#but mikey was giving me trouble bc I was like 'how do those stay up'

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teenage mutant ninja... rats?

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Losers Club ll The Usual Spot

[ Raph just wants to eat his food, Bev gets nudes, Richie and Eddie do some not-so-discrete flirting, and the pub staff wants to kill them all. ]

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 7:10 PM

Arriving at the pub, Raph parked his car as quickly as he could and got out. Looking over at Eddie, letting the other get out before locking up and moving for the pub to claim their booth. Smiling at the girl behind the counter, he heard her question about the group. "Yeah. I think its everyone but Georgie and Stanley." He talked moving to their booth.

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 7:20 PM

Eddie slid into his usual claim of the booth and took a seat. "So how are things with you and Hambu- I mean Hayner." he asked, nervously laughing at his slip up, "Uh sorry, I guess Richies got that name stuck in my head."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 7:34 PM

Richie arrived with Beverly, struggling to get out of the car and cursing when he accidentally slammed one of his hands into the car door. “Fuck, shit! Fuck me in the ass!” He cried out loudly, causing a nearby mother to gasp and cover her child’s ears. “Oh please, your kid has heard that coming from your room before,” he grumbled and pouted as he held his hand protectively to his chest and hobbled his way into the place. “What we miss?” He asked, groaning as he sat himself beside Eddie in the booth with his boot clad leg sticking out.

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 7:40 PM

"I called Hayner 'Hamburglar' thanks to you." Eddie snorted, taking the paper off of Richie's straw for him and plopping it into his water, "If I slip up and call him that to his face and get my ass kicked, Im blaming you."

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 7:43 PM

Hearing Eddie slip up, Raph frowned deeply before rolling his eyes. "Hayner is fine. Things are going well. He came over last night and we just hung out." Raph pointed out before smiling at Richie. "You having a hard time there buddy?"

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 7:57 PM

Richie smiled in thanks to Eddie and leaned in to take a long sip of his water. "Hah!" he laughed and grinned. "That's because it is his name," he told him as if it was a matter of fact. "If he lays a finger on you I'll jizz on everything he loves," he assured Eddie before looking to Raph. "M'fine," Richie told Raph. "Just starved, can we get some food already? And like a the most sugary soda they have, I need all the energy I can get," he said with a sigh and leaned his head on Eddie's shoulder, needing to slump down in his seat to do so.

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:00 PM

"Youd have to jizz on Raph then, and I dont think he'd appreciate that very much." he rolled his eyes, wrapping an arm around Richie to rub his shoulder, "Where's Bevvy?"

Big Bill-Yesterday at 8:02 PM

Bill walks through the door looking at his friends and drinking an slushie. "I heard the word jizz and came as fast as I could." He joked walking over to Richie giving him a nod.

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:02 PM

"Please lets  stop talking about jizz and things involving me." Raph commented quickly looking over the menu before noticing the waitress. "Can I get a sweet tea and an order of fried mushrooms and fried pickles?"

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:04 PM

Beverly had mainly been observing the conversation and when the waitress came by she smiled "I'll also have a sweet tea, a double bacon cheeseburger with extra Pickles and fries, if it's not too much trouble?"

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:05 PM

Raph looked at the menu once more before looking back up at the waitress. "And fried tofu with soy sauce and tots."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:07 PM

"Oh, I plan to," Richie replied and sent Raph a wink and chuckling when the other told him to stop talking. "Bro!" he greeted Bill when he finally joined them. "She's right there," he said to Eddie, nodding over to her. "He'll be having the veggie burger and instead of buns can he just get lettuce?" he asked, looking up at the waitress and nodding to Eddie beside him.(edited)(brb!)

Mikey Spikey-Yesterday at 8:08 PM

Mike got there late because he left later than everyone else, and he quickly moved to the table when he saw the waitress already there. When he noticed everyone ordering he quickly looked up at her and smiled. "I'll have a bacon cheeseburger with no mayo, and fries on the side? Oh and a coke to drink, if that's okay." He said once it was his turn, looking at the others and giving a small wave.

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:08 PM

"I was trying to keep you from getting jizzed on!!" Eddie said defensively. He pointed at his cast covered boyfriend as he talked to the waitress, "Glass bones over here is gunna have a coke and mozzarella sticks."(edited)

Big Bill-Yesterday at 8:09 PM

"I'll have a mushroom burger and some cheese fries." Bill said looking up at the waitress.(edited)

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:10 PM

Eddie pointed to his roommates, "You guys are going to stink up our fucking toilet with all the cheese you guys are eating!!"

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:10 PM

"What's with you guys and mushrooms?" Bev asked and wrinkled her nose in distasted

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:10 PM

"Yo, can I get a mushroom burger with bacon and cheese fries as well as my sticks?" he asked suddenly, sitting up higher and looking to Eddie, unsure why he was asking the other first but he had just ordered for him. "you love our stink, Eds."

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:10 PM

Raph looked up at Mike before shaking his head quickly. "What do you mean fries on the side? They come as the side."

Big Bill-Yesterday at 8:11 PM

"Mushrooms are good. It's a vegetable their good for you." Bill said with a shrug as he drank from his cup.

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:11 PM

(( its sad what richie said bc Eddie lost his nose ://))

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:11 PM

"Richie, if you eat those mushrooms and stink up the apartment I am going to be pissed." She leaned towards the window of the booth she was sitting in. It was nice being with everyone.

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:13 PM

"Yeah sure, ill buy." he nodded, having to stop himself from kissing the other's head. Eddie scratched his nose, sighing, "I dont like the smell of Mike and Bill's dumps though.... Bev-- Richie? Im staying the night. No amount of bathroom spray can save our toilet and I am NOT smelling it"

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:14 PM

"Hey now, I don't say anything when you stink it up with double cheese burgers," he said then nodded in agreement with Bill. "Exactly! Mushrooms are the bomb!" he insisted. "No problem, you can sleep with me anytime," he winked at Eddie.

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:16 PM

Bev rolled her eyes, "Excuse me ma'am I forgot to ask for some crayons and a coloring mat for my friend, he's still learning to color inside the lines." She pointed at Richie and took a sip of her sweet tea. "Eds,you're more than welcome"

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:17 PM

"Kinda hard to color in the lines when you have no hands!" he said, waving his cast hands in her face.

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:17 PM

"You guys are fighting over burgers and mushrooms and really hurting my head." Raph commented quickly watching his friends before moving to text Hayner.

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:18 PM

"Not my problem babe," she made a kissy face at Richie and laughed. Her phone vibrated twice beside her and Bill and she ignored it. "SO sorry raph."

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:19 PM

Hayner was across town getting into a fist fight, stopping to text his favorite bean back a kissy emoji

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:20 PM

Richie rolled his eyes and stuck his tongue out at Bev before looking to Raph. "Pop a pill or something," he told him. "We're college kids, we're supposed to be on drugs all the time," he pointed out and leaned down to bite at his straw before sipping on his water.

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:23 PM

The waitress arrived with their food after some time passed. Eddie cut up Richie's burger and fed him with his fork, "If you guys love mushrooms so much then do shrooms."

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:23 PM

Raph looked at Richie before reaching over and slapping the boy in the head. "Can you shut up for one minute."

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:23 PM

Beverlys phone vibrated again with a text from Derek asking her how she was, she held the phone close to her and smiled to herself. She replied she was out with friends and was having a good time. The waitress brought their food and after she left she coughed. "So, I have a showcase coming up, would you guys wanna go?"

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:25 PM

Richie obediently opened his mouth to take the bite of the burger from Eddie before turning back to his phone to emphasize his words to text Bill back from across the table. "Ow! Watch it, I actually had a concussion!" he whined at Raph. "What kinda showcase?" he asked, looking over at Bev.

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:26 PM

"Ill give you another if you keep being a little brat. Or ill just invite Hayner here to beat you up." Raph shot back beginning to eat his food as he watched the others.

Big Bill-Yesterday at 8:26 PM

Bill put his chin on Bev's shoulder trying to see who she was texting. "Whatcha doing? All your favorite people are here." He joked before looking back at Richie reaching out his hand for his bestie to take. "I need it to be summer, I miss swimming."

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:26 PM

Eddie looked up from his phone, jabbing Bill and Richie with his fork, "CAN YOU MILLENNIALS TALK FACE TO FACE LIKE NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE??"

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:27 PM

"Uhm, it's a general art focus, my theme was decay, as morbid as it sounds. I painted for this one," she knew art stuff sometimes bored everyone and she looked down at her plate, "I'm not texting anyone..."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:28 PM

"Wow, threatening to beat up a cripple. You must feel real powerful, Raph," he shot back and put up his cast covered hand to put on top of Bill's and brush the tips of his fingers over Bill's sensually as he winked at him. "OW! STOP HURTING ME! I'M DELICATE!"

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:28 PM

(Derek sent Bev a shirtless snapchat of him at the gym ;)) )

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:28 PM

(((Yesss)))

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:29 PM

(glossy abs and all)

Big Bill-Yesterday at 8:29 PM

"Ow." Bill said pulling his hand away. "Jealous." He muttered to Eddie playfully. "Okay you're not texting anyone." The boy nodded putting his arm around Bev to make himself more comfortable.(gross)

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:30 PM

Beverly'a phone vibrated again as she took a bite of her burger. She swipes open the message and quickly choked. She slammed her phone face first down into her lap and gripped her hand onto Bills thigh as she choked.(I'm dying)

Big Bill-Yesterday at 8:32 PM

Billy was more focused on looking around to notice Bev taking out her phone again. Only when she grabbed his thigh he looked over to quickly. "You were like one inch over from my dick." He said half kidding. "You texting Muppet Man again?"

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:33 PM

Eddie leaned back and crossing his arms in his seat, zipping his lips at the jealousy joke. He went to take a bite of his own food after making sure Richie was fed, but put it down once he noticed the smell of his favorite Kristy's food smelt foreign. "Uhh... I dont think im hungry anymore." he mumbled, sheepishly pushing the plate away.

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:34 PM

Raph grabbed his food and moved to head to a different table to get away from the others that seemed intent on fighting.

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:34 PM

Bev squeezed his thigh tighter and coughed, trying to get her breath back. She waved her hand quickly, signalling for someone to give her her drink. Once she took a sip she sighed. "I told him I was busy, it's no big deal." She quickly eyed Raph. "Get back here."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:36 PM

Richie happily accepted being fed bites of his burger, but managed to pick up his mozzarella sticks himself between the tips of his fingers. He frowned lightly when he noticed Eddie push away his plate with a look like that. "What's wrong?" he asked the other softly. "Hey, where are you going?! Get back here, Raph!" he called out to him. "We can still talk to you like this, you know!"

* DEREK SENDS BEV SOME SHIRTLESS PICS CAUSE BEIN A FUCK BOI IS A 24/7 JOB *

Big Bill-Yesterday at 8:38 PM

"H-hey." He laughed when she squeezed it tighter. "If you w-want to touch it you could have just asked." Bill joked teasing her as he ate some of his cheese fries. "Oh so it's no big deal?"

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:39 PM

"I just want to eat my fried food in peace." Raph commented quickly keeping his platters close to his chest as he looked back at the others. "You guys are being loud and making a scene."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:40 PM

"YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING A SCENE, SIT THE FUCK DOWN!" Richie yelled back at the other and tried to point at his seat with his mozzarella stick.

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:40 PM

"Oh uh nothing." he pretended to smile, patting Richie's knee softly, "Just uh..... forgot im on diet haha..." Eddie banged on the table, spilling water over and drawing attention to the table, "We are NOT MAKING A SCENE!!!"

Big Bill-Yesterday at 8:40 PM

"We're not making a scene no one is looking at us come on. Sit back over here." He said maybe being too loud.

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:41 PM

Raph groaned, moving to sit back down with them. "Fine fine... but the next time you apes make a scene, im out of here."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:42 PM

"Little higher there, Eds," he teased then leaned over the table to sip at his coke, trying to get the straw with his tongue. "You sure? You didn't eat much," he said to him. "Knew you'd see the light," he said to Raph with a smug smile. "We're not the one standing up with like four fucking plates and yelling demands."

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:42 PM

Beverly looked at Bill and smirked. "I was choking, what were you imagining?" She eyed her phone on her lap, the picture almost called out to her. "Eddie if I text you a picture will you not freak?" She asked and smiled when Raph sat back down. "Only quiet from now on"

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:44 PM

"Look, im not in the best place and I only wanted to eat fried foods and chill and you monsters are being annoying." Raph pointed out picking up a fry and tossing it in Richies face.

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:45 PM

Eddie chuckled, leaning over to mumble, "Later" into Richie's ear. The short loser nodded, picking up his phone as he took a sip of his lemon water. However, he spit it back out once he slide his phone open to see the picture Bev had sent. Eyes wide, he looked back at his ginger friend, "I know I said I wouldnt freak but.., Holy fuck..."

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:47 PM

"I don't know how to react Eddie," she groaned and took a big bite of her burger.   Honestly, she had never been sent such a racy photo before and it wasn't even that racy! "I'm outta my depth."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:47 PM

Richie tried to catch the fry in his mouth and pouted when it just hit his shirt and fell to his lap. "Yeah, throw food at the freak because he's crippled, I get it," he said to Raph. "We're only loving you," he told him. He grinned widely at the whispered words and stayed smug for the rest of the night. "What are you looking at?" he asked, trying to get a look at his phone. "Ew, I'm eating here! That's disgusting!"

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:47 PM

(( she's like his 8 pack has a 6 pack ))

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:49 PM

"I figured you would catch it. You are good at getting things in your mouth." Raph shot back with a smirk as the waitress came to see if they needed anything.

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:50 PM

"Hell yeah, I am!" Richie replied and winked at Raph. "Always got Eddie's mom's nips in it," he informed the table. "And when I'm a real good boy, she lets me go down on her too, the best dessert for a growing boy."

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:50 PM

"Send him a selfie back." he whispered, leaning across the table even though the others could definitely hear, "Like, dont get naked or anything, but just be cute! Ask him what he's doing later!!" Eddie rolled his eyes at Richie, gently knocking shoulders with him, "Beep beep, Richie. You've said grosser things at dinner that are wayyy worse than a shirtless picture of a hot ginger athlete."

Big Bill-Yesterday at 8:51 PM

"I don't know but you put your hand really up my thigh." He said leaning into her and for a bit giving a small smile. Before turning back to Raph and slamming his hand against the table. "I thought you loved me, Raph?!" Bill took the phone wanting to know what was so gross and almost throwing up in his mouth. "Gross!"(edited)

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:51 PM

"I gotta go light myself on fire." Raph stated sharply at Richies comment before moving to look at the others quickly.

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:53 PM

"That's disgusting, he's ginger," Richie pointed out and shook his head. "I don't say gross things, I am the most innocent person on earth like ever," he told the other. "Mary ain't got nothing on Virgin Richie," he replied to Eddie. "Ew! stop talking about Bev getting naked! i don't need to hear this while I'm eating!"

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:54 PM

Bev blinked twice at Eddie. However before her friends could react she did as he instructed sending him a selfie.of her with a smirk and  asking him what he was doing later. "You got strong thighs Bill, I was in shock." She rolled her eyes at her friends exclamations. "For one, I'm ginger, Two I am not getting naked!."

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 8:56 PM

Eddie continued to feed his pain in the ass boyfriend, "If you're a virgin, then I have a vagina."(edited)

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 8:56 PM

"Eddie thats inappropriate." Raph commented quickly, looking at his friend.

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 8:58 PM

(( bev is low-key really into sexting. That's probs TMI ))

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 8:58 PM

"Yeah, and two gingers having sex is fucking gross," he told Beverly and made a disgusted face. Richie chewed on his bite of food, swallowing it and opening his mouth to Eddie. "Damn baby, I knew there was a reason I was into you, you've got your mom's vagina."

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 9:00 PM

Bev leaned back into Bill and huffed. "I'm not having sex with him.." She murmured.  She knew Richie was joking, but the words still hurt her a bit. Who would he prefer her with?

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 9:00 PM

"Im sleeping in Bev's room tonight." he said to Richie, putting a mozzarella stick in the other's mouth.

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 9:01 PM

Richie acccepted it and licked at Eddie's fingers. "Then who am I gonna cuddle if not my Eddie-bear?" he asked, pouting at the other then looking to Bill. "Will you sleep with me tonight, babe?"

Big Bill-Yesterday at 9:02 PM

"Thanks I workout." He responded smirking back. "No you shouldn't send stuff like that to him." Bily shook his head because lowkey he wanted to be with Bev. "Good because you could do waaaay better." He said pulling her closer playfully before looking over at Richie and nodding. "Babe, you know I'd be honored."

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 9:05 PM

Eddie pulled back his fingers, rubbing them on his pants and flailing, "Gross, Che!!!" Realizing he forgot he hand sanitizer in his other fannypack, he stood up from his seat and huffed, "Im going to the bathroom to wash your slobber off my hands. Someone eat my burger while im gone."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 9:07 PM

"Babe," Richie cooed back to Bill. "You don't mind when my tongue is in other places," Richie replied and winked at him and chuckled as he watched the other go. He frowned when he mentioned for them to eat his burger. He glanced down at it and noticed how the other had barely even touched it. "Is it just me, or is something up with Eds?" he asked the other.

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 9:07 PM

Beverly felt comfortable here, like this. The losers were home and she wouldn't wanna be anywhere else. Her Phone vibrated again and she tossed the device in her jacket pocket. "You noticed Eddie too?" She looked at Eddie's plate. "It's his favorite."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 9:08 PM

"Of course I noticed Eddie," Richie replied with a roll of his eyes before covering it up. "I notice everyone," he added on. "He barely ate it but he's done? Is something up?"

Raphy Waphy-Yesterday at 9:09 PM

"Maybe he just isnt hungry. If he doesnt want to tell us then we need to respect his privacy." Raph pointed out before letting out a small shrug. "Maybe just bag up his food for later."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 9:11 PM

"There's no privacy between all of us," Richie replied with a scoff. "There's something else. He was excited about his food then didn't eat..." he mentioned then shook his head. "Yeah, I guess. maybe he'll eat it back at the apartment. "

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 9:12 PM

Eddie returned to the table, hands freshly washed and fingers scrubbed of Richie's DNA. He stood at the foot of the booth, noticing a weird vibe from his squad. "Uh... someone die?" he laughed nervously, tugging at his collar.

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 9:13 PM

"Yeah, my dick. Can I bury it in your ass?" Richie replied then waved to his lap and winked up at the other.

3

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 9:15 PM

Eddie hid his smile behind a scoff, "No thanks, just cremate it."

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 9:15 PM

"As much as I love all of you, I have a showcase to get ready for and I need to know if you guys are coming. Eddie will you drive Richie home?" Bev asked slowly pulling herself off Bill and pulling out a 20 from her purse hoping a 10 dollar tip would be enough. "Tell her to keep the change."

Big Bill-Yesterday at 9:17 PM

"Of course we're coming, when is the showcase again?" He asked as he watched her get up from her spot.

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 9:18 PM

"Ouch, that was rough, babe," Richie replied and pouted at him. "where are you going?" he asked, looking up at Bev. "Oh-kay..." he then nodded. "No, yeah, of course I'll be there. They serve food there too, right? I'd never miss it."

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 9:20 PM

"It's on the 28th, there should be finger foods, I have to dress really nice." Bev replied and beamed. She pressed a kiss to Raphs head and smiled. "I'll see you Thursday night okay?"

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 9:21 PM

"I wouldnt miss it for all the disinfectant wipes in the world, Bev." he smiled, rejoining the table and leaning his head near the crock of Richie's neck, "I didnt drive here so I guess Richies just going to have to walk the streets alone and unsupervised."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 9:22 PM

"Wow, okay, I see how it is," Richie replied and pouteded even as he leaned his head on Eddie's where it rested on him. "Guess I'll just have to sell my body for a ride home, that's fine."

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 9:24 PM

Eddie snorted at his boyfriend's dramatics, "Calm down, Hamlet, I'll call us an Uber and we can go back to the Andrews-Sutton residence."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 9:25 PM

"You make it sound like I'm married to Bev," Richie replied with his nose wrinkled at the thought of being with his best friend that he only held platonic feelings for.

Big Bill-Yesterday at 9:26 PM

"Richie's going to spend the night at my house. I can give him a ride." Billy said finishing his food and getting up from the table. "Do we have to dress fancy too?" He asked Bev(edited)

Beverly Buttkicker-Yesterday at 9:28 PM

"I would prefer if you did, it's not black tie but not business casual." She replied and pouted at Richie. "You're saying you wouldn't want to be married to me? I'm hurt." Bev teased

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 9:28 PM

"Ooh, yes fight for me," He replied, getting his food packed away by someone else since his hands were outta comission. "Someone throw jello on them," he said and wiggled his brows at the boys. "Nah, you're like a sister, that's like... Incest."

Eddie Clussghetti-Yesterday at 9:30 PM

"Why? You'd rather be Andrews-Clussy?" he flirted, falling silent once he realized he was still around the others. "Uh hahah... as if though right, guys?" Eddie laughed nervously, rubbing the back of his neck. The short boy pointed his fork at Bill again, "No way, Bill. Richie is not going anywhere near the toxic toilet youre going to stink up. We're going to Richie's place."

Richie Rich-Yesterday at 9:32 PM

"You know it, babe," Richie replied with a wink and chuckled when the other backtracked. "I've always wanted to marry your mom," he told him. "Yeah, I love you, babe. I just don't want to smell your shit."

Big Bill-Yesterday at 9:36 PM

"Oh great I'm going to have to go shopping." Billy shook his head as looked back at Eddie and his bfff Richie. "My toilet it not that bad you assholes." He laughed.

[agirlinthegalaxy]

I’m like. Putting this under a read more, because in all honesty, a lot of the next generation is basically what I’ve deemed canon OC’s, because we know they exist, but they weren’t given a personality, so who knows, but basically: I’m screaming about my versions of the Morris boys.

Context: they moved back to San Francisco like a year or two after the show bc Darryl got a promotion they couldn’t pass up and bc I love the Morris boys and I want them to be best friends with the Halliwell kids, fight me, this is my emotional support fanfiction world here. Darryl Jr. goes by DJ bc a) he can and b) there is already one junior around here and I need to keep it straight and also bc this is my plaground now. Mikey is an Adult Lawyer and is Michael, not Mikey, mom, please. 

DJ Morris is simultaneously the only member of the next generation with a brain cell and perhaps the biggest dumbass of them all, bc, you see, he likes fighting demons and way too often is casually just like??? fighting demons with chris and mel?? he has No Powers, but is v Brave and Smart and refuses to die bc excuse you, he has shit to do. He is best friends with Chris, Wyatt, and the half-manticore baby (Sebastian) and knows way too much about magic for someone who is a MORTAL (as the Elders say) but also he knows about magic :) and has the Halliwells on his side :) whatcha gonna do? He’s a cop like his dad and is v chill about technically sharing confidential information, but also they orb and mel freezes time, dad?? it’s not like i can stop them? so he’s a hypocrite bc he’s out here being this kind of dumbass? but also he’s the only one with a brain cell, bc have you seen the rest of the next gen, lbr, they have none. but he’s prob the most level-headed out all of them. he’s so kind and just wants to help however he can. he has an emotional intelligence that v few of the other kids do and knows how to talk to people. such a big part of dj is that at the end of the day he has a v earnest desire to help and an inability to see people in pain or bad things to happen without doing something. he’s brave and smart and kind and i just really like dj, okay?? 

and like i kinda wanna go off about his relationships and his placement into the next gen bc he’s like the second or third oldest out of all of them and he’s just this solid presence who seems to always know what to do and how to handle almost anything. he’s not perfect, by far, but he’s just v good with dealing with the emotional/family conflicts bc he knows them so well. bc he spent his teenage years running around with wyatt and chris and sebastian getting into trouble and his best best friend is probably chris bc they’re the more level headed ones and he gets him bc he’s v good at seeing things and dj can’t watch people be in pain and teenage chris has a lot of pain going on but also chris is ride or die and has been since forever and it’s hard to not become best best firneds with someone whose that way (not that the others aren’t but wyatt is much more friendly and popular and so is sebastian and chris would rather just hang out with dj in the library and they’re just more similar to each other). but also he’s in love with melinda and tries to pretend otherwise, bc that’s his best friends little sister and she’s one of his best friends and that’s something that shouldn’t cross?? but she’s so stubborn and fierce and demands respect from people and she’s one of the few people that truly gets the feeling of being so integrated into this group while simultaneously being on the outside bc he’s a mortal in a group of witches and she’s a witch in a group of hybrids and he tempers her edges a little and she makes him be a little more selfish and a little more fierce and they work so well together and fuck he’s in love with her oops.

and to completely contrast dj is michael bc michael is a bit different, bc the thing is he really can’t get behind the magic thing?? like fuck no, magic needs to stay a minimum of 10 feet away at all times, but also: it doesn’t work that often. in any other reality, he’s the put together, successful older brother and he is in this one too, but he lives in new york as a lawyer (and a v good one) and he’s like seven years older than dj so he wasn’t v involved with the magical teenage hijinks bc he was a bit busy dying inside in law school at the time oops. but he lives in new york and is close to his family but whenever he comes to visit magical hijinks occur and it gives him anxiety. just. magic is something he doesn’t get and would prefer to not involve himself with but magic is like too bad :) bc it keeps happening and he’s not even in california and there is magic afoot are you fucking serious?? but he’s still very successful and smart and confident even tho it doesn’t show up a lot bc there is a demon throwing energy balls and sorry but his thorough cross examination isn’t exactly a lot of help right now is it?? (i’m a bit mean to mikey here, but it gets better and he’s cool we like michael) and like a lot of people think that dj should idolize michael bc of the age gap and michael’s success and michael just laughs bc dj idolizes no one bc he is so confident in his own skin and in every situation (and normally, so is michael, but his brother never gets to see those, just the ones where michael is freaking out about energy balls) but yeah. this is kinda long but i’m just v excited about the morris boys and i really need to actually write my fic so i can write them bc they’re the best