#but ok for once in his life he aint run to try n flee the scene homie STAYED... we love growth lolol
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he was strolling around kingsboro , minding his own business entirely , smoking a joint as a gondola ride in paris by the messenger blasted through his air pods . as he takes another hit , he notices his joint , which is basically a pretty small roach right now , is off . he sighs , grabs the lighter he has hanging on his neck as a necklace and attempts to light it again , but he’s a moron and ends up lighting his finger by accident , causing him to wince in pain and drop the roach . it happens so quickly and it really looks like something out of a movie . as soon as the roach touches the plant on some random yard , the entire plant lights on fire . cam stands there , stunned as the plant bursts into flames .... all because of his roach . “ are you fuckin’ serious ? ” he let’s out , staring at the whole thing in bewilderment . he pulls out his water bottle from his backpack and pours it on the plant , which stops the fire , but the plant is destroyed . he checks the window from the house to see if anyone is looking , and luckily , no one is there , but unlike other days , cam actually feels bad about what he did . he doesn’t know who owns this house , but he wasn’t trying to sabotage their yard on purpose . it’s something he would never do , and he’s not sure why he does it instead of running , but he gets into his grandfather’s car and visits seven different plant stores . none of them have the exact plant he burned , but he buys one of every other kind . he comes back , his car filled with plants , before he lets out a sigh and knocks on the door , not knowing why the fuck he’s even doing this . when it swings open , he smiles awkwardly . “ hey , super funny story ! so like , your plant just .... combusted into flames , ” cam lies , nodding his head before the truth comes out , “ okay , so i accidentally set that bitch on fire , but i swear , it was an accident ! i went to like seven different plant stores , but none of them have your stupid fuckin’ plant , ” after you burned down their plant , cam , really ? jesus . he notices that came out harsher than intended , but that’s just how he is . “ i really tried to find it , but that shit’s gone as fuck . i bought every other plant they had in all seven stores though , if that helps . i swear , i didn’t do it on purpose . ” why did he care so much ? it was just a plant , after all . “ all the plants are in my car .... you wanna come see ? ”
#kingsboro.start#cam is such a crackhead??? LMFAOOO#like just setting shit on fire 24/7 even on accident i fuckin dsjncbsvc hate him god vksjfvncf#but ok for once in his life he aint run to try n flee the scene homie STAYED... we love growth lolol#fire tw#weed tw
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