#but she's TRYING

[blaithnne]

my timephoon hot take is that the episode was literally fine, it's the episodes that came AFTER it that fucked things up

[inanewmoon]

For fanfic purposes, trying to collect all of Akane's outfits from the manga. This is gonna take a while. Tulip Pattern Apron Over Dark Short Sleeved Top - Volume 12, Ch 07

[rabnerd28]

My roommate describing The Jellicle Ball: It's for the gays...and that one white bitch

[evilkitten3]

au where there's like a paperwork error and sasuke ends up on team eight. but no one else's placement changes. so kakashi has to deal with just naruto and sakura, who isn't filtering herself at all. or better yet, sasuke gets swapped with kiba, so kakashi has to deal with three loudmouth hotheads, one of whom can just track him down whenever he's late.

meanwhile kurenai's first lesson is homicide 101 and sasuke thinks he just hit the team jackpot

[infodumpcorner]

Tangeled AU where Mother Gothel isn't a total piece of abusive crap because why not

In this AU, Gothel is a long time friend of the royal family who comes and goes as she pleases. No one knows how she looks so young desite being around for literal generations and frankly they gave up asking long ago.

When the queen became sick while pregnant, Gothel finally told them about the magic flower. Not without a lot of soul searching though. A LOT. She's not perfect.

The Queen gets better after eating the flower. The King and Queen set up a nice part of the castle for Gothel to live out the rest of her rapidly aging days in comfort.

When Rapunzel is born, Gothel realizes her hair holds the power of the flower and asks the King and Queen if she can cut a lock of hair to keep herself young and they agree. Obviously it doesn't work. Gothel isn't too upset about it though, all she has to do is visit the palace more often to stay young.

But people hear about the magic baby. And boy howdy, do they want that magic!

The King does his best to increase security in the palace but after the third kidnapping attempt Gothel steps in. She fears losing her youth once again, yes, but she's also grown kinda fond of the baby itself.

She tells them about an old tower she found in the woods long ago, completely empty and secluded. She suggests that she takes Rapunzel there for her own safety, at least until the King is sure its safe to return.

As time goes on though, the King and Queen still don't feel like its safe. So Gothel continues to raise Rapunzel.

Gothel herself has become paranoid at this point. All the crazy dangers she tells our orginal Rapunzel in the movie? Yeah, she's actually not trying to manipulate her in this au, she is genuinely worried.

For this reason she doesn't tell Rapunzel she's a princess or that the floating lanterns are her parents way of coping on her birthday.

This stage set, the events of the movie are effectively the same but the intent behind it is more interesting. Because when Gothel discovers Rapunzel missing from the tower, her first thought isn't "my magic escaped and I need to get back what's mine" its "my sort-of daughter has absolutely been kidnapped by a vagabond and now he needs to die".

She actually thinks Eugene is a bad guy here and is GUNNING for him.

Pretty much everything happens due to lack of communication and misunderstandings. Yeah that old trope.

Eugene absolutely nearly dies. Rapunzel heals him and they have their touching moment and Gothel thinks maybe, just MAYBE...she had jumped to conclusions about him.

The ending is basically Gothel showing up at the palace with Rapunzel who she decides, after hearing the adventure the young girl has been on, is capable of protecting herself. Happy Ending!

[cappurrccino]

on tonight's episode of dnd, Ara did maybe kind of kill one of her party mates a little bit, but in her defense she just got swept up in the euphoria of being back in an arena and forgot she was fighting, essentially, a coworker, and she did try to make up for it by giving her an invisibility potion she bartered with an imp for that she was gonna keep for herself originally (because come on, what's scarier than an invisible fighter ambush attack) but figured would probably be better to give to the squishy little lightning cloud as a quick escape tool

[kaynai-sama]

So my dog (the black one) is trying to leave her emo life and now she's joining her cousin into

✨Coquette✨

[stabbysideblog]

GODD. I need to know everything about leashed au I love it so much

Ask me anything it's an open book! (Aside from one teeny tiny thing that's a secret saved for DMs ^.^)

Puffy is a teacher for all the kids on the server! She picks up Althea 4 times a week for classes!

[monster-loverr]

“Do I really need to be a boy?“

Previous

Next

“Not really“, “Not really“, “Not really“.

Aahh if every family was chill like this one!

[whitherwanderer]

30 // amity

Breath slow. Eyes open. Hands steady, for once. It was nice not to feel how much of her strength she’d lost and still be able to aim straight.

When was the last time she did this? When was the last time she did this and felt something good?

She squared her posture, pulled her arm back tight, and stared down the first bottle she’d perched on a rock. She took her time. She felt through herself, the wind, the savory calm. And when she was ready, it wasn't a matter of letting go in the way she was used to. Instead, she gripped tight. She squeezed the trigger.

Her arms jerked, but she held herself steady. It wasn’t as loud as she remembered, though the shot rang through the desert and scared the nearby birds into flight or silence. And her target? Sif’s heart nearly burst into flames in her chest when all she could see of it were glittering shards of brown glass littering the dirt. But she pulled a deep breath. Then another. Measured. Composed. For a beat.

Her boot came down hard into the gravel and her arms went up in the air, barking a laugh at herself as she pulled the weapon—this hard-won trophy, a symbol that she wasn’t a failure but merely changed—close to her chest to feel the heat off of it. “Gods, damn it. Finally,” she sighed, an irrepressible smile on her lips.

If only she had more than a precious few bullets, she might have fired off another round or two, become more familiar with the weapon, built her confidence and learned her limits. But this? This small, long-sought victory was enough for now. Enough to assure her that she could still be good for something. That he alone wouldn't have to bear the responsibility of protecting them both.

Spinner would have Her way of turning her fortunes tomorrow, Sif wagered, but today? Today was hers.

She settled down in the shade of the ironwood under which they’d made camp and set the weapon aside in favor of a flask, lifting it to the heavens in thanks before bringing it to her lips. As a bitter taste flooded her tongue, she was given pause, then huffed to herself.

A battle-in-progress that she was fighting on a quieter front. Tea.

[kensatou]

i'll let phie-san say it:

[soundwavefucker69]

bastille has done more for the queer community by just making all of their love songs about "you" instead of specifying a gender than taylor swift has in all of her discography. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[wildbasil]

things haven't been great but i think they will be. eventually 🌻🌼🩷

[cringefailantagonist]

went to donate blood (didn't work out but oh well) and there's this one girl i was chatting with and i'm pretty sure i blew her mind when i explained to her i was aroace (it was in context with the conversation). she asked some questions which i personally think is very nice and it was overall very good for someone who knows nothing

[bruciemilf]

Need a the Waynes Lived AU where Martha’s a vampire. She snuck in a Wayne Gala for a potential late night snack, but Thomas thought she was a socialite.

“So, what do you do?”

“I drain people of their life sources.”

“Oh, you’re a CEO too?”

She can’t drink Thomas’ blood because he smokes too much, the baggy eyes indicate long nights spent on his feet during surgery, which means it’ll taste bitter, and she saw him drown 10 whiskey shots in one go.

It’s a taste thing, nothing against him.

He is, how ever, very handsome, and she decided she’ll be his house cat for the time being. Fast forward two years later and they have a vampire cherub of a baby named Bruce.

Babies usually don’t come out with fangs and tiny bat wings, so, yeah. His wife’s a vampire. Cool.

“How come I’ve never seen your wife outside during the daytime, Tom??”

“How come I’ve never seen you mind your own fucking business?”

[mydairpercabeth]

just saw the most heartbreaking annabeth take from ep 3