#but still i LOVE THIS HAHAHA PLS LET HIM WEAR LIPSTICK

[nickfowlerrr]

Pwyc-valentine Drabble idea - reader works hard to do a cute vday eve for bucky after he’s been at work, she’s making him dinner/baking/wear his fave lingerie 😜 - she starts by hanging a cute banner in living room but the ladder falls and she can’t get down, dangling from the curtain rail until he gets home. The dinner burns and she’s upset that plans are ruined by time bucky comes- he’s charmed/amused to find her hanging and teases her and tells her it’s still perfect anyway

it's brighter now

pairing: pwyc!bucky x curvy!reader

warnings: 18+ only. no explicit smut. it's pretty fluffy. uhm engagement? i can't think rn sorry lol - if there's anything that should be tagged pls let me know.

words: 3k

notes: LOL this is so funny! i honestly don't see how it'd be possible for reader to hang onto a curtain railing for an extended period of time though hahaha so i kinda changed this idea a bit, i hope you don't mind! thank you for sending this in! <3

You pulled at the strap of the black lace set you'd ordered in preparation for today, adjusting it so it held your breasts up nicely before glancing to the clock to check the time.

Bucky should be home soon. Dinner was in the oven, his gift - along with a box of his favorite chocolates - left on the table, while you finished getting ready upstairs. All you had left to do was put up some of the decorations you'd picked up last night while you were shopping. Checking your reflection one last time in the mirror, making sure your lipstick looked right and your eyeliner wasn't smudging more than you intended, you smiled to yourself. This was gonna be good, it'd be a good night.

Some may say you were doing too much, and in all honesty, maybe you were, but you didn't care. Bucky was still a little... touchy about the whole not telling your family about him thing and you wanted to try and make it up to him, as trivial as this attempt might be. You wouldn't say things were tense between you, not in the slightest, but you could tell when certain things came up the shift in his attitude and demeanor. You had hurt him, and you knew it. You felt awful every time you thought about it, which was a lot this past month.

His Christmas Eve proposal had been met less than completely enthusiastic by you and though you had talked it out and come to the conclusion that you just needed time before you wanted to take things to the inevitable next stage, he was still clearly let down. So, two weeks later when he'd found out you never told your family about you and him, it was just another punch to the gut for him.

You'd spent the last month doing a lot of late night talking with him, working through things, trying to communicate your feelings to each other openly. It wasn't the easiest, you were both stubborn and hated taking blame for things you didn't feel you needed to, but once you set your egos aside and really listened to each other, there was a better understanding of where you both stood.

Though you'd apologized multiple times already, you still wanted to try and make things right, show him how much you loved him. Valentine's Day was coming up so you decided to plan the perfect night. Everything was going according to plan, and you couldn't wait for him to get home.

You were almost surprised yourself with how giddy you were. Before heading back downstairs, there was just one more thing you needed to do. Walking over to the dresser that your intimates were in, you pulled open the drawer, moving around your carefully folded sets until you felt the little black box you kept in there. You felt your heart racing and butterflies in your stomach as you stared at it. You'd thought long and hard about this decision from the moment he had asked you and now just felt right. You carefully opened the small box and once again your breath caught at the beauty of the ring he had picked for you. Carefully removing it from its rest, you gently slid the ring onto your ring finger, marveling at the way it glimmered in the light and exhaling delicately as you took in just how right it felt to have on. The beeping of the oven startled you, pulling you from your thoughts and had you suddenly racing down the stairs, making a beeline for the kitchen.

You stopped the timer as it blared and opened the door of the oven, frowning when you saw the food wasn't even done yet. You made a mental note to check it again in five minutes and hoped it'd be ready before Bucky got home.

Spotting the decorations you'd left on the counter, you grabbed them and hurried to get them up. You bought a cute heart banner that you wanted to hand in the entryway between the living room and kitchen but realized you would need to get the step ladder if you wanted any chance of reaching where you wanted it to go.

Carrying it in from the garage, you set it up right under the frame. You paused when it was wobbly as you stepped up, but convinced yourself it was fine, that's what ladders do, right? You had two tacks in one hand and the end of the banner in the other as you stepped up to the top of the ladder. You had to use nearly all your force to get the first tac in and squeaked a bit when the ladder threatened to topple from under you. You stilled as you caught your breath, quickly securing the one end of the banner up on the tac before leaning over to push the second one into the wall. As you forced the tac in, you heard the front door opening, the sound startling you as you hadn't even heard Bucky's car pull up. As you jolted a bit at the sound, the ladder shifted again under you but didn't settle this time as it essentially collapsed beneath you. You yelped again, louder this time as your eyes squeezed shut and you mentally prepared yourself for hitting, not only the floor, but the broken ladder beneath you.

You realized after a perilous second that you hadn't fallen, and suddenly became aware of the strong arms holding you bridal style. You opened your eyes and looked up at Bucky, your mouth parted slightly as your doe eyes looked into his. Fuck, you thought, his reactions and reflexes were always so startlingly fast.

"Hi," you breathed.

"Hi," he echoed, "What the fuck are you doing?" he asked staring down at you in concern and near bewilderment.

"I was trying to put up decorations," you said looking over at the banner half held up by the first tac you'd gotten in.

Bucky sniffed the air, his brows furrowing as he sniffed again. "What is that?"

"What's what?"

"Smells like something's burning,"

"Oh shit!" you cursed, trying to wiggle out of his hold until he set you down. You ran to the oven, pulling the door open to reveal the once promising dinner you'd spent most of the day preparing, now burnt to a crisp. "Fuck," you whined with a pout as you shut the oven off, pulling the dish out of it and placing it directly in the sink. There was no saving that thing now. You stood there disheartened and annoyed at yourself until you felt Bucky coming up behind you, his hands placed on your hips as his fingers played with the lace on your lingerie.

"What's all this?" he asked huskily, clearly already distracted from the burnt food and broken ladder by your choice of clothing. You knew he'd like it, but right now you were still upset by the epic failure that should have been dinner.

You leaned your head back against his chest as you continued to mop, pout permanent on your face as his arms circled you.

"For valentines," you muttered before sighing heavily, "I'm sorry. I was trying to make everything nice and now we have nothing for dinner and a broken fucking ladder."

He chuckled as he held you, "Sweetheart, that ladder's been broken, that's why I had it by the pile of scrap metal. And I thought we talked about you putting decorations up,"

"It was just a stupid banner," you defended, "and it was supposed to be a surprise."

"Well, I'm definitely surprised," he laughed.

"Whatever, it was stupid," you tried to get out of his hold, embarrassment eating at you now, but he wouldn't let you. Instead, he turned you around and pinned you against the counter as he towered over you. You avoided his eye until he gave you no other choice but to look at him as he held your chin in his hand and tilted your head up to meet his gaze.

"It wasn't stupid, doll," he smiled crookedly, leaning in to kiss you gently once. "You really know how to make a guy feel special. Dinner, new lingerie," he simpered as he eyed your body, leaning down closer to you.

"I got you an actual gift, too," you said motioning to the table.

"I know, I'm looking at it,"

"I'm serious, Bucky," you huffed a laugh as you pushed him to turn around. He allowed you to shove him forward before you escorted him to the table, pulling the chair out for him to sit in. You were bummed about dinner, of course, but you could still make the most of the night.

He eyed you for a moment before taking his seat in front of the table.

"Comfy?" you asked.

He tongue darted out, quickly licking his lips before he smiled at you, "Sure."

"Good," you simpered before seating yourself in his lap, your left arm coming around his shoulders as your legs laid across his lap. "I wanted to do dinner first but we have nothing to eat now, so,"

"I don't know, I see something pretty tasty right here," he smirked as his metal hand ran up and down your thigh teasingly.

"Bucky, I'm trying to be romantic here," you chided playfully.

"So am I," he argued.

You rolled your eyes as you reached across the table to grab his present. Stifling a laugh as he groaned at the friction while you moved around on his lap. You handed him the gift after settling back down and watched him open the carefully wrapped box.

You smiled when he did upon revealing the watch he'd been talking about buying last week. He set it down on the table as his arms wrapped around you, leaning in to kiss you as he spoke. "Thank you, babe," he simpered against your lips.

"You're welcome," you replied softly as you leaned in for a kiss of your own, your hands coming to cup his face as he held you against him.

You pulled back, your thumbs stroking his cheeks as he happily closed his eyes for a brief moment, relishing in your attention before standing up unceremoniously with you still in his arms.

You yelped and clung to him as he chuckled, "I'm not gonna drop you,"

"Mhm," you said with narrowed eyes. His brilliant blues met yours and he stopped in his tracks as he gazed at you, the look in his eyes had you softening your own.

"You're so goddamn beautiful," he praised, coming in for another kiss. You were nose to nose as his lips brushed against yours, "and your makeup looks so hot," he smirked.

"Shut up," you laughed as you playfully hit his chest.

He grinned as he walked out of the kitchen. You absentmindedly played with his hair as he carried you upstairs. When he got to your room, he sat you down on the side of the bed as he took his jacket off, toeing off his boots before unbuckling his belt. You sat back, propping yourself up with your hands as you watched him.

"What about dinner?" you asked demurely as he shuffled off his jeans, discarding his shirt to the floor, feeling yourself get more and more excited with his rushed, near frenzied pace.

"I'm more in the mood for dessert right now," he simpered as he moved toward you. "Been thinking about you all day," he said as he pushed you to lay down, his lips descending on your exposed neck. An unbidden giggle rose from you as his lips attacked your skin.

"You say that everyday," you smiled as you wound your fingers in his hair.

"It's true everyday," he insisted, his lips brushing your skin as he spoke, hands feeling you up.

He pulled away, standing up as he admired you, his cock straining against the material of his boxer briefs. His tongue jutted out to lick his bottom lip.

"What?" you breathed as you watched him curiously.

"Stay right there, don't move," he instructed as he pulled his jacket off the floor, searching his pockets before dropping his jacket and grabbing his jeans. Again, his hands delved into the pockets but this time he pulled his phone out of one of them.

You raised a brow as you waited, getting a little self conscious when you thought he was pointing his phone directly at you. After a second you realized that he indeed was.

"Bucky, what the hell," you complained.

"You look fucking perfect like this, sweetheart, it'd be a crime to not get a picture."

You stuttered for a second before sitting up and swallowing hard. "Well, at least warn me first so I can try and look nice," you said before posing a bit for him.

"Fuuuuck," he nearly moaned as he took pictures of you, "you don't need to try to look nice, doll, you're fucking gorgeous." You preened at his admiration, the reassurances and praises tumbling from his lips making you more flustered than you were before. When he got down on one knee, continuing to take pictures, you burst out laughing at his adamancy. "Don't move angel, just look at the camera for me, just like that," he said seriously, so intent on his work.

"Okay, this isn't a photoshoot, Buck," you laughed, getting up and walking over to him.

"Should be," he simpered, looking up at you as you stood before him. You took his phone in one hand and walked closer to him, forcing him to sit on the floor before you turned around, moving to sit down between his spread legs. You leaned back into his chest as you held the phone up to take a picture or two of your own, Bucky readily obliged as his arms wrapped around you snuggly. After a few pics together, you tossed his phone gently onto his pile of discarded clothes and turned around to face him again.

"You were saying something about dessert?" you said, voice sultry. You were on your knees between his spread legs as he sat upright, holding himself up on his arms as he watched you intently, eyes dark and swimming with desire.

You ran your fingers delicately up and along his thighs before allowing your left hand to come up and graze his hard length that was threatening to pop out past the waistband of his boxers.

He hissed at the contact, looking down from your face to your hand teasing him through the material.

He spotted the ring the second he looked to your hand, wondering for a brief second how long you'd been wearing it and he hadn't noticed. He grabbed your hand off of him and pulled you down to lay on top of him as he let himself lay down on the ground.

You were confused until Bucky held your hand in his, examining it as his metal arm rested across your back, hand on your hip as he held you on top of him. You stayed quiet, waiting to see what he would say before wanting to speak yourself, instead just resting your head on his chest, looking up at him as he held your hand. He was playing with your fingers, his thumb rubbing along your hand as you watched him before he found himself fiddling with the ring.

"It looks good on you," he said quietly. The energy between you shifting quickly into something much softer, a longing growing between you, despite the fact you were nearly skin to skin, taking over the heady desire that had been swarming the both of you just moments before. "You didn't have to put it on, sweetheart."

"I know," you responded. "But I... I wanted to," you breathed as you squeezed his hand in yours.

"You wanted to...today?"

"Today," you nodded. "Everyday," you continued, voice a bit softer now.

His eyes left the ring, shooting to yours, the bright blues twinkling as you saw the question burning in them.

"I'm gonna keep it on. If that's okay with you," you trailed off, a small smile playing in your lips as you held his gaze.

You gasped as you were suddenly rolled over, Bucky on top of you, his hand coming to hold the back of your head so you didn't hit it on the floor as his lips pressed to yours fervently, smiling into the kiss.

"You're gonna marry me?" he asked, his lips quirking up into a crooked smile, making your heart flutter.

You nodded. "I'm gonna marry you," you leaned up to meet his lips again, pulling him down on top of you. "I wanna marry you."

"Best valentine's day I've ever had," he smiled, nuzzling into your neck, "best gift I've ever gotten," his lips softly kissed your neck, "You. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me," he breathed between loving kisses.

"I love you, Bucky," you murmured as you held him, one hand carding through his hair and the other rubbing up and down his back.

"I love you, doll. Happy Valentine's Day."

You tittered in response, "Happy Valentine's Day."

"Let's go out later for dinner. We can celebrate, too," he smiled softly, "I know you wanted to stay home tonight, but,"

"No, going out sounds good," you agreed, "I don't know how you'll find a table anywhere last minute on Valentine's Day, though," you mused.

"I'm not worried about it," he said nonchalantly, confidence evident in his words.

"Okay," you simpered in response. "Well, I should get dressed, then,"

Bucky stood up at that before picking you up off the ground effortlessly and walking you over to the bed. "You'll have plenty of time later," he assured you before dropping you gently on the mattress. "Right now, let's get back to dessert. "

[kurokolovesakashi]

So is a popular headcanon that Aomine wears makeup? I’ve seen a couple of people call him ganguro and I can’t get the image of him applying thick foundation every morning out of my head XD

[herakosmos]

swapping clothes tiktok trend w/ their fem!s/o

{tanaka and tsukishima}

im feeling so guilty taking so long on requests im really sorry :((

but here’s another hc i thought of randomly :D i hope you enjoy!🥺

warning: mentions of drugs and guns!

tanaka

✰ 100% begs you to do it with him

✰ he saw the tiktok trend while just casually scrolling through his for you page and immediately wanted to do it

✰ probably only wants to do it because he wanted to see you in his clothes😭

“cmon baby it’ll be fun!!”

✰ the only reason you wanted to do it was to dress him up in your clothing and glam him up ajnsjalnsajl

✰ you guys went to a shopping mall just to get him a dress his idea

✰ obviously tanaka would pick the black mini dress

“oh my god i. look. fab.”

✰ he snapped his fingers with a bunch of sass while checking himself out in the mirror HJSJDFJ

“perfect lets go!”

“tanaka! take off the dress we need to buy it first”

✰ it was strapless too so the guy had to keep pulling it up unless he wanted to keep his nips exposed😭

✰ i know DAMN well this guy bought a wig just to go with his little outfit

✰ probably a short bob HAHAHA

✰ when coming back home he’ll let you do his makeup, but wanted to do the lipstick on his own

“tanaka, baby, I’m sorry but you look like a whole ass clown”

“a sexy clown though”

✰ for you he let you wear his sweatpants plus a random hoodie

✰ tanaka had his scent all over his clothes aka axe 

✰ (he smells like axe no one fight me on this)

✰ you guys probably did this one in the bathroom and propped the phone on a counter

✰ the guy is literally hyping himself up in the mirror before it’s his turn help😭😭

✰ YOU GUYS DONT HAVE A ROLEX SO ARTS N CRAFTS DID THE TRICK HAHA

✰ when doing your part you just pretended to be tanaka and started acting manly lmao

✰ tanaka appeared from the right side of the camera and the dress was so low you could see his nips

✰ arches his back so much SOMEONE PLS STOP HIM

✰ i feel like he’ll be the type to say the lyrics out loud cause he doesn’t know what lip-syncing is

“HE JUST WANNA FUCK WITH ME CAUSE IM THE ONE”

“HE GOT ALL THE DRUGS AND I GOT ALL THE GUNS”

✰ bites his lips way too much

✰ at the end he literally snatches his own wig and starts twirling it above his head while twerking HAHSJSJSJX

✰ 100% makes sure EVERYONE has seen it and tells them to like it

tsukishima

✰ good luck tryna persuade him into doing this with you cause he is obviously gonna shut you down the first time you ask😭

✰ you set up a plan to go and buy his favorite (strawberry shortcake) and then hope and pray he’ll take the bait

✰ but it’s worth the 9 sec tiktok vid you wanted to do with him🌚

✰ he’ll be on the couch eyes closed with his headphones on blasting his music

“tsuki please do this tiktok with mee”

“no”

“aw man….i was going to give you this lovely strawberry shortcake if you were going to do it with me…but”

✰ your eyes wandered back to his to find out one side of his airpods was popped out

✰ asking him to do this was honestly a struggle, but once you suddenly bribe him into giving him strawberry shortcake the boy is SOLD

✰ he wouldn’t really say he was gonna do it, but still ate his favorite dessert 

✰ you just assumed he was gonna do it with you and went to steal some clothes from his closet😭

✰ i just KNOW tsuki has that fresh minty smell to him

✰ definitely taking his shorts and his kurasuno jacket

✰ (who wouldn’t want to wear that i mean cmon)

✰ when in the middle of setting up the camera tsuki came walking in he was like what the fuck jsknadjksnf

“please don’t tell me i have to switch clothes with you”

“yes, yes you do saltshaker”

✰ a long sigh leaves his mouth 

“why did i not see this coming with this childish tiktok trend”

✰ this is the ONLY time you’ll catch him doing this kinda stuff..

✰ i introduce to you….TSUKI WITH A SKIRT🙈

✰ you were kinda surprised he actually wore it ajandjf

✰ he’s so irritated at this point and just wants to get it over, so if you were planning on doing more than one take you can kiss it goodbye <\33

✰ you thought the skirt wasn’t enough, so you decided to tie his shirt up to only cover his nips HAHAAHAH

✰ during the whole tiktok shoot you were just vibing tryna act like tsuki and he was not having it

“annddddd come out now!”

✰ omg the look on his face was so serious😭

✰ his arms were crossed and honestly you couldn’t tell if it’s because he’s annoyed or trying to cover his body…maybe both akhdsbasdh

✰ his brows twitched as he tried to not look at the camera at all times

✰ once the one take was done you were a giggling mess at how tsuki honestly looked so cute yet funny in the video

“babe, you look way better than me in that skirt”

“of course i do, baka”

✰ he poked your forehead with a smirk painted on his face

“now please get me another strawberry shortcake or else i’ll delete that idiotic video” 

✰ when i say he’ll do it, HE’LL DO IT

taglist: (i’ll add more in the future!🥺)

@deadontheinsidebut @kat-writes-haikyuu @lovetsuki @aexonian @ioveworm @nnber @lvcesemi

want to request hcs or a matchup? here are the rules!

[metalchick19-blog]

The Bowers Gang: Ship #6 - Henry Bowers

Request: Hey! Congrats on 200 followers, you deserve it! Idk if i'm late to the party but if i'm on time can I get a ship? I'm kinda short, blue hair, my outfits mostly consist of leather jackets, vans or docs and red lipstick, I live for plaid pattern skirts and fishnets, I also wear a black bandana as headband a lot, I have a few tattoos (bands and horror movie themed/related) ya girl's also a slut for sunglasses hahah, heart shaped, cat eye, clout glasses that -fun- style, I love going to concerts and I'm a very artsy gal, I love painting on stuff, mostly jackets and clothes in general. I'm terrified of the dark and fights, seeing and listening to people argue/yell triggers my anxiety so that's also a big ass no from me hahah, I love standing up for what I believe in and would do anything to protect my friends and loved ones. I'm kind of a quiet person but when you get to know me nothing will make me shut up hahaha and if you are really important to me i'll basically shower you with love and affection, i'm a hugger lol, I'd like to be paired with Henry pls? 🖤

You were originally slotted to be Patrick’s girl just based off of your physical appearance

He stalked you for weeks on end (and low-key still tries to snake you from Henry on the daily), but was eventually forced to tone it down after Henry officially “claimed” you as his own

The kids of Derry High School don’t understand how you guys are together at all

You’re literally such a ray of sunshine (both physically and personality-wise), and Henry is such a fucking thunderstorm that it doesn’t make any logical sense at first glance  

Or second glance 

... But that thunderstorm loves his blue-haired ray of sunshine (even if he’s too straight-up menacing to admit it)

He stole your black bandana from you the first time you had sex (it’s now the black bandana he wears on his wrist 24/7)

He gave you the stud from his ear (and pushed it through your un-pierced lobe himself) because he couldn’t walk around representing you if you weren’t representing him 

... Somehow got a new stud for himself before school even started the next day, but you’ve never wanted to hear the cringe-inducing story behind that 

Initially found it weird that you paint stuff on clothes, but eventually asked you to paint “Bowers” on the back of all his jerseys (3 total)

He hasn’t noticed it yet, but you also painted a small heart on one just above the “s” 

He’s going to kill you when he notices it 

Just be aware 

Holds your hand whenever you, he, and the guys walk around town at night, because he knows that you spook easily 

But always wants you close to him regardless, because he knows Patrick well enough not to trust him in the slightest

... Which he shouldn’t, because Patrick is dying to get a taste of them fishnetssss

You constantly hit Henry up with tattoo ideas that you think would look good on him

He rolls his eyes like he thinks you’re being stupid, but he lets you draw them on him to see what they’d look like, because he’s genuinely interested (like the undercover nerd he is)

It’s so adorable, oh my god   

He just sits there quietly like a docile, innocent creature and watches intently as you create art on his body 

He spit-washes the “tattoos” off almost immediately, but that’s just because he doesn’t want Hockstetter to see (because he’d know how much Henry must friggin’ love you)

Not gonna’ lie, though, some aspects of this relationship will be really tough for you

Henry is a very angry person, and yelling is just a part of his basic existence, so get your anxiety prepared 

He never tries to trigger you on purpose, but you definitely witness a lot of his snapping at/arguing with the guys, and it can get you feeling a little uneasy 

Tends to try to comfort you in little ways when he notices you’re getting anxious though (after he’s done being furious, of course)

Sometimes puts a hand on your lower back, kisses your forehead really quickly (and semi-roughly, because Bowers), etc.

Basically just to give you a signal that it’s okay in as imperceptible a way as possible 

Generally tries not to have another outburst for the rest of the day when he feels like he’s made you nervous once already, because he truly doesn’t want to be like his Father where you’re concerned (i.e. he doesn’t want you to feel like you have to walk on eggshells around him)

However, the worst incident you ever had was the first time you were present when Henry and the guys were screwing around with someone 

You couldn’t take the intensity of seeing Henry “in his element” (aka: screaming like an animal in someone’s face), and watching the guys shed blood in such horribly violent ways 

It really made you rethink some things about hanging out with them for a while (especially with Patrick, who enjoyed the pain too much), and it threatened your relationship with Henry for a short time

For that reason though, you being with the gang is a signal that no attacks are ‘bout to happen, because Henry isn’t about that life in front of you anymore 

All the kids in Derry breath a little easier when they see your tiny blue head in the middle of the group of boys, because they know all ass whoopings will cease until further notice 

Also Henry loves it when you give him kisses before class, because that means he gets to walk into the classroom with a big-ass lipstick stain on his cheek (which feeds into his god-like bad boy image)

Stole a pair of Gretta Keene’s flower-rimmed sunglasses off her desk and gave them to you because he legitimately doesn’t care about how rude that is 

... But he wouldn’t admit it to you even after Gretta tried to fight you to get them back 

You’re the reason this boy learns how to properly receive a hug 

He tenses up every single time you give him one for the entire first year, but eventually gets the hang of hugging back and putting some feeling into it 

Mostly because you and Belch were the ultimate hug-buddies (how could you not be when you both love hugs?) and he got tired of seeing Belch be really good at it while he was sucking hard 

Legitimately one of the most light-hearted, positive relationships that Henry ever experiences 

You’re so opposite from each other that you’re a perfect fit, and you make that boy happy ‘til the cows come home (and even beyond that)

This was actually a trip to write, so I ship you guys hard

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #147

“i almost died, but it felt great.”

Have you ever thought of a relationship as more of a job than love?  Yep, definitely with Tyler.  Girt felt that way too, kinda. Do you live in a town where basically everyone knows everyone else?  Nope. When’s the last time you chose a bath over a shower?  Years ago, you don't even wanna know what was wrong with me. What are you doing for your next birthday?  Hopefully I'll be in a tattoo parlor my dude. Do you know anyone else with your name?  Yeah, but spelled differently. Who do you care about the most?  Sara and my mom. Colored skinny jeans. Yay or nay? YAY. Interests & hobbies:  Photography, watching let's plays, music, writing/RP, any interaction with animals, art, gaming, being out in nature if it's cool. Music. What do you listen to?  Heavy metal, mostly.  Other sub-genres of metal and rock. Quality or quantity?  Quality. What’s your phone’s signature? (if you have one…)  Oh my fucking god I forgot phones used to have a signature option.  I don't have one. Do you think it’s possible to will yourself out of caring about someone? I don't think so, honestly.  Well... maybe.  But I think you have to truly want to. Do you know anyone that is albino?  No. Would you agree that smoking (cigarettes) should be illegal?  It should be, but it's too late to make it so.  Too many people would lose their jobs. Do you prefer regular bacon or turkey bacon?  Regular by miles. Where do most of your relatives live?  New York and Ohio. Is your weight proportionate to your height?  No. What is the last place, other than home, that you stayed overnight?  Sara's house. Do you prefer leather or lace?  Lace. Would you ever buy a motorcycle?  No, too risky for me. What is the furthest you have traveled alone?  Illinois. Have you ever ridden a train? How about a subway?  No to both. What did you do on the busiest day of your life?  I dunno. Do you think everyone is born innocent? Or do you think “evil” is predetermined?  I lean more towards being born innocent. What was the meanest thing you’ve been called?  A martyr. Do you have any pets? If so, what species/breed? How did you acquire said pets?  I have two dogs, one being a beagle/cocker spaniel and probs collie mix, and another that's supposedly part jack russell.  The first came from a friend of a family friend, and the other I think from Craigslist?  Then I have a cat that looks to have Siamese heritage, and he came from my sister's mother-in-law.  I also have a champagne ball python that came from a breeder in Florida.  Both my iguana and rat came from Craigslist. Have you ever gotten a pet at a shelter? You should. There’s nothing wrong with shelter pets.  I believe so? Have you ever taken in a stray animal?  Story of my family's life with cats lmao. Have you ever dated someone simply for their looks?  No. What about dating someone simply because you felt too bad to say no?  That's honestly how Tyler and I started, yes lmao.  I didn't "like" him yet, but I mean, he was enough of a good guy for me to be like "okay let's try." Does any food always make you sick but you love it too much to not eat it?  None "sick," no.  Some don't sit well with my stomach, but I eat anyways. How do you feel about alcohol?  Dangerous potential.  Don't overindulge. Have you ever been drunk?  No. Chicken or the egg, really?  Chicken. Do you tell white lies?  Sometimes. Would you rather be able to talk to animals or be fluent in every language?  Talk to animals! Does your kitchen have a pantry?  No. Have you ever interviewed a job applicant at your workplace?  No. How do your political beliefs compare to those of your parents?  I'm not as conservative as either. Have you ever gone over 3 months without shaving/waxing your legs?  Lol yes. Would you ever consider being a foster parent?  No. What’s your opinion on lottery tickets? Waste of money, or no?  Once in a blue moon, whatever, give it a shot if you want.  But generally a waste, odds are too small. Have you ever swam in a saltwater pool?  Those exist?? What kinds of leisure activities did your family do together when you were growing up?  Almost nothing all together...  We would swim together sometimes, though.  And cook out. Are either of your parents retired yet and if not, what do they do?  No.  Dad's a mailman, and Mom's a pharmacy tech. What kind of booze did you last take shots of?  I've never done shots. What is one moment that you missed out on that you wished you didn’t? Off the top of my head, I guess the total solar eclipse we had a while back.  Didn't see anything here.  But eh, didn't have glasses anyway. What is your favorite shape?  Circles. Who did you last kiss?  Romantically, Sara.  Platonically, I think my nephew. Are pigs adorable or dirty?  PRECIOUS. What brand water do you drink? (Smart Water, Dasani, etc)  Great Value lmao. Can you speak a second language fluently?  No. Do you wanna learn any other languages?  I would really, really like to take German again and become fluent. What is the worst pain you’ve ever experienced?  Physically, an infected cyst being drained with not even nearly enough numbing and morphine; emotionally, romantic heartbreak. What’s your least favorite chore?  Dishes.  I refuse to live somewhere that doesn't have a dishwasher when I move out aksjfdasoejiw. If you had 5 minutes to talk with any politician, who would it be?  *shrugs* What would you ask them?  ^ You’re stranded alongside the road. Who do you call first?  Mom. Name the last 3 TV shows you watched:  The Good Doctor, The Bionic Vet, and probably a show that's not coming to me for Keegan or the girl Colleen watches. If you had to be a member of a TV sitcom family, which one would it be?  jfaskdjasie the Addams.  Goals. Name 3 things from your childhood that you still have today:  Like half a billion stuffed animals, some toys, some video games. How many bones have you broken?  None. Who is the one person you DON’T want to come to your wedding?  Hm.  Idk.  Maybe my sister's husband, but I mean it'd be fine if he kept his judgments to himself as I'm probably marrying a girl, and boy do I know his opinions. What is your favorite fast food joint?  Probably Wendy's. Have you used Limewire before?  Hahaha yes. Do you have any siblings? Younger or older?  Yeah, five older and one younger. Have you ever had a one night stand?  No. Do you or any of your friends have children?  My best friend has a son. Who do you envy the most, if anyone at all?  Ha, couldn't tell you.  Somebody. So have you ever been on a legit date?  Yeah. Last person you watched a movie with? 
 Colleen. Favorite book that was made into a movie? Johnny Got His Gun. Do you like eggnog?  NO. Ever seen someone get surgery?  Not like, in person.  But I watched a video of how the surgery I had is done before having it. Do you play Pokemon Go? If so, what level are you and who’s your buddy?  I play when I can anyway, Pokestops are like non-existent here, so.  But anyway I think I'm 11 or 12, and my buddy is Charmander. If you wear lipstick, what’s your favorite color to wear? Black. Has your best friend ever made you cry?  Yes. Have you ever entered a talent competition?  No. What color is your best friend’s hair?  Blonde. Is your best friend older or younger than you?  She's a few months older. Do you have a dream catcher?  No. If you’ve ever been out of your country, do you have a souvenir?  I've never been out of the country. When was the last time you saw the person you had your first kiss with?  February of last year. Have you read any of Shakespeare’s works other than Romeo and Juliet?  Yeah, though it was still for school. Why did you move to where you’re living now?  We got evicted and kinda just had to pick whatever accommodated us and wasn't gross-looking.  Thankfully we all really like our house, more than our old one even. What was the most severe punishment your parents gave you when you were growing up?  Multiple spankings. Have you ever been to California?  No. Do you think dreams actually mean anything? Why/why not?  No.  Because recently Colleen told me about a dream where she won a fried chicken plush from a claw machine and it came out as four buckets of KFC.  Find me the meaning pls. What’s something you’re really bad at compared to others?  Social interaction.  I panic over how long I'm supposed to keep eye contact, dude. How much was gas the last time you filled your car up?  I don't fill my own gas, don't have a car.  But I think it's like... $2.69 or something here?? Do you usually fill up at the same gas station?  Mom normally does. What was the topic of conversation the last time you spoke to a sibling?  I was texting Ashley about where we're doing Ryder's birthday pictures. Are any of your relatives musicians?  No. Is there a movie you currently want to see?  Slender Man and The Meg. Have you ever received an autograph from a celebrity? No.. Do you have a piece of technology that should be dead, but it’s still going?  Oh boy, the iPod nano I've had since the beginning of middle school. Ever sent drunk texts? No. How many dresses do you own?  Besides my two prom ones, I think one?? What was the most unique pet you’ve owned? My iguana, probably. Do you enjoy swimming in the ocean?  Big scream yes.  I was at the beach the other day and the water was absolutely perfect. Is there something you want to do, that you swear you will, no matter what? Yeah, meet Mark.  Direct opposite location in the U.S. my ass, he has no escape. What’s something you’ve vowed to never eat? Wild animals, unless I'm in a survival situation. Do you have trouble sleeping if you sleep anywhere else but home?  Eh, I can sometimes.  If I'm comfortable, not really.