#but mostly lovey!

[juminies]

ann & jumin insta grid :-)

[spaciebabie]

does any other demiromantic (or arosepc doesnt rlly matter) feel like. extremely awful when they experience romantic attraction or is that just me.

[mammalsofaction]

If you are still doing the ABC game, Y for Yucky? Perryshmirtz obv. :P

Ok it's been a minute and I had to go looking, but the hc prompt list is here

Y ─ Yucky. Is there something they find particular disgusting or unpleasant in regards to sex ? Something they’d absolutely refuse to do, even if the other really wanted it ?  Have they already denied the other some kinks because of this ? 

This is a very interesting ask, bc logic dictates that there MUST be. Heinz and Perry are two people who, as we all know, has been through some pretty rough shit in their time, so vulnerability and intimacy could be a soft spot riddled with landmines at the best of times.

Regarding Perry's PTSD, for instance, I don't think he's going to be a huge fan of sensory deprivation. He probably prefers sex with the lights on for...various reasons including communication for any mutism or disability a lot of people hc him with, but also just so he can keep tabs on his environment. This is probably something Heinz has to take time to adjust to--I don't think Heinz is all too ashamed of his own body, but he probably has a few insecurities here and there he's not too happy about showing off in damning light.

Perry also has that germaphobia, though I don't think that comes up much? I can't imagine Heinz being into watersports or any other play including bodily fluids. I have nothing against people who CAN, but it's probably a hard no-no on Perry's part.

Heinz has to put his foot down very quickly about pain play, i think. They both have a high pain tolerance, but considering the fact that Perry canonically falls in love with Heinz while being slammed head first into a wall carved from jagged volcanic stone I imagine Perry's got a bit of a pain kink. Ironically, they both ARE into bondage, lol.

And this is all just on Perry's side of the fence. Who KNOWS what kind of triggers lie beneath the lid regarding the can of worms that is Heinz's sex life. Likely it's something weird.

He's got a very ACTIVE one, though, so I imagine he's either well-versed in his do's and don't's, or he's got a VERY tight lid on it.

Maybe it's just me, because while it's all fun and games to entertain a bit of misunderstanding for the Plot, i think Heinz and Perry are neither virgins nor SO repressed not to understand where their limits and boundaries are concerning intimacy. Heinz has a whole ass daughter. The issue lies in getting them to properly sit down and acknowledge their relationship as a real thing lmao.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

and so begins the making of christmas presents

[highlifeboat]

Mia, laying in bed: I bet she's thinking about other women.....

Alcina, staring at the ceiling: I can't believe I'm married. I have a WIFE. A beautiful WIFE. ME. Married. To a lady. A wife. I have wife... Pretty wimfe

[mint-is-here]

Lesbians

[clockworkbee]

nobody ever talks about them 😭

[nyanspirals]

love seeing you post/reblog more USUK but didn't you say you weren't really into the ship? did something change about how you see their dynamic or is this just general england posting ndjdb

usuk used to be my notp from 2016-2021 like honestly i just could not fucking stand it. i was never against people shipping it i just really did not like it. the past 3 years though i did start to like it. its not my fav ship by any means but i do ship them. and their relationship is like in the top 3 england relationships im the most insane about

i do ship it. its just that the overwhelming majority of the usuk fandom ships them in a very simple "theyre in love with each other <3" way which i dont think is bad at all its just. boring to me. when i say im not really into usuk i mean i dont really ship in the way most usuk shippers do. i love the ship a lot i just prefer it when its complex and freudian and fucked up and theres one thousand layers to it rather than just "theyre in codependent love and dont give a shit about anybody else 👍" like if you ship it in that way thats totally okay i just find it boring personally

[desultory-novice]

Ayo real question..got any more details about that melting magolor and marx thing you do? :3c

I had no idea Melting Magolor would become such a favorite!

Truthfully... I did write a little ficlet for it!

It was a Magolor POV thingy, immediately following where he shoos everyone off to engage in dangerous "Mimic Crown" experiments in private - only for the crown to immediately malfunction and painfully, terrifying melt him down into the gooey, immobile, barely verbal abomination we see in the comic.

[Read More / Bonus Pic]

(A-ahem, along with lots of muffled cries for Marx and panicked realizations that, oh god, HE sent Marx away, so there's no possible way Marx could find him and help him now. No one's going to find him here. He's going to die trapped in this room...!)

...But, uh, you know? I didn't end up liking it that much? I like angsty things, like A LOT, but even I try to steer away from angst that is just "...X character suffering for 30 minutes" or what have you. ^^;

I try to make sure there's a sparkle of hope / redemption / resolution / comfort in every angsty character piece I do. (Perhaps a comical cool-down panel or a promise of a sequel where things get better :looks at that Wicked King Magolor sequel I still haven't drawn: ) Or at the very least, if absolutely nothing else, cut away before it devolves into pure character torment.

But, hmm... If you want more...

I did imply that the solution to their problems was to call Claycia and have her use her powers to remold Magolor back to something resembling his original form (probably stuck with the little Mimic Crown, as it's just melted into his body at this point) but...that puts everyone back at square one, which is a little boring...

...it's possible that solution is temporary at best, because Mag's body is just that destabilized? (And since they can't remove the Mimic Crown from him, it continues to exert its power over him?)

So, the Mimic Crown starts causing his body to decay again if he gets stressed or exhausted. Or maybe he can only maintain his "regular" form for a few hours a day, and he returns to Melting Magolor at night? (Like some sort of cosmic horror Cinderella! XD)

And that's why Marx sleeps perched on him every night, singing him soothing lullabies in hopes that Magolor gets enough restful sleep that he has a chance of returning to the Magolor that Marx knows for at least a brief chunk of the day tomorrow...

Btw, Magolor's appearance of having "clothes" is just illusion magic; they melt back into his body when he starts losing his grip - except for the cloak, that's real. His speech is muffled (but comprehensible) even when he's stable, but he starts becoming more and more incomprehensible in melted form. Kirby and Marx both insist they can understand him just fine even then.

Marx is normally a complete troll to both his friends and enemies, but his experiences with Magolor taught him how to be a good caretaker and he took to it surprisingly well?! Guess he transforms that innate ability to know what'll drive people crazy and when into knowing what they need from you and when.

[ghostbeam]

I wish I could explain to u the dynamic me and rin have in my brain I hate him so much he hates me more he has the most correct opinions about horror movies of anyone I’ve ever met he hates my favorite scary movie he’s madly in love with me he hopes I die he calls me at 3am cause he sleeps better afterwards I want to chew on him he blocks my number six times a day

[revvywevvy]

nah its okay you guys im chill about this one. i'll be normal about him i promiBARKBARKARBARK ARFARF ARARARARARF ARF BARK BARK-

[prettyboykatsuki]

sae has weirdly been my fav blorbo for a long time but when considering his type I've come to realise that he probably wouldn't be into nerdy or not conventionally pretty girls. + I don't think that sae is the type to commit at all like. he's just there to fuck around and then leave and if anything the fb trope would be more fitting for his character (imo). and everytime I read fluff about him it's just so ooc to me I can't help it 😭 I mean he does have a lot of toxic traits and could be considered 'a horrible person' but yea idk you always have this deep analysis of characters I was wonder what you'd think about sae and this topic specifically haha hope I didn't bother

i disagree with this characterization of him for a lot of reason

i don't pay a lot of attention to what the fanon interpretation of sae is and im sure this aligns with his image but i dont personally think that this assessment of his character makes a lot of sense. i do understand where it comes from though !!!

i believe that a lot of this miscommunication of his characterization stems from his relationship to rin, but i've broken that down as to why i don't think sae hates rin. in fact in his own way i think he views his own harsh behavior as a way to shield rin from reality (though it had the opposite of his intended affect) i also don't believe that sae is a vapid or shallow player off-field, and that's largely in contrast to his personality before he left for spain and after.

sae is always viewed to be cold, blunt, and serious but he is also deeply affectionate of rin in their adolescence. his major change happens while we're overseas and while we don't know yet what happened specifically - it's clear to me that something borderline traumatic happened. this type of change of character through rigorous training happens to kunigami through the wildcard system and this type of betrayal that leads to betterment is a theme in bluelock as well (i.e. nagireo)

im of the belief that saes arrogance and crass way of speaking developed largely as a defense mechanism as his goal of being a striker was shattered through playing in spain. in the same way kunigami views being a "hero" through soccer as a stupid ideal post wildcard.

sae is a normal guy outside of soccer. he even says that one of his major flaws is that he's pretty clueless about everything other than soccer. his least favorite food is fries, not because he hates the taste but because he can't have them because of his nutrition restrictions. his 'fetish' is ass because he thinks it can show what kind of an athlete someone is. all somewhat silly and ultimately regular things

all that being said - i don't think sae is a shallow person. i think he thinks very deeply and logically about a lot of things and he is indefinitely arrogant, but not shallow which is why i think it wouldn't make sense for him to judge on appearance. it'd be more accurate to assume that he's sort of dense and doesn't pay attention to people who aren't in his immediate circle. the assumption that he would make judgements on your appearance if you're just a regular joe-schmo doesn't quite connect to me. he's not insecure enough to do that.

on the issue of commitment - my only opinion is that sae is a character who values independence of sense of individualism in his partners. anyone with a strong sense of self is someone he is drawn to. this is why he likes isagi and shidou and often reprimands rin because he lacks a sense of selfhood and self confidence. rin only realizes that post the u20 match.

my point being that i think sae can and will commit to somebody but there's a lot more factors for a character like him that others like isagi or chigiri or kunigami who are naturally emotionally in tune with you.

sae isn't and will never be a 'romantic' person in the traditional sense to me but i don't think it means he's incapable of love or commitment. he has a hard time communicating verbally and saying things to your face but he remembers everything you said from your last conversation and pay attention to your hobbies. if you argue, you'll always find a vase of flowers in your kitchen with a note but you always have to call first. he's not Good about the emotional aspect because even if he puts in a lot of effort - it's never going to come naturally to him

BUT that also means if you're able to meet him half-way he's a committed and decent lover to you. he tries really hard to be and it takes some patience because he's sometimes too logical and hurts your feelings but he's there where it matters etc.

this is an essay SORRY KFDHJKSD. ive spent a lot of time thinking about him and giving him depth. and im not defending him necessarily because he is a massive douchebag for a lot of your early relationship. just not for shallow or petty reasons. simply bad at coping with his emotions and expressing himself because he's very prideful

[waterghostype]

idk i never saw ship as like. specifically only seeing characters in a happy lovey dovey romantic cutesy healthy sense. like toxic ships are so interesting and fun for any other reason

[night-stalking]

wasn't a big fan of "Buck, Actually", but "Hen Begins" was really good!!

[bangcakes]

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[janokenmun]

need someone to be a good little girl/boy for me. need someone to take my cock in their mouth while i pet them and tell them how much of a good job they're doing. need to lay someone on their back and call them cute before (or while) fucking them nice and hard, enjoying their adorable little moans and cute facial expressions as they're being used. need to tease them a bit about it, giving them some "sounds like someone's enjoying it~"s and the like