#but pyrrha is the sexiest. i'm right

[gideonisms]

I keep refreshing the poll to see who's currently ahead in the fight for Ultimate Milf. This is what sports fans go through

[howlingday]

Setting - Jaune has a full kitchen and an entire table of hungry teammates just starving for his food. On the upside, Jaune's really good at cooking! On the downside, Jaune's friends are really "hungry".

Ruby: Kyaaa~!

Pyrrha: Mmph~!

Yang: Isn't a man who can cook just the sexiest thing~?!

Blake: You can really feel how caring he is~.

Jaune: It's good, right? Eat up~!

Nora: (Thinking) No fair! If you flash that boyish smile while acting so mature, I can't stop my heart from going bumpadump! It's like I'm falling... Falling in love with Jauney~!.

Weiss: (Slurps soup, Thinking) Oh, how I hate him! Oh, how I hate him! But his smile is sweet and savory, I can't help but await him~! With another slurp of this soup, I must pedal down on the accelerator of LOVE~!.

Ren: Mm... This is good, Jaune. Please, another bowl, if you would.

Ruby: I can feel all of my cares melting away...

Yang: I feel so energized! Like I could take on every Grimm ever!

Blake: You know, in some cultures, when a man cooks for you, it's a sign he wants to get to know you better. You know, in that way~.

Pyrrha: Really?! Oh, Jaune, that makes me so happy to know~!

Nora: He's so shy, isn't he~?

Weiss: PUT THIS DRESS ON FOR US!

Jaune: W-WHAT?! NO WAY! (Runs away, Being chased by RWBYNP)

Ren: ...Hm? (Everyone else is gone) Ah. They're chasing Jaune down. Oh, well, more for me.