#but prissier and princessier my girl haint never seen | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

boxwinebaddie · 6 months ago

Text

anyways *me ignoring my stannic attack* speaking of tkak ( the delicious uncle nina tsot toxic yuri ) i'm conflicted bc writing it in the old english is kind of impossible to read...but having stas say shit like "gwendolyn, your frock looks rather fetching, particularly the bodice Not That I Was Looking Upon It!" and "alas boys! i am ruined! fetch me the mead so that i may drown my eternal sorrows in it before i throw this cruel wretched form from the bell tower" and "butters you are true ally and kinsman! tucker...may your next meal contain many Poisons" IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY THAT I MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE TO

#nina speaks #special shout out to when stas said she was going to lie in the street and butters was like should we not stop her craig!#and craig was like fear not butters for our friend is so flat chested that any carriage should pass over her without hitch #no fuss will be made aside from her hemming and hawwing #princess kylie vc may ur crotch be infested with 1000 locusts and ur arms too short to scratch you pathetic hedgeburn #calling randy a fat kidneyed fapdoodling Fool #*princess kylie vc* thats PRINCESS to you impudent fowl-fornicating dalcop! know your place or i'll put you in it myself #the ground that is...now Kneel #she is a bottom but shes a power bottom and mini jersey #but prissier and princessier my girl haint never seen #the outside world and she is curious #and thinks the humans killed her mom...but iiiii wonder...#ANYWAYS SORRY TKAK ON BRAIN ILY TKAK #kylie saying stas as ser stanley was very pretty for a man #princess kylie having comphet...fantastic content #stas I Am Off To Lie In The Street! craig vc Make Haste #the stas x butters x craig friendship gives me LIFE #stas vc Choke KNAVE! *stas vc* FOOSOOTH! *stas vc* BY THE GODS *stas vc* THERE ARE STORMS IN MY STOMACH #someone talking to butters: i'd say sleep with one eye open stotch but...erm...Alas...#KHDSLKDLHSKD #i started making a playlist for it yes its just seven devils and solider poet king what ABOUT IT!!!! BANGERS ONLY

9 notes · View notes