#but sigh... alas. my mom is now married to stupid dumbass number 37 | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

cartoon-skeleton · 10 months ago

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idk EXACTLY whats wrong with me but i do think the biggest reason i dont really date is because ive simply Seen Enough by proxy after being the eldest child/only daughter and my moms certified child therapist for the past entirety of my life and through all one thousand of her boyfriends who were all different versions of the same Guy (stupid asshole with no interests or personality traits besides mowing the lawn going to home depot and being a huge bitch) that always moved directly into our household and invaded my space within like 2 weeks of them dating

#i think.......... it Affected me #my moms work best friend who i secretly always wished she would date because hes cool and normal and #one time he took us to an arcade fire concert when i was 14 so i always liked him #anyway i just found out he broke up with his longtime girlfriend. GASP #but sigh... alas. my mom is now married to stupid dumbass number 37 #and it would never happen anyway #for she has horrendous taste. rest in peace #sorry for posting my entire life but its funny #YOUR HONOR!!! ITS FUNNY!#low resolution saul goodman image close up

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