#but now she has a stuffed snake named bella w

[heybiji]

[allsassnoclass]

omg i am on my phone now because i am ALSO going to bed so i cannot answer these questions back to you, i will do so in the morning. thank you for your answers they have been collected for science. also i think semicolon is right for you, like if i'd had to guess that's what i would've said. love you, i love being your friend, goodnight talk to you tomorrow or today i guess when you see this ask xoxo bella

okay!! good morning!!! well it's six minutes past morning for me but it's still technically morning for you. things are decent but i've only just woken up so who knows where that will go. my day yesterday DID involve LOTS of red, i wore my nats shirt & snapback & red converse and i watched the nats game and their color is red. you know i used to be firmly on the side of american spellings but lately i keep catching myself wanting to use the british ones, which i think is a result of the 5sos fic i keep writing with british spelling. i agree though, color and colour are pronounced differently to me. i just like the vibes of colour. my favorite punctuation mark is maybe an em dash? or a semicolon. equally good. but the punctuation mark with which i emotionally identify has to be the exclamation mark, right? i feel like i embody the !!!!!!!!!!!!

i agree w you i am more of a dog person too (i feel cats are a little bit overrated but you did not hear that from me) but i still love cats and i would give a cat lots of love as is deserved. i would LOVEEEEEEE a snake probably more than dogs just because that would be so funky and exciting omg can you imagine??? which of them do you think is most likely to get a snake? i know i'm the one answering questions here but i'm turning it around on you again. i had water yesterday and i just woke up today but i will have water now just for you.

my next question is do you have stuffed animal friends and if so will you introduce me?? i hope your day today is nice, i love you lots!!! xoxo bella

okay I am just now getting to this because I overslept and then had meetings and class but! here we go! good afternoon!

yeah I feel like you embody the exclamation mark pretty well, you’re very enthusiastic.  I like cats but I grew up with dogs and my biggest exposure to a cat as a kid was a really mean one that my family friends owned and she once hissed in my face unprompted (like I was just sitting there, she put her paws on my knees and then hissed at me) so I simply don’t know how to act with cats.  I think ashton would be most likely to get a snake because chaotic vibes and although he has penny the others have had their dogs for longer and are more committed to them whereas penny doesn’t live with him all the time I don’t think so he could use another creature in the house. otherwise though calum also gives me slight snake-owner vibes for some reason.  kinda want one of them to get a lizard too because I really like lizards I think they’re neat. or a turtle!!!!

I do have stuffed animal friends! a lot of them are at home but a few are here with me let me take a pic:

on the left we have Tembo, who is very very precious to me and is my elephant pencil case! I have had him since elementary school and I love him.  This summer I want to restuff him and replace his inner lining because it’s torn and grimy since he has pencils in him.  Next is Bearsy, the bear I got when I was four from the library summer reading program.  I could choose between a book and her and, being four years old, I chose her.  It was a good choice.  Next is Big George who I got at the zoo by my college two years ago! I just think he’s neat.  I found out that the actual rhino at that zoo is named Harrison so I take amusement in the fact that if you combine the names it’s George Harrison, who was a Beatle.  Last is the stegosaurus my sister crocheted and mailed to me with my calculator when I needed my calculator earlier this semester.  His name is tentatively Little Dino but in my head I just think of him as the stegosaurus.

do you have stuffed friends??? can I meet them please??????

hope your day is going well, love you bunches <3

[randomchick29]

50 Facts About Me (THANK YOU FOR 50 FOLLOWS!)

So... as promised in this post, I’m doing 50 facts about me because 50?! people followed me and my crazy masa obsessed cat mom ass. Thanks for enjoying my messed up commentary/rambles! Great, now I’m starting to sound like a youtuber that just wants money lmao sorry. Enough mushy stuff, and onto ze list!

Possible trigger warning: I’ll try to keep this as positive as I can, but there may be some things that can trigger some people (including but not limited to mental health, abuse/bullying, eating disorders etc.) If you are not comfortable with those topics, don’t read this.

1. My real name is Robin (middle name starts with Y and my last name starts with G)

2. I live in AZ

3. I LOVE FOOD. Part of the reason why I love masa and luka tbh... But seriously, food is great.

4. My fav foods are crab, ham, and burgers. See why I can’t become vegetarian 😂

5. I HATE onions with a passion.

6. My fav animals are owls, cats, hedgehogs, snakes, and whale sharks.

7. I have two dogs and used to have a cat (extremely long story short: My cat is in the “care” of an abusive psycho that isn’t allowed near me so I can’t see her ever again :/ but my sisters can) I still love Lucky (my cat) to death. She’s a sweet kitty (most of the time) and I miss her so much ❤️

8. My dogs are named Tucker and Bella. They’re both miniature schnauzers and they’re crazy. Tucker is a sweetheart, but he DOESNT. STOP. BARKING. He has a bit of a jealousy issue. When Bella gets attention, he starts barking and/or pushes her away from the human 😂 He hates when his people hug. He will jump on them and bark and growl. He also has stuffed animals that he LOVES. He uses them as pillows and carries them around. Bella is a lazy piggy ass. All she does is sleep and eat (like me haha). Half the time she’s too lazy to get up and go outside, and only responds when there’s food (once again, just like me 😅) They absolutely love each other though. Tucker licks her and grooms her and Bella follows him around and it’s just the cutest thing.

9. My lucky number is 9 because my birthday is 9/29 and my adoption day is 9/9 (see what I did there hehe get it? fact 9 is about my lucky number 9? no? okay...)

10. I’m adopted from an orphanage in (Eastern?) China

11. I have 2 sisters. They’re both in college but everyone who sees us on the street thinks I’m the oldest because I’m taller and curvier. One is 21 (but everyone thinks she’s like 16) and the other is 19 (people think she’s like 10 😂) No, none of us are blood related.

12. I’m 5’ nothing...

13. I’ve always been heavy for my height and age. I was and still am judged because of how much I eat and weigh. Because of this, I had an eating disorder in 4th grade and have always hated myself and envied my sisters for their tiny asian bodies.

14. I used to do tennis, dance, and swimming. I haven’t done any sports since then.

15. I can play 3 instruments, and tried many others. I played piano for 10 years, violin for 2, and French horn for 6 months.

16. I am EXTREMELY double jointed in my fingers

17. I have a fused tooth

18. My fingers bend back at the first knuckle way farther than most people’s

19. My hair is REALLY long and grows really fast. It goes to around my hip/tailbone area as of now.

20. My shoe size is a 7

21. My fav colors are red and green

22. My first fictional crush was Link. I was 8 at the time. We’re still going strong 7 years later.

23. Only a few months ago did someone top (wink wonk) Link: MASAAAA

24. My first otome was Shall We Date? Love Tangle after I saw an ad for it on trivia crack. My first route was Ryan. My fav is Nolan.

25. I still love MM, but I don’t have the time OR space on my phone to play (SORRY ZENNY)

26. I got in huge trouble when I was 10 coz I made a bunch of accounts that my mom didn’t approve of. I made an email, twitter, pottermore, quizilla (I miss that site smh), etc. And I did it MULTIPLE times. After she took the computer from me, she found out my DS had internet too. I didn’t have my DS for a long time. She would give it back after a while, and ID GO ONTO THE INTERNET AND YOUTUBE EVERY. DAMN. TIME. I got my DS back on Christmas in 7th grade coz I got games for it and she trusted me enough (and I had a phone by then so yay trust...?)

27. ...the twitter accounts still exist... I’ve looked back at them and I wanna kms holy crap it was bad. Lesson: 10 year olds shouldn’t be on twitter.

28. I love Harry Potter and The Inheritance Cycle (Eragon series). My fav HP book is Order of the Phoenix, and my fav IC book is Eldest.

29. My fav Zelda is a tie between Skyward Sword and Wind Waker

30. My fav Pokémon are Garchomp, Shaymin, and Breloom

31. We used to have so many games and systems. We had like 100-200 games, 2 gamecubes, 3 GBA’s, 4 DS’, 2 wii’s, and prob more 😂 We got only $150 from gamestop.

32. My fav youtubers are Chuggaaconroy, Rachel & Jun, and Glam & Gore.

33. I learned about sex through fanfiction (specifically, The Lemon of Zelda (pretty sure it’s been deleted tho coz I can’t find it))😂 I never got The Talk.

34. I may have looked at yaoi at school before...

35. I’m pansexual

36. Biggest turnoffs are arrogance, possessiveness, and bad hygiene.

37. Biggest turn ons are good chesticles and sense of humor.

38. I’ve had ONE bf and I dumped him after a day coz he wouldn’t stop calling me and I was scared of my mom. The thing is, we both liked each other for a LONG time and to my friend I was like “Yo ask who he likes” coz he was acting all sus and SHE TOLD HIM I TOLD HER TO ASK HIM and he’s like YA I LIKE ROBIN and I’m like WTF IS WRONG W YOU to my friend. Then he told me in class and it was really cute and I accepted. Then broke up w him OVER TEXT not even 24 hours later 😂 Dumb 7th grade ass

39. I’ve always been bullied because of how awkward and weird and annoying I am

40. My fav anime is Ouran

41. The only thing keeping me alive in freshman year (this past school year) was otome. Specifically Masa. My mind: What would Masa do without his kitten? Who would he chase through Azuchi? Who would be the pretty pillow/futon when he’s drunk? Damn, I love this man agh

42. I can reach my back much better than most people. I don’t need a back scratcher because I can reach my whole back.

43. I’m obsessed with makeup and nails, and used to love music, reading, and art.

44. My real baes are Huang Jing Xiang (fellow Chinese SPOTTED!) and Kato Kazuki

45. I sweat A LOT. I have to have a STRONG fan coz ac isn’t enough to keep me from sweating too much. And I live in AZ, so it’s even worse...

46. I still sleep with my baby blanket. I put it over my pillow coz it’s so soft (and I don’t have any other blankets)

47. My fav movie is Heathers (WELL FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW)

48. I have HORRIBLE eyesight but I don’t like wearing my glasses coz the arms give me a headache and I don’t like them period

49. I love bad puns too much (I would make one here, but I don’t wanna be PUNished) 😂

50. I’ve gotten caught drawing... and writing... some NSFW things at bad times...

AAAAND DAS IT! Sorry it was more negative than I thought it would be, but I’m a really boring person with a boring life filled with drama and... That makes no sense does it. A boring life doesn’t have drama... I’m dumb. Should’ve stopped at DASSIT. Ok, I’m actually stopping lmao baiii 😊