#but please feel free to reach out to me on discord i could use the support

[qinche-cvmslvt]

CW: SMUT. Joyride, NSFW. 21+. Pussy eating, outdoor sex.

“When you’re sitting behind me, there are things more interesting than speed.”

Another free Sylus card 😩😩❤️❤️❤️❤️ I was just talking in my discord this morning how I wanted more motorbike Sylus cards. This is unreal. ❤️

Like the feel of your breasts pressing against his back as you hold onto him tightly.

His hand reaching behind him travelling up your thigh, squeezing, silently communicating that he can feel the heat of your body even through the motorcycle gear.

Your hands roaming his torso, slipping under his shirt, tracing the ridges and lines of his hard abs. Making him shudder beneath your touch. His groans lost in the wind but you can feel the vibrations through his back.

He picks up speed. The adrenaline of the motorbike, your touches getting too much. He needs you. Needs more. Needs to taste you.

The bike comes to halt. Neither of you care about the open setting anymore. You need him just as much as he needs you.

He uses his evol to keep his bike steady and up right as he bends you over the seat. His hands making quick work of your jeans yanking them down your thighs and exposing your dripping cunt to the cool night air.

As much as he wants to thrust into you, he doesn’t. Even with the thrill and the risk of outdoor sex he wants to take his time with you. Wants to make you cum at least twice. He drops to his knees behind you. His large hands firmly gripping your ass as he spreads you open. Groaning at the sight of your glistening sex.

“So fucking wet for me, Kitten.” Without further preamble he leans forward, his tongue delving between your folds. Expertly eating you out. He knows your pussy well after all. It’s his favourite place to be.

You grip onto the motorbike, knuckles turning white as your moans fill the night air and the obscene sounds of Sylus enjoying your juices. His fingers join in. Starting off nice and slow, relishing the feeling of your hot wet walls clenching around two of his long large fingers.

He knows just where to stroke and rub to get you over the edge. Your pussy flutters around his fingers, your release gushing out of you onto his hand and mouth. Sylus groans, “fuck yes.” His cock throbs painfully against his pants. The dual zippers seemingly ready to burst from the pressure but he doesn’t pull back yet. He’s gonna wring out every ounce of your pleasure. He loves sending you into overstimulation until you’re begging for relief.

“Sy… p-please!” You whimper. With a satisfied smirk, he licks between your folds a few more times before pulling away.

Sylus makes quick work of his pants. Freeing his large straining cock. “You’re so fucking beautiful like this, Sweetie.”

He strokes himself a few times before easing himself inside your warm centre, groaning at the exquisite sensations. As much as he’d love to fuck into you hard and fast straight away he knows how big he is, that he needs to give you a chance to adjust.

You arch your back. Your sweet moans and gasps like music to his ears as he fills you.

“I could stay like this forever, Kitten.” he groans as he starts to move, the drag of his thick veiny cock against your walls is exquisite. As he feels you relaxing and getting used to his intrusion he grips your hips and starts fucking you faster.

“Ah..ah.. oh fuck.. Sylus!” You cry out in pleasure. He feels deep in any position but when he’s behind you like this… it’s so fucking intense. Your eyes water from the intense pleasure but you look at him over your shoulder. Your face flushed and you’re panting. “D-don’t stop.” You whimper to reassure him that you’re okay.

Sylus nearly cums right then and there. The sight of you, a whimpering, flustered mess. All because of him. “Perfection.” He grunts as he continues to pound into you. Sylus feels his orgasm building at the base of his spine. He reaches around you, finding your clit and massaging it. There was no way he was cumming before you had your second orgasm.

“F-fuck… Sylus!” You throw your head back in pleasure. The dual stimulation of his fingers on your clit and him fucking into you is too much. Your body trembles and shakes beneath him as you orgasm over his cock. Your pussy rippling along his pistoning shaft.

Sylus lets out a loud guttural moan at the feeling of your cunt clenching his cock. “That’s it, Sweetie. Fuck you’re amazing.” After a few more thrusts he hilts inside you. His release barreling down on him. Thick ropes of his cum paint your insides. Marking you as his in the most primal way.

Sylus collapsing against your back, you’re both panting. He nuzzles into your neck. Inhaling your scent as he places a few kisses onto your sweat slicked skin.

“You’re so beautiful. Sweetie. I love you.”

[redfoxwritesstuff]

Hate Mail, part two (Human Alastor x reader)

CW: Rough sex, Dub con Rated: Adult Part 2 of 2 (Part 1 here) Summary: Alastor has been on the receiving end of some nasty letters at the station. With the help of some rather unique penmanship and a stroke of luck, the culprit finds herself in his crosshairs. What sort of lesson will Alastor teach his little hate fan and how will that change when he uncovers the reason why she is sending him the letters?

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Alastor reached down, carefully taking your hand in his. Your legs shook as you tried to get your feet under you as he helped you up. The clicking of your simple heels against the wooden floor of his office seemed too loud at the moment. 

He looked at you tenderly. The soft, caring look in his eyes felt so very much like a lie, and yet you wanted to believe it. The sounds of your sniffling and harsh breathing filled your ears, along with the ticktock of the clock on the wall.

You wanted to believe he hadn’t intended to hurt you, that he lost control. 

You wanted to believe it, but he had said he would make you pay for what you had written. He had said you would suffer, and you had. 

“Oh, do stop sniffling.” Alastor cooed. “It’s not ladylike. I’ll make this up to you, come, come.” 

His hand rested on your back, guiding you back toward his desk. The last thing you wanted was to step deeper into the office again. Giving up what little distance you had made toward the door terrified you. There wasn’t much choice but to obey, though. 

Alastor’s hand on your back told you who still had control. 

You had heard tells from other women how situations like this went. Men pulled out a few dollars, and they thought it would erase their transgressions. That was what you expected, as he forced you to step behind his desk once again. 

The only thing you couldn’t understand was why he had yet to put himself away and fasten his pants. 

Alastor stepped close behind you, wrapping an arm around your waist as he did, pulling your back flush against his chest. His chest expanded as be took a deep breath, nose resting against the crown of your head. Worse, you could feel his cock pressing against your lower back, still exposed and now twitching as it grew harder with each heartbeat that coursed through it. 

“What are you-?” your question caught in your throat as his lips caressed your shoulder, leaving a trail of soft kisses that tempted you to tilt your head to the side. 

“I told you,” Alastor whispered as his other hand planted on the edge of the desk in front of you, “I’m going to make it up to you.” 

“Please, sir.” your voice was high, vocal cords stretched tight as you tried to think of a way out of this. “I don’t need anything. It’s fine. We can- we can pretend this didn’t happen.” 

“You sent those letters because you wanted my attention,” Alastor whispered, fingers working at the buttons of your blouse as you stood, trembling in his arms. “I got angry and took it out on you, but that wasn’t right. I know women don’t have a lot of ways to get a man’s attention.” 

“Please, let me go.” Your heart beat faster as his hand reached into your shirt, slight calluses on his hands scratching at the delicate skin of your abdomen. 

“I will,” Alastor hummed in your ear, hand caressing higher until he was pushing the lacey band of your bra up, freeing your breasts from the tight confines. 

“What are you doing?” You couldn’t help the way your breath caught in your lungs as his fingertips ghosted over the bud of your nipple. 

“Cher,” Alastor spoke as he palmed the swell of your breast, “I find the current fashion trend to bind the breasts down to be so distasteful. There’s something so alluring to the curves of a woman.”

“I’m sorry,” you said, though you did not know what you were apologizing for. You did not dress in the morning with seeing Alastor in mind. That was simply the fashion of the time. 

“This is much better, isn’t it?” Alastor chuckled against your neck, pushing his chest into you as he bent at the waist, forcing you to lean forward. Gravity guided your breast to rest in his hand, filling his palm as you reached out to brace yourself on his desk with one hand. You gripped his wrist with the other, failing to pull his hand from you. 

“Let me go.” You whimpered, “Please, you don’t have to do this.” 

“It’s only fair.” Alastor took his hand from his desk, resting it on your hip. 

Long fingers wrapped around the front of your hip, caressing down your inner thigh as he ran his palm down the front of your hip. Each time his hand pushed its way up your leg, back to your hip, the hem of your skirt rose higher and higher. 

Before you could make sense of what was happening, you felt the rough weave of his slacks against bare skin. While he distracted you with the feeling of his fingers rolling your nipple between them, he had your skirt pushed up around your waist. 

He pushed his leg forward, bullying your thighs apart with his knee as he pushed against your torso. There wasn’t much you could do to resist the push of him, bending you over his desk, leaving your lower half on display. Your knickers were all you had to provide any coverage. 

“Stay just like that,” Alastor ordered as he pulled away, “Be a good girl for me.” 

Your fingers twitched against the papers on his desk. Fear coursed through you as he stepped away, looking at you as you supported yourself on your elbows. The soft fabric of your undergarments was sticky with slick, clinging to your skin.

Glancing over your shoulder, you saw exactly what you feared you would. Alastor was looking at you with a deep hunger. You could feel how your undergarments were stuck to the slick of your core. They were surely near transparent from how it felt. 

Wherever he was directing his attention, it was clear he was enjoying what he was seeing. His cock stood tall and proud out in front of his open fly. His shirt was pulled loose, partially unbuttoned at the bottom and the top. At some point, he had pulled his bowtie from his neck, letting it hang around his shoulders. 

Slowly, he stepped forward, reaching out for you. Strong hands caressed your hip before thumbs hooked under the band. There was a slight resistance as the fabric clung to your slick coated core and then they were falling, leaving a cooling trail down your thigh. 

“You are a pretty little thing,” Alastor murmured to himself. 

A startled yelp fell from your lips as he reached out, running his fingers over your slit, smearing slick around. They moved easily through your folds before his long finger slipped deep inside your core. You fluttered around him, not expecting the intrusion. Pulling back, he added a second before withdrawing both.

“You keep trying to protect your reputation, your decency,” Alastor laughed as he wrapped his hand around his cock, lazily stroked his cock, letting the slick on his fingers smear over his shaft. “But don’t you worry. I won’t tell anyone how badly you want this. I won’t tell them how you tried so hard to get my attention. This’ll stay just between us.” 

You gasped as the soft head of his cock slotted through your folds, caressing over your clit. He thrusted slowly forward a few times, coating himself in your fluids before he adjusted his angle. You had no chance to prepare yourself for the intrusion or beg for mercy. 

He pushed forward, slowly but steadily, sinking deeper into you. Your walls spread, struggling to accommodate the considerable size of him. Burning stretching had you gasping for air. There was no hesitation, no giving you a chance to adjust to his size. 

He pushed and pushed, sinking deeper into you than you thought possible. When pain stabbed at you and you were sure there was no more room, he pushed forward still, forcing your body to make room for him. 

Tears ran down your face as you gripped anything you could find. Hair hung down in your face as your head hung limply from your neck. You could feel the papers crumped under your hand and see how your tears smeared the ink on them.

Sweet relief had you sagging at your shoulders as he pulled back, coated now with slick. The reprieve was short-lived as he snapped his hips forward, setting a harsh pace that quickly had your arms giving out. Pain and pleasure mixed as he hit every part inside you. 

Your begging cries of “Please,” morphed from cries of mercy to please for more. As the pain in your core died out, becoming pure pleasure in the face of your building orgasm, your breasts swayed, nipples grazing crumpled papers.

“Close,” you panted, hardly registering the sting of paper biting into sensitive flesh again and again, tiny cuts gathering along the underside of your breasts. “So close.” Your breath caught as your nipple stung, blood smearing on papers and against your skin. 

Alastor’s hand planted between your shoulder blades, forcing your chest against the desk as he fucked into you. The sound of his groans, the slapping of his balls against your puffy cunt, and your whining moans filled the room. At the moment, you couldn’t care less if someone walking in the hall heard the way he was fucking you. 

Your orgasm hit suddenly, washing over you in a violent wave. Alastor fucked you through it, each thrust a battle as your walls clung to him, trying to suck him deeper and milk him of his seed. He wouldn’t give it to you yet. 

The pace remained bruising. Each thrust was sure to leave a bruise on your ass. Only when your cries lowered into tearful gasps did he slow, pulling from your sopping cunt. His cock was soaked with your slick, glistening in the dim light. 

He grabbed you harshly, pulling you up off his desk. There was no chance that your legs would hold your weight, but they didn’t have a chance to fail you. As soon as you were facing Alastor, he had you pushed back onto the desk, papers sliding under your back. He wrapped your legs around him and thrust in, not caring for being slow or soft. 

The head of his cock pressed up against your stomach, bulging it slightly as he bottomed out. Each sharp thrust left you feeling fuller than ever. You struggled to breathe as his cock punched up into you. 

Hungry eyes watched as your breasts bounced. You were sure that his grip was going to leave ghosts of the encounter on your skin that would linger for days. Becoming aware of the racket you were making, you pressed your forearm against your lips to muffle the sound. 

Alastor grabbed your wrist, pulling your arm away without missing a beat. Any chance of muffling your moans was lost as he pinned your wrists on either side of your head. The change in position seemed to result in an even deeper thrust as he folded over you. Hot breath washed over your breasts as his eyes roamed your skin. 

Zeroing in on the blood bubbling up from the small cuts on your breasts, he leaned down and ran his tongue over each, cleaning away the blood. You moaned, back arching as he took the bleeding nipple between his lips, suckling hard as he encouraged it to bleed more. He moaned deeply at the coppery taste of your blood mixing with the scent of sex and the way your cunt clung to his cock. 

“I can’t,” you moaned, head thrashing back and forth as your core tightened, orgasm dangerously close again. “Please, I can’t.” 

“You will,” Alastor promised, grinding his pubic bone into your clit with each painfully deep thrust, pushing your orgasm closer and closer. “This is what you wanted.” 

“Please,” you cried out as the pleasure grew painfully, “Please, please, please!” 

You came with a scream, voice bouncing off the walls of the small room as your walls clamped down on his cock. Alastor’s pace grew sloppy, though no less harsh, as he chased his own completion. Each breath coming in a deep groan and whispered curse as he fucked you through your orgasm. As your body shuddered around his cock, he his pace stuttered as he painted your walls with his seed. 

He fucked into you, each lazy thrust not offering you any softness as he pulled your hips tightly to him. Eventually he stilled, hot breath washing over your breasts as he looked down at you, eyes dazed as his cock twitched in your sore and overly sensitive hole. 

“I hope the tone of your fan mail changes, going forward,” he said, as he pulled his softening cock from you. “Clean yourself up. I’ve got to get on air in fifteen minutes.” 

“Yes, sir.” It was a struggle to make words form through the fog in your mind. 

“See yourself out.” Alastor said, as he straightened his clothes, making his way toward his office door. Pausing, he looked over his shoulder at where you still laid upon his desk, chest heaving and bare-breasted, cunt leaking his seed onto whatever unlucky paper happened to be under you. “And I expect you to hand deliver any future letters. Do you understand?” 

“Yes, sir.” 

“Alastor,” he said. “My name is Alastor. Use it.” 

[doodlebeeberry]

It's OSC gift exchange number 4, baby!!

Thats right folks!!! once again so so excited to host the gift exchange, hopefully itll be yet another fun one! :D

doing things slightly differently this year: if you wanna join you can just fill out this google form! You can also still join by replying/reblogging/dming me with what you'd like if you prefer to do it that way though.

Rules, dates, and details are all under the cut (and also in the form), please read them through fully before joining!!!

Entries close November 28th at midnight (est)!

For those not in the know, the gift exchange is just what is sounds like! Upon joining, you tell me what you like to see in you gift. After, you'll be randomly assigned a giftee, and will make a gift for them based on what they've requested. When the day comes, you'll post your gift and @ the person it's for!

The timeline this year looks like this:

Nov. 7-Nov. 28: Join the gift exchange by filling out this form, dm-ing me, replying, or tagging this post with what you'd like to receive. You can ask for anything--shows, ships, ocs, whatever! Additionally, if there's anything you dont want to see or can't make (ie, ships that make you uncomfortable), you can make a note of that as well

Dec. 1: I'll let you know who you've been assigned and what they'd like! This'll most likely be done through tumblr dms, so if that's an issue do let me know!

Dec. 1-30: You make your gift! This can be anything, from art to writing to music and more! so long as you follow your giftee's request, the possibilities are endless!

Dec. 31: Post your gift, being sure to @ the person its from! Please do not post your gift before this date!!!

Some other things to note:

You can request anything--shows, characters, ships, etc--just please make sure they are osc related! it is an osc gift exchange after all

Asking for OCs is very much allowed, just be sure to provide me with a reference when you join

in regards to things you can't do, please do note that "i haven't seen x show so i wont do it" or "i'll only do requests for x show" are not being treated as valid requests in this context, so i won't guarantee them. also please remember that giftees are assigned randomly.

If your giftee requests more than one thing, you aren't obligated to fulfill all of their requests if you don't want to. Just be sure to do one of them and you're good!

If you need to drop out for any reason, that is completely ok, it happens! just please be sure to let me know ahead of time so I can re-assign your giftee!

On that note, if you have reason to believe you will be unavailable or otherwise unable to post your gift on the 31st, please be sure to tell me so we can work something out! Additionally, if you can't reach out on tumblr (say, your blog gets deleted) you can also poke me on bluesky (@ bumblebeeberry) or discord (thatonegaycat) about it

You can not join anonymously! I just don't think it'd fair to your giftee

While I highly doubt I will need to, I can bar you from participating if I deem it necessary. Again, unlikely, but in the off-chance it does happen I will message you to let you know, pretty please do not yell at me if I do

Not a requirement but when I send you your giftee if you could just let me know you saw the message i would greatly appreciate it!

As per usual I'll be tagging everything with #osc gift exchange, feel free to use it on your gift as well!

That's it! if you have any questions, comments, notes, what have you, please don't hesitate to dm me! :]

[madhatterbri]

Business Deals | D.P.

Summary: Damian Priest x reader request, please?? 😀. Instead of Rhea being out with an injury, it was Damian, but his relationship with the reader isn't toxic like Rhea and Dom's. Reader is in a relationship with Damian and a member of the judgment day. However, when Damian gets injured, Y/N gets sick of Rhea's controlling ways and decides to do business with Braun Strowman behind their backs. On the night that reader finally turns on TJD and attacks Rhea, Damian returns and confronts her. You can pick a happy or sad ending, and btw, the reader didn't cheat on Damian.

Author's Note: No part 2!

Damian Priest Masterlist

Requested by: anon

Taglist: @plentyoffandoms @theworldofotps @mrsarcherofinfamy

Y/N could feel the tension in the room when she was alone with Rhea. There was no more hiding their true feelings. They absolutely couldn't stand one another. At least when Damian was around, he was the buffer. Now it was all discord in Judgment Day.

"Can I count on you tonight to help me with the Liv Morgan problem?" Rhea asked stiffly. Her arms crossed over her chest.

"We won't have to worry about her anymore," Y/N answered and looked in Rhea's eyes. Her words have a double meaning. One that Rhea will find out during the main event. Mami smiled and walked away. Y/N glared at the woman as she left.

Samantha Irvin introduced them to the arena. The crowd gave a huge pop for Rhea. They absolutely adored her. The woman could simply do no wrong in their eyes. How wrong the WWE Universe was.

Y/N followed her like an obedient follower. This would be the very last time of doing this, she told herself. Liv was in a corner cowering in fear. Her arm pressed closely to her chest. The coward started to plead for her life.

Rhea went up the stairs and into the ring to talk to Liv. Y/N reached under the ring to grab a chair. Within moments, Y/N stood right behind her. All her weeks of planning were about to come to light.

"Y/N, show Liv here what happens when you mess with Judgment Day," Rhea laughed into the microphone.

Y/N grabbed the chair and raised it. She smacked the chair to the back of Rhea. The air in the arena was sucked out. The beloved Rhea Ripley fell to her knees and on the ground. Boos from the arena sounded loudly, but Y/N didn't care. She was finally free.

"I'm done with your controlling ways, Rhea," Y/N yelled in the microphone. She continued her assault on Rhea. The chair came down a few more times. Before the last blow, Finn and JD jumped in the ring.

They were yelling at her to stop. A yelling match broke out in the ring. JD reached out for the chair, but she backed away. Both men were trying to talk some sense into her. The damage was done, though.

Braun Strowman's entrance music played. The two men looked at each other and then the ramp. Braun stormed down the ramp. Each long stride of his legs, carrying him closer to the ring.

"Meet my new friend," Y/N laughed. Braun walked up the stairs and went over the top rope. Finn and JD ran out of the ring. Braun ran after them.

Y/N went back to hit Rhea one more time. Boos sounded once more from the horrified audience. Referees and Adam Pierce ran around the ring to stop the assault. No one could stop her or so she thought.

Damian Priest pushed his way through to the ring. He grabbed the microphone and demanded to know what she was doing.

"I made my own business deal. Aren't you proud of me?" Y/N asked with a huge smile. Damian stared at her in shock. This wasn't the woman he was in a relationship with before his injury.

"Braun is one of our biggest threats. He has berm against us for weeks. Are you really working with him?" Damian asked. He couldn't believe what he was hearing and seeing.

"I told him not to hurt you. I would never hurt you. Just join me," Y/N smiled and reached her hand out to him.

Damian shook his head. "I can't. We are done,"

Damian walked away as Y/N stood in the ring, suddenly feeling more alone than ever.

[jrwi-eldritchstrings-event]

Eldritchstrings Event Sign-Ups Open!!

Hi! Are you looking for some Apothy fun in these trying times of no new Apothesosis episodes? Wanna get together with other toxic yuri fans to make something swag? This post is to let you know that sign-ups are now open for the Eldritchstrings Event - an event centered on Exandroth and Rumi!!

This event is solely being run by @burning-sol (me) and @exandr0th-0f-viscera (my headmate). It probably won't be that large-scale, and we'll be kind of loose with management as we get an idea of what the members involved want from the event in terms of development and a final product. Our biggest rules are to HAVE FUN and TRY YOUR BEST!! If you don't feel like you're having fun, then this event is officially so joever.

If you're interested, please read through everything after the cut, the Sign-Up Form's link is at the end!! Sign-ups close November 16th.

Who can join?

If I've blocked you that's probably a bad sign... Obviously. But other than that, no limitations we can think of! Just know that Xander and I are pro-endo and pro-mspec lesbians; so if that gives you the impression you wouldn't gel well with the group, it's best to steer clear. All we ask of our participants is that they'll...!

Communicate clearly, and consciously try to take others in good faith.

At the least tolerate their cohorts if they can't outright get along with them.

AND, most importantly, they'll reach out to us if there are any issues!! It is no bother and it's actively better for the collective if you're open about anything that may have come up :3

What's the estimated time frame?

Sign-Ups close November 16th! ..however, the time frame for development and publishing will be up to participants to decide - with that process of consultation concluding before 2025.

At the LATEST the deadline for the works themselves will be July 31st, which will leave time for the editors to finesse the final product and publish it August 27th... (the anniversary of the first Eldritchstrings post!) So if you think you could make something by July 31st, even if you're initially busy, join the sign-ups!

If you miss it you will NOT be let into the event late, unfortunately. But no worries, because if the event goes well then there's a high probability another will be held in the future! :D

What contributions are we looking for?

Firstly, anyone who can help with visual design, editing, accessibility and publishing otherwise would be appreciated! There's also room for people who have general experience overseeing events and/or those who would like to help with promotion.

There will also (potentially) be groups, so if all you wanna do is hang around in case a pinch-hitter is needed, you can do that!

In terms of those submitting work to the event, ANY form of art goes! You may want to submit something like...

Fan-fiction, poetry, essays..

Illustrations, comics…

Banners, blinkies, icons…

Moodboards, stimboards, webweaves..

Textiles, cosplay, photography…

Edits, animations, PMVs, AMVs…

Original music, playlists…

Coding, games, 3D works…

Or whatever other weird and unique things you can think of…!

Romantic, platonic, situationship... Angst, comedy, abstract works, complete bullshit… Canon, non-canon, post-canon, somewhere in between… All is welcome so long at it centers on Exandroth and Rumi!!

Our ONLY limitations are that we will NOT be allowing any erotica, and no portrayal of genitalia in terms of artistic nudity! If you are otherwise unsure your work would be allowed, feel free to ask about it!

Also! Works that are exclusive to the event would be super cool, but you can submit older art or continue to work on something from your already existing WIPs if you'd like! The only catch is that you wouldn't be able to resubmit those to any future events... So if you're okay with that, go on ahead!

..and that's about it!

Make sure you've read over this and any relevant posts on this blog thoroughly. Participants will gather in a Discord server, the invites of which will be distributed via Tumblr PMs from this blog. If you're chill with everything stated above, here's the sign-up form!!

-> SIGN UP HERE <-

Note: We will not be personally promoting this event to other social medias, but you have our permission to share this sign-up with Twitter, Instagram, Tiktok, etc!!

[venusmage]

Commission/Life update for 2024

EDIT 4/30/25

Progress is still happening! I've finished several large orders since the last update. As always, feel free to reach out to me with concerns and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. I'll be taking May 2025 off completely from coms as I'm finishing the school semester. Thankfully I'm not taking summer classes THIS year so commissions work will start again on June 1st.

The best days to reach me are Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at the moment. Otherwise it might take me a day or so to get back to you. I work on my own projects on the weekends to preserve my sanity, lol! Just know if I'm drawing something else, I haven't forgotten my queue!

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Original post:

Just want everyone to know I AM okay now and life has gotten better recently. However the past year and a half have been extremely difficult and I'm only now getting back on my feet. I generally don't like sharing life details publicly, but as a freelancer with clients that have been waiting for a while I feel like transparency is key.

If you don't want an explanation for the delays and just want to know my completion timeline, that's totally okay. Here is all the info up front. I'm going to continue updating my commission queue as usual and will not be accepting any more orders until ALL of the queue is completed. I'm working on finishing the half and full bodies first since they've been the longest waiting in queue. Then the rest. I don't have a set date in mind for when they'll be all done for good but the goal is by the end of the year. I think that's more than doable for me now. If you're a client of mine and have questions/concerns, please message me either here or on Discord and I'll do my best to help you. My username on discord is the same as my Tumblr username. Twitter and Ko-Fi are also options but I don't check them as frequently. I usually work Monday-Thursday so that will be the best time to shoot me a message or expect an update to the queue.

Information on what's been going on is below.

CW for mentions of death, financial hardship and homophobia.

As a few of you might remember, in 2019 I was disowned by my mother for being a lesbian. I made the choice to go no-contact. Since then, up until LAST YEAR, she's routinely harassed me or had other family harass me, stalked me on social media, tried to get to me through the website I take commission orders, and threatened me multiple times. I was forced to move across the country both because I felt unsafe and because my partner had family elsewhere that were more accepting. I've had to change my phone number twice.

It's been extremely difficult both financially and mentally to keep my head above water. In 2021 my grandfather died and I still haven't felt like I've been able to properly grieve. I wasn't able to see him due to her and I wasn't invited to his funeral. We were very close and he meant the world to me. In 2023 my grandmother passed away very suddenly as well, and my mother used it as an excuse to harass me over ko-fi/my professional email. It was such a horrific experience that I fell into a months long spiral that I only just now feel like I'm climbing out of. This is when commissions first stalled. I was also starting to get overwhelmed, as I had to take on more work than I could realistically handle in order to pay bills and rent. That's really it - I just had to take more orders so we weren't kicked out of our apartment, and as my mental state deteriorated I couldn't keep up.

The good news is that my wife and moved earlier this year we're living with supportive(!) family now and our financial burden is much lighter. This gives me time to work on my backlog without re-opening. I'm also going to school again, back in college starting this summer for a second degree. For my own health after commissions are finished I'm likely going to take a break on opening them for a good while, even though I really enjoy doing them.

In the past two months amazing and not-amazing things have happened. The amazing thing is I got an ADHD diagnosis, something I didn't even know had been ruining my life for years. I'm still getting used to the proper medications but I'm already seeing a big improvement. It's as much of a relief as it is frustrating. My mother also reared her head again (like she usually does at least once a year) - this time, though, I learned she'd had a stroke. While I'm not involved with her anymore, I think most people could understand how it would still be a very weird and upsetting situation. As of right now I'm free of her once again, she seems to be making a good recovery and will hopefully continue to live a happy life far away from me. Still, those two things back to back have been a LOT to deal with on top of just trying to get better in general. I stepped away from the internet for a while for my own sanity.

The downside to being a freelancer is that there's not always a safety net. That's what happened to me. Thank you all very much for being kind and patient, I genuinely have had nothing but polite interactions with all of you and I really appreciate it. I'm sorry my personal bullshit got in the way of getting my work done for you. This is the longest I've ever taken to complete commissions and it's something that I'm deeply ashamed of. I promise they will get done. Being medicated and starting to recover from the family drama has revitalized me a bit. If you have any questions or concerns please reach out.

[through-fire-and-flame]

be safe, friend, and don't you dare go hollow.

through-fire-and-flame: laurentius of the great swamp, as written by chez. semi-private and selective. affiliated with the incredible @swordluck. blanket content warning for gore, dissociation, and fire. rules, verse tags, and regulations listed below.

(header art from here.)

verse list

#ascended flame - a catch all tag for when all the verses are involved, a new verse without a tag is being used, or other shenanigans are afoot.

#on pyromancy - main verse. considered to take place within the span of the original dark souls. explicitly magical. laurentius is a pyromancer from the great swamp. i also use this tag for when laurentius is (usually ceremoniously) dumped into another place, but remains himself.

#timely conjuration - dark souls 3 verse. considered to take place in dark souls 3/lothric. explicitly magical. laurentius has ended up here through some odd form of time travel; he is dressed as what dark souls 3 calls a "conjurator" and is generally regarded as such. #powder keggery - bloodborne!AU. considered to take place before and during the long hunt presented during bloodborne. explicitly supernatural. laurentius is a powder kegger bent on diving into the chalice dungeons in search of the beasts that can throw fire on their own. #zippo magic - modern!AU. unless otherwise noted, explicitly supernatural. laurentius is a london-born slummer fascinated with fire and the strange magic he's picked up from a Hellfire Club-style secrety society. this verse is in development. #bayou-blooded - modern!AU. could swing supernatural or mundane. laurentius is a lousiana-born man and a member of a bayou group with sincere religious views on nature, with a particular focus on fire. this verse is in development. #whirl o flame! - elden ring!AU. explicitly magical. laurentius is a fire monk whose goal is to climb to the mountaintops of the giants and see the flame of ruin for himself. he is, disastrously, also flirting with studying dragon incantations. this verse is in development.

in all verses, laurentius is considered to be pansexual and panromantic. unless otherwise discussed, romantic relationships occur in their own continuity, separate from other such relationships.

as of recently i've been reblogging memes using the tag #pyromancy tome. unless otherwise noted in the tags of the same post, i'm still accepting them (though if you pick an older meme, please note what meme it is or include the prompt, not just the number/symbol!)

the rules

mun is 35+. i much prefer writing with people who are 21 and over.

i am open for messages and asks, and be reached on Discord under chezdispenser. please feel free to reach out and plot!

this blog features fairly frequent (and tagged) OOC content. you may be occasionally jumpscared by a gray cat named Saber who loves you. you have been warned.

i try my very hardest to be nice; i expect others to do the same. being a dick to me or to others is a quick way to end our association.

NSFW must be discussed before i write it. most NSFW material will be published to @flash-sweat. nsfw tag for all verses is #nsf pyromancy.

i have a day job that involves writing and a wealth of focus issues. replies may be slow. gentle reminders are welcome; being rude is not.

in the same vein, i always welcome feedback or requesting edits/changes to posts to better fit your ideas or the thread. i do not take such requests personally.

i have absolutely no problem avoiding triggers; please don't fret about bringing them up.

on my own triggers, i am unwilling to include on-screen sexual assault, prolonged and detailed torture, or detailed violence against small animals or children in my writing, and i ask that you not include it in yours when writing with me.

[sanyng]

1x1 krp !

hello ! this might be a long shot on here but i’m looking for a few partners for sms based rps, of course with lit either when we want to or when it needs to happen !

i do enjoy writing lit , and when i do i tend to write around 5-7 paragraphs but i like to mirror my partner so shorter or longer could always work too. if you aren’t interested in a sms based roleplay thats 100% okay , just let me know when we start talking and we can do lit ! however , please just know that my reply time for lit will differ more than it will for sms

i will only rp with people that are legal please mdni

im open to any pairing , mxm, mxf, fxf with no preference for who i play or which pairing we do

i write for a few different groups ! some examples are these :

seventeen , ateez , onlyoneof , the boyz , aespa , fromis_9 , red velvet (+ more)

for plots i enjoy a good mix of angst + romance , i don’t want to do anything too dark or anything that is morally grey + i tend to stay away from fantasy too. if that’s what you’re looking for then im not the partner for you :( however , im open to trying new things so as long as it isn’t anything i said i wont do then just pitch the idea to me and im sure we can work on it

i only use discord for rps, we can either discuss on here a little or move straight to discord , it’s up to you !

i think that’s everything ! like this post + i’ll dm you or feel free to reach out yourself , thankyou!

[be-compromised]

Anmibirthday Comment Bingo

Hi All, our Comm Annibirthday is coming up - the be_compromised livejournal was created 6th May (first post 7th May) 2012. We’ve reached teenage status (13)!

In the spirit of gift giving and spreading some fandom joy, appreciation, and encouragement: let’s gift some comments. Taking place until the end of May see how many squares you can cross off on the bingo card below. Share in the DW comments, on tumblr, on discord, or wherever you like. Let us know if you score a row (horizontal, vertical, or diagonal) or a full house. Comments can be on anything, not just Clint/Natasha works (apart from the clintasha specific square). All fun, no pressure.

Feel free to also continue this after May, but - as those doing the WIP challenge know - sometimes setting a deadline helps with getting things done :D

Suggestions For Leaving Comments

If you're feeling stuck here's some suggestions for leaving comments. Feel free to share guides and other top tips:

If you reached the end of a fic, lingered looking at fan art, or watched a fan vid to the end, then just simply saying that you liked it will very much be appreciated! If you'd like to expand on that, you could add one/a few things that stood out that you liked. And if you liked it enough that you decided to bookmark it to view again, the creator would love to hear that too.

> I really liked this! / I really enjoyed this! / Thank you for writing this! > I liked when... / I especially liked... / I loved the bit where... Could be with a brief explanation of the part you mean, or you could just copy and paste your favourite line(s). For art and other creative works maybe you liked the colours, the way the character's hair was drawn, the timing of the music and the visuals in a fanvid. > This part made me laugh... / Argh, it was so sad when... Creators love to hear your reactions. That can be copy and pasting lines and then adding 'I loved this!', 'ARGH', Clint, no. CLINT, YES.', an emoji... > I've bookmarked this to appreciate again / I loved this so much, it's one I'll reread! / I've watched this vid ten times and I'm gonna watch it again > Or you can take a page from the lovely firlalaith's book and leave a string of hearts: 💜💜💜

If you have any questions please comment in the questions comment thread on DW or @ a mod in the discord. As always, be kind and have fun. Happy Annibirthday folks!

With huge thanks to aster / @asterarchers for creating it, your bingo card is:

Be_Compromised Comment Bingo 2025 Comment on…

Row One: 1. Something with fewer than 13 comments; 2. Something posted in 2020-5; 3. A piece of fan art; 4. Something 1-5k words long; 5. Something outside your usual comfort zone. Row Two: 6. Something posted in 2014-9; 7. A fanvid/edit; 8. A fanfic; 9. Something you’ve only left kudos on; 10. Something you found from a rec. Row Three: 11. A platform other than AO3; 12. A WIP; 13. Free Space; 14. Something 5-10k words long; 15. Something longer than 10k words. Row Four: 16. Something you’ve already reviewed before; 17. Rec something you commented on; 18. At least 13 clintasha fics; 19. quote your fav except in the comment; 20. Something shorter than 1k words. Row Five: 21. Something posted before 2013; 22. Leave comments every day for a week; 23. Add an emoji to the comment; 24. Reply to another comment on the same post; 25. A podfic.

[audr3y202]

Hello! My last roleplay ad was a little sloppy on my part, more so wanting to at least send something out rather than focusing on adding in a bit more details than before so I figured I would add in a little bit more detail and re-upload a new ad!

* I’m a female in my early twenties so for starters, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT, my account is 18+ only! Second of all, I do have a bit of a life so if I don’t get back to you right away, I’m either busting my ass at work, doing college work, or sleeping tbh, but I also won’t ghost you either, I’ll let you know if I’m gonna be busy or even when I’ll be able to respond if I can’t right away. I like to be treated the same way, please let me know if you’re busy, I won’t bug you and will respect your boundaries but I also don’t like to be ghosted either. Third of all, I write pages if the roleplay plot and story is going great, I don’t expect the same thing but I also don’t want to read a paragraph compared to my multi paragraph/page reply. Fourth of all, i love having fun with the story and plot and seeing where it’s gonna go, and I want you to have fun too, please feel free to reach out to me if you want to add something to the roleplay or you don’t want to do a certain thing, I want us to enjoy the roleplay together. I usually play carrier, and looking for an m+f scenario but f+f is also just fine!

~ Likes Include but aren’t limited to;

* Slice of life, sweet, sappy scenes🥰

* Pregnancy(that’s a given)

* Long, difficult, painful birth/labor

* Pregnancy symptoms such as, morning sickness, aches and soreness, swollenness, intense/weird cravings, aversions to certain smells, constant bathroom trips, extreme hormones, tender breasts, stretch marks, mood swings, etc

* I love when the partners so comforting and supportive of my character, taking care of them as they go through the journey of pregnancy

* Doctors appointments like glucose tests or ultrasounds

* 1-2 babies or 1 huge baby

* Overdue pregnancy

* Hospital/Midwife births

* Home births

* Water breaking

* Breeding

* Births in unexpected places

* Toxic relationships, like my character constantly arguing with yours for putting her in this situation to begin with, eventually making up somehow?

* Drama!! I love some drama in a plot, keeps it even more interesting than it already is

* Unplanned pregnancy

* Young pregnancy(18+!!!!!!)

* Sub/Dom

* I’m sure I’ll add more but these are just a few!

~ Dislikes include but aren’t limited to;

* Underage!!

* Scat/Pee

* Gore

* Hyper pregnancy

* Unbirth

* Alien pregnancy

* Incest

* Gas

* I’m sure there’s also more to this

~ Scenarios I enjoy/would like to play out;

* Husband/Wife

* Boyfriend/Girlfriend

* Engaged

* Boss/Assistant

* Best friends

* Friends with benefits

* Enemies

I know it’s a lot, and I’m sure if I haven’t added something that you’d wanna add to the roleplay please feel free to ask me, I’m pretty flexible. Lastly, I write in third person for the most part, I could do first person as well but I definitely prefer third over all. I also mainly roleplay here or on discord!:)

Feel free to reach out if this interests you at all!<3

[harringrove-summer-exchange]

FAQ

What are we exchanging?

Any form of fan art such as written fics, drawings, moodboards, playlists, etc. Our signup form will have an option for you to select the type of fan art you're hoping to see. Since this is a smaller, first-year exchange we will NOT have any minimum requirements for gifts. This means that your gifter may give you a fic that's 5 words or less, or that you may get a playlist with just one song. You do not need to incorporate all the prompts your giftee included in their wants list. You ARE required to not include ANYTHING your giftee included in their do not want list. If you're not sure, please reach out to us and we'll connect you to your giftee.

What are sign up requirements?

You must be 18+ to enter! If your Tumblr blog does not indicate your age (we don't need exact numbers, general terms like 18+ or elder milenial is also fine), we will not be able to sign you up.

What if I'm not on Tumblr?

For the first year, we're keeping all communications in Tumblr while we figure out logistics. This was the easiest way we could think of to keep things relatively google-free and anonymous. We will have an optional discord server for folks that signed up

How do I sign up?

Please fill out this form (we're using a Google Alternative called CryptPad) We'll ask you for your Tumblr handle, desired medium (drawing? fics?), desired rating (explicit? gen?) and most importantly, what you want to see and what you do NOT want to see. What you want to see is more of a guideline. Gifters are not required to hit all of your want list (but they should try to hit at least some). Gifters ARE required to NOT include anything in your do not want list

Do you need pinch hitters?

We do! Please fill out this form. Pinch hitters will not get a gift in exchange (but you'll have our gratitude). You can both sign up for an exchange and as a pinch hitter. Please fill out BOTH forms to do so. Pinch hitter applications will last for the duration of this event.

How do I get matched?

Once everyone is signed up, we'll send out links to a table where you'll see anonymized prompts, desired mediums, desired ratings, etc. Then you can rank each request from 1 (absolutely want this) to x (do NOT match me with this prompt). Then we'll use the rankings to match you to your first pick as much as possible. If there's competition, we'll break the tie using dice rolls. If you'd rather not rank at all, please send us a DM and tell us what you feel comfortable creating, and we'll do our best to match you. But folks who set a ranking explicitly will get priority

Will I get exactly what I asked for?

No. Artists should NOT incorporate things you said you do NOT want, but we can't guarantee that your gifter would be able to fit in all the things you said you DO want.

What happens if I need to drop out?

That's alright. Life happens. Please let us know as soon as possible so we can look for pinch hitters. We'll announce calls for pinch hitters on the blog and discord

What if I have a question for my giftee?

If you DM us, we'll create an anonymous doc for you and your giftee. You can chat asynchronously on that doc. Please do not share your names or blog handles to keep up the surprise.

What happens if I have a question for the mods?

You can either message us or send us an ask here! Or contact us in the discord server

Can I keep posting AFTER the work due date - August 24, 2025?

Yep! The work due date is just the due date to complete the work, but you may want to space out posting if you had a longer fic. As long as you finish the fic by the due date, and have at least one section posted by then, it's all fine.

Can I post BEFORE the posting date - June 20, 2025?

Please don't. We won't be prepared to share your fics or announce them before the date.

Where do I post?

Ao3, Tumblr, BlueSky... anything is fine as long as it's accessible to your giftee without them needing to make a new account besides Tumblr and Ao3. We would greatly appreciate if you avoid Twitter (also known as X)

If you have more questions, please send us a DM on this blog or ask us on Discord (we'll send you the discord link when you sign up).

[kafus]

your recent post about love kind of made me want to tell you but ive always had a bit of a crush on you 🙈

we probably live in different places based on when your active on tumblr and discord so i dont think i'll ever tell you off anon since itd be fruitless.... but youll definitely find a girlfriend who accepts all of you, i frequently think about you and also follow your mental health sideblog. what you do with pokemon is incredibly cool to me, learning a little bit about DID through you has felt kind of relatable too. ive had "fantasies" about us comforting each other through mental health things (i dont have DID but i do have dissociation issues...) idk i just think youre really interesting and passionate and smart and im attracted to that. youll definitely have someone someday

okay upfront i just gotta say

we probably live in different places based on when your active on tumblr and discord

this probably means nothing. for the record my timezone is EST and it's 11 am as i type this. i post on tumblr and discord in the middle of the night OFTEN because my sleep schedule isn't real so i figured i'd clarify but um anyway

this was a really surreal message to get considering how messed up i've been about the idea that no one could ever possibly find me attractive lately and i commend the bravery in sending it even on anon and i really appreciate it. scratches forehead i am definitely demiromantic to some degree which makes things more difficult, i don't just wanna say "come off anon" because i know that i can't accept a confession from someone i am not already a good friend with. BUT. that being said. since you bring up discord i assume we're in similar circles and i am always down to make new friends. me being spotty with activity sometimes doesn't mean i'm not interested and in fact i love when people ping me or pester me online LOL i really appreciate being reached out to even if sometimes i miss things! so please feel free to reach out and get to know me etc. i can't promise a reciprocation of feelings but yknow. i don't bite

regardless of any of the above it's nice to know that someone could think of me that way. so thank you for telling me

[a-ackermann]

RP RULES

This will only be a brief synopsis of my rules and standards, after reading below if interested please dm me, we can discuss rules and boundaries more in depth prior to beginning an rp. As of now all rps I’m opening are AoT exclusive.

- As a literate writer, varying on how detailed or lengthy of a writer you are will of course effect my responses, however please consider that me being a literate writer means the majority of my responses will be longer, varying 2-10 paragraphs, overall I max out at 3k word replies (IF that is what we’re going for). So long as there’s something for me to actually form a real response to I’ll gladly keep a rp alive.

- I will portray most canon characters and am very open to either SFW or NSFW plots, though when it comes to my own prompts my rps tend to turn NSFW eventually. (though I’m very strict about enforcing slow-burn say it were a build up to romance.) I tend to prefer playing as my OC with canon characters, obviously I ship my OC with Levi but this doesn’t mean I exclusively rp with Levi mains/portrayers. I’m open to about anything so long as you reach out with a suggestion. If you wish to have no NSFW content whatsoever, or at the least no sexual content please let me know!!!! I have no issues with these accommodations just because I’m a freaky little goose in the pond.

- I do not write homosexual pairings, both mxm and fxf. I’m a straight woman, who used to identify as a trans gay man when I used to write for gay pairings exclusively, if I were to do that now I’d feel as if I’m fetishizing. So respectfully, please don’t come to me asking for this because I have no exceptions.

- Regarding sexual content, I will not engage in any beastiality, scat/piss fetishes, DDLG/MDLG/age-play, etc, basically if it could get you in legal trouble or it’s just generally fucking disgusting don’t even bother suggesting it. Reiterating here, I enjoy getting freaky in writing now and then, but I won’t ever make it the exclusive theme of the rp.

- Please understand I love doing this in my free time,

FREE TIME!!!

Meaning, no, I am not ignoring you. I’m an outspoken and confrontational person by nature, if there is an issue I will openly address it to your face before ending a role play, guaranteed. Therefore, give me time if I haven’t updated you whatsoever, as in not even to say that I’m answering you soon, because I’m either at work or at home rotting after work.

- If you’re looking for me to play a specific character for you in one rp and you’re willing to portray for me in another at the same time lmk!! I know it can be exhausting writing as a character for someone else’s appeal when you also have an idea to execute.

- If you dislike the way I write for a character, please let me know so that we can discuss it and potentially work out changing things about my portrayal to better suit your expectations. I’m very open to criticism so long as it comes from good intentions.

- If you want to restart an rp by all means please speak up!! It’s very difficult to rouse or annoy me over an rp, I’d rather know you’re unsatisfied than continue leading an rp knowing you’re struggling to come up with a response.

- ISO long-term rp partners atm, I’m very interested in meeting other compatible writers.

- I’m not hellbent on any particular platform, I prefer Discord, otherwise if there’s an app you’d prefer to talk on just let me know.

- Finally, I can be picky with what rps that I open and those I engage with, though this doesn’t mean I’ll shoot you down immediately if I don’t like your suggestion, I’ll most likely stay and work with you til we’re both happy with a plot unless what you’re looking for is something I’m entirely disinterested in.

Please do not be afraid to reach out to me!! Even if we end up not starting an rp together I can assure you I will get back to you and I wont be upset if you have questions either 💙💙💙💙💙

P.S. Just to avoid further confusion, I’m continuing to go under my OC name on this account 💙

[palms-upturned]

Hey everyone, sorry for the prolonged inactivity. My health kind of collapsed for a while there and I’ve been dealing with housing problems due to unemployment. I don’t feel like that’s a good reason to let this blog go unattended considering the far worse conditions that people in Gaza are suffering while they continue to fundraise for not only themselves but others as well, so I won’t try to excuse myself. I will say for clarification that asks were closed here and on VGF and will remain closed for a while longer because tumblr has been eating them, so DMs are safer for people to contact me and not get lost or buried. I’ve been trying to keep up with a spreadsheet of all the campaigns that have reached out to me, but I still have catching up to do, especially since tumblr, GFM, and PayPal all continue to target Gaza fundraisers. I want to get both blogs up and running again soon and to try and find a way to contribute more to fundraisers, like art in exchange for donations, but I may still be slower going than I’d like to be. I’m going to try to start working my way through DMs to start with.

Catching up with VGF will take longer and I’m reconsidering a lot of things abt how I run it because I’m afraid of doing more harm than good with how ppl seemed to take me as a primary verification source rather than the sources I documented, and with some mistakes of my own where I took it at face value that a blog promoting, iirc, the Ayyad family campaign was run by that family, only to find out that the Ayyads did not know who was running the blog, which then pivoted to promoting a different, unverified fundraiser, which people claimed was verified based on my post that included that URL. I also don’t think it will be possible to regularly update the fundraiser amounts in the master posts anymore because of how many campaigns have reached out, so I’m rethinking that as well. Once I’m caught up on the campaigns that have reached out, I want to add more mods to the blog to help me, esp in case my health declines again. But doing that will mean losing access to DMs, so I’m apprehensive about relying only on asks again when so many asks were getting eaten and I was having problems with tumblr only displaying a certain number of them. If anyone knows a fix for the ask box, please let me know!

If you’re looking for a campaign to donate to today, please consider Mohammed Ayesh’s campaign. He has spent months helping to verify fundraisers on the ground in Gaza and run @/gaza-evacuation-funds while he’s only halfway to his own fundraising goal after all this time.

My health seems to be improving somewhat right now and my brother and I have sort of accepted that we’ll lose our housing once this lease is up, but we do have family to fall back on, so it’ll be ok. What that means is I’m gonna let go of the idea of finding a job for a while and focus on this + sorting out my health issues. I was involved with some group research projects while I was away to try and stay involved with something helpful, but they’ve kind of just… died out and I don’t know if any of that work will be made use of. If not, I’ll try to share whatever useful info and strategic research strategies I’ve learned here on this blog.

If anyone needs to contact me quickly, you can reach out for my discord, or other messaging apps if we’re long time friends/mutuals. How much screen time I can tolerate at a time depends on my migraines, brain fog, fatigue, etc so I apologize if even then it takes me a while to get back to you. Especially feel free to hmu if strategic corporate research on a particular arms company sounds like something that could be useful to you.

[the-book-of-faulkner]

Creator's Note:

Apologies for the extended hiatus

My work has really picked up in the last couple months, which unfortunately means I don't have anywhere near as much time as I would like to dedicate to the series.

Part of that is on me, when I started this endeavor it was myself alone. I have remained writer, director, editor, and actor thus far which unfortunately was never going to be a sustainable model.

I have recieved a few asks over the last week's inquiring about the show's status and I put off my response because I had a choice to make.

Due to my current time constraints, I cannot continue to write the show

So I could either abandon my hard work, with a hope to one day continue when I had a less oppressive schedule

Or I could look for (a) writer(s)

I was hesitant at first, because I did not want to impact the quality of the series negatively, but I have decided that the best course of action is to bring on a new writer.

I have notes on the series progression, and a few scripts for later episodes either partially or fully written, which I would provide to the writer.

If you would be interested in writing for the series: please DM me either on this account or my main (@idl3dr3ams)

Or you can reach out to me on discord where I am @/idledreams2

If you are interested in sound design or editing, feel free to reach out as well. While I can edit much faster than I can write, having a hand with that would also be appreciated. Though I don't need an editor as much as I do a writer/writers

Thank you so much to everyone for your patience, support, and understanding. I hope you continue to stick with us and finish the series

[inventors-fair]

I Have No Idea What Other Copy Puns There Are It Is 12:49 AM Please Give Me a Break

Congratulations to our runners-up this week: @khyrberos, @xenobladexfan, and @nine-effing-hells!

@khyrberos — Warren Broodmaster

When I first read the flavor text I covered my face and laughed. I love the flavor, as well as the abilities making it a really explosive card. My main critique is the the second ability needs to be designated as landfall like in Iridescent Vinelasher, making it too complex for standard with three different non-evergreen keywords. I also am slightly wary of the fact that it could swing games, but the 7 mana entrance gives me just enough doubt to not hold it against the design.

@xenobladexfan — Littjaran Ripples

Sometimes you just have to give it to a big dumb blue card that promises to get scarier the longer it's on the field. I really like the finagling with the text to make it work well in a way the player will understand, even if it's a tad clunky.

@nine-effing-hells — Entreat the Masses

Hell yeah, another entreat card for the supercycle. This is effectively a more versatile Clone Legion, but that double X means that you're going to be having a rougher time copying your opponent's board if you didn't draw it this turn, which I think accounts for a rarity drop. The only reason that this isn't a winner is because I'm pretty sure you make your entries in MSE and you didn't use the cool miracle frame. Yeah, it's superficial, but sometimes you need to make tough, inane choices as a judge.

General commentary will be worked on at least a little tomorrow. If you're impatient (and by impatient I mean don't want to be beholden to my terrible terrible ADHD like I am) feel free to reach out in the #fair-talk channel in the discord server and I'll let you know my thoughts there.

-@gollumni