#but that's the price of beauty ;)
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Fic Idea where Fiddleford helps Stan rebuild the portal, but Stan finds out that Fiddleford has a wife and he's like
"You have a WIFE?? That DIDN'T marry you to steal your car and money???? What are you DOING here???"
"Yeah, well.... She's better off thinking I'm dead somewhere....."
"A WIFE. That LOVES you. Get outta here and go explain yourself, Idiot!!"
"She and our son shouldn't have to deal with--"
"YOUR SON???!!?!!??"
Anyways, so Stan helps Fiddleford reach out and explain himself to his wife, but expresses that he wants to keep being in Gravity Falls, so his wife and kid go to live with them in The Shack instead.
Blah blah blah, bonding happens, Stan bags Fiddleford AND his wife and becomes a step dad, God bless 🙏
#I don't see enough of Fiddleford's wife ngl#i just want Stan to be loved#this fic idea has been in my mind for ages 🙏#LET THEM BE POLYAMOROUS AND IN LOVE!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!#Stan is such a poly bi-con TRUST 🙏#Stan and Fiddleford's wife help Fidds stop using the memory gun#Fiddleford and his wife help Stan feel loved#JUST HEAR ME OUT THEY COULD HAVE A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP#Tate gets 2 dads for the price of 0#cause in canon Fiddleford left when he was a baby and lost his mind so he didn't get any dads#let that kid grow up in an unbroken house hold 🙏#omg you know how in canon Tate works at the bait shop next to the lake#Stan would SO take Tate fishing#he would be such a good dad guys give him a chance😭#cole's talking#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan#fiddleford x stanley#fiddleford x fiddleford's wife x stanley#just hear me out guys 🙏#fiddleford's wife
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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)
#vincent price#the muppets#muppets#the muppet show#jim henson#fozzie#fozzie bear#uncle deadly#gonzo the great#i love this so much#he turns into such a kid around the muppets and i love it#such a beautiful man#inside and out#such a sexy gilf#bicon#bisexual#god#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#halloween#spooky
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Victoria Price
#Victoria Price#victoriaprice#trans#trans girl#trans woman#transgender#trans beauty#trans is beautiful#gurl
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i don't talk enough about Price's anger and how he probably has genuine, diagnosable issues with rage that absolutely impact almost all of his relationships in major ways. and i should probably change that asap.
#i just think angry characters (but ones with real/recognisable issues with management and control) are so interesting#anger is definitely my favourite emotion to explore and i need to do that more because Price's rage really is so understated#but its a thing of beauty
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one time, soap was talking about how he saw a post about how a mole/beauty mark could be a spot where your lover would kiss you in your past life. i mean, it was so romantic that he started thinking if he had any.
that got price thinking about your beauty marks.
as someone he cherished in his life, you meant the world to him, and naturally he wants to show you how much you mean to him. at home, he'd kiss your exposed skin, paying extra attention to your lovely, beauty marks. he likes to think that he was the one who gave you these in your previous life, that he found you again in this life. those marks were a reminder on how much he cherished you, where he should kiss you to worship you, and perhaps to hopefully be a reminder that he'll find you again in your next life too.
on the nape of your neck, his lips pressing gently against the soft skin, his beard tickling you.
"you have a mole right here, sweetheart."
on the back of your hand, after he tenderly caressed his thumb over it.
"maybe i'll see one here too..."
below your collarbone.
"... or here..."
you giggled, reminding him that that's not how it works.
"well, a guy can surely hope, love."
maybe, he should leave some more too in other places, for the next incarnation of his life when he finds you.
#i have an obsession with beauty marks i think#i dont know why#i have a lot on me#i surely want my faves to kiss them#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty headcanon#john price#cod headcanon#john price x reader#cod price#cod mwii#cod mw2#cod x reader#cod
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CAPTAIN JOHN PRICE - BY @wombywoo
I am just absolutely blown away by @wombywoo 's brilliant talent and skills. Wayy beyond my expectations. I have no words.
Please go to their page to support their art and commission a piece of work if you are able to!! Or reblog (with credit!!)
Thank you so so so so so much for accepting my request 🥺🥺🥺
#commission art#by wombywoo#captain john price#captain price#call of duty#this is is so beautiful#not my art#i am treasuring this forever#john price#captain johnathan price#johnathan price
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A new boat! - Dian Parkinson, The Price is Right (1986)
#dian parkinson gif#the price is right gif#80s game shows#80s model#80s tv series#barker's beauties#1980s#1986#gif#chronoscaph gif
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SHOP UPDATE!
The ill-advised Hamlet pins made about 5 or 6 years ago are currently on sale for $5.
I simply have too many of these things in my home. They have stayed with me, mostly unsold, through four separate moves. They're an awkward shape for storing in large quantities. Surely some of you must know a goth or an english major or a theater kid who thinks this is kind of funny.
For the love of god, please take these tiny Danish skeletons off my hands.
EDIT: SOLD OUT!
#my art#shop#hamlet#enamel pins#shakespeare#i was halfway through making a post joking about the amount of these i have in inventory and stopped#and turned to my beloved roommate teddy agaricandmoss and said 'i really need to get rid of the hamlets. its not even about money anymore.'#and immediately changed the price in my shop#i am selling six beautiful extremely ill white horses. they no longer recognize me as their father and are the burden pf my life.#talking shop
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Reader (me) w/ Price and Soap:
Reader w/ Ghost and Gaz:
Imagining Johnny who has a bit of a staring problem. Reader who’s mildly intimidated by how his eyes are so blue. Tells him to put on some brown contacts. Johnnys now offended. Reader who likes to take jabs at Price and tells him the same thing.
Reader: “I don’t argue with men who have big brown eyes; like whatever you say pookie” *points to Simon and Kyle* “case in point: those two”
#literally my thought whenever I see Johnny#don’t get me wrong his eyes are beautiful but still so blue#call of duty#simon ghost riley#call of duty x reader#simon riley#john price#captain john price#kyle gaz garrick#gaz#johhny soap mactavish#john soap mactavish#tf 141#tf 141 x reader#captain price#gaz x reader#simon ghost riley x reader
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OH MY FUCKING GOD.
#HE'S SO DKSOEKDKEOSKWKKSSM#fucking beautiful man#i need him to RUIN ME#phillip graves#warren kole#phillip graves smut#cod#call of duty#modern warfare#call of duty modern warfare#cod mw2#cod mwii#captain price#ghost#simon ghost riley#könig#task force 141#ghost smut#kyle gaz garrick
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The spooky atmosphere of Fall of the House of Usher (1960) // dir. Roger Corman
#vincent price#the fall of the house of usher#fall of the house of usher#house of usher#roderick usher#spooky#spooky season#spooky aesthetic#halloween#i love this movie#beautiful#horror#old horror movies#vintage#classic horror#roger corman#actor#movie#gif#gifs made by me#gifs#my gifs#bicon#tw flashing#cw flashing
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Come spank me 🥵🥵
#n00ds4sale#beauty#sell noods#dm for noods#noods for sale#dm for prices#content seller#selling#lets chat#pay for play#stonergirl#stonerbabe#premium content
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day ??? of trying to write that price x throat training but getting derailed by how soft he becomes :((
all crooning and outpouring petnames because more than anything, the fact that you're letting him use you is the biggest turn-on. it has him swelling under his sweats, chub filling up at every of your shy looks. it has him pinching your chin, thumb swiping over your mouth like he can't fathom how those pretty lips would be soon wrapped around his flesh.
christ.
"open up f'me, darlin'?" he asks, breaths turning ragged when you drop your jaw open, following his every quiet beckoning. he presses his thumb on the flat of your tongue, unable to hold himself back now that you've presented him the wetness that'd take all of him down.
and you would, wouldn't you? you'd swallow all of him, greedily and impatiently?
(of course, you would.)
#price x reader#john price x reader#john price smut#suns#tbh i got distracted bc my work crush praised me :/#said shit how i did so good today. well the actual words were so nonchalant - im just being a fool#''beautiful. you did so good today again k[name]. thank you so much for your help eh? any plans for tonight?''#like calm down sir i dont wanna lose my mind w u givin me validation n all
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Be asexual, do crimes.
#asexual#ace pride#acespec#ace community#asexuality#you are loved#you are worthy#you are beautiful#you are enough#you are not alone#be yourself#be your true self#be your best self#be your own inspiration#be your best you#self love#lgbtqia#lgbtq community#lgbt pride#pride#aroace#aspec#ace#ace price#stay until the fog lifts
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Nik admires John.
cw: possessive Nikolai; sexual content at the end.
Nik didn't much like festive parties. He wasn't a fan of Christmas anyway; a wanton celebration of capitalist greed, he had mumbled at John as they had shaved shoulder to shoulder in the hotel bathroom. John had chuckled in that low, gravelly way he did, blue eyes crinkling, and Nik had decided he would make love to him when they got back. Dressed like penguins - John's words - they had headed out into the cold night, hailing a black cab to take them to the more auspicious centre of London to an entirely different hotel. Nik had offered to purchase a suite there for the night but John had balked at the cost.
The dinner had been uneventful, with small talk and a few side glances in Nik's direction, and now they mingled around a marquee erected on the back of the hotel's gardens. A small oasis in the center of a city once choked with black smoke and industry. Nik might have admired the beautiful orangery or spent some time looking at the various art pieces in the reception hall, but he simply couldn't tear his eyes away from John.
He was, truly, magnificent.
His tailored suit fit him perfectly despite his earlier derision, from the flare of his broad shoulders to his narrow waist, the fall of his trousers hanging in well-cut, straight lines to a pair of Oxfords, buffed and polished to within an inch of their lives. Nik would expect nothing less.
John wore his dinner suit with an understated class. Not like the vacuum tight monstrosities some of the other officers were walking around in; pinched jackets around athletic waists, slim fit shirts, trousers like drainpipes, stretched so tightly that the crease down the front was invisible. They showed off a distasteful amount around the crotch, calf and thigh, in Nik's opinion; the material snagging and pulling in all the wrong places.
Why spend thousands on a suit just to look cheap? Coiffed hair, too-white teeth, synthetic, clingy fabrics; the earmarks of superficiality. Perhaps he was biased, but not a single one of those bleach-toothed smiles held a candle to the crinkled blue eyes and charmingly crooked grin of his captain.
Nik stayed at the edges of the party, propping up the bar for the most part. He watched John drift from group to group, ticking off the list of people he wanted to talk to as well as the list of people he knew he should talk to. John hated politics, but he was good at it when he had to be; attentive, diplomatic, guarded and dangerous. Nik could see it in the way he moved across the room, his shoulders squared, his head up, his chest out; a predator plucked from the wild and placed among domesticated dogs.
John's hand nursed his whiskey glass, his little finger tucked beneath it, forefinger tap-tapping in the lull of conversation like it did against the side of his M4 when he was thinking. The same John, different hostile environment.
Because they were in an outside marquee, John could smoke to keep his hands occupied, and he placed his glass aside to light up the cigar he plucked from his dinner jacket. One of the Cohibas Nik had gifted him with as an early present. He was flexing. A subtle flex, but a flex none of the less. Nik shifted his thighs apart and sat his elbows back against the bar, quietly preening. He provided for what was his. John never went without.
He watched John's lips against the cap, the soft pink slightly chapped, and tried not to get lost in the memory of what they felt like against his. The anticipation of what they would taste like as they surrendered to him later. John exhaled grey smoke to the side, a few stray whisps curling from his mouth, like a dragon with embers in its chest. He settled it through the slant of his fingers beside his whiskey glass and took another sip, those kissable lips glistening, tongue gliding over the lower in search of the last drops and Nik had to adjust in his stool.
Nik couldn't help but love it when that mouth smiled, talked, laughed, and think about kissing it, sliding his fingers behind John's neck and cupping his strong jaw in the cradle of his palm. The way John would melt against him, so pliant when touched by a man who knows how to handle him, how to pluck his strings and tease out the sweetest notes.
Because John needed a firm hand, didn't he? No matter how cleverly he disguised his rough edges with smart suits and a comb. Tonight, John was perfectly groomed, so tidy. His beard trimmed, his hair cut and brushed into place, but there was one thing John couldn't buff, polish, trim or press out of himself.
The eyes.
Nik could see their light, their fire; he watched them darken with concentration, brighten with laughter, the lines at the corners distinct, distinguished. They glittered with that same intelligence that let him slip behind his current facade, but also with cunning, and a barely suppressed wildness simmering below the surface; fierce, uncontrollable. While John might think his judgments were discreet from others, Nik could see him weighing some of the men before him and finding them wanting. It was clear in the tilt of his shoulders, the press of his lips.
They were wanting. Both in what they lacked compared to their better standing before them, and in their desire to have him. Nik wasn't the only man in the room whose gaze had lingered, admired. Coveted. Nik wanted to gouge their eyes out every time he spotted one. How arrogant they were to think they were even worthy. Their hunger was palpable. There was one watching John now. Blond hair slicked back, his hand buried deep in his pocket as his hips tilted in John's direction.
As the lounge singer they had hired for the evening picked up his microphone for his first song, Nik watched the Blond try his hand. John greeted him affably, bouncing on his toes and toasting his drink. Nik watched as the Blond introduced himself and was pleased to see no recognition on John's face. They began to discuss a recent operation; the Blond started boasting. John was unimpressed, one eyebrow cocked, and Nik smirked.
They talked for a little longer, the singer lapsing from one song into another, and the Blond touched John's elbow. Nik watched a subtle tension roll across John's shoulders, his core tightening, his fingers turning whiter around his glass, and then, with practised self control, John forced himself to back down from high alert. For the first time, those blue eyes slid across to Nik, tracing down his body to the spread of his legs, heels of his shoes hooked on the bar stool. They lingered, clearly admiring, and Nik spread himself for appraisal.
Nik saw the moment John decided to play with him. A twitch at the corner of his lips, a flash of those cunning blue eyes before they turned back to the Blond. A dangerous game. The Blond that had now become John's prey. His body language changed subtly, shoulders and chest opening up from where they had been guarded, and then John returned the touch; a brush of the fingers across the elbow. Luring him in for the kill. The Blond leaned close to talk a little quieter and John tilted his head, watching through his eyebrows, listening with a faint smile.
The lounge singer changed songs; a slow, sultry version of 'You Put A Spell On Me'. Perfect, Nik thought wryly. Because John had cast a spell on every man in the room that was inclined towards another man in their bed. Nik watched The Blond touch John again, on the hip this time, and vaguely considered how easy it would be to bundle the arrogant shit into the back of a van and cut that hand off with a machete.
Nik finished his drink and slid from the bar stool. He made his way over slowly, adjusting his cufflinks as he approached his target from behind, looming large at his back. "Ah, Nik, this is Major Dustin Houghton, Royal Anglian," John said, and Houghton startled as he looked around to see Nik standing over him, six inches taller and several miles broader. "Major, this is Nikolai, my husband."
"Your...?" Houghton started, eyes dropping to Nik's left hand, where his silver wedding ring wrapped his finger.
"Da," Nik said flatly, watching as Houghton's offending hand retreated into his pocket. "And I have come to collect my husband for a dance."
"Urf, Nik, really? The Major and I were just discussin'--actually, what were yer proposin', Major? Somethin' ya wanted to show me in yer room..."
"Oh, uh, nothing. Absolutely nothing of import. You two, uhm, ahh, I think that's... Yes, that's Frank from the Mercian, you two have a lovely evening."
"Yeah, 'course." John watched him leave over the rim of his whiskey glass, content in his victory. Or so he believed.
Nik took John by the elbow to steer him towards the small floor before the singer. A few other couples were swaying together amongst the jumble of bodies, and Nik took John's glass and placed it on a nearby table, setting his cigar over the top before encircling him, hands finding his narrow hips and drawing them close.
John placed a hand on Nik's chest and the other on his arm, smirking, ready to gloat. "Did I make ya jealous?"
Nik cocked a brow and leaned in to John's neck. The kisses he placed beneath John's ear, slow, lingering, teased a soft noise from John's chest, his hips bumping forward to Nik's. "Nyet, John. Jealousy is for boys and weak men who do not know their own worth. He could not take you from me. He is not worthy of you."
Nik felt John coil with pleasure against him. He could imagine how his toes were curling in his shoes, the hairs on his arms standing on end, as Nik's voice passed over his skin like a caress.
"Naw, ya don't think so?"
"I do not need to think. I know."
"Olrigh', not jealousy, then what? Why the Russian 'itman act?"
"I am possessive," Nik murmured. "But you know this, which is why you sought to... antagonise me by misbehaving."
"Yeah?"
Nik felt John's smile against the side of his face and nuzzled a kiss into his neatly trimmed beard.
"I am tempted to reclaim you in front of them all."
"Right here, eh? Give 'em all somethin' to gossip about."
"Da. I would spread your legs right here, and make you scream my name, leave you fucked full of me, so they all know to who the great Captain John Price belongs to."
"Fuckin' filthy," John purred, his voice thick, fingers kneading in Nik's shirt as their bodies swayed together, the deep, sultry voice of the lounge singer a pleasant hum in the background. Nik's thumbs circled on John's hips, his nose tracing over the frantic, desperate pulse in the side of John's neck. Their touches were discreet, Nik's voice low, but the illicit nature only made their blood run hotter.
"You would like them to watch you take my cock, see how beautiful you are, knowing that they can never have you as I do."
"Bloody 'ell," John rasped, and Nik knew he had won their game. He simply needed to deliver the final blow and claim his prize.
"They would see how easily you surrender yourself to me," Nik whispered, running his open mouth over the line of John's beard to hover over his lips. "Just as you are now."
"Nik..." John whispered before Nik took his chin and kissed him, sweeping his other hand to the small of his back. Nik held John close as his tongue swept between his lips and claimed what was rightfully his. Tasted the cheeky tongue, the soft lips soaked in whiskey, taking possession of everything he had admired from afar.
Nik drank down the soft moan of pleasure, his own body warming as John gripped at him, trying to pull as close as possible. They moved together, so deeply tuned in to each shift of muscle, the slide of expensive wool and cotton beneath their hands, the heat of their bodies burning through as their hearts fluttered.
John liked being hunted, but he liked being possessed even more. To know that Nik would pursue him through whatever storm or trial until he was back where he belonged: in Nik's arms. And once there, to have Nik demonstrate exactly to whom he belonged. Nik needed it as much as he did it. The thrill of possessing the one thing in the world that no one else could ever. That no amount of money could ever buy; the most beautiful man to walk it.
Nik could feel the hum of want thrumming through the strong body in his arms, primed and eager, and he knew he would be purchasing that expensive hotel room after all. He drew back, sucking gently on John's lower lip, and admired those hazy blue eyes. The song has drawn to an end and faded into another. John was thoroughly at his mercy.
"Come, I am bored of this party."
John swallowed and managed a nod, his lips were red, kiss swollen and glistening and Nik needed them stretched around his prick.
Nik took his hand and pulled him from the hall to reception, where a quick flash of plastic bought them the expensive studio room with a sprawling king-sized bed and champagne in the fridge. Nik kissed John in the lift, sliding a hand beneath his shirt to feel the heat of his skin and made him stutter out tight gasps with sucking kisses on his neck, beneath his ear. The door to the room had barely clicked shut before their clothes were thrown off, and they tumbled into the bedroom.
John swallowed Nik down greedily once it had sprung free from his boxers, lips stretched impossibly wide around its girth, and Nik mussed that too neat hair until he found the untamed man that stalked battlegrounds at his side, thrusting slowly into John's spasming throat as he squirmed on the mattress.
When Nik turned him onto his back and spread his thighs, John arched, offering himself desperately, pleading in a low, husky rasp, cock drunk and needy. He fisted the sheets as Nik claimed him, Nik's name punching out of his chest in a low, gravelly moan that curled like molten heat in Nik's gut. Those same eyes that he had watched hunt the party now misty and soft, tamed a little by pleasure, but no less bright.
"Who do you belong to, John?" Nik whispered, dragging his thick cock in and out in slow, deep thrusts.
"You, Nik, fuck... you, please."
"Da... Me." Nik thrust in hard and licked the cry of ecstasy from John's mouth.
#captain john price#cod nikolai#nikprice#prikolai#dunno why this one fought me#i like hiw nik sees john#scruffy and beautiful#also listen you put a spell on me by austin giorgio
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just chilling with my big 🍑 lol reblog for a free pic 😍
#n00ds4sale#beauty#sell noods#dm for noods#noods for sale#dm for prices#content seller#selling#lets chat#pay for play#me#hot#bad girl#sexy#fit women
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