#but no fr he just quietly sits in the booth all night and nobodys watching him close enough to know how many drinks hes had | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

mydemonsdrivealimo · 7 months ago

Text

thinking ab quiet drunk jensen again. bc loud drunk jensen is more of a nuisance. but quiet drunk jensen is arguably the worse option bc nobody will have any idea how many drinks he's had. nor will he tell them. nor does he know. so then when they try to leave he may or may not have a little surprise stumble and vomit. just for fun

#he is a liability <3 #but no fr he just quietly sits in the booth all night and nobodys watching him close enough to know how many drinks hes had #and then when he actually tries to go anywhere it Does Not Go Well #jensen usually is not a heavy drinker like at all #and he has a high tolerance #but sometimes he just doesnt give a fuck #genuinely #like oh i dont have work tomorrow. im can affort a bad decision or 2 #jensen valentine

3 notes · View notes