#but that's the universal queer dream innit

[qinghe-s]

After the third bow, after finally having their lives put properly in place — here, in the mountains of Gusu where it matters, if not in the wider set of the world — after having whispered husband against a warm mouth until sleep had claimed him, Lan Wangji finds every reason he can to say it again.

He goes to Caiyi and speaks to shopkeepers for the opportunity to say it’s for my husband. My husband will appreciate this. They are my husband’s favourite. Wrap it, please, it is a gift for my husband.

It causes gossip, he knows, but this is the sort of gossip he doesn’t mind. Each repetition is one less Yiling Laozu, one more Hanguang-jun’s husband, kept safe where the clouds come to rest until the cultivation world settles into something gentler. Something worthy of having his Wei Ying be part of it proper, not just for nighthunts and brief adventures with the juniors.

It also creates bonds Lan Wangji hasn’t had before. The man he buys liquor from asks two for your husband? each time he approaches the stall (and he could get more, make his trips less frequent, but then he wouldn’t get to have this; his marriage known and cared for in some small way by a stranger). The spice merchant puts bundles of ginger, chili, cassia in his basket, says your husband will like this! and Lan Wangji thanks her as much for the wares as for her words. 

And here, another reason to return often, to speak of Wei Ying with others: when they go together and stop by the stalls Lan Wangji frequents the merchants will smile and say ah, here’s the husband, finally! and the husband in question will laugh, and agree, and allow himself to be painted as belonging. In Gusu, in Caiyi, in Cloud Recesses.

Most importantly: with Lan Wangji.

It’s a thrill to think it, every time. To know that it is a fact that will never again be questioned and Lan Wangji keeps filling his mouth with the word husband over and over like an indulgence. There are many opportunities; every flash of red and black among the arid pavilions — excuse me, I see my husband. Before each meal; my husband is waiting for me.

Still, the sweetest thing: not to speak it but to hear it when his Wei Ying says Lan Zhan, come, come here, I want a kiss from my husband!

[a-dotrivenitupontop]

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name: anthony

sign: leo

height: honestly no idea i haven’t measured myself in years but i am ShortTM

time: almost 1pm

birthday: 10th august

favourite bands/artists: honestly i like whatever’s on but i do have a fondness for sufjan stevens taylor swift and baby queen so yeah

last movie: minions the rise of gru lol

last show: last one i finished was i am not okay with this and now im watching the umbrella academy

blog created: november 2020. i came in to witness the destiel chaos went ‘ok cool’ and stayed

what i post: whatever corresponds to my current hyperfixation

following: 400 something followers but following a couple thousand blogs my dash is an absolute wildcard

average sleep hours: probably five or six but that will definitely go up to 1797521468097522 this summer

last thing googled: the answer to semantle i think it was hard i got the closest one and then got stuck 😅

other blogs: none

ask frequency: sometimes

instruments: i tried piano when i was like 11 but that failed haha

what im wearing: school uniform :/

dream job: anything to do with broadway

dream trip: nyc and anywhere in india

nationality: bri’ish innit bruv

favourite song: again i just like whatever’s on you’ll know how much i like a song based off how hard i dance to it lol

last book read: i think it was called ‘the little book of pride’ and it was like a nonfiction book on queer history (i have a project i want to do about queer history stuff and i need to do research)

3 fictional universes: osemanverse because obviously, dpcu (danny pudi cinematic universe) because i want to go to greendale and play mythic quest and animal crossing new horizons

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name: i'm saying jimmy for this :P

sign: scorpio

height: like 172/173 cm or 5'8"/9" i'm not sure it was between the the last time i measured myself

time: 10:45 am

birthday: november 7

favourite bands/artists: there's so many i could say but let's go with green day (obviously) red hot chili peppers, nirvana, jimi hendrix, thelonius monster, ramones, x-ray spex, fugazi and germs (i kinda went a bit overboard here)

last movie: but i'm a cheerleader

last show: the big bang theory

when i created this blog: idk like a year or 2 ago? i had one before this that i had for a good while but i forgot the password to it :)

what i post: pure shite and sometimes gifs or other stuff of green day

last thing i googled: what's 172 cm in feet

other blogs: i have no other ones

do i get asks: sometimes, not a lot

following: 216 i thought it was more

average hours of sleep: between 4-9

instruments: guitar

what i'm wearing: insanely dirty football shorts and some old t-shirt that the designs gone on i'm pretty sure it used to be a tiger or something?

dream job: guitarist or theoretical physicist specifically studying quantum physics

dream trip: new zeland or australia

nationality: irish

favourite songs: i'll do my top 6 otherwise we'll be here all day. st jimmy- green day, castles made of sand- jimi hendrix, white braids and pillow chair AND right on time- chili peppers, very ape- nirvana, blood is thicker than water- thelonious monster

last book i read: i'm in the middle of reading the dark forest by Cixin Liu (if you like science fiction read the three body problem series by cixin liu it's so good!!)

3 fictional universes id live in: the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy (i liek to pretend that's real anyway) star wars but only if you get rid of all the side series that disney made cause i don't like them, i only like the movies and in the first It movie, i want to finish the job off properly for killing eddie in the second movie

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