#but the book people are biiiiiig mad about so much

[navree]

I’m about to start the dragon show bc my bff has been begging me to and I finally agreed. Current plan is to not interact with any of the fandom ever 😌

smartest choice ever, do not interact with the fandom. avoid the fandom at all cost. assume that there is no fandom and any supplementary material was spontaneously splooshed into existence out of nowhere like the monkey king. watch the dragon show and behold how it oscillates between extraordinarily good cgi and moments that remind me of that atrocious earthsea miniseries. and also appreciate every single moment ramin djawadi decided to make the score go harder than it has any right to be.

[lucifer-kane]

Long post with all those damn questions, For Luca! 

1. What is their gender?: transmasc but also ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2. What is their sexuality?: bi

3. What is the meaning behind their name? Do they have any nicknames?: Not really a meaning to him, just he saw a name and was like ‘mine now’. Nicknames range from “Lu” to “Shit head” Depending who it is

4. Do they have any siblings? How many? Are they older or younger?  Which sibling are they the closest with?: One sister! She’s younger and they’re pretty close, the void kinda fucked that up but they reconnected 

5. What’s their relationship with their parents like? What about other relatives?: Very close with his parents, they’re not all that close with more distant family.

6. What would they give their life for?: Real talk? Fuck the void up so no one else can get hurt because of it 

7. Are they in a romantic relationship? With who? How did they meet?: Depending what verse, it’s Ron mainly, the Big Husband. Then the “Self Care” one is the big ot4 of him with Ron/Jack/Sammy and it’s real good stuff  But sticking with Ron, they met because Luca spent so much damn time at the lake after he got thrown out of the void because it was kind of a peaceful spot, he loves it there. 

8. What do they believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?: He’s not super sure at this point, and it scares him just a bit 

9. What is their favorite color? Favorite animal?: Deep green, Ferret 

10. What are some of their talents/skills?: Art mostly, really good at fishing in all honesty. 

11. If they could make a mark on history, what would they like it to be?: Making King Falls not be Like That all the time, helping make it a more comfortable place to live for anyone. 

12. How old are they? When is their birthday?: 35/37 Feb 14th

13. What do they do for fun?: Draw, nap by the lake, read, rollerblade 

14. What is their favorite food? How often do they get to eat it?: Ron makes really good chicken fried steak and he will eat it as much as Ron will make it 

15. What was something their parents taught them?: Mom: Sewing Dad: Fishing

16. Are they religious?: Nah, more agnostic than anything else 

17. Where were they born?: Biiiiiig Pine 

18. What languages can they speak? Where did they learn these languages?: Mostly English, some Polish (moms side of the family)

19. What is their occupation?: Freelancer 

20. Do they have any titles? How did they earn them?: None 

Personality:

21. What is their favorite thing about their personality?: How nice he can be

22. What is their least favorite thing about their personality?: Silent anger

23. Do they get lonely easily?: Very much so

24. Do you know their MBTI type?: Not At All

25. What is their biggest flaw?: He’ll shut down if mad, will run off to do something without telling anyone first 

26. Are they aware of their flaws?: 100% 

27. What is their biggest strength?: The ability to admit he was wrong

28. Are they aware of their strengths?: Yes

29. How would they describe their own personality?: Timid, talkative when someone gets to know him, funny, kind

30. When frightened, will they resort to “fight” or “flight”?: Fight! Fight! Fight. Has punched Frickard more than once

31. Does this character ever put somebody else’s needs before their own? Who do they do this for? How often do they do this?: Absolutely, and constantly. First it was Ron for a couple reasons, but Jack is the biggest 

32. What is their self esteem like?: Eh? Could be better, but not the worse really

33. What is their biggest fear? How would they react to having to face it?: Going back into the void / he goes back in there to save his friend

34. How easily do they trust others with their secrets? With their lives?: Secrets: Depends how close they are. Life: They gotta be close as hell 

35. What is the easiest way to annoy them?: Ask them about the void really

36. What is their sense of humor like? Give an example of a joke they would find humorous.: Dark humor, uses it mostly as a front 

37. How easy is it for them to say “I love you”? Do they say it without meaning it?: Very easy! Never said without meaning 

38. What do others admire most about their personality?: Energetic, but will chill if others aren’t wanting to deal with it

39. What does their happily ever after look like?: A comfortable life, stability. 

40. Who do they trust most? Is that trust mutual?: Ron mostly, 100% mutual. 

Physical Profile:

41. What does their laugh sound like? Do they snort when they laugh? How often do they laugh?: So many snorts, it’s loud and happy, they laugh a lot more often now 

42. What is their favorite thing about their physical appearance?: Hair! Hair! Hair! 

43. What is their least favorite thing about their physical appearance?: Weirdly short torso?? idk really 

44. Do they have any scars? If so, what are the stories behind those scars?: A few, most from void weirdness

45. How would they describe their own appearance?: Not tall, not short, stocky

46. How easily can they express emotions? How easily can they hide emotions?: Expressing post void was a little hard, emotions for the first little while just showed without him wanting them to. Same with hiding

47.  What’s their pain tolerance like?: Pretty high really 

48. Do they have any tattoos? What are the stories behind those tattoos?: A few (not fleshed out) 

49. Do they have any piercings?: ears/belly button 

50. How would you describe their style of clothing? How would they describe their style of clothing?: Comfortable for both. 

51. What is their height? Weight?: 5′8 / ????

52. What is their body type? Are they muscular, chubby, skinny, etc?: chubby/broad shoulders 

53. What is their hair color? Eye color? Skin tone?: Hair: white/reddish brown Eyes: Hazel Skin tone: White/Tanned

54. What is their current hairstyle? What have been some of their past hairstyles? Which was their favorite hairstyle?: Shaved at the sides/long at the top, it’s been that way since basically forever 

55. What is their alcohol tolerance like? What kind of drunk are they? How bad are their hangovers?: Quite high, giggily drunk, not that bad really 

56. What do they smell like? Why do they smell like this? (Is it the things they’re around or a perfume they wear?): Pine-y? Like the earth and dirt but not in a bad way. 

57. How do they feel about sex? Are they a virgin?: It’s fun! He likes it. definitely not 

58. What is their most noticeable physical attribute?: Strong Arms

59. What does their resting face look like? Do they have RBF?: Tired more than anything

60. Describe the way they sleep.: Tosses and turns a lot, loves sleeping on his stomach if alone. If with someone(s), loves being cuddled up

Environment:

61. Which season is their favorite season?: Fall! 

62. Have they ever been betrayed? How did it affect their ability to trust others?: Eh, not really

63. What is always guaranteed to make them smile?: Friends, a good joke

64. Do they get cold easily? Do they get overheated easily?: Cold real easily, can almost never get warm

65. What’s their immune system like? Do they get sick often? How do they react to getting sick?: Shockingly good immune system, is grumpy when sick

66. Where do they live? Do they like it there?: King Falls is nice, he could like a warmer climate, but likes the size of the town

67. Is their bedroom messy? What about their bathroom? Kitchen? Living room?: He’s actually really neat, gets anxious if things are messy 

68. How did their environment growing up affect their personality?: I don’t think it really did??

69. How did the people in their environment growing up affect their personality?: Not as much as some would think

70. How do they feel about animals? Do they have any pets?: Loves animals! Has a dog! 

71. How are they with children? Do they have any? Do they want any?: Loves kids so much, will have 2

72.  Would they rather have stability or comfort?: Stability 

73. Do they prefer the indoors or outdoors?: Outdoors

74. What weather is their favorite? Do they like storms?: Warm but not too hot, not a fan of storms 

75. If given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?: So many doodles 

76. How organized are they?: SUPER organized, helped Ron get the bait shop more organized 

77. What is their most prized possession?: A lil art book from his grandfather 

78. Who do they consider to be their best friend?: Hard to say, he’s close with a few other sonas, loves them SO much, he can’t just pick one person 

79. What is their economic situation?: Could be better, but comfortable 

80. Are they a morning person or a night owl?: Night owl all the damn way

Miscellaneous:

81. Are they bothered by the sight of blood?: Nah, he was going to be a doctor 

82. What is their handwriting like?: Could be better 

83. Can they swim? How well? Do they like to swim?: Good swimmer! Not great, but good enough to swim in the lake

84. Which deadly sin do they represent best?: Envy (past) Wrath (current, more towards assholes in town) 

85. Do they believe in ghosts?: 100% (”Apparitions!”) 

86. How do they celebrate holidays? How do they celebrate birthdays?: Holidays are spent with friends and family, same with birthdays 

87. What is something they regret?: Leaving Jack even if it wasn’t in his control 

88. Do they have an accent?: Not really?? 

89. What is their D&D alignment? Neutral Good

90. Are they right or left handed?: Left! 

91. If they were a tweet, what tweet would they be?

92. Describe them as a John Mulaney gif.

93. What’s the most iconic line of dialogue they’ve ever said?: I.... really don’t think about this thing often alkjsfgrlkh “You know Harrison? The weird immortal bastard? I’m gonna go break into his house and steal some shit” 

Not really ~iconic~ but like Drunk Luca is just Time To Crime