#but that's the price of beauty ;)

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Fic Idea where Fiddleford helps Stan rebuild the portal, but Stan finds out that Fiddleford has a wife and he's like

"You have a WIFE?? That DIDN'T marry you to steal your car and money???? What are you DOING here???"

"Yeah, well.... She's better off thinking I'm dead somewhere....."

"A WIFE. That LOVES you. Get outta here and go explain yourself, Idiot!!"

"She and our son shouldn't have to deal with--"

"YOUR SON???!!?!!??"

Anyways, so Stan helps Fiddleford reach out and explain himself to his wife, but expresses that he wants to keep being in Gravity Falls, so his wife and kid go to live with them in The Shack instead.

Blah blah blah, bonding happens, Stan bags Fiddleford AND his wife and becomes a step dad, God bless 🙏

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)

[trans10s]

Victoria Price

[yeyinde]

i don't talk enough about Price's anger and how he probably has genuine, diagnosable issues with rage that absolutely impact almost all of his relationships in major ways. and i should probably change that asap.

[ohmygraves]

one time, soap was talking about how he saw a post about how a mole/beauty mark could be a spot where your lover would kiss you in your past life. i mean, it was so romantic that he started thinking if he had any.

that got price thinking about your beauty marks.

as someone he cherished in his life, you meant the world to him, and naturally he wants to show you how much you mean to him. at home, he'd kiss your exposed skin, paying extra attention to your lovely, beauty marks. he likes to think that he was the one who gave you these in your previous life, that he found you again in this life. those marks were a reminder on how much he cherished you, where he should kiss you to worship you, and perhaps to hopefully be a reminder that he'll find you again in your next life too.

on the nape of your neck, his lips pressing gently against the soft skin, his beard tickling you.

"you have a mole right here, sweetheart."

on the back of your hand, after he tenderly caressed his thumb over it.

"maybe i'll see one here too..."

below your collarbone.

"... or here..."

you giggled, reminding him that that's not how it works.

"well, a guy can surely hope, love."

maybe, he should leave some more too in other places, for the next incarnation of his life when he finds you.

[sofasoap]

CAPTAIN JOHN PRICE - BY @wombywoo

I am just absolutely blown away by @wombywoo 's brilliant talent and skills. Wayy beyond my expectations. I have no words.

Please go to their page to support their art and commission a piece of work if you are able to!! Or reblog (with credit!!)

Thank you so so so so so much for accepting my request 🥺🥺🥺

[atomic-chronoscaph]

A new boat! - Dian Parkinson, The Price is Right (1986)

[sclappin]

SHOP UPDATE!

The ill-advised Hamlet pins made about 5 or 6 years ago are currently on sale for $5.

I simply have too many of these things in my home. They have stayed with me, mostly unsold, through four separate moves. They're an awkward shape for storing in large quantities. Surely some of you must know a goth or an english major or a theater kid who thinks this is kind of funny.

For the love of god, please take these tiny Danish skeletons off my hands.

EDIT: SOLD OUT!

[hbma]

Reader (me) w/ Price and Soap:

Reader w/ Ghost and Gaz:

Imagining Johnny who has a bit of a staring problem. Reader who’s mildly intimidated by how his eyes are so blue. Tells him to put on some brown contacts. Johnnys now offended. Reader who likes to take jabs at Price and tells him the same thing.

Reader: “I don’t argue with men who have big brown eyes; like whatever you say pookie” *points to Simon and Kyle* “case in point: those two”

[sky-is-the-limit]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

[nakeddaisy21]

Come spank me 🥵🥵

[tojisun]

day ??? of trying to write that price x throat training but getting derailed by how soft he becomes :((

all crooning and outpouring petnames because more than anything, the fact that you're letting him use you is the biggest turn-on. it has him swelling under his sweats, chub filling up at every of your shy looks. it has him pinching your chin, thumb swiping over your mouth like he can't fathom how those pretty lips would be soon wrapped around his flesh.

christ.

"open up f'me, darlin'?" he asks, breaths turning ragged when you drop your jaw open, following his every quiet beckoning. he presses his thumb on the flat of your tongue, unable to hold himself back now that you've presented him the wetness that'd take all of him down.

and you would, wouldn't you? you'd swallow all of him, greedily and impatiently?

(of course, you would.)

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

[stayuntilthefoglifts]

Be asexual, do crimes.

[yoursweetheartanne]

Who likes girls with glasses?