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xiaq · 5 months ago
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Watching this debate is like watching a toddler argue with a lawyer except the moderators have to try and keep a straight face and treat the toddler's tantrums with equal gravity and sincerity to the lawyer's comprehensive, empirical, statements.
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yashley · 7 months ago
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So sad. Do you think I do not understand the sorrow of responsibility?
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jayfitzmaurice · 5 months ago
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You stand above a body, which is in a state of gore nearly beyond recognition. Her blood covers you, and its warmth feels like the embrace of an old friend. You recall nothing of how you ended up here, but your head pounds and aches.
Imagine my outrage, reader: my first play-through with Nick the Bard, and now I'm playing this man who was rude enough to Alfira that they very quickly parted ways...and she shows up at camp? Inspired by him? He didn't even help with the song!
I'm relaying this with stunned excitement and curiosity to my partner and sister, who got to smile and nod until I come back with "HOLY SHIT"
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g3othermal3scapism · 3 months ago
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So ‘Anora’ was fucking amazing.
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pastelalleycat · 5 months ago
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watching through wander over yonder right now and i'm several episodes in now but i have to say, when i first turned it on i was NOT expecting sylvia to be capable of speech
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ronanceautistic · 4 months ago
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this girl man why does she always find a way to make me sob. look at her FACE. look at her discovering herself :C look at her finally feeling like a real person :C look at her no longer missing out
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stellewriites · 1 month ago
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no thoughts, just grabbing butch!soap by her stupid little haircut (affectionate) and tugging on it casually 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
it doesn’t matter where you are or what you’re doing, if you give her a little playful yank, close to the root so it bites, she’s on you like white on rice
her hands are suddenly tugging at your shirt, pawing at your jeans even as you slap them away; her eyes are unseeing with how glazed over they’ve gone, almost staring through your tits but with the way she licks her lips you know she’s just concentrating; she’s rutting against your hip like an excited dog and she pants in your ear, begging you to let her have ye,
“i know ye want it as bad as i do, bonnie, please. ah’ll make it so good f’ya, ah know you did it on purpose.”
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aingeal98 · 11 months ago
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Daisy: You know after having spent 25 years alone and unloved I really thought searching for my birth parents would be the only way I could find a family but you know what this team is kind of-
Daisy: OK so at least one of my team is a traitor and my birth parents are alive they're just evil monsters. Cool cool cool I am once again not feeling very safe and secure
Daisy: Oh actually wait my bio parents love me? They want me? I can make a home here mayb-
Daisy: Oh never mind my mom just tried to murder me. And my dad is still a monster but he's agreed to have his memory wiped. At least he's still breathing I guess?
Daisy: Good news is I still have my found family parents so at least-
Daisy: Aaaaand found family dad is dead. You know what this is fine as long as I just have-
Daisy:
Daisy: Universe. Universe listen to me very closely. You bring back my found family mom right fucking now. If I have all four of my parents die on me I will destroy this world just like you all said I would
Daisy: OK good. We found a nice compromise. I get to keep one parent and don't have to watch four of them die. Oh hey it's my bio mom from another timeline where she didn't get tortured into insanity and could actually love-
Daisy: Are you fucking KIDDING me.
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libraryleopard · 7 months ago
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here's how lupita nyong'o akasha can still win
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fritzes · 7 months ago
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from coco’s instagram
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whiteshipnightjar · 9 months ago
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THE ONE AND ONLY JOANNA NEWSOM
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cafulur · 13 days ago
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y’all…. “ankles” by lucy dacus is SO labru core post-canon it is tearing apart my soul, please does anyone understand this 🥲
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flowerakatsuka · 5 months ago
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what kind of ritual do i need to conduct so that akiko wada is the one that takes over for a0p doing the s4 opening song?
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marigoldbaker · 3 months ago
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saw a tiktok a while back that suggested the notion of jaheira singing abba’s “chiquitita” at karaoke night and now every time i hear the song i think about that and want to claw walls. shattered jaded loving woman of all time
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umbrellajam · 2 months ago
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watching the Superman trailer:
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CLARK KENT JE T'ADORE!!!!!!!!
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izzy-b-hands · 2 months ago
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Going on almost week fucking three of a lot of days not going my way and im starting to get a little frustrated*
*fucking furious
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