVIeW Astrid: & thE VIBE Lola: love that Lola: don't know how he can do such colourful work and be so sad ❤️ 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜 🖤 🤍 🤎 Astrid: van GOGH? Astrid: 🌻🌻🌻🌻👂💛💛 Lola: 🤯🤯🤯 Astrid: Do thEy ShARE a SOUL doEs thAT maKE senSE? Astrid: hMMMM Lola: reincarnation baby Astrid: dO you BEliEVE in it? Astrid: a BIG quESTion Lola: I think it's technically a ❌❌❌ Lola: but I think it's cool Lola: like past lives, all the AMAZING people in history you could've been Astrid: I DonT unDERstAnd wHY is iT ❌❌❌ if YoU liKE iT? Lola: Jesus and Abuela 💘 Lola: 💀 is very important to us Astrid: oHhhhhhhH Astrid: hEAvEn ☁👼☁ Astrid: mY muM taUGHt mE about THat Lola: 🧹🌻🦋🌞🍞 Lola: we believe souls come back, but not as other people, always themselves, even if they take a different form Lola: and they come back all the time, though Jesus hasn't come back YET Astrid: 👻👻👻👻 Lola: I can do an offering for your mum if you like Astrid: shE woULdNT coMe bACK for 🍞 Astrid: wHaT ElSe can THey be? Lola: you can put all the person's favourite things on their altar, you can skip the bread Astrid: 🕯🌹🕯🩺🕯🥀🕯🦴 Lola: wouldn't look out of place Astrid: sHe LiKEd DollS tooOOOO but thERe's No emoJi?? Lola: that's so RUDE Lola: did she get you into dolls, what was the first one you got? Astrid: 🧚🏻 thoUGH & 🔮 & 🧙🏼 Astrid: [sends her a picture of some creepy doll because of course she still has it and cue a huge ramble about everything possible about this doll like soz gal you didn't ask for that level of detail] Lola: looks like la catrina's 👶 Lola: I like it Lola: what doll would your mum be? Astrid: [when you disappear forever lowkey to do all the research you can about that just falling down a rabbit hole without saying bye] Astrid: ❤️ 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜 🖤 🤍 🤎 💀❤️ 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜 🖤 🤍 🤎 Astrid: eVErYoNE is EqUAL in tHE eND Astrid: loVE that Lola: right?! Lola: we STAN an inclusive queen Astrid: caNT waIT tO TeLl mY otHER bFf she is GOiNg to bE so ExCitEd Lola: do you bake? I will send you a recipe for some sugar 💀 cookies Lola: i always loved decorating them Lola: and eating them, duh 😋 Astrid: I dOnT know hOw TO dO that Astrid: ❌❌❌ Lola: I can make them, if you wanna meet up again Lola: or come teach you, that would be fun Astrid: here? Lola: if you want Lola: you could come to mine but you'd have to meet abuela and that might be a LOT ??? Astrid: iTs nOT a ⛔ no if weRe frIeNds Astrid: i THinK yoU couLD bE heRE Lola: I'm a good guy, I promise Lola: I'll be super polite and say please and thank you and take my shoes off Astrid: buT 🍭 🍬 🧁 🍫 🍩 🍪 🍨 wILl maKE mY mum 😢 oR 😡 iF sHE is a 👻 Astrid: 🤫 Lola: it's all about celebrating life anyways Lola: what's better than tasty food Lola: my mother was the same though Lola: but abuela loved food because it made people 😄🥰 she didn't care if it made you fat too Lola: plenty of time to be 💀🦴s Astrid: hMMMmmm Astrid: 👌 Astrid: I wAnt to BE 😄🥰 Lola: maybe your friend would like some too Lola: not Miss Winnie though, too much sugar for 🐶 Astrid: IlL exPLain Astrid: sheS vERY 🤓 Astrid: thATs sMArt noT an INsult Lola: I could tell Lola: I very much enjoyed meeting her Astrid: & mE? Lola: OF COURSE you, gurl Lola: you were so nice and helpful Astrid: 😀 😃 😄 😁 😆 😅 😂 🤣 Astrid: thANKs Lola: you're welcome ❣️ Lola: are you from here, I like your name, it's unusual Astrid: I dOnT liKE to bE reFErRed tO bY it Astrid: it maKEs mE FeeL liKe PeOPLe ARe 😤 😠 😡 Lola: oh no, I'm sorry Lola: is there anything you would like me to call you instead? Astrid: ...... Astrid: I doNt KnOw Lola: no probs Lola: don't need to call you anything we'll manage just fine without 🙃 Astrid: iS thAt aN oKaY anSWer? Lola: of course it is! Lola: it wouldn't be okay for me to call you a name you didn't like, that's just rude Lola: my gf HATES the name she got as a 👶 so she changed it Astrid: liKe @ scHoOL Astrid: I goT caLLed loAds of namES thERE Astrid: 👿 👹 👺 🤡 💩 👻 💀 ☠️ 👽 👾 🤖 🎃 Lola: 😢👎 Lola: school SUCKED Lola: you're cool Astrid: thEy jUsT doNt unDERsTand mY 🧠 Astrid: mE eiTHeR mE eiTHeR Lola: who does Lola: still don't have to be a 🍆 Astrid: eVErYoNE is EqUAL in tHE eND Astrid: ❤️ 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜 🖤 🤍 🤎 💀❤️ 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜 🖤 🤍 🤎 Lola: that's what I'm talking about Astrid: yOu aRe GoiNg To LikE mY aUntY 🧠 ❤ 👀 Astrid: bUt U CaNt bRInG hEr HeRE foR 💀🍪 Lola: why not? Astrid: mY DaD & hER ❌❌❌ Lola: family drama Lola: say no more Lola: abuela only talks about my mother when she wants to cuss her out, and that's her daughter so 🤷 Astrid: hEs BaD buT nOT to ME? I doNt unDERstAnd hoW thAT iS suPposED to maKE seNse Lola: you're special to him Astrid: BuT whY aREnt my SiSTeRs sPEcial toOOOo? Astrid: beCausE theIR muMs aRE dIFFeRenT or Astrid: my BrOThEr haS anOTher DiffErent mUm agaIN Astrid: itS conFUsinG Lola: people are a lot of different things all at once, I think Lola: they don't all fit together right, it is confusing Astrid: wHEn yoU DiE aRE yOU NoOOO thiNGs Or moRE thinGS? Lola: Hmm Lola: I think more Lola: everything, and then the missing pieces make it all make sense Astrid: maybe they ARe tOOOoo sPEciAl then, THaT sisTER & ThOse mums dAD canT DeaL Astrid: hmmM Lola: could be Lola: being dead is meant to be easier than being alive, but it isn't perfect Astrid: & mY OthEr SisTER diDnt diE whEn sHe NeaRLY diD sO mAYBe heS coNFuSed AbOUT THat Lola: could you ask him? Lola: or would he be 😢 or 😡? Astrid: heS not my TaLking To pErsoN heS mY DoinG peRsOn Lola: that's important too Lola: sometimes it's actually better not having the answers Astrid: I sHOULDvE saID that @ scHOol Astrid: BettER not HAVinG thE anSWERS sORRy Lola: 😅 Lola: if ONLY Lola: I wouldn't say ANYTHING at school Astrid: I diDnT taLk unTiL aFter my mUm dIeD Astrid: moSTlY Lola: at all? Astrid: ❌❌❌⛔⛔ Lola: did you talk to your dad? Astrid: somE WoRdS Lola: the rest you just got what you needed in other ways Lola: that's cool Astrid: i THiNk it waS BaD oF mE Astrid: maYbe Astrid: .... Lola: but was it bad for you Lola: that's the important thing Lola: its frustrating when people don't understand you, but people get frustrated when they don't understand, even though they might not still when you tell them with words Astrid: iS thAT wHy yOU didNT talK @ sChooL? Lola: i took up too much space just being there Lola: without taking up the 💬 too Astrid: tOo muCh Space Astrid: hmmM Lola: that's what they thought Lola: basically Astrid: pEoPLe DoNt unDErstaND yOu Astrid: how mUch spaCE yoU neEd Lola: they don't like it ❌❌❌⛔⛔ Lola: i'm not trying to take other people's space though Astrid: tOO muCH iS ❌❌❌⛔⛔ Astrid: toOOOo mUch AnyTHiNG Lola: it is? Astrid: ItS 😢 or 😡 Astrid: itS beInG weIRd Lola: there's no such thing as too much 🐶😸 though Astrid: NeVEr!! Lola: exactly Lola: don't think there's any rules that you can stick to everything Lola: always exceptions Astrid: I wriTE liKe thIs beCauSe thOse rULes are Boring Astrid: loAdS of RulEs doNt maKe sEnSe Lola: I like how you write Lola: it's more interesting to read Astrid: yOu cAn Do iT toO if You waNT Lola: really? Lola: thanks, I'll try it out 😄 Lola: ITs actUallLY REAlLY hARd tO Be TOtallY raNDoM Lola: oTHER New RuLES poP UP in YOuR hEaD Astrid: ItS a VIBE Astrid: 😀 😃 😄 😁 😆 😅 😂 🤣 Lola: tOTAlLy Lola: LikE THOse nEwSPApEr RAnsOM notEs Lola: aEStheTIc Astrid: ??? Lola: you know in films, when a killer or a kidnapper sends the person a note, they cut up bits of newspapers and magazines so the note is all different fonts and sizes and stuff Lola: [examples Lola: I liKE ThAT LOooooooOOoOKk Astrid: OhHH WoW Astrid: cAn I sEnD YoU onE? Lola: THaTs whaT IT RemINDS mE OF Lola: UM yeS Astrid: TheY dO it So NoBoDy knowS itS from THem YeaH? Astrid: hoW wiLL you Know ItS from mE? Lola: YEah Lola: do the outside of it normal, so the postman isn't 😱 Lola: I nEVEr GeT 💌 Astrid: do the outside of it normal, so the postman isn't scared Astrid: do the outside of it normal, like this Lola: [her address] there you go Lola: a stamp and it'll be perfect Astrid: ThiS is ReAllY whERe U Live? Astrid: I knoW whEre tHiS is Lola: you do? Astrid: yEAH Astrid: itS By a SHop I lIkE Lola: maybe you could show me 🙃 Astrid: I JuST geT 🍓 thEn I LeAVe Astrid: thEY haVe to Be from ThEre Astrid: a RuLe Lola: nOW i waNt TO tRy SomE Astrid: diD yoUr GirLfrIEnD liKE youR TaTTOo? Astrid: I caNt STop THinkiNG aBoUT iT Lola: She lIKEs 🖤 🤍 bUT I seNT hEr ThE piC & She SAid wAs cUUUUUuUuUUuUuTeeeeeeE Astrid: iS shE gONna coMe wiTh yOU neXT timE? Lola: mAYb ❓🤔 Astrid: tHats noT 🖤 🤍 Astrid: sHe shOUld saY yeAH oR NO Lola: TrUuUuuUuUUUUUUUu Lola: I'll tell her Astrid: Do YoU lIkE haVinG a girlFRieND? Lola: 🤗 & 😘 R gOoOOoddD Astrid: ❓🤔 Lola: you like hugs and kisses? Astrid: PlaTOnic is DiFFeRent Astrid: i LikE theM thOUgh Lola: yeah Lola: with a girlfriend, you just get them all the time Astrid: ? ShE dOeSnt asK you ? Lola: she doesn't need to Lola: if I said stop she would Lola: it's just nice having a person around, is what I meant 🙃 Astrid: 👌 thAT maKEs SeNse Lola: do you like 🧑 or 👩 or none or both Astrid: 👩 👩🏻 👩🏽 👩🏾 👩🏿 Lola: hi-5 Lola: me too 😄 Astrid: but i DoNt have a GIRLfrieNd Lola: would you like one? Lola: we could go out 💃💃 Astrid: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Astrid: yeAh Astrid: yOuRe a GooD 💃 Lola: YOU TOO ❤️ 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜 🖤 🤍 🤎 Lola: I KNOW A BAR THAT WOULD LET WINNIE IN Astrid: yOU dO????????? Lola: i KNow tHe OWneR Lola: heS SO coOL Lola: and he has his own dog Finola who sings with him Astrid: I diDNT knOw dOGs coULd sING Astrid: WiNNie coULd hAVE a SeCRET talENt Lola: they do somewhere over the 🌈 it's very good Astrid: wheN cAN we Go? Lola: 😄 When are you free? this weekend? Astrid: FriDAY Lola: 👏 let's DO IT Astrid: 🕐 🕑 🕒 🕓 🕔 🕕 🕖 🕗 🕘 🕙 🕚 🕛 🕜 🕝 🕞 🕟 🕠 🕡 🕢 🕣 🕤 🕥 🕦 🕧 Astrid: ? Lola: 🤔 8? Astrid: To bE @ yOUr hOUse oR ThEre? Lola: we could get 🍓s first and eat them in the park Astrid: 😀 😃 😄 😁 Lola: 🙌 IT'LL BE FUN Astrid: WeRe bOTh eXciTed Astrid: 😆 Lola: 💃💃💃 Lola: have to plan my outfit Astrid: I liKeD uR ouTfit yOu werE weaRing Lola: you're so 🍧 🍨 🍦 🥧 🧁 🍰 🎂 🍮 🍭 🍬 🍫 🍿 🍩 🍪 thank you 😚 Lola: you looked amazing Astrid: I nEEd to dyE mY haiR a new ColOur Lola: have you done every colour??? Astrid: ⛔❌ 🖤 🤎 Lola: boring in comparison to the rest of the 🌈 Astrid: & hARd to GEt Out ❤️ & 💜 sTAY TooOO bUT thEY caN bE maDE inTo a PaTTeRN sO its Not 😢 oR 😠 Lola: 🦜 Astrid: BiRdS aRE weiRD Astrid: mY AunTy haS 🐓 & I ONLy liKE thEm WhEn TheYrE 🐤 🐣 🐥 Lola: DOES SHE HAVE ANY BABIES RIGHT NOW Astrid: yEaH Astrid: thEyre sOFt Lola: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 that's so cuteee Astrid: doNt be sad shE wonT eaT thEM Lola: but i don't have any🐤 🐣 🐥 Astrid: IlL aSk heR iF you CAn Lola: our apartment is tiny Lola: wouldn't be fair for the poor chickie Astrid: YoU cOuLd VisIt THem Lola: I'll have to buy some 🌽 too Astrid: TheYll be YouR FRIEnds ToooOOOOo Astrid: loVe ThAT Lola: new friends are always welcome Lola: especially fluffy ones Astrid: WiNNie aGReeS Astrid: & saYs dOnT foRGet sheS the FLUFFiest Astrid: she gETs JeaLOUs Lola: 🤭 Lola: of course Lola: she's a babe Astrid: evERYoNe saYs I was wHEn mY brOTHer waS a 👶 bUT i Dont remeMBEr thaT Lola: aw, you helped out? Lola: that's so cute Astrid: 👶 NeED lOAds of HeLp Astrid: haVE yOu EVer heLd onE? TheY caNt suPPOrt their Own HeaDs Astrid: itS wilD Lola: I've actually never held a baby Lola: or really met one, which is weird, I'd never thought about that Astrid: !!!!!!!! Astrid: My FamILY iS SoooOOOOO BiG Astrid: 👶👶🏻👶🏼👶🏽👶🏾 Lola: do you like it? what's good and what's bad? Astrid: YoU aRenT evER aLOne Astrid: thatS gOod OR Bad Astrid: Good & BAD Lola: I can picture that Astrid: bUT itS FUn & LOud Astrid: you LiKe hugS so Youd likE it Lola: yeah Lola: I think so Lola: abuela was from a big family Lola: but it's just us here Astrid: WhERe aRE TheY aLL? Lola: her family? Lola: mostly dead Lola: the ones she would've known, sisters, brothers Lola: their kids are probably still in Mexico but she doesn't know any of them properly Astrid: Im SoRrY Lola: you don't have to be sorry Astrid: ItS saD fOR hER Astrid: I mEAn Lola: yeah Lola: she left a lot behind Lola: but she's been happy here Astrid: & YoURE haPPy? Lola: mostly and most days Lola: not 🖤 & 🤍 Astrid: nOT 🖤 & 🤍 Lola: nothing is ever perfect, is it Astrid: mAyBe WinniE is Astrid: 😀 😃 😄 😁 😆 😅 😂 🤣 Lola: I am willing to believe that and let her have it too 💝🐶 Astrid: [a happy picture of this dog like thank you I'm buzzing] Lola: an angel Lola: or princess, I should say Astrid: [a picture of this dog with some kind of tiara moment on because of course we can] Lola: 🙇 Lola: I'll find mine when I get home Astrid: YoU hAve One? Lola: duh gurl Lola: it's a vibe Lola: 👑🌈💃😘 Astrid: iT is A Vibe Lola: you know a vibe when you 👀 one Lola: i CaN TeLL Astrid: I haVE tO gO Astrid: doNT fORget FriDAY Astrid: @ 8 Astrid: 🍓!! Lola: Oh, okay Lola: Looking forward to it ✨

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Ali & Carly

Ali: How do you like your 🥚🍳 in the morning? Carly: no 🐣 Carly: ha Ali: 🐔 didn't show up in your roost later, did he? Carly: he must be scared of you Carly: 🔮 Ali: or my 🐺 Carly: maybe Ali: eggs aside, how you feeling, chick? Carly: 😷🤒🤕🤢🤮 Ali: 👎👎👎👎👎 Ali: unacceptable! Ali: what do you need, kill or cure? Carly: cure forever Carly: im too young to die Ali: I'll swing by with my witches brew Ali: actually doesn't taste like ☠ either Ali: pure 😇 Carly: aw Carly: really? Ali: 'course, not gonna half-arse the job Ali: and it makes a full pot, no sense in not sharing the 💚 Carly: 💙 Carly: wat does it taste like? Ali: like Christmas 🎄🎅🤶🎁❄️🌨️☃️✨🌟 Carly: 😋😊🥰 Ali: it's got ginger and peppermint in Ali: the only other person hanging out their arse is my brother and he would rather die 'cos he's grumpy 👴 man energy so Carly: no 🦃 tho yea?! ha Carly: oh no he sounds like my da Carly: which cute bro is it? Ali: definitely not 😂 Ali: some greens but not sprouts Ali: the freckly one Carly: did u heal my heart to 💔😢? Carly: course itd be the most beautiful one Ali: oh no, you're delirious Ali: I'll come quick 😜 Carly: dont b jealous 👼 hes only the most beautiful boy Ali: 😏 My ma'll be gutted Carly: do u have a tea for that? Ali: 🍋 'cos she's so bitter? Ali: I'll see if she goes for it Carly: noooo 🍯 so she wont be Ali: you're too sweet yourself, Walsh Carly: aw Carly: but ur the 1 who saved me Carly: ur the sweetest Ali: anyone would Carly: nah ur the 1st Carly: not just saying it to u get ur fairy wings Ali: had to fly away from that particular 🐔 plenty myself Ali: harmless and flightless though he is, most the time Carly: yea Carly: he talks about u wen hes been on it Carly: the 1 that flew away Ali: uh oh Ali: can't let a boy ✂ your wings Ali: ever Ali: ever Ali: 👼🏽 🐔 🐧 🐦 🐤 🐣 🐥 🦆 🦢 🦅 🦉 🦚 🦜 🦇 🐝 🦋 🐞 🦗 🦟 🐓 🦃 🕊 Carly: im 😕💫🙃 but idk if those were the guests i danced with Carly: did get a cute lil 🎶🎤 to fall asleep to tho 💙🕊 Carly: 🌚🌝🌛🌜🌞 Ali: very 👸 of you though Ali: I can 👀 it Carly: my ma is trying to make me clean Carly: 🐇🐁🐀🐿🦔🐾 pls Ali: also unacceptable Ali: not 'til you're better Ali: use my wings to fly through and 🤞 he don't get the wrong idea about who I'm there to see Carly: [sends her a pic of whatever caravan mess she caused last night that her mum is raging about] Carly: so u can play a game of spot whats got her 😠 Carly: cuz idk Ali: Fun 🧐🤔🤨 Ali: angry mothers are my forte Ali: [does the circling the hazzards moment on the pic] Carly: making her angry is mine but nah to knowing y ever ever Carly: k ur cute & smart Carly: 🌟 Ali: it's rarely logical, but 🤫 on that or it's hulk levels in 0-60 Ali: how are you this nice when you're 😷🤒🤕🤢🤮 Ali: that's a skill, rare one at that 💎✨ Carly: my da is looking green must of had his own 🎶🍻💃 ha Carly: idk i can b nicer? but k now i know ronan aint been talking bout me when hes 🍺 or 💊 Ali: can be a tea party for three Ali: have to bring his own 🎩 though Ali: not to me anyway Ali: but as you can tell Ali: 🐺 keeps all the 🐓🐓🐓 away Carly: 🐇🐇🐇♠️♣️♥️♦️🐇🐇🐇 Carly: she is fierce Ali: she likes to think so Ali: 🐶 really Carly: course ur not scared of her silly Carly: u love her Carly: im a 🐈 person ha Ali: [sends her a load of pictures of Bluebeard she didn't ask for rather than being like do I love her hmm] Carly: AW!!!! Carly: 🥰🤗 Ali: he's captain ☠🏴 but there's always room aboard Carly: thats the best offer ive had from a gentleman ever ever ever Carly: whats his name? Ali: Bluebeard Ali: and he is MOSTLY a gentleman if you can handle some toe nibbling Carly: 😍😍😍😍 Carly: into it Carly: ive done more for lads i just met who aint as beautiful so Ali: 😂 I feel that Ali: honestly, it's quite comforting, when he doesn't sneak attack you with it Carly: [sends her a selfie that shouldn't be as adorable as it is] Carly: now u can introduce us Carly: 👋 baby blue Ali: the 😍😍😍😍 are mutual Ali: I can tell Carly: yay Carly: 🧡 Ali: is there anything else you need/we want for the tea party? Ali: en-route at last Carly: ur really coming? Ali: yeah, sorry I was ages, it's a whole process brewing it Ali: also a dead giveaway you're 😷🤒🤕🤢🤮 which obvs my ma takes as her cue to be all Spanish inquisition about it Ali: 📚 of my mostly-fictional-but-which-are-and-which-aren't-mother exploits later Carly: sorry iou so much magic Ali: nah, don't worry about it 👸 Ali: who doesn't love a little scandal with their morning brew? she deffo does Carly: its too late im looking for 🍀 Carly: among the 🌼🌼🌼 Ali: awh Ali: I'm never turning down extra luck Ali: we can make daisy-chains Carly: its the dresscode Carly: soz da Ali: does he have a 🧔? Ali: that's a #look Carly: not rn Carly: my ma wasnt on @ me only to clean up Carly: he had his turn Ali: damn it Ali: maybe a nice belt Ali: I'll be 🤔 Carly: dont b 💔😢 he has bushy eyebrows Ali: same Ali: he's earnt his invite back Ali: your ma gonna have to chill though Ali: and it ain't that kinda tea 💔 Carly: you wont b able to tell if shes angry or surprised Ali: 😚 ⬅ I know the vibe Ali: you do you babe Carly: she used to let me sort em out but there was an accident Carly: which im sworn to secrecy about Ali: I'm so good with secrets 🙏🙏🙏 Carly: k Carly: my head zoned out but my hands kept going like Ali: you were meditating you can't help having 🌌🧠 Ali: I'll 🤭 now and never tell, don't worry Mrs W Carly: @ school yea im meditating on your q sir relax Carly: ha love that Ali: they just ask questions to answer it themselves, what is the point Carly: u coming for my ma again? Ali: 🤫 bad first impression, that Carly: shes heard it from ronan too sorry Carly: lad has loose lips Ali: honestly Ali: 🙄 can't keep up with my bad reputation Carly: ud think hed be better at kissing Carly: its talk talk talk Carly: more good things about u than ive made it seem like tho Ali: he was a big talker Ali: probably 'cos he ain't allowed with the lads Carly: if he talked about what a 👼 u are & how 💔😢 he is theyd uninvite him from the bonfire Carly: its sweet really how hung up hes got Ali: he only thinks I'm an 👼 'cos he took my virginity probs Ali: that's more suitable 🔥side chat Carly: he goes on about that alot but I thought he was lying Carly: oh no that sounds bad Carly: not calling u a slag ur obvs not its y he likes u more Ali: 😂 I'm fine with slag Ali: all definition dependent anyway Carly: yea same Carly: can be hot if ur in the mood Ali: right, and if I'm a slag 'cos I didn't marry him then I'll take it Carly: & hes not allowed to marry gorgers theyd wanna throw him in the 🔥 Ali: exactly Ali: we can't both be 💔😢 forever can we boy Carly: just me @ the party til u came to my rescue Ali: 🥺 Ali: What was he even on about then, like? Ali: dickhead Carly: idk i zone out wen he shouts @ me too Ali: I can always poison a cup and send it his way Ali: just say the word Carly: hes not that bad Ali: okay okay, just some laxatives Ali: 'cos he's a bit 💩 Carly: ha Ali: no 🌼🌼🌼 unless he says soz then Carly: but his beautiful curls 🥺 Ali: hmm, a good point Ali: be strong, baby Carly: ill throw one @ him & run away Carly: back to u Ali: you're so adorable Carly: says u Carly: 👼👸🏼 Ali: 💚 we're gonna have an adventure when the tea hits okay Ali: I've decided Carly: k thats the kinda 🎄🎅🤶🎁 it is Carly: i do want the energy of a kid on xmas morning Ali: that's the best Ali: how I'm tryna be every day Carly: 💫⭐️🌟✨⚡️☄️ 🚀🛸 Ali: if only 🚀 Ali: this bike can only go as fast as my lil legs can carry, like Carly: aw baby Carly: i shouldve asked u where u live before this 2nd rescue was launched Carly: im sorry Ali: No distance is too far for a fair maiden Carly: ill have to see what other 🔮 i can find before u get here Carly: dont love ious Ali: there's no ious Carly: [sending her loads of pics of her with or just pics of the cat lady's cats that she's rounding up for this tea party and they're adorable] Ali: 😍💞😻 Ali: okay, non-debt fully paid though Carly: [just rambling about the names she's given each cat cos her and cat lady don't know each other properly til Ali comes along and like facts about each cat/her fave things cos she's a big nerd] Ali: I love them Ali: I'm gonna get them some 🐟🐟🐟 when I get tea party tings Ali: some cream, awh, okay, this is happening Carly: im picking enough 🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼 for everyone Ali: should've put Bluebs in my basket Ali: next time Carly: aw Carly: Humbug might try & fight him Carly: youd b there to protect him tho Ali: I can ref Ali: my little brother is always trying to play-fight everyone so I'm well-versed Carly: is he ticklish? that works for me Carly: broken up lots of fights Ali: big time Ali: his kryptonite Ali: reckon it's against the rules in professional fights but preparing him for anything like any good big sister Carly: ha Carly: aw i bet ur an amazing sister Carly: if i had 1 maybe id wanna be on site sometimes Carly: my ma's eyebrows r hardly a call to home Ali: he might disagree but he's 5 so what does he know 😉 Ali: feel that though Ali: home is just a base, whole 🌍 out there Carly: wen ur 5 you argue to argue Carly: yea if u dont use ur wings theyll think u dont want em 💔😢 Ali: flying is like riding a 🚲 though Carly: r we goin on a 🚲 adventure? Ali: definitely Ali: ugh, need one of those wagons for the 😻😻😻s Carly: ☺️its gonna b so fun! Carly: we might meet more 🐈🐈🐈🐈 Ali: way better than 🐔 Carly: ha Carly: do u have 🔮 left to help me find shoes? Ali: have you checked the fridge? Carly: [a pause while she do] Carly: theyre not there 😕🧐 Ali: damn, that'd be the last place I'd look though Ali: were they in the mess your Ma was sounding off about fr Carly: o mayb Carly: if i was wearing any when you dropped me off Ali: 🤔 I don't know if I recall any glass slippers Ali: I'll ask Lene hold up Carly: 👸 energy Carly: but idk if i wanna scary 🐺 at my door Ali: turns out she's actually your 👵 Carly: ha my grandma is 💍 to god Carly: its not close to the energy shes putting out Ali: she'd probably tell your actual that God is a gay girl Ali: nah she's well 😇 around fam, just hide behind your Ma and me, baby, you'll be fine Carly: ha that wasn't in any of the kids bible stories she sent me every 🎄🎅🤶🎁 Carly: her god is 😠 than Humbug Carly: he likes to shout so i gotta zone out Carly: aw that's sweet ur ma loves her too? Ali: Hooray for Catholicism, yeah? 😏 Ali: she loves my Ma, more like Carly: we spend our sundays on our knees nana but its 🚽🤮 or u kno a bigger sin Carly: u do look like her i remember Ali: that's not QUITE 🚽🤮 levels but close 😂 Carly: nah its nice u have the same 👀💙✨ Carly: idk who i look like Carly: postman maybe Ali: now I don't know whether to 😳 or be 🤨 you like my Ma too Ali: you look like you and that's Ali: 💛 😍 😘 🥰 😚 👸 👼🏽 🐰 🌼 🌻 🌞 🍓 🍑 🍨 🍰 🍭 🍬 🎆 💜 Carly: yea 🤞🙏🌠 the postman isnt my da cuz hes a ride Carly: aw now youve got me 😳 Ali: rude, my postman is not Carly: 🚫💌 then baby Carly: ill text u instead Ali: so grumpy, don't stick your hand right into our house if you don't wanna get bitten, sir Ali: not by me, whatever Ronan has said Ali: though I'm well flattered I'm getting a text back Carly: ha its k its not that u use too much teeth Carly: & course ur my hero Carly: tho 🤞🙏🌠 wont b an sos every time Ali: good, can't have him putting you off with blatant lies Ali: it won't be if I do a better job at the heroics and get there before any bad shit can happen Carly: its k i like it Carly: helps me remember what i did Carly: 💔😢 no lads r spelling their names out in bruises for the who Carly: 🐇🐾🐇🐾🐇 Carly: nooo theres no better u could do Carly: ur flying to me faster than anyone has ever ever Ali: amateurs, like Ali: so rude, ain't they heard you're 👸 Ali: I'm basically there now, prepare for the best tea party you've ever been to Carly: aint wat theyve heard but idc Carly: yay 💙 i havent had 1 since me & my 🧸🧸🧸 Ali: I'll be 🎶🔊 it so get in the know lads Ali: awh, can I meet them too? Carly: not too 🔊 or ur gf will bite me which could b fun but im not trying to do u like 💔😢 Carly: some r shyer than others but if u work ur 🔮 how u did for me ull make friends Ali: fill your boots, babe, I don't reckon she's your type, like Ali: I'll be on my best behaviour 🤞 Ali: the loveliest guest you've ever had 🤞🤞 Carly: be fun though Carly: not boring Ali: 😲😲 Ali: Is that the impression I give off? Ali: or another Ronan tale, either way Ali: gonna have to prove otherwise now in the most extra ways imaginable Carly: nahhh Carly: he don't lie to me its his 1 saving grace Carly: its just like a pls Carly: to u & the universe Ali: I won't be boring Ali: trust me Carly: k Carly: i do ur a lifesaver Ali: nah Ali: just happy to help Carly: im happy we r mates Ali: me too Ali: idk why we weren't before, like Ali: too many people at school Carly: & i dont go much ha Ali: this is true Ali: lesser spotted walsh 🐦 Carly: oooh wat colours am i Ali: 💗💜💛🧡💗 Carly: cute Ali: very Carly: wats ur fave colour? Ali: It's a harder question than people reckon, that Ali: like, there's so many beautiful things of every colour Ali: if I can decide for the day, I feel like I'm doing a disservice to all the others Carly: sorry Carly: i havent decided on mine either Carly: when i was a lil kid it was 💛 for the 🌞 then wen i started goin out it was silver for wat i thought the 🌚 looked like Carly: but ive seen so many new colours since Ali: kids always know Ali: they're much smarter than adults about everything Carly: i bet ur lil bro is the smartest Carly: like u Ali: he likes red for 🚨❌🛑⛔️🚫💯‼️🥊🥤 Ali: and I see the appeal Carly: does he like 🍎? i kno somewhere that sells the reddest shiniest 1s Carly: or we cud just throw 🍅s Ali: he's at the anti-fruit stage Ali: but I reckon he could be convinced if we let him smother 'em in caramel and sprinkles Carly: its a date Ali: Me first

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Casey & Janis Pt.5

Janis: [doing a happy sigh, despite it all]

Casey: [giving her the BIGGEST heart eyes in response]

Janis: [‘if it weren’t all so fucked up…’ not even sure where we were going with that because it is and cannot not be so]

Casey: [‘it’s not all’ because so in love despite everything]

Janis: [‘if I could just be with you, you know I would’]

Casey: [‘come here’ gesturing for her to come over and sit next to him instead of opposite how they are atm]

Janis: [do that]

Casey: [pulling her chair as physically close to his as he can get it when she’s moved and then hugging her]

Janis: [letting ourselves be hugged and resting our head on his shoulder]

Casey: [pulling her plate over to where she’s now sitting and obvs feeding her something from it because gotta to let her know we’re gonna take care of her whatever happens]

Janis: [just allowing it because we can’t fight this energy rn, even if we wanted to ‘we’re being gross, you know’ taking your turn to feed him, as if this is the step too far because so couply]

Casey: [‘who says?’ cos you’re not really saying it like you mean it gal and they’ve not been stopped doing this rn or much worse one single time, instead they have those puppy peeps shippers and a bar full of mates from earlier before they had to leave]

Janis: [reiterating by pointing at yourself like me bitch ‘cos so reminiscent of fake dating tbh but are we stopping, no]

Casey: [‘stop me then’ as he pulls her from her chair and onto his lap with SUCH a hot move]

Janis: [the definition of !! ‘I will’ up in your grill as per]

Casey: [‘go on’ likewise as much in her grill]

Janis: [at least we can shamelessly make out with you because technically stopping you feeding us so, checkmate lmao]

Casey: [nothing to see here everyone, just a not at all casual makeout sesh, nbd]

Janis: [at the dinner table too, shameless]

Casey: [they love to make everywhere they go on this roadtrip somewhere they can’t return to]

Janis: [one place at a time, ‘cos you know we’re not sat here still and quiet at all, trying to make a point here, or something]

Casey: [hard same because he can never sit quiet or still anywhere, I can so vividly imagine him beckoning some poor waiter over so whatever course they’re on they can get the next and rest to go, but not remotely stopping or stopping her while he does this]

Janis: [just here like oh my god I am so sorry, you’re so embarrassing, as if we’re making any attempts to not be all over you]

Casey: [never has any member of this profession done their job as quickly as this man out here trying to get y’all to leave asap, cos likewise, telling this dude who did not ask that it’s her hormones for the pregnancy bants that aren’t bants at all]

Janis: [this poor man does not get paid enough for this show, thank you, fully like ‘and who’s fault is that’]

Casey: [he will be getting a tip but it’s still not enough to be dealing with y’all cos he’s fully @ this dude like they’re mates with his she wasn’t complaining at the time 😏 vibes as if she actually is now]

Janis: [‘he’s so full of it’ but looking at him in a way that obviously suggests otherwise]

Casey: [@ this dude like ugh can’t take her anywhere lol bants bants but ‘behave, you’ with the most blatant daddy energy because really she’s doing everything right as per]

Janis: [‘if you were all you’re saying, think you’d be able to make me’ at this man also like am I wrong]

Casey: [‘think I’d be able to make you do all sorts, yeah’ like I can and I shall rn immediately if you’re actually challenging me here]

Janis: [thank god this man can run away because y’all do not be needing to do this because I know you would and I can’t deal, just lol at him retreating with your leftovers like 😏]

Casey: [my boo says stop it, get some help]

Janis: [if you’re gonna accost someone, at least let them be off the clock so you’re sure they’re not just being polite lmao]

Casey: [y’all are too amused by being massive dickheads, could never be me]

Janis: [couple goals ‘so friendly, you’ like what am I gonna do with you]

Casey: [‘you’ because always]

Janis: [‘am not’ despite the evidence]

Casey: [‘are’ because the evidence speaks for itself and he loves it]

Janis: [‘you’re alright, like’ with the heart eyes]

Casey: [‘you’re-’ because too much he could say rn honestly, LOOKING at her]

Janis: [acutely aware your mate has to come back with these doggy bags lmao, not stopping us being like ‘yeah?’ full 🥺]

Casey: [‘everyone needs a mate like you’ running his thumb over her bottom lip so slowly]

Janis: [‘you think I’m a good friend?’ breathing out and doing the most not to do anything to his thumb rn]

Casey: [‘and the perfect missus’ just calling her his gf it’s FINE]

Janis: [hiding in your hair because you can’t deal ‘Casey’]

Casey: [‘it’s what I think’ like you asked, gal, moving her hair out of her face and so softly stroking both ‘you’re gonna be the best mum an’ all’ cos we believe it fully and will say it with all the feeling]

Janis: [‘I’ll try’ because you can’t say more than that and be being honest, just nuzzling your hand as per]

Casey: [‘I’ll try not to fuck it up’ cos we feel like if one of us is gonna]

Janis: [frowning ‘you’re not gonna’ like the thought has really not crossed our mind ‘cos we obviously think it’ll be us]

Casey: [‘we’re not gonna’ like okay then neither of us will]

Janis: [‘if I’m having a baby, I’m having a baby’ meaning there’s no option to not do it and we do everything to the best of ability so]

Casey: [just looking at her stomach again like we’re trying to genuinely see if that’s happening or not]

Janis: [looking down because likewise]

Casey: [‘does it feel like you are?’ as if you have any way to tell yet really but genuinely asking because wanna know]

Janis: [‘sometimes I think things feel different’ looking at your boobs because that in particular comes to mind ‘but then-’ a half shrug because it could be all in our head at this stage, nothing so drastic has happened physically that we’re like oh deffo ‘maybe we just want it that much, like’]

Casey: [a nod because there’s no denying he wants it that much but I’m gonna say this dude comes back with your leftovers and makes you leave before he can be the most extra saying anything about it]

Janis: [can get yourselves into the car after giving this dude his tip lol]

Casey: [him just driving for a sec, having a big Winnie think because in our emotions about everything and knowing y’all have to go back tomorrow as well as]

Janis: [we’re all in our feels and thinks here ‘if you have to give me some space to talk to him, you have somewhere you’re okay to go?’]

Casey: [‘got the dog to walk’ because absolutely don’t wanna be too far away should you need us and also you’re not gonna want Chubby in your grill for this either]

Janis: [‘I don’t know, how long it’ll take, where I’ll be after…’ like you lowkey know you’ll likely all need to find new homes but can’t say that for definite right now]

Casey: [‘don’t worry about me’ because gotta do what you’ve gotta do with Jimothy first and foremost]

Janis: [‘that’s always worked well’ but squeezing his hand for a sec like I hear you]

Casey: [‘I’ll have my phone this time’ cos not gonna leave it in the gaff like we did for this roadtrip moment]

Janis: [‘I won’t be avoiding you’ like the gf times]

Casey: [‘there we go then’ like how could this not all work out fine under these circumstances lol, but squeezing her hand so you know we’re actually saying we’ll do whatever it takes to make things as easy for you as we can]

Janis: [‘it’s unavoidable’ ‘cos it is, what else are you gonna do, just trying to settle down in our seat]

Casey: [‘I can wait, if you fancy keeping on avoiding it for a bit’ she absolutely isn’t gonna but I appreciate the sentiment and acknowledgement that it isn’t like the waiting you’ve done for the last decade and thus you’re willing to]

Janis: [just shaking your head ‘this is already fucked, it’s beyond a joke how bare minimum that is for me to do for him’]

Casey: [‘alright’ cos this boy knows damn well you’re right]

Janis: [‘fuck it, maybe I’d rather he got with Asia’ like it’d make this part easier, despite how sick that casually makes us]

Casey: [‘you wouldn’t’ because it’s a fact and we know it and we’re not gonna pretend we don’t]

Janis: [‘alright, not specifically her but’ no need to finish that sentence]

Casey: [‘nobody, the state of him, that’s bare minimum’ a shake of his head cos he knows it’s only gonna get worse]

Janis: [‘maybe I’m just as bad’ not not feeling like a hot mess atm]

Casey: [‘shut up’ because no ‘what’d that make me?’ because if you are then we’ve taken advantage of you and are the worst of all]

Janis: [‘I just feel like I’m blaming him for everything when I’m the one that’s done all the actual crimes against him’]

Casey: [‘it’s not a crime to fall out of love with one dickhead and in it with another’]

Janis: [just stay quiet ‘cos this isn’t going to be productive for you two to have this convo]

Casey: [please drive and don’t be confrontational, thank you, that’d be even less productive]

Janis: [turn the radio on or up ‘cos know you’re incapable of sitting and doing nothing]

Casey: [‘you reckon the massive betrayal’s I’m his brother, and yeah, it is, but it’s on me ‘cause I am, not you’ when you can’t leave anything ever, I like to think there’s been a song’s length of pause at least before he opened his fat gob]

Janis: [‘he’s never expected any better from you though’ with a for right or wrong energy ‘I’m letting him down’]

Casey: [‘he expects too much from you, always has done’ because tea ‘you’ve gotta be allowed to make mistakes same as every fucker else, maybe if he’d let you a bit more-’ trailing off because he doesn’t wanna think or say maybe you’d still be together/we wouldn’t be here but]

Janis: [‘you aren’t a mistake’ so quickly because no ‘cheating on him was but I have to face up to it because I was before this even happened’ gesturing around us like this entire situation right here]

Casey: [when you automatically open your mouth to say nothing happened before this but then everything that has on the day of icecubegate and before then too is running through your mind and you can’t]

Janis: [‘there was a reason we could barely be in the same room, nor talk properly’ we all know it was a whole vibe for a whole minute]

Casey: [the sigh like noise he can’t help making remembering what that was like and how long y’all had to endure it ‘doing it like this though was my mistake’ cos we know why you did and what you thought might happen if you didn’t run away but still, we know that was beyond rude]

Janis: [‘no one forced me’ like you very much suggested running away girl, we all remember it ‘you were gonna go see Ian, actually’]

Casey: [a noise like yeah don’t remind me cos that would’ve been BAD ‘I knew you’d do owt it took to stop us’ we all know that’s not why you said it and you were actually gonna go but I get why you feel like you only said it to be manipulative because peeps do make you feel like you’re that utter bastard]

Janis: [‘it was still my idea, you couldn’t make me do anything if I didn’t want to’ just shaking our head like no, because not how it was]

Casey: [when you just feel like pure shit for your part in this because you’re not an utter bastard]

Janis: [we all feel bad right now and yeah, you should guys, I mean, it is what it is ‘if not now, it was only a matter of time’ because it’s the truth]

Casey: [‘time you’d have had to tell him first if I’d not reckoned I had to do a runner from garda as well as’ because yeah that really did ramp shit up and cause y’all to cross this line and we can’t deny it]

Janis: [shrug ‘and who’s to say I would’ve?’ ‘cos weren’t exactly making moves to do that beforehand ‘I was too chicken shit to do it until I knew you were in, that’s the truth’]

Casey: [‘the truth is I can’t go nowhere’ because equally to blame and as equally need to face the music and tell Jimothy what the craic is]

Janis: [just throwing our head back and running our fingers through our hair stressily ‘we can’t do it together, let me go first and then you can explain your side when he’s sick of hearing from me, yeah?’]

Casey: [putting his fingers in her hair to stop her tearing it out ‘okay’]

Janis: [just looking at him like okay, because it’s going to have to be ‘then, we can deal with the rest’]

Casey: [‘piss easy by comparison’ because how we feel truly, the Jimothy hurdle is the worst by far and little do you even know yet boy cos you’re not predicting catatonic era]

Janis: [‘I’m sorry, for all the bullshit’]

Casey: [‘me too’ because we are]

Janis: [just stroking your own hair boy because we don’t blame you but we’re not going to not accept if you feel the need to ‘when will it be easier?’]

Casey: [‘I dunno’ because truly don’t and aren’t gonna lie about it or pretend it’ll get easier once y’all have come clean cos simply not correct ‘but however hard it gets, I’ll be right there with you’]

Janis: [‘I love you so much’ because we do and we want this to all work out so badly we’re determined ‘one day, we can have everything we want’]

Casey: [‘I’ve already got everything I want’ because we do ‘one day he’ll have to get over it’ because eventually jimothy will have to but obvs that’s not gonna be a quick thing]

Janis: [making a noise like bit harsh ‘cos it sounds it and we’re slightly amused but it is true however put ‘he’ll be okay’ not sounding convinced yet but we’ll all get there]

Casey: [a smirk for the first bit that turns into a lil genuine half smile for the second bit cos likewise unconvinced but we wanna be ‘we all will be’]

Janis: [‘can’t be fuck ups forever’ like how tragic, not us]

Casey: [‘9 months to keep on pissing about, if that’ because not when your fictional twins are born]

Janis: [‘nothing like a deadline’ like nbd there]

Casey: [‘keep us on our toes, like’ like we better get used to that/it’s good practice for how these cheeky bubs are gonna have us]

Janis: [‘anything like us’ just looking down at our stomach again ‘you know, don’t you’ probably not, being that vague]

Casey: [gotta put his hand on the bump she doesn’t have yet while we carry on driving ‘what?’ the softest]

Janis: [putting your hand on his but with no pressure, just lying over it ‘that if there’s a real baby, then I can’t tell you if it’s yours or his for 9 months too’]

Casey: [‘same as you do if there’s a baby I’ll be their dad anyway, don’t need to pass or fail that kind of test for it’]

Janis: [‘what’s he gonna think’ more to yourself because really, Casey knows as well as you]

Casey: [eye contact for a sec despite driving because v necessary for you to read every emotion in there rn]

Janis: [when you know it’s a very real possibility he’ll be like you’ll wanna get rid then, not maintaining the eye contact]

Casey: [‘look at me’ cos could make her by lifting her chin or whatever but want her to cos she knows she can]

Janis: [obviously we’re going to]

Casey: [‘you don’t need him’ repeating himself essentially as we’ve already said as much by being like I’ll be the dad anyway but for emphasis on the it doesn’t matter what he thinks energy]

Janis: [‘if it’s half his’ like should he not get a say energy, like yes but you get ultimate say girl it’s in your body]

Casey: [‘it’s yours’ because soz but that’s how we feel about it]

Janis: [just shrugging because we don’t know how we feel right now]

Casey: [just drive and give her and yourself a minute as you’ve said your opinion and you don’t need to hit her over the head with it again and again lol]

Janis: [drive for a bit lads, don’t need to sort this all now, and you can’t anyway lmao]

Casey: [you wish but my boo’s right you can’t rn, get to your nicer hotel for the night and get in]

Janis: [least that’ll be nice, pointing out the basic things this place has like they’re such luxury like ooh lala]

Casey: [getting a guinness out of the much fancier mini bar and drinking it for the absolute bants and throwback]

Janis: [just like excuse me pass me one ‘well good for the baby’]

Casey: [‘won’t make them no more irish’ cos still half northern regardless of which brother lol]

Janis: [‘not what it’s for’ and reel off the benefits ‘cos they truly were recommended it because of all the iron and such, like see, gimme]

Casey: [giving her his like okay you can share with me seeing as you’ve appaz bothered to memorise all that]

Janis: [‘bit stingy’ like it’s not that boujee here, we could have one each lol but having some nonetheless]

Casey: [‘after sending the baby off home with a headache, you’ like we don’t need a hungover child thank you]

Janis: [‘not going anywhere for ages’ like it’s stuck in there tah]

Casey: [‘that what your body your rules meant to mean, is it?’ amused like oh okay, by all means, pop off and get the kid drunk then hun]

Janis: [rolling our eyes like oh please]

Casey: [poking her in the stomach like if you’re hearing this kid it’s all her none of it me]

Janis: [poking him back wherever like stop it you]

Casey: [a lil playfight has to and is gonna happen]

Janis: [obviously aiming towards this minibar as a goal here]

Casey: [too real, but we all know he’s gonna pick her up and throw her on the bed as per]

Janis: [‘what do you want?’ like yes, can I help you lol]

Casey: [‘other than you?’ Like 🤔 lemme think cos got you where we want you already girl]

Janis: [‘don’t you always?’ Like that’s news to me if we need to be in a bed to be together boy]

Casey: [‘always’ like yep you are very much correct, doing the thing where he stretches to reach whatever dessert they have taken away with them from the restaurant without getting off her and then eats some of it whilst still lying on her like but I want this too though in case you were wondering, because gentle pisstakes 5ever, leaving whatever it is in his mouth when he then kisses her though so she can also eat it]

Janis: [‘all about sharing today, aren’t you’ amused but we’re still kissing you]

Casey: [‘I’m gonna give you and the baby whatever’s good for you every day’ it sounds saucy af and is but also actually]

Janis: [‘it’s good for me to get what I want’ like fyi]

Casey: [‘what’s that then?’ as if he doesn’t know exactly what she wants rn and always]

Janis: [getting your own piece of this dessert like that, lmao]

Casey: [not moving from off this poor gal but loling and as per feeding her it like okay then]

Janis: [just making him feed you and give you drink like a decadent bitch]

Casey: [except not at all having to make him because he’s TOO willing to do this lol, loving life]

Janis: [just getting to be the full cliche like i’m pregnant do what I want lmao]

Casey: [love that for you both because we’re evil and so much of this pregnancy is gonna be sad]

Janis: [soz lads, this is the way it’s gotta be, we all wish it didn’t]

Casey: [I don’t blame you for how quick you do it again because this isn’t gonna be going how you wanted at all, everyone else will think you’re insane though]

Janis: [it is insane but I understand the urge and in for a penny in for a pound babe]

Casey: [Winnie said we gotta bring back Asia being pregnant the same time as her the 2nd time she is for the absolute lols]

Janis: [omg remember when, ugh Asia, you flop]

Casey: [her poor sisters like can you NOT, cos they already had to deal with the fear their mum could be at it again at Krispy Kreme and have enough of their own shit going on]

Janis: [it isn’t a mood for anyone and we will not be pleased to see you again miss ma’am]

Casey: [be hilarious for us how annoyed everyone else is though haha]

Janis: [everyone already judging hardcore]

Casey: [we should try and think of a gen 4 face for this child even if he’s never relevant just for our own lols of how strange looking you could potentially be]

Janis: [lmao you poor child]

Casey: [Winnie said Jameson should get with him and I said NO, we’re not having Asia being married into this fam]

Janis: [get out flop bear]

Casey: [he’s too drama sometimes]

Janis: [let it go hun, already too involved with this fam as is]

Casey: [truly, thank god she’s not still friends with the gals and we don’t need to see Mia or Ella again ever]

Janis: [not trying to repeat our teen years that hardcore tah]

Casey: [Winnie’s the only one sulking about that, y’all carry on living your best lives in the here and now because I vote your new hotel has a bigger fancier bathtub without being too boujee about it]

Janis: [you can both get in and not be doing casual gymnastics to achieve it for once]

Casey: [what a novel concept for y’all for once]

Janis: [bring your food and drink as we’re being decadent today]

Casey: [such a fun mood and we all know you’ve got a lot of leftovers, you clearly weren’t in the restaurant that long before the urge to be feral took over]

Janis: [never takes you long lads, even if right now we’re purely just trying to relax and calm down]

Casey: [you do need to you’re collecting your Chubby son and heading back tomorrow lads]

Janis: [we’re in our thoughts rn]

Casey: [it would be impossible not to be hence he also is, but reminding you here’s still here at the same time by feeding you things at random intervals]

Janis: [trying not to leave before we have to mentally or we may as well just go ‘sorry’]

Casey: [saying ‘what for?’ but very much meaning it like nah you have nothing to be sorry for rn]

Janis: [gestures like everything but ‘dunno’]

Casey: [‘You’re alright, I get it’ because we do]

Janis: [‘glad you do’ like one of us should lol lol]

Casey: [trailing his hand in the water and flicking it at her so it’s not a full !! splash but we’re getting your attention]

Janis: [turning to you like ?? like we forgot you were genuinely here]

Casey: [doing a feelsy ‘hey’ because I haven’t yet and that’s a tragedy tbh]

Janis: [my boo says how and who am I ‘hey’ with actual feeling and not vague far away vibes]

Casey: [‘What can I do?’ genuinely asking even though there isn’t much he can because he’s just that bitch]

Janis: [shaking our head and stroking his cheek ‘I’m never gonna feel ready to do this’]

Casey: [positioning her head on his shoulder cos we know, playing with her hair obvs]

Janis: [‘you can say we’ll run away and I don’t have to but-’ but it’s obviously not going to happen so what’s the point]

Casey: [‘you have to’ cos we know you and you’d never do jimothy that dirty]

Janis: [‘I’d never ask you to do that anyway, not really’ run away because that is 99% what your mum likely did so that would be majorly shitty to you and your brothers]

Casey: [‘I’d do it if you was really asking’ cos he would but we know you’re not and wouldn’t because it isn’t what you want either, not that teenage girl any more sis]

Janis: [‘it’d be so nice to not give a shit about anyone else’ big sigh on your shoulder]

Casey: [‘I dunno about that’ because she’s always cared so much about everyone and that’s one of the things we can’t help but love about her because we feel like we’re too selfish and don’t care enough about anyone ‘I reckon it’d be a right shame for you to lose it’]

Janis: [just shaking our head again ‘cos not how we feel right now soz]

Casey: [‘it ain’t gonna stay how it is now’ because things will get better even if we’re evil and make them worse first]

Janis: [‘I’m just tired’ we mean of everything not like physically tired in the moment]

Casey: [‘I know you are, girl’ cos we do]

Janis: [‘I know we all are’ ‘cos not exactly a picnic for you or Jimothy either, we know likewise]

Casey: [‘yeah, can’t carry on, deadline or nah’ like kid or no kid things have to change because they do]

Janis: [‘no new girlfriends’ getting up to look at you like thank you much]

Casey: [‘just you and your hormones’ like with all the moodswings she’ll be a different person constantly lol]

Janis: [splashing you more fully like oi, cheek]

Casey: [splashing her back like oi excuse you]

Janis: [splashing you some more but getting gentler until we’re just washing your hair for you ‘I’m gonna miss you’]

Casey: [‘won’t’ meant like nah because I’m not giving you a chance to, oh sir your optimism]

Janis: [‘will’ wrapping our legs around you like we can’t be together like we have been, not as often if nothing else]

Casey: [kissing her like he hasn’t for a thousand years and soon might not be able to for another thousand]

Janis: [‘say it back’ between these kisses we’re going in on]

Casey: [‘I’ll miss you’ because true even if you were gonna be able to be as extra as this, likewise doing the most to competitively be like more than you’ll miss me with these kisses]

Janis: [‘I miss you whenever you’re further than this’ as if it hasn’t been v obvious and we really need to spell that out in all the ways to you in this moment, pushing against you]

Casey: [penetration being initiated purely so he can be like ‘further than this’ because yes agreed, devastated when he’s not inside her at all times is as v obvious but equally needs to be spelled out]

Janis: [the moan being matched with furiously nodding our head because could not be more on the same page on this one ‘stay’ like you can just do this forever, no notes]

Casey: [do the pulling her even closer even though he realistically can’t thing ‘you’ like don’t ever move unless it’s to be even closer to me somehow]

Janis: [‘you feel-’ a face that just shows what we do not actually have the words for ‘I still can’t believe it’s you’ all the EYE CONTACT ‘cos real, not over the fact this has happened and is happening]

Casey: [‘everything’ like he’s finishing the sentence she didn’t because none of us are allowed to forget he said that or is saying it again now with so much feeling, giving all the EYE CONTACT back because likewise will never be over it ‘I never thought you’d love us back the way I love you’ cos truly did not]

Janis: [we’re not over it and the way we’re smiling at you like we’re not going in to make you feel everything right now in this sense is letting you know that, even if we have to do a mini frown to the second part even though it’s valid you thought that boy ‘I wanna love you how you deserve’]

Casey: [deceased by her smile and her frown in very different ways and he’s kissing her on them as they appear to let her know it ‘I dunno what makes you think I deserve this’ because really not over any of what’s happened or been happening this roadtrip, that cannot be overstated]

Janis: [‘you never gave up on me’ for point one ‘and who I am isn’t a burden to you’ kissing you so intensely that we’re pulling us both down into the water lowkey here]

Casey: [kissing underwater because can’t and won’t stop until the lack of oxygen literally forces him to at the last possible second ‘I never will do, and as bad as it’s ever been, or could get, I’ll not see or treat you like owt but you, a dickhead who I love more than anything, but still a bit of a dickhead any road’ because not putting you on a weird pedestal like so many other people have or blaming you for however fucked things are]

Janis: [we know you’re both so about it, as are we about what you just said because we’re fully trying not to die ‘you’re the only dickhead who can talk to me like that you know’]

Casey: [‘be the last thing any other twat who tried it would do, gutted if they ain’t worked that out for themselves yet, like’ because so serious that yeah, we might not put you on a pedestal but nobody else is allowed to run you down ever thank you]

Janis: [‘you’re hot’ no lies]

Casey: [could not be doing more, as usual, to show her how hot we think she is, but ‘what?’ cos we want her to repeat it and thus really feel it while we’re also GOING IN on her throat how he likes to do]

Janis: [the GASP and struggling to get our words out coherently but simply must oblige ‘it’s hot because you know you don’t need to, you just want to’ because not a damsel in distress type which makes us appreciate it even more ‘cos who else is clocking it]

Casey: [his own GASP because he’ll as equally never be over how this throat kink makes either of you react or how quickly and easily she obliges to things and how that makes you both react too ‘I really want to’ with all the indecent physical and verbal emphasis on something he didn’t need to say in the first place cos so obvious]

Janis: [mirroring what you can on his throat because we must ‘this part, I need’ again, obvious but we have to be the most extra and indecent about it ‘take care of me’ pressing harder like copy me please]

Casey: [moaning as indecently as what she’s doing will allow cos gotta and ofc he has to copy her too without needing to be verbally told]

Janis: [likewise doing the most to get ‘you’re hot’ out repeatedly, because of and in spite of the obvious struggle this will be]

Casey: [‘fuck it, you’re perfect’ like I was wrong and I take it back because really feel it in this moment and likewise have to force the words out for the same reasons]

Janis: [doing the biggest smile ever and straining to kiss you because the way you’re choking each other would make that difficult hence we must rather than simply stopping]

Casey: [we all know he’s 100% on the same page about this as per]

Janis: [giving the door energy by the way we’re pushing you away whilst straining to reach you]

Casey: [we love to see a throwback, he’s lowkey almost fully lifting her out of this bath by the throat whilst using his body keep her in and against the side/back of it, it’s very that vibe]

Janis: [it’s the blatant way we’re so about it, taking one hand from your throat to touch ourselves because necessary]

Casey: [what I love most of all about it is the amount of trust she has in him and that she knows he won’t hurt her even without him having to be RIDICULOUSLY soft and gentle always to prove she’s safe, because that’s very Jimothy’s vibe god bless him, can’t ever be too rough in any circumstance because we’re not our father or brother and we simply never will be]

Janis: [mhmm it’s the key big difference and it’s v important]

Casey: [it really is and I will never be over it, nor will this boy right here]

Janis: [gonna have to eventually let you reach him so you’re lowkey crashing your faces together in such a ridiculously aggressive makeout]

Casey: [it’s super necessary, if she wasn’t already pregnant she would be after how hardcore this boy is going during said makeout, this less sketchy hotel and its guests are gonna be annoyed at y’all]

Janis: [we simply do not care, I am so sorry, please try again later lmao, just taking the time in this sesh to remind him of every other time thus far like nbd lemme just recount every other time we’ve fucked]

Casey: [not soz that his only concern is giving her as many of the most intense orgasms she’s ever had as he possibly can, they aren’t even aware of their surroundings remotely, make your complaints if you like huns this is yet another place jc aren’t returning to so, the way he’d be DYING at every single reminder is iconic and of course he’d have to join in, that’s just facts]

Janis: [never not being the loudest bitches you know with all of it, not soz ever ‘is it weird if I wanna know about the first time you ever cum thinking about me?’]

Casey: [like, the bath will be getting cold around them and they won’t notice for the longest time so peeps in other rooms really don’t rank as a concern, even the bath water won’t because he’ll lift her out and carry on the sesh on the floor without any pause, just who he is, same as he’ll immediately tell her whenever that was in all the detail even though it should be weird because I’m sure you’re 12 because the crush didn’t take long to form, because no shame here]

Janis: [love a feral floor moment and we’re likewise not shaming or being shamed by being about it ‘you really have liked me forever’]

Casey: [‘tell me yours’ because obvs not expecting it to be as long ago but still want it whenever it was]

Janis: [it’ll be longer ago than you think anyway because we know you struggled with those confusing feelings there for a sec, even if no one else ever did]

Casey: [‘fuck’ with the most feeling it’s ever been said because ofc there’s been a vibe for a minute and you’ve both known that for longer than you’ve been openly acknowledging it the way you did on the day of icecubegate but hearing how long ago it actually started for her would still have him SHOOK to his CORE]

Janis: [we’re all shooketh here honey ‘I don’t think I’ve even admitted that to myself before’ like truly, but pretending it was one of those awkward intrusive thought moments or whatever but we all know]

Casey: [this boy here dying in every possible sense about it ‘not my birthday for ages’ because CAN’T COPE it really is a gift you’ve given us here gal, I’m also screaming crying perfect storm about how his 22nd bday is looming but that’s a whole other thing]

Janis: [at least in this one we aren’t accidentally ruining your bday with our baby news so that’s something even though it won’t be amazing lol; but seriously we’re so gone as if we’ve surprised ourselves with this bombshell ‘cos kinda ‘hope you ain’t saying I should’ve waited’ like hey, we’re both adults now]

Casey: [a lol and a grin as he carries her to the bed to carry on this feral sesh because what we’re saying is we simply MUST after hearing that ended us like I’m gonna hurt you if we stay on this floor being this extra]

Janis: [hugging you so hard right now because emotionally overwhelmed with the rest now]

Casey: [once again hooking up with a level of intensity only y’all can successfully manage to keep bringing to it, telling her he loves her until it’s not words that make sense]

Janis: [just do a little cry because what else can you in response to everything]

Casey: [we all remember from the OG how into her crying he is so that’d be BLATANT in every way possible]

Janis: [the perfect storm of !! and 😍 like damn okay]

Casey: [this boy absolutely just kissing anywhere on her face a tear has or might have been like it’s his job, don’t mind him]

Janis: [now we’re just cry laughing here because still overwhelmed, still into it, but you’re adorable and we love you]

Casey: [‘bloody rude’ how good she looks when she’s crying, how cute her laugh is, how both of those things make him feel, all of it]

Janis: [the least sorry ‘sorry’ of all time about it ‘how you make me feel’ like maybe you should apologise]

Casey: [when you have to tickle her a little bit even though her laugh makes you die because you just gotta ‘you won’t catch us saying it’ cos we’re not even the fakest of fake sorry and can’t be]

Janis: [tickle fight like you’re gonna get him to say it back here but you just wanna touch him in every way you possibly can rn]

Casey: [‘you’re the only person does that’ cos brothers don’t tend to tickle each other on the regs, esp the brothers you have, and I can’t imagine your random hook ups are doing it to you either]

Janis: [‘is that weird?’ like is it okay or do you not like it]

Casey: [‘nowt you do is weird’ because it isn’t even things like this which we clearly aren’t used to ‘all just feels proper to me’]

Janis: [‘I never feel like I’m second guessing you’ because the way y’all just do things without hesitating and it always lands is impressive]

Casey: [‘would’ve only been very start of knowing me when you were, maybe’ cos y’all really have had this connection for such a long time and it was basically that quick cos of how alike you are]

Janis: [‘yeah, when you wanted me shot of’ ‘cos what a time and how long ago all that is now]

Casey: [‘never have been top at handling not getting what I want’ because we all know he never wanted rid of you gal and that was the problem]

Janis: [‘none of us had a handle on anything really’ ‘cos I assume by now you know we were fake dating but clearly not for that whole period so JJ were also a mess]

Casey: [‘Libi’s volume control takes the prize’ cos remember when she used to shout and it was adorable]

Janis: [just loling like oh girl ‘see, they’re a bit less annoying now’ 🤏 like admit it]

Casey: [a look like when because even when they’re apart they annoy him because of being extra about it, shaking his head like no no]

Janis: [😏 like so mean ‘quieter, then’]

Casey: [the same look like when because if it’s not Bobby charging about not realising how loud he is it’s Libi in Janis’ grill asking something always or movies blaring or them always making their own and filming everything etc etc]

Janis: [just making a noise like okay okay because we know what that look is saying]

Casey: [@ this bub ‘if you’re in there, do yourself and me a favour an’ all and don’t take after either of that pair’ full shade to bibi soz guys]

Janis: [‘you want her to be trouble or what?’ like they’re easy, give ‘em that]

Casey: [‘don’t matter if she is for everybody else, she’ll behave good as gold for us’ love your shameless daddy energy, it’s true though, there’s no way these kids wouldn’t be the biggest daddy’s girls ever especially when they’re little, @ this bub again in a whisper ‘don’t worry anyway, I’ll love you even when you’re a massive dickhead, just like I do your mum’ cos what we said about no pedestals, like haha I know it’s the real tea we’re just telling her how good you’ll be to keep her on side]

Janis: [always melting when you talk to this baby, even if we’re giving it ‘charming’ like don’t mind me]

Casey: [‘really hope you are in there, little girl’ @ this bub as if it’s purely like I’ll feel such a tit if I’m talking to myself rn but actually just blurting it out because true feelings]

Janis: [‘one thing at a time’ because even though we don’t know how bad this conversation with Jimmy is gonna go, we know we can’t be throwing a potential baby into the mix, squeezing his hand like I know though]

Casey: [a sigh because he knows how much we’re running before we can walk here with this and has a good idea of how bad the convo could go even if he’s trying not to think about it]

Janis: [‘he won’t want it’ ‘cos we’re pretty sure, even if he wouldn’t say it so bluntly, just like that’s going to be another shit conversation to have]

Casey: [‘if he’s a twat about it, he’s not having it’ because again just how he feels about this, no shit dads required thank you]

Janis: [‘he’ll have a right’ like this is going to look so shit of us again, like we agreed to try and have a baby and then fucked your brother so it could be his, like yikes]

Casey: [‘he’ll have nowt he ain’t fit to have’ like yeah if he’s gonna actually step up and not be a flop otherwise bye]

Janis: [getting up from wherever y’all are sprawled on the bed to get some water]

Casey: [let her and don’t be the drama about it please because you’re right but also rude]

Janis: [just go take a minute girl, don’t get heated]

Casey: [you know her well enough to recognise it for what it is and why she needs it so, go ahead hun]

Janis: [when you still suck at calming down yourself lmao, god bless]

Casey: [give it a sec before you go to her and wrap your arms around her lightly]

Janis: [‘it’s not that simple’ as if there hasn’t been a gap between that convo and you walking away]

Casey: [‘I never said it were’ because we know it’s a complicated and messy situation ‘you heard what I did’ like I said what I said though]

Janis: [‘yeah, acting like it is’ like I did and that’s my point]

Casey: [‘nah, it’s you acting like ‘cause you fucked up he deserves a free pass’]

Janis: [‘I ain’t gonna act like he might not have a point just ‘cos it’s not what I want, if I was him-‘ shrugging like I’d probably feel the same]

Casey: [‘nobody’s saying he ain’t got sod all to cry about, and he will do’ his own shrug ‘I said if he sorts his life he can be in hers, otherwise he’ll be pissing off out of it sooner rather than later, nothing easy about it, but it’s what it takes, be the same for me if my head was still as fucked’]

Janis: [just shaking our head and pushing out of this embrace ‘and how the fuck would that help me?’]

Casey: [‘it wouldn’t, but when’s the last time that bothered him?’ once again calling you an unhelpful flop jimothy ‘you’ll have me helping you, told you before you don’t need him’]

Janis: [‘and then what? He’s out the picture, it’s not gonna go like that’]

Casey: [‘I’ll keep him out if that’s how it needs to go’ sounds a bit like you’re gonna murder him sir but okay]

Janis: [‘it’s not up to you’ like leave it now]

Casey: [‘it’s up to him’ like no shit he’s the one who needs to not be a flop dad that’s what I’ve been saying this entire time]

Janis: [‘I’m the one who gets to make that call, is the point’]

Casey: [‘I get it, you want my help but not my opinion’ like okay then that told me I know exactly where I stand now]

Janis: [‘no, that’s not what I said’ and a look like OR what I meant before you say that ‘just don’t tell me what to do, alright’]

Casey: [‘don’t turn what I’m trying to do into that’ cos you know damn well what his intentions are here and it isn’t to tell you what to do even though I get why you feel that way gal]

Janis: [‘this is all just hypothetical bullshit anyway so why are we bothering?’ walking into the bathroom to put some space and do something distracting like wash your face or whatever]

Casey: [here in your doorway ‘tomorrow’s actually happening is why’ softer because we both know that’s what y’all are really stressed about and how much you’re dreading it]

Janis: [just nodding because it is we know ‘him hating me don’t determine any of the rest, that’s all’]

Casey: [‘he isn’t gonna hate you’ said not to make you feel any better hun but because he knows Jimothy and that he’ll be hating and blaming himself for all this, horrible as it is those are the facts, which is why him needing to sort his head out is the hill Casey is willing to die on atm and he won’t shut up about it, baby or no baby]

Janis: [‘neither of us has a leg to stand on, no moral high ground’ shrugging ‘it’s not an ideal world and no use preaching like it is’]

Casey: [‘I never have had, still had my front row seat’ like I know what I know regardless of my own mistakes]

Janis: [‘I’m not only letting him be involved if he’s perfect, simple as that, I’m not gonna delude myself on it for what, like?’]

Casey: [‘he’s the only one who reckons perfect’s something anybody’s capable of’ because true, we’re not saying he has to be]

Janis: [‘then there’s nowt left to discuss’]

Casey: [pushing himself off this door frame and heading back into the bedroom again like alright then]

Janis: [take as long as you can so you actually have a moment to y’alls self here, brush your teeth, whatever, before coming through again and sitting back down on the bed]

Casey: [meanwhile he was probably channel surfing on this hotel tv, bet you wish you’d brought your phone with you now don’t you, boy]

Janis: [‘hey’ actually getting in the bed and thus closer than we were when we first sat down]

Casey: [stopping his mindless flicking through of channels but not saying anything back]

Janis: [‘it’s just tomorrow, like you said’]

Casey: [‘me who said it’ like yeah, I know]

Janis: [‘it’s only gonna get worse’ like yeah, more bad news for you but in a trying to make light of it kind of way]

Casey: [‘be right back in my comfort zone when it has’ in a similar way of oh yay because he’s always the one making shit worse that’s his role in this fam]

Janis: [‘we both knew it was coming, he doesn’t yet so’ shrug like we’ve all got to deal with our role in this]

Casey: [a nod because yep that’s the reality here there’s no getting away from it]

Janis: [‘there isn’t a way I can do this part and it not be shit’ meaning the right now between you two ‘I either leave now or we’re just delaying the inevitable, neither is nice’]

Casey: [‘don’t leave now’ with too much feeling because these boys and their abandonment issues]

Janis: [‘you’ll need the car’ but with more feeling than that portrays because obviously we weren’t going to unless this got to a stupid level of you two really arguing or whatever]

Casey: [‘just not yet, alright, I don’t care if it’s inevitable by tomorrow’ again lowkey too frantic that you can’t leave because can’t deal]

Janis: [‘that’s tomorrow’ like I don’t want to either and am not, it’s okay]

Casey: [holding onto her like what she actually said was soz but I gotta go rn immediately because too many emotions]

Janis: [just squeezing you as tightly as we can so you feel it, the weight of us and the fact we’re actively interacting and here, just murmuring soothing things amidst sorrys]

Casey: [‘I don’t wanna be him’ meaning the kind of dickhead who tells you what to do or gets mad at you if you don’t do what we say/want but we might as well just be saying Ian actually because tea isn’t it]

Janis: [‘you aren’t’ ‘cos really ‘it’s just a clusterfuck and none of us know what we’re talking about’ like none of us have had the time or experience to work out what is right or wrong or anything here]

Casey: [forcing himself to take a deep breath because we know deep down what she just said is truer than whatever he’s thinking rn which is purely just !!]

Janis: [‘I was being a dickhead’ but not in a woe is me type of way just like you dealt with that really well, you don’t need to freak out kind of affirmation energy ‘it’s cool, yeah’]

Casey: [burying his head in her chest and listening to her heart because can already tell you’re not freaking out so that’s calming]

Janis: [just getting you both more settled and comfortable in this bed ‘it’s bedtime’ like see, not time to be going anywhere, time to cuddle]

Casey: [just cuddle until you actually calm down fully and she can feel that tension leaving your body]

Janis: [both of you do another deep breath and chill ‘I love you, yeah’]

Casey: [‘It’s a real pisstake I don’t hate him’ because don’t and can’t fully hate Jimothy and that’s the issue here, so quiet that you wouldn’t hear it if y’all weren’t as close as you are]

Janis: [‘yeah’ because we equally know and it’s a mutual feeling at this moment in time because we all know how easy it would be if either of you did ‘or if he’d do you the favour of proper hating you’ because likewise know he does not, even if he has likewise not been an amazing brother like you haven’t]

Casey: [‘might do once he knows about all this’ because we all know if he was gonna blame someone other than himself it’d be Casey entirely and not Janis even a little bit]

Janis: [just shake your head like no no]

Casey: [holding her head in his hands and just looking at her, doing the big blinks he’s gotta do cos can’t cry]

Janis: [‘I wouldn’t let him, I’d make sure he knew what happened, really’ like you don’t have to be scared, like I don’t know if you could really stop him if he wanted to girl, but I get what you’re saying, you wouldn’t just let Casey take that blame without spilling the true tea, just kissing his eyelids gently when he has them closed because hand holding]

Casey: [‘I love you’ because he does so much, especially because everybody else in his entire life is too willing to let him take any and all blame to the point that he’s just accepted he has to and there’s no changing anyone’s mind ever]

Janis: [‘I love you too, boy’ kissing your whole face with the same comforting mood ‘and I do hear you an’ all, honestly’ because not about how dismissive we had to sound for that entire non-convo you were trying to have lads]

Casey: [‘it takes more than you getting a bit mardy to put us off looking out for you’ like girl you know that cos always has and always will honey, we all remember the mr Lucas era vibes, and that’s all he’s trying to do in this baby era is protect you both so]

Janis: [looking like yeah but ‘I don’t want you to reckon that’s all you are for, all I want you around for, though’]

Casey: [‘don’t have to, wanna, you said it’ because she did earlier and tis true ‘nobody knows better than me you can look after yourself, you have been this dickhead an’ all and it don’t get no harder than that’ cos at times we really do feel like it’s been a thankless task everything this gal does and tries to do for us]

Janis: [‘it’s just what you do for the people you love’ because simple as that really, we don’t think we’ve done anything incredible or whatever]

Casey: [‘it’s what you do, must be why I never wanted no other lass to love me’ because we do think you love incredibly and unlike anyone else we’ve ever known and we’re gonna say so]

Janis: [all the emotions are being felt right now and all we can do is just look at you like !!]

Casey: [just kiss her like !! while keeping the eye contact like weirdos]

Janis: [simply must when you don’t know how to verbalise how much he means to you right now so you’re just acting like you can get it across with your eyes and an intense kiss]

Casey: [saying ‘it’s mutual’ when he can get the words out because we know what you’re trying to do and it is, plus the throwback of saying that]

Janis: [‘nerd’ with the biggest heart eyes about it]

Casey: [shushing her but it’s always in a really hot way]

Janis: [shhing but pouting about it like what if I don’t wanna]

Casey: [gotta get that pouty lip always]

Janis: [the kind of position so you’re sitting on his lap despite being laid down vibes]

Casey: [why do I feel like she put a top on during y’all’s argument and he’s gotta take it off now, that’s too real]

Janis: [you can’t really argue naked, you’d feel a fool, so yes, real]

Casey: [shamelessly trying to kiss or touch every mark he has made on her body since this roadtrip began as he uncovers them by pulling this top off but without trying to move from the position you’re both in]

Janis: [wanting to take this all in and savour it but knowing he’ll know that’s what you’re doing so you’re in a quandary, deciding you can make some fresh marks on him at least and starting on his neck because just the easiest and most obvious place to start]

Casey: [the NOISE because he wasn’t expecting her to, he was obvs expecting her to just be reacting to his extraness and all the reminders herself]

Janis: [who do you think we are boy, only encouraging us to go harder/work our way lower]

Casey: [when you’re so focused on tomorrow you’re like the marks are the marks there will be no more, clearly, LOL, but boy you’re wrong and buzzing about it, touching himself because he hasn’t done that as much as she has and that’s a tragedy frankly for how hot af it is, breathing heavily onto the skin of her neck as he does but making no other contact yet with his own mouth]

Janis: [our reaction letting you know how hot we think that is, taking our excuse to lick, suck and then bite your nips because have not and obviously must rectify that immediately]

Casey: [her name escaping like a moan as he inevitably goes harder in response to her reaction and everything she’s doing, pressing his forehead into her neck and shoulder nuzzling it as he moves because he’s obvs stayed that close, his teeth lightly grazing her pulse and his lips brushing against her skin as he asks a feral question ‘how was I fucking you in your head when he weren’t nowhere close to making you cum?’ Dragging jimothy and this baby making hookup to absolute filth but where’s the lie truly and it makes sense you’d wanna know despite it not being the last to go with the first time you did it thinking of each other that you overshared earlier given everything you’ve talked and thought about today and during your domestic, but for me it’s him not even giving her a chance to answer remotely before he’s like ‘like this?’ positioning himself stood next to this bed as if he was fucking her from there whilst she’s lying in it as if in the midst of a jj hookup, not actually yet though, still just touching himself and being hot cos wanna know if we’re right lol]

Janis: [the way we’re LOOKING at you, unable to speak just so blatantly turned on and overwhelmed by you and everything you are saying and doing ‘how did you know?’ So hoarse and barely audible still despite how many times we swallowed to try and get our words out]

Casey: [‘we both know what you need’ likewise said in the hottest way imaginable rn because he’s dying as much as she is ‘come and get it off me’ with the same energy as the very first time when they were dry humping each other and she said what she said to kickstart everything happening]

Janis: [the way we come at you being enough to knock you off your feet low-key because that intense but we’re holding onto you so it isn’t happening, pushing you so you end up between the bed and the bedside drawers purely by chance because we aren’t making any attempt to be anything but entirely feral with our response ‘this is all I need’]

Casey: [you can’t fall over sir that’s neither the mood or the move because gotta be as extra IMMEDIATELY or who is he lol being all ‘that’s it, baby’ as he does the most to give her what she needs like it’s the first time or a thousand years since y’all were this feral, which is why we all know this is gonna become a sesh of y’all hooking up in as many positions imaginable that include him standing there and her on this hotel bed]

Janis: [‘you have no right being this hot’ because excuse us ‘how could I not want you’]

Casey: [‘it’s your fault I’m this anything’ because it is, dying here because of her as usual]

Janis: [‘I can take that blame’ switching up the position however we see fit]

Casey: [‘your head we’re in, nothing to do with me’ as if she really is imagining all of this during the boring JJ hookup that we already dragged him to filth about]

Janis: [raising a brow like yeah? ‘Then we can do exactly what I want… no repercussions’]

Casey: [‘whatever you think up, I’m here to do’ because hard yes obvs]

Janis: [closing our eyes and trying to put ourselves back into that headspace and moment for the first time clearly ‘where even were you?’]

Casey: [kissing her eyelids however he’s gotta move to make that happen because it simply must and likewise her temple like right here is the answer to that because it’s better than whatever the real answer would be and is also true]

Janis: [‘it’s a good thing you weren’t really home’ opening your eyes to look at him, as you move away so you’re sitting beside him how you would on the sofa or something ‘or I’d have had to come see you’]

Casey: [a LOOK like oh really ‘how bad could that be?’ because who is he if not challenging you to do the most at any and all times]

Janis: [‘have you forgotten what that’s like already?’ shaking our head like oh boy as we recline and put our feet on you like okay, you can rub them and that’s it]

Casey: [do, of course, as indecently as he did the first time]

Janis: [when this time you’re naked and can be as reactive as you wanna be though, casually an obscene show in front of you boy but just keeping you at a distance with our legs outstretched]

Casey: [a hot move whereby her feet end up on his shoulders because can’t not make a casually obscene show even more feral or have any distance between y’all at any point ever]

Janis: [‘I think you’re forgetting we had an audience’ and showing how you’re forgetting that yourself by low-key choking him by wrapping your thighs around his neck for a hot sec after that hot move because you can’t not]

Casey: [‘what, you don’t reckon we can get away with this an’ all?’ because remembering how much you really did at the time ‘how about if I-?’ putting his hand tightly over her mouth]

Janis: [all the EYE CONTACT ‘cos that’s all you can do beyond the vibrations of the noises you can’t make on his palm]

Casey: [taking it as a YES and really just initiating yet another intense af hookup whilst returning the EYE CONTACT]

Janis: [just here folded in half like a pretzel, casual, still attempting to carry on with the conceit that you could in any way get away with this by doing the most to not make loads of noise he has to block]

Casey: [thank god you are a fit and flexible hun, nobody has a bigger head than this boy for thinking he can get away with anything ever when he’s incapable of not making loads of noise, god loves a trier though]

Janis: [moving as if you’re trying to help him stfu but really you’re making it worse in the best way]

Casey: [that eye contact really is !! rn, I love how we’re shamelessly ignoring the noise of your bodies because of how hard this boy is going at this atm]

Janis: [like sex in itself is v loud, especially the way y’all are doing it, and Libi is not deaf but you know, pretend any of this was viable because you can]

Casey: [almost adorable how hard he’s also trying yet still failing not to be making all the noise ever from his mouth]

Janis: [the EYE CONTACT is just HEART EYES at this point because it’s the sweetest and we love it, just nodding our head at you, whether we mean you can do it or just lose it is obviously up for debate because cannot clarify]

Casey: [taking it as encouragement he can do this cos y’all love a challenge and it really is]

Janis: [drawing hearts on your chest, getting more feral with it as we go]

Casey: [moving his hand and kissing her as if that will remotely shhh either of you when you’re being this feral and the kisses alone will be so loud]

Janis: [the way all the ILYs and names are just spilling out the second they can, not stopping even whilst we kiss you so insanely]

Casey: [at least once she does you can too sir cos CLEARLY dying to lose it completely and utterly here]

Janis: [they’re not actually here today lads, you can, you did very well, can now take the time to tell you how badly we wanted it on the actual icecubegate day]

Casey: [likewise even though it was v obvious and you don’t actually have to tell her, I’m honestly beyond proud of you if you didn’t get really drunk and/or high and try to tell her during the short lived gf era cos that’s what you do boy, so tell her now in every possible way]

Janis: [we were all trying to pretend that was more of a moment than it was, would’ve been that close to doing it ourself but we decided to do a 180 and go all in with the baby idea instead… honestly not the move but still, we’re here now]

Casey: [mhmm, too real]

Janis: [we’re out here just telling and showing everything we wanted and wish we had done rn]

Casey: [both of you can live your best lives doing that until you exhaust yourselves and crash, it’s been the entire energy of this roadtrip so it tracks for it to be coming to an end like that]

Janis: [it’s the only way you’re getting any sleep tonight so yep, has to be done]

Casey: [and you do need some sleep lads cos big day ahead]

Janis: [first up gotta go get that pup, which you can focus all your energy on like you have nothing else you then have to do today lol]

Casey: [they’re in survival mode, save them Chubby, we probs can’t put off actually doing the Jimothy stuff any longer since we know the vibe of your car ride back, RIP me]

Janis: [the dual urges to speed back because this is so uncomfortable but to also stop and refuse because back is going to be worse, fun times lol]

Casey: [and you could equally try and rush back for the dog or make lots of stops for him so as excuses go, he’s really no help haha]

Janis: [at least when you do get back, you have an excuse to not be in the house to go give him a proper walk, boy]

Casey: [soz that you are gonna have to leave JJ to this even though you really don’t wanna so yeah, please do go and do that]

Janis: [we know it’s all you’re gonna be thinking about but you rolling up in with a dog is going to be beyond distracting from the actual point and we have to do this now or never, just like ‘I’ll call you’ whenever it is time, as you chuck his phone at him you’ve just ran and got from the house]

Casey: [least we can post this one before it hits 30 pages for once cos you know she’s gonna get straight in with that and it’ll have to be its own convo]

Janis: [here we go]

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