#but my mommy didnt teach me about religion so it probably not even my fault i didnt remember
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I've heard people say they want their brain ringed out like a sponge. This was nothing like that. It felt like my brain was under a Sun lamp, and I just felt all the water fucking evaporate out of my head. All of thoughts and the train they were on just get raptured right out of my skull.
Start sobbing right before meeting someone for an academic purpose and let the dehydration hit you mid discussion and feel your brain cells get up and walk away.
#like oop there goes all my knowledge of tillie olsen just left out the back door#its not like the answers to the discussion were like 50% of my grade#that being said i do think being dehydrated makes me a little more funny and quick witted#did it take me a hot fucking second to remember the word raptured yeah#but my mommy didnt teach me about religion so it probably not even my fault i didnt remember
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