#but she's still gonna kick your ass farmhand style

[raiswanson]

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Tagged back by @jesse-is-inarguably-purple! Thank you, I have no qualms with doing this a bazillion times ;p

tagging @jesse-is-inarguably-purple back in case you want to do another character too, otherwise, anyone who wants to fill this out is more than welcome!

Ummmm hmmm I’m going to keep the Pryza theme going, but since Maika has had so much time on the spotlight, let’s give Chrissy some focus ;)

GENERAL

Name: Chrissy Mara Day

Alias(es): Chris, Sprout

Gender: Female

Age: 32

Place of birth: Chrissy was born on Day family property, on Etak

Spoken languages: Common, basics of romance languages

Sexual orientation: Lesbian

Occupation: Heiress, COO to the family business

APPEARANCE

Eye colour: Amber

Hair colour: Black

Height: 5′8″

Scars: a few, from accidents working the fields, of various sizes

Burns: none

Overweight: if you went by BMI, yes, because Chrissy is a powerful young lass (I hear Chrissy is ripped...that Chrissy had an 8 pack...). Lost weight recently because of school/work, but still up there.

Underweight: nooope

FAVOURITE

Color: Green

Hair colour: She likes dark hair

Eye colour: Despite her qualms with Cybers, she likes unnatural eye colors

Music genre: Anything with banjos (it started out as an ironic thing but she went too deep)

Movie genre: Chick flicks and Action movies

TV Show: Whatever future version of “How it’s made” airs on Etak

Food: Imagine the unhealthiest fast food you can, then add more grease and 4x the condiments.

Also the chocolate cake from a shop run by Etak’s proclaimed best chocolatier (before Charlese from June colony stole him, the absolute fiend)

Drink: COFFEE, black as the night sky (iced, preferably)

Book: she’ll tell you some agricultural book if you ask, but it’s really a terribad romance novel she took from her mom’s shelf ages ago

HAVE THEY

Passed university: With flying colors

Had sex: Definitely

Had sex in public: Never, she has a reputation to uphold

Gotten pregnant: Nope

Kissed a boy: One or two

Kissed a girl: A number of them

Gotten tattoos: Not many, but there are a few

Gotten piercings: She has a few in each ear

Had a broken heart: Oh yes. Definitely.

Been in love: She falls in love quite easily.

Stayed up for more than 24 hours: staying up 24hrs is the norm for her, honestly

ARE THEY

A virgin: Noo

A cuddler: With closer friends

A kisser: In a friendly manner, yes

Scared easily: Not remotely

Jealous easily: Depends, but not really

Trustworthy: Without a doubt one of the most trustworthy humans on Etak

Dominant: Very much so

Submissive: Only when Maika gets particularly excited and won’t stand down on something

In love: As said she falls easy, but at present she isn’t in love love with anyone

Single: Much to her lament, yes

RANDOM QUESTIONS

Have they harmed themselves: Via foolish shenanigans, yes. With intent, no.

Thought of suicide: No

Attempted suicide: No (although Maika will claim that that time Chris leapt into the incinerator to save a finals essay says “yes”)

Wanted to kill someone: A few times, definitely. (Charlese, for instance)

Ride a horse: If there were horses on Etak she’d own an entire herd, but alas.

She has ridden on the transport machines though, and that’s pretty close. :p

Have/had a job: she’s worked for the family business and JANUS

Have any fears: she’s very afraid of losing loved ones, and not doing her best

FAMILY

Sibling(s): Three brothers, one older (Erek), two younger (Ruhr & Parthen)

Parents: Father (Mezan) is alive and active in her life, Mother (Ren) deceased for some years

Children: heavens no, no time for that

Pets: various cats and dogs, some livestock (she considers them pets)

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The Return of Potential MK11 Intros

Cassie: I don't think posting a black square on Twitter is helping the cause, dad.

Johnny: Oh yeah, what have you done to help, little miss wokescold?

Cassie: Donated, signed petitions, protested, uplifted black voices...that kinda thing.

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Jax: All cops are bastards.

Robocop: Are you not friends with a cop?

Jax: Worst mistake of my life.

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Jacqui: Come on, at least say it.

Raiden: No. I believe all lives matter.

Jacqui: Not all lives matter, until black lives matter.

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Sonya: Why'd you pointlessly fridge me in your movie of our fight against Kronika? I survived all the way to the end!

Johnny: For the angst, baby.

Sonya: Ugh. This is why I don't trust men to write women remotely decently.

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Sonya #1: Wait, so in the future I grow up to be a Sandy Hook Truther AND a TERF?

Sonya #2: Suck it up, buttercup.

Sonya #1: Eugh, I'm gonna put a stop to my bigotry right now.

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Jacqui: So in the timeline where I defeat Kronika and become the Keeper of Time, I wipe myself from history, and am the only one to do so?!

Geras: That is the case, yes.

Jacqui: *sigh* Of course, 'cuz I don't have OTHER problems.

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Joker: I don't have the best track record with actors.

Johnny: That's why I'm here to kick your ass.

Joker: Ha! Christian Bale, you're not.

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Robocop: We have a lot in common.

Kabal: Used to be cops 'til we got horrifically injured in an accident and became dependent on machines to save our lives, yeah?

Robocop: There is hope you can be better.

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Jax: If you're so much of a good cop, why ain't you protesting with us?

Robocop: I am literally physically incapable of betraying the police force.

Jax: Damn, what a miserable life you have. Time to put you out of your misery, then.

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Kano: Oi! You ripped off my style, ya bloody yobbo!

Terminator: Negative. I am like this because of my metal endoskeleton, you are like that because of a cybernetic implant in your eye.

Kano: It also shoots bloody lasers, mate.

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Nightwolf: You know, historically most cowboys just herded cattle, right?

Erron: Heh, then who handled the law of the Wild West?

Nightwolf: ...The lawmen and bounty hunters, obviously.

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Nightwolf: On top of being mostly glorified farmhands, most cowboys were black, Hispanic, or even Native American.

Erron: Stop rewritin' history! Facts don't care 'bout your feelings!

Nightwolf: The ones who cry that are the ones most hurt by facts.

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Nightwolf: What was that about nomadic peoples, Sub-Zero?

Sub-Zero: Well...um...had I known your people were nomadic, I never would have-

Nightwolf: They are not. But your statement was a bigoted one, nonetheless.

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Noob: In our previous fight, I was victorious.

Fujin: In our previous fight, I was inexperienced.

Noob: And you still are.

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Jacqui: Hey, Kollector, don't you think you'd make more money kollecting from Shao Khan?

Kollector: And let me guess, next you'll want me to 'redistribute the wealth gained to the poor and marginalized of Outworld's community', yes?

Jacqui: Why else would you need that much money?

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Sub-Zero: Perhaps if you were kinder to your sister, she wouldn't have felt the need to oppose you so violently.

Kitana: She was a horrid abomination!

Sub-Zero: She was as much a victim of child abuse, manipulation, and grooming as you were!

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Shang Tsung: I learned in a previous timeline I was responsible for your demise.

Liu Kang: Only due to the interference of Quan Chi.

Shang Tsung: How confident of you to believe I still need that fool.

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Johnny: Woah, hold on....Shang Tsung, are you famous Japanese-American actor Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa?

Shang Tsung: No. Famous Japanese-American actor Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa is me.

Johnny: Well, then, consider each punch in this fight dedicated to your domestic abuse victim.