#but that's a wrap

[magnusbae]

In case you were wondering why Spotify Wrapped sucks balls this year, and more importantly doesn't have any genre data:

Can you hear the sound of bells? That's because they're clowns. 🤡 🛎

[wish-i-were-heather]

im genuinely convinced that they used ai for the monthly thing on spotify wrapped. what do you mean may was my "coastal grandmother ukulele oldies" phase. august was "pink pilates princess strut pop??" no one would say that september was my "sweater weather permanent wave indie" moment. no way we waited so long for this. multiple people and i also noticed that it took a few seconds longer than usual to load, maybe im just impatient but i wouldnt be surprised if that was ai preparing like all of it as i clicked through. spotify has been using a lot of ai lately with the playlist making, dj, playlist cover designer and now whatever this ai podcast thing is.

[bandzboy]

since spotify wrapped is coming today i just want to bring awareness to the fact that around 86% of the songs on spotify are currently demonetized since spotify decided that tracks with under 1,000 cannot be monetized. not only that the ceo of spotify cashed out $35.8 million dollars in spotify shares in the third quarter of the year and it has been reported that he earns more than the top artists on the platform.

for a platform that claims to support artists, this is outrageous and i hope people realize that an artist who is starting out, cannot make a living out of spotify streams simply because daniel ek and his friends made it worse for the artists trying to start a career. if you wanna support musicians and the possibility for them to get a living wage please follow United Musicians and Allied Workers (UMAW) which are trying to make The Living Wage for Musicians Act a reality so musicians can be paid fairly through streaming platforms and get the cut they deserve.

[lakecountylibrary]

LIBRARY WRAPPED

You checked out... probably some stuff? Thanks for doing that :)

Used our wifi maybe? For something?

Look we actually don't know what genres you read or how many times you renewed Gender Queer.

We don't want to know.

Our gift to you is privacy.

Take it.

Be free.

[chappellrroan]

before spotify wrapped comes out i just want to let everyone know that i am very very very normal and sane and happy person

[monstersliveinthemirror]

#25 on Spotify wrapped says how 2025 is going to go. how's it going for you?

[gayorphandepression]

got my wrapped

[eydilily]

(look at what i have to offer) — this is the spider's nest.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[bevsi]

“spotify stops tracking today so we can listen to cringe!!” free yourself from this mental prison at once

[aaronstveit]

okay i wanna play. what's the first song on your wrapped that has a color in the title?

[aropride]

oo whats the first song in ur spotify top songs with a number in it?? mine is 360 by charli xcx

[filiseverus]

The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.

[have-you-been-here]

Happy wrapped day to those who celebrate!

What was the highest song in your top 100 with a location name in the title? (real or fictional, generic or specific)

[twilight-good-yall-dumb]

wrapped was lowkey lame asf this year. where was my map telling me I listened to the same shit as randos in vermont? where was my personality quiz telling me I'm a vampire? where were my top genres? or at least my top genres that are actually recognizable genres?