#but ohhhh woe is me how shall i ever recover from this

[sigskk]

guys i need to paint Him again while binge watching arcane by the fireplace but nooooooo i have an essay due tonight.

[xiao-cafe]

hello dex, my sworn worstie. i am here due to court mandates that required me to message you about your fic.

nonetheless, here's me being mushy abt ur fic:

im gofdifkdsdkdsjjwask WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO FALL INTO XIAO AND TEAR HIS SHIRT OPEN,,, when is it my turn 2 be happy,,, i loved that part sm its like. cliche anime trope. but in a super cute way. oh no woe is me xiao has to catch me and then i tear his shirt open """on accident""" and we kiss????????? iconic. spectacular.

xiao,,, xiao watching over the reader,,, as they sleep,,, OTL i am a puddle on the ground ,,,, him hearing the reader sleep talk that they love him,,, xiao laughing,,, giggling perhaps,,,, ohhhh its so cute im going to explode /pos

xiao climbing through the window like a bug just so he can cuddle (not clickbait) ! MATCHING PAJAMAS with the adeptus who would easily scoff that u have no respect for the adepti to ANYONE ELSE but he is so enamored with the reader that he does it,,, my heart,,, MY HEART,,, proving to all of the reader's relatives that their "boyfriend who lives in another realm of existence" is REAL at the wedding,,, but xiao knowing how to dance,,, trying to tire out the reader so they go home and cuddle with him,,,

thinking abt asking zhongli for ring advice,,, that's it. this fic killed me /pos i am drowning in the fluff and i will never recover. lovely fic. chef's kiss. mwah. splendid,,,, im holding it close to my heart n not letting it go !!

omgg is this the one and only axia of favoniuscodex in my inbox i can’t believe i have the honour of receiving an essay praising my work from a literal literary GOD

this is my greatest achievement ever i shall print this out and frame it on my wall-

jk

MY BELOVED WORSTIE YOU’VE MADE MY DAY WITH THIS ASK

IN EXCHANGE I SHALL DO THE SAME IN YOUR INBOX, JUST YOU WAIT.