#but she's knocking this out of the park

[xiaq]

Watching this debate is like watching a toddler argue with a lawyer except the moderators have to try and keep a straight face and treat the toddler's tantrums with equal gravity and sincerity to the lawyer's comprehensive, empirical, statements.

[yashley]

So sad. Do you think I do not understand the sorrow of responsibility?

[playerkingsley]

are you worth saving?

[simplykorra]

ava + every episode - episode 4: "ecclesiasticus 26:9-10"

[jayfitzmaurice]

You stand above a body, which is in a state of gore nearly beyond recognition. Her blood covers you, and its warmth feels like the embrace of an old friend. You recall nothing of how you ended up here, but your head pounds and aches.

Imagine my outrage, reader: my first play-through with Nick the Bard, and now I'm playing this man who was rude enough to Alfira that they very quickly parted ways...and she shows up at camp? Inspired by him? He didn't even help with the song!

I'm relaying this with stunned excitement and curiosity to my partner and sister, who got to smile and nod until I come back with "HOLY SHIT"

[aingeal98]

Daisy: You know after having spent 25 years alone and unloved I really thought searching for my birth parents would be the only way I could find a family but you know what this team is kind of-

Daisy: OK so at least one of my team is a traitor and my birth parents are alive they're just evil monsters. Cool cool cool I am once again not feeling very safe and secure

Daisy: Oh actually wait my bio parents love me? They want me? I can make a home here mayb-

Daisy: Oh never mind my mom just tried to murder me. And my dad is still a monster but he's agreed to have his memory wiped. At least he's still breathing I guess?

Daisy: Good news is I still have my found family parents so at least-

Daisy: Aaaaand found family dad is dead. You know what this is fine as long as I just have-

Daisy:

Daisy: Universe. Universe listen to me very closely. You bring back my found family mom right fucking now. If I have all four of my parents die on me I will destroy this world just like you all said I would

Daisy: OK good. We found a nice compromise. I get to keep one parent and don't have to watch four of them die. Oh hey it's my bio mom from another timeline where she didn't get tortured into insanity and could actually love-

Daisy: Are you fucking KIDDING me.

[libraryleopard]

here's how lupita nyong'o akasha can still win

[fritzes]

from coco’s instagram

[whiteshipnightjar]

THE ONE AND ONLY JOANNA NEWSOM

[pastelalleycat]

watching through wander over yonder right now and i'm several episodes in now but i have to say, when i first turned it on i was NOT expecting sylvia to be capable of speech

[flowerakatsuka]

what kind of ritual do i need to conduct so that akiko wada is the one that takes over for a0p doing the s4 opening song?

[starkidobsessedgiantgremlin]

GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE I AM FEELING A LOT OF EMOTIONS AT A RAPID RATE

[laughableillusions]

CAN WE HAVE A LITTLE COMMOTION FOR MS. DEEPIKA IN HER HINDI DEPUT ROLE????

[imperial-agent]

gus is useless but his little butt wiggles are cute

[dracolizardlars]

I achieved a new driver rite of passage today by scraping the absolute fuck out of the front of mum's car...

Luckily she literally couldn't care less and it's mostly cosmetic damage. I will definitely not be letting my guard down while manoeuvring in our drive again