#but the Finarfin just nerfs his idea like 'uh huh well would you like to tell the class what you did with them every day? yeah wear them.

[procrastinationonvacation]

This scene will not leave my mind so I’m inflicting it upon you instead.

So picture it, the Dagorlad has been won and everyone’s been brought back to life. The Noldor make their first unanimous decision ever and decide that the least amount of people will die if Finwe becomes king again. Except, when I said that everyone is alive I do mean Everyone, including Miriel.

So now the king has two wives. Which.... is a bit of a problem in a previously completely monogamous species. So now the Ainur and the rest of the ruling elves are pressuring Finwe to choose a wife permanently (and if everyone also happens to have an Opinion on which wife he should choose then that’s neither here nor there). But aside from the sheer dickishness of publicly preferring one wife over the other, Finwe literally cannot choose, because either choice will start a goddamm civil war.

Naturally, he (with input from his wives) makes a decision. They make a big deal of it, and more then half of Aman turns up to the announcement. Finwe, dressed in the most elaborate robes you have ever seen, steps up to the dais...... and takes off his crown. He announces that he is officially stepping down, but that he passes the crown to both his wives. He then informs the completely silent crowd that his last act as king will be to act as officiant to the surprise wedding that they are having Right Now.

And that is the story of how Queen Miriel and Queen Indis got crowned, married and flipped of the Valar in less than two hours.

You are a god.

I really dont know what else the valar expected to happen. Anyways despite some initial objections, Feanor eventually gets behind the wedding. He was *gonna* make rings but apparently his house is banned from jewelry for forever so he ends up aggresively throwing flower petals at people he doesn't like as the flower girl.

I love this take on Indis though, honestly she's amazing and no one tells the Valar, with all due respect, to suck it like she does. The new regime will have a long and successful rule, long live the Queens!!

also someone with art talent please get on this.

Thanks HC!! Have an awesome day <3