#but right now I’m a delicate flower okay. everyone be so niceys | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

wolfsplosion · 25 days ago

Text

owning and operating a car in massachusetts is so hard when you’re pensive and pious and thoughtful and enlightened. the other cars honk at me with hatred in their hearts as I kindly do not slaughter the pedestrians crossing the street in front of me. they would crucify me if they could catch me because I use my blinker

#yes I dictated this post using voice to text in a fervor this morning on my commute. why do you ask #psychically beaming to every other car around me that I learned how to drive in connecticut and therefore haven’t built up the tolerance #if I don’t gun it as soon as the light turns green it’s not your cue to lay on your horn like a cow in heat okay. give me a SECOND #I’m sure the crust of driving in massachusetts will build up on me like a weary sailor who knows harsh seas #but right now I’m a delicate flower okay. everyone be so niceys

6 notes · View notes