#but ngl being able to break a whole ass phone without even trying? kinda hot lowk

[xxgoldie]

Not a request but please consider Lighter's alternate reaction to receiving nudes without warning is just panic crushing his phone in his hand (intended to just turn it off but he used too much strength on the power button).

Burnice: Lighter what are you looking at--

Lighter: *destroys his phone while calmly talking* nothing

i can so see this. too busy screaming inside to control his strength and just crushes it like an empty can on insinct. just stares at it in his hand, feeling as crushed as the device is bc now he can't respond to you and he has to sit with every filthy thought you've sparked instead of spilling it into your messages. absolute idiot. doesn't even care that he's gonna have to pay for a new phone. literally just thinking abt your nudes and how he can't look at them now.

[panicinart]

🔞 Nsfw alphabet 🔞

☎️ OG Billy Lenz ☎️

It's time for some Chaotic Rat Gremlin

Also side note I'm at the moment reader the novel and ngl I changed a few things since it didn't fit his character very well. I'm not that far with it but I hope I did a good job with interpreting his character :)

A = Aftercare (what are they like after sex?)

☎️You know that feeling were you're really tired but got some extra suppressed energy, so you just kinda stand there in hell? That's him.

☎️Billy doesn't know if he should run around naked and do his usual rat gremlin stuff or fall asleep so hard like someone drugged him with something.

☎️Either way it's going to be a ride, because you're gonna need to catch a naked rat man running around before the sorority sisters come, or your whole bed is drenched in drool.

B = Body part (how is their body build? any favorite body part of them and their partner?)

☎️A fucking twunk, he probably was more of a twink before he met you because bitch only got small amounts of food and not that many opportunitys to build up muscles.

☎️Billy has a bit of a biceps, back muscle, and leg muscle but that's really it. He also doesn't have a lot of hair mostly a bit on his chest, crotch area and a small hair trail that bairly connects those points. If he goes all out he is also able to grow a bit arm and leg hair.

☎️Honestly I feel like this gremlin is proud of the little chest hair he has, so he really likes that area. He sometimes squeezes his man milkers and you cannot change my mind on that.

☎️Billy LOVES his s/o's thighs and chest! Big, small, doesn't matter their great (especially the thighs, their a gate way to something great).

☎️With the chest it is more of a thing that he thinks is funny, his grabby hands sometimes poke, squeeze and lightly slap them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum)

☎️Doesn't produce a lot of cum, but it is STICKY. The cum is very white, and kinda like chewing gum. It comes in spurts and god help him this man can shoot a load meters away, he shoot his load more then he can count into his eye, and also yours.

☎️He also produces A LOT of precum

☎️It doesn't have a lot of taste, maeby a bit on the sour / bitter side???

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, do they have a dirty secret?)

☎️Billy has some kinks (???) that aren't really good for him, for example he would beg to be humiliated but after the act he will be a sobbing mess, be angry or thinks all the things his partner told him are true. Basically self destructive tendencies that he let's out with sex in an unhealthy way.

E = Experience (do they know what they're doing?)

☎️Surprisingly he kinda knows what he does, were did he got that info?? Who knows, Billy certainly can't remember, (probably watched some people geting it on or stole a porn magazine).

F = Favorite position (which position(s) do the like the most?)

☎️All positions are great positions as one confused and wise attic gremlin sayd.

☎️But in all honesty it depends on his mood so here are his top 5 in no particular order:

Kepper

Stick figure

Grasshopper

Counterblow

Valedictorian

G = Goofy (are they more serious or do the like to clown around?)

☎️This man has a hard time staying serious, there are rare moments were he stays focused while being on the mission to go to pound town. Most of the time you hear him giggle, snorting and sometimes saying random one liners that he pulls out of his ass that don't make sense to you, but he still laughs like he heard the funniest shit in the world.

H = Hair (any hair down there? How do they groom it?)

☎️The hair is quite thin and a bit curly, it's a good amount of hair but not a forest, because Billy doesn't take care of it the hair it is all over the place and can look a bit overwhelming.

☎️Billy doesn't really groom it and since it's the 70s, he also doesn't shave it

I = Intimacy (how are they during sex in a romantic aspect?)

☎️He is generally not the romantic type so don't hope for rose pedals and lit candles.

☎️When he is in a more lucid state he will give your face small and sweet kisses while he giggles happily with a manic undertone.

J = Jack off / Jill off (how do they masturbate and how often?)

☎️Before he met you? Probably almost daily. The pumps are fast and eager without a rythm and really messy.

K = Kink (any kinks?)

☎️There is almost nothing he wouldn't try at least once, Billy is an adventurous and curious guy, so I keep it down to a hand full.

☎️Dirty talk, it's either messy game with words that he repeats like a broken record or really fucking good, not in a poetic way but the filth that comes from his mouth is GOOD. But he often does it when he is more unstable, be a bit more careful around him especially if the words become messier and messier.

☎️Breeding, not in a way of wanting children, god no don't let this man near kids, he is scared of them and they are scared of him, but more in a way of wanting to see you stuffed with his cum. He may not produce a lot but he got the Stamina for that, the only question that lays in the room is, if you can keep up with him.

☎️ We all know that he is really into voyeurism, it doesn't even need to be sexual he just likes watching you. If you give him a small show he will vibrated with anticipation and pounce on you immediately.

☎️Phone sex, do I need to say anything more?? It's thrilling for him and sometimes it gets paired up with a bit of roleplay (unintentionally most of the time) , the whole act is also a great way to tease him. Just don't do it too much, he can take a bit but it's a fine line of a horny Billy and an angry Billy.

☎️There is still so much more but god dammit I will be here forever.

Edging, overstimulation, Pegging, Thigh jobs, geting his hair pulled, praise and many more!

L = Location (were do they like to have sex?)

☎️The thought of fucking you everywhere is really alluring but he mostly does it in the bed and attic. He doesn't want to risk getting caught and honestly the thought alone that people could be near gives him anxiety.

M = Motivation (what turns them on/gets them going?)

☎️Everything, you could just walk around and he could pop a boner. The guy is just really unpredictable and his moods can swing erratically which influences his horniness a lot.

☎️But if we assume he is in a more stable mindset where is squirrel brain isn't high on sugar here are a few things that always work;

Soft and sensual touches on arms and thighs

Teasing/slight tickling with fingers on the back of his neck to the end of his spine

Showing a bit more skin the usually and having direct eye contact that lingers a bit longer then the norm

Any close contact to his crotch area, the man will jump on you like a dog

N= No (what's a turn off/they don't want to do?)

☎️Getting too violent, it's more of a safety thing for your own health. He can quickly slip in a dangerous mindset, ESPECIALLY at the beginning of the relationship and I doubt you like to be the moaner's next murderer victim.

☎️Billy can't stand brats in bed it irritates him, or just any kind of attitude.

☎️He also doesn't like it if his s/o dirty talks back, when he does it it often doesn't register in his mind, so if his lovely partner does it, it kind of disgust and displeases him greatly.

O = Oral (do they like to give or receive? How is their skill? How do they react during receiving?)

☎️He LOVES to give oral, Billy could die between your legs and honestly, that's the way he wants to go. He also wouldn't say no to a blowjob and would get ecstatic with the offer (if he didn't ask demanded first).

☎️But sadly Billy isn't that skillful, he makes a lot of sloppy noises and purposely makes a mess, spit, your juices and possibly his cum will be splattered across your whole crotch area and thighs.

☎️He does well alright tho, it isn't anything special but the way he has his grabby boney fingers grab at your body restlessly and his tongue tasting every corner makes it up for any lack of knowledge he has. His tounge is also really long.

☎️You think he stays still when you go down on him?? Oooooh no, god you might have to tie his hands up. They would grab anything they can get, cushion, objects your hair ect, and the guy will pull and squeeze it like his live depends on it.

☎️He also will buck his hips into you and straight up face fucks you, ya need a lot of strength in your arms and hands if you want Billy to stay still. Also the noise he makes? For some it can be really hot but for other a huge turn of, he chokes on his own spit and the moans can sound really animalistic and loud. Either gag him or let everyone know you get hot and heavy with him. That is if anyone is in the house.

P = Pace (how is their thrusting? Hard, fast, deep ect)

☎️He goes FAST, like a bunny in heat, so you better be prepared to have some bruising from his violent thrusting.

☎️The thrust are also relatively hard but 0 rythm.

☎️ His dick also sometimes just slips out, it happened a few times that he also completely missed the targed and rams his dick full speed to your ass (and continues like a champ).

☎️And if your afab he probably "accidentally" buries his junk in the wrong whole.

Q = Quickie (do they like Quickies, if yes how often?)

☎️Yes god he loves them, he often uses them to get rid of extra energy or pent up emotions and there is A LOT , (just be a bit careful with the emotions, maeby talk it out (if you manage to have a reasonable conversation with this rat of a man) what he feels and why he wants to do it, safe words is also a good idea).

R = Risk (any risk their willing to do?)

☎️Fucking you in a room while the sorority sisters are right next to it, he would be so drowned in the bliss that he forgetshis anxiety, but if you are able to comfort him afterwards do it. He often slips into a bad and sometimesaggressivemanic state untreated. (Again,it's a mess if you don't want to get caught, gag the man).

S = Stamina (how long can they go? How long do they last?)

☎️Bitch can go all night, no joke he recovers fast and his hunger for you has no end. He may take small breaks in between the rough fucking, but I'm gonna tell ya his grip on you is like steel he won't let go of you.

T = Toys (any toys they like? If yes, what toys do they like on themselves and on their partner?)

☎️He think's their funny and definitely will mess around with them. Use as many as your kinky heart desires he will follow lead.

☎️On him? Great he waits eagerly on the bed almost jumping from the spot because he is so excited. He loves vibrators and nipple clamps, but collars are good too!

☎️On you? Lord have mercy on your poor soul because you didn't know what's coming for you. Honey you got a big storm coming. But please teach him how to use them and what feels good and what not or else he will stab your insides with a dildo.

U = Unfair (are they a tease? How do they react if teased?)

☎️Billy goes always straight to the point, but sometimes he teases which often happens without his intentions.

☎️The whole thing gets even worse when he goes down on you. This man has bairly any cohesive thoughts what makes you think that he can concentrate for a solid minute. While he is doing it his mind is already somewhere else, which makes him stop for a few seconds or slow down, or not giving the right spots the attention they need. So your agonizingly lay between the almost orgasmic feeling and under stimulation.

V = Volume (how loud are they? What sounds do they make?)

☎️Not necessarily LOUD but people will know what's going on (if you go down on him it's a whole other thing).

☎️The noises he normally makes is strangled / chocked up moans, groaning, giggling or straight up laughing and some mumbling that you for the most part don't fully hear.

W = Wild card (random nsfw headcanon(s))

☎️Billy has a thing for submissive and innocent people, it is more fun to see them react to his vulgar and partly extreme behavior. The way the Yelp when he gives them a rough handling or spurts out the most filthiest thing makes his blood boil. It just something of corrupting someone innocent, sweet and well mannered to something that can only be described as a human mess is making him more feral then he already is. Bonus points if they are covered in his cum and drool.

☎️If somehow you both manage to a a healthy relationship this man will go down your pants faster then the speed of light. And Billy gets quite upset if you say no to him.

☎️Likes to suprise his s/o with him wanking it in front of you in the worst time you can imagine. Ho? Your bringing in the groceries and are in a hurry because the ice cream will melt? Suprises Billy blocks the doorway and rubs his dick violently while having direct eye contact. If you manage to walk past him he will follow you around trying to put your hands on his dick, or even try's to get a blowjob out of you. If not well then his hand and your thighs or ass will do the job too!

☎️Loves to bite and suck on your neck it's also something that gets him going like nothing else, nobody know why but it does.

X = X-ray (what's going on under those clothes?)

☎️Not exactly fat, but he got something packing, around 6.5 inches in length and 5.3 inches in girth. The man is cut and got some thin veins here and there.

Y = Yearning (how high is their libido?)

☎️High, just say your into the mood from another room while having a mouth full of stuff and the man will go crashing down the attic before you finish your sentence even tho it was bairly understandable on what you sayd.

Z = Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep?)

☎️It's always different one time he is knockout in a few seconds the other night he was awake for another 4 hours, it just depends on how much gymnastics you both needed to make and how bad his manic episode is.

[lloftvlly]

Mystic Messenger — ɴѕғw Headcanons for Saeran Choi

So apparently that’s what I’m thinking about when I have too much time, oops. don’t tell my mom.  Don’t know if this has been done yet, but... I figured I’d shamelessly share it anyway.

Recovered [Good/Normal Ending] Saeran

it takes some time for him to open up and be more intimate with you, but you're an angel who waits for him to make the first moves whenever he's ready

your first time is a little clumsy but you enjoy it regardless because it's with him

but he gets a lot better as he also becomes more confident with each time

and actually feels proud when he notices he’s doing so well in making you feel good

“I figured out your algorithm.” — “you mean you made me come?”— “yeah, that.”

he’s actually becoming so good! where in god’s name did he learn all that?

he’s been looking up techniques on the internet to impress you but shhh

there’s always a lot of eye contact and sweet kisses

and lots of whispered “I love you’s”

he’s usually on top. but lets you be on top when he is tired and exhausted from work

he often suppresses his own sounds so he will be able to hear yours better

his favourite kind of sex is lazy morning sex

a close second is the times you come to sit on his lap when he’s working late on his laptop to distract him from work and get him to take a break

don’t kiss his neck unless you are ready to get laid right here and there

he’s usually starting slowly and gently but gets faster and rougher as he nears his climax

your foreheads touch when you climax together

most times you fall asleep in his arms afterwards as he holds you close with the intention to never let you go

Dark Saeran

he buys you luxurious dresses and makes you wear them just so he can tear them into shreds when he rips them off your body

usually takes you from behind so he doesn't have to look into your “annoying eyes” or blindfolds you for the same reason

rough from start to finish

lots of biting, scratching, choking, hair pulling and bruising

requests you to praise his technique, size and needs you to let him know he's strong.. he basically has a praising kink

probably gets off from being called “master” or “daddy” but won’t admit it.

he is so loud, he'll alert security

“You’re not supposed to enjoy this, toy! shut up!”

but in actuality enjoys hearing you moan

secretly not so secretly is into you being a brat in bed

so you're bratty on purpose because you long noticed it excites him

endless teasing and edging

leaves you frustrated A LOT and loves that he knows he has that control over you

mostly finishes first and makes you beg to let you come too

but then doesn’t and instead gets out of bed, gets dressed and leaves you alone in your room

but not before telling you that you’re not allowed to finish yourself off or he will “punish you next time”

yes, he secretly hopes to see you do just that later on the CCTV

the safe word is “Ray” because it’ll always end up with him stopping what he’s doing to go on a rant about why you’d want “that airhead” instead of him.

Unknown

kinky af

bondage !!1!eleven!

also doesn’t mind when he’s the one being tied up or on a leash

very experimental, always wanting to try out new things

likes doing it everywhere except in bed

also, public places, because the idea of getting caught is thrilling

probably has his hand under your skirt during formal dinners

casually watches porn with you on movie dates

and gets ideas from it.

“babe, we should try that...how about now? wait let me pause that”

also has his own collection of “home-movies” of you two on his phone, distribution none negotiable. they are for his eyes only.

but will have a ɴѕғw blog and occasionally post actual aesthetical pictures of you in bondage with your face censored, (only with your consent ofc)

often gifts you things he bought from the adult-shop like lingerie and toys to spice things up.

has pet names for you ranging from sweet like “babe” “sugar” and “doll” to explicit like “sl𝘶t”, “bi𝘵ch” and “wh𝘰re”

roleplaying Stockholm syndrome and kidnapping scenarios became kind of a thing

a lot of dirty talk. sometimes he gets so creative with it that you ask afterwards what the fuck he was even talking about.

lasts way too long and often only gets started when you’re already exhausted and ready to sleep

only is satisfied when he made you come at least three times that night

isn’t opposed to also try it with another male to experiment with his sexuality if you’re okay with it

“Hey babe, let’s invite xyz over for a threesome.”

but then gets jealous when you have a threesome and you pay too much attention to the third person

Ray

traces every inch of your body with his gloved hands to savour every part of you

doesn’t realize that this is teasing to the max, because you are more than ready to get on with it

has a thing for feet, no your feet. actually scratch that, he’s just really into every part of you and that’s why he has been kissing your right foot for the past 3 minutes

and will continue to do that with the rest of your body, so you better not have any other plans for the next few hours

he practically worships you and lets you know how beautiful and perfect you are after every fifth or so kiss.

he's so innocent, the first time he made you moan he was scared that he had hurt you and kept apologizing for the next hour

he loves going down on you because he enjoys when he can make you feel good and he absolutely adores every single one of your reactions.

but gets all sorts of flustered when you do the same for him because he thinks he doesn’t deserve that kind of affection

needs you to assure him that you won’t leave him, even in steamy situations

always wants to make the whole process about pleasing you and you have a difficult time to make him accept when you also want to make him feel good in return.

“i want to show you what the real paradise is about” usually works.

you often end up on top to show him there are ways to make this enjoyable for you both.

“was this... a punishment?” with blushed cheeks after you did it for the first time.

Recovered [707 Secret Ending ] Saeran

still can’t completely turn off fantasizing about you, his brother's fiancee. even though he knows it’s wrong. he’ll literally slap himself out of it whenever it happens

cold showers in the mornings when he finds you in the kitchen, only dressed in an oversized shirt as you cook breakfast for the twins

“WHY AREN’T YOU WEARING A BRA?”

looks away whenever you and Saeyoung get lovey-dovey because else he’ll end up imagining himself in his brother’s position

ew, sex-noises from his brothers room at night

it’s like hearing your parents have sex

but kinda hot tho... ngl

if he was able to tune out Saeyoung’s voice that is

still calls his brother disgusting the next morning and requests him to make his room soundproof

freaks out at as much of a small touch of his arm from you and yells at you to not touch him

you think it’s because he still needs time adjusting to his new life, and take your distance. but in reality, it’s because it makes him think of things he shouldn’t think about his brother’s fiancee and it has to stop.

it takes him a long ass time until he can look you into the eyes without feeling ashamed

but slowly he will get over you, view you as just his sister-in-law and can brush it off as his most awkward crush ever

it’ll remain his secret forever.