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stubblesandwich · 4 years ago

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ONCE AGAIN I AGREE COMPLETELY!

Tbh, I hadn't thought about the military wife correlation but wow. It's so fitting for them and I'm having THOUGHTS. Okay but all they have been through, Dean's obviously psdt, anger issues, alcoholism — MILITARY WIFE TROPE!

And yes, Lisa accepted who he was: a hunter. She said it herself, Dean, you aren't a house builder. You are a hunter. Yet, she wanted to try it. She wanted him to come and go, so he could have his family and not give up this enormous part of himself. You can go. Me and Ben will be here. Just come back in one piece, okay?

Not go mention how marvelous he was with Ben. QUESTION: do you think he was Dean's son biologically?

Kripke's era will always be the best. I understand you 100%. It's been 15 seasons and I don't want the show to end, yet I admit that s5 ending was most accurate ending and wrapped everything up good even though we cey bc SAMMY COME BACK HOME OK

Whenever I see people hating on Lis, it's mostly to build up other ships or in a very misogynic. Calling her a bitch, slut, whore, saying she "didn't change Dean like a woman should" (wtf???). She was strong, independent, and gave him everything he dreamed about.

It would be so good if they were a bit loyal to the original ending in that matter. Giving Dean a family again, my boy deserves it. Imagine him going for Lisa and Ben again.

Asofhasdf the military wife thing is so perfect honestly. I have a headcanon too that she joined an online support group, to help her know how to help Dean. Either for military spouses/partners or partners of those with PTSD. I could see her researching into that more to find the best ways for her to support him, emotionally. And that thought fills my heart near to bursting. She made that comment about “when the guy who basically saved the world shows up on your doorstep, you expect him to have a few issues” and I’d just like to unpack that, pls.

I think about what Dean said to Bobby and Sam, about when he first showed up on their doorstep. How he drank too much and had nightmares, was half out of his head with grief. I could dwell in that angst sandwich forever. I think about Dean trying to hide all of that from Lisa and Ben, or at least pretend to have himself somewhat put together for their sakes, and just cracking under the pressure of it. Hence the nightmares. And the drinking.

For Dean to admit to Sam and Bobby that he was a mess and had those nightmares…. Boy howdy, they must have been some bad ones. I think that’s the first time he’s ever admitted to having nightmares, at least in a way that wasn’t a self depreciating joke. Dean’s not exactly up on psychology lingo—what if he really meant night terrors, which are infinitely worse? Ugh, my poor boy. And amazing Lisa, willing and wanting to be there for him. Be still, my heart!

The “just come back in one piece line” really got me, ugh. And then when Lisa admits later that she gets anxiety from phone calls, worried that it’s Sam calling to tell her Dean is dead. Lord! The angst! Why couldn’t I have had more of that? I don’t think Lisa could have stayed that signature cool forever; I think the stress of it and Dean actually coming home with some new scars would take it’s toll on her, and they’d have some issues to work through. But I would have loved to see them try to make it work long term.

You are RIGHT to say that Dean was marvelous with Ben. It was so great and I miss it so much, ugh. As far as Ben being Dean’s, biologically… man. I don’t know! On the one hand, sure, it’s possible. Did you ever watch The Office? Kind of reminds me of the end of the series (spoiler alert, I guess) where Angela tells Dwight that her son Phillip isn’t his. And Dwight tells her that he’ll raise 100 of her bastard children if it means he gets to be with her. But it turns out Phillip really is Dwight’s son, and Angela just wanted to make sure Dwight wanted to be with her for HER, instead of out of obligation to his son.

I could see a scenario where that’s what Lisa did. She didn’t want Dean to feel pressured to stick around, or be there for Ben out of obligation, so she lied about Dean being Ben’s real dad. And man, wouldn’t that be something? Dean finds out years later, after he’s already married Lisa (in whatever way he can, probably just symbolically, since he’s legally dead) and formally adopted Ben, that Ben really is his son. I don’t think it would change anything for Dean, except the balloon of pride that would swell up in his chest at the idea of a kid as awesome as Ben being HIS son. But, it doesn’t matter, really, and there’s something really special about that. I don’t think Ben being biologically his could make Dean love Ben any more than he already does. Which is beautiful.

The question really is: would Ben being his biological son have made Dean stay, or at least not wipe out their memories of him? I think if everything played out the way it did and Dean still thought he was this colossal burden on their lives, he still would have wiped their memories. D: I hate it.

And yes, let the record show, I need Sam to be out of hell and have his soul intact. A perfect ending for Dean involves that, too.

People get pretty into their shipping wars. It’s like they get territorial, and Dean being with Lisa in canon is a threat to their fanon relationships, or other canon ships they like better. But Lisa is monumentally cool, and she doesn’t deserve the hate when all she’s done is be there for Dean, accept him, welcome him, and love him. She trusted him so much! She was even willing to reconcile after all the vampire nonsense. It was Dean who kept pushing her away. (I’m never going to be over the vampire stuff, ever.)

I can’t see them bringing Lisa and Ben back for the series finale, and that’s such a shame. So much lost potential. Imagine Dean having another kid with Lisa! Imagine Ben becoming a big brother! Imagine Dean being able to have his own family, be a father in a real way! Imagine him living his own dreams and being adored and loved. I can’t even handle it. Fanfiction, here I come.

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nepalsaysrawr · 7 years ago

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Flash Game Reactions and Reviews: Barbara Gives A Birth to Six Kids Part 1

I thought it’d be a good idea to react and review to flash games, so I decided to make a series of game commentaries inspired by Youtube Gamers although I don’t have a Youtube account. So our first game will be….*drum roll please!* BARBARA GIVES A BIRTH TO SIX KIDS made by Free Games Casual! Mind you, the title’s real crappy, believe me. Aaand of course, whoever made this game is so bad at English that they hadn’t got even a single English lesson at school or just got little exposure to it. Also, did I just forget it’s just what it says on the tin? Without further ado, let’s get this partay started!!!

Our game begins with this nice loading screen/logo thingy. Or should I say…. AESTHETICALLY UNPLEASING?! Besides they stole Ariel and Elsa’s faces on the Doctor and Baby Games icons. MY GOD. No. This cannot be. I bet the person who drew those icons must be bad at drawing faces so they just simply stole those faces. COULDN’T THEY JUST DRAW ORIGINAL FACES INSTEAD?

After this we have the title screen complete with shoujo sparkles, balloons, Barbara (not the old lady, the one lying on the bed), the six babies and 2 other people who are all smiles.

So why the heck would the artist steal 2 Disney characters’ faces and use them on Barbara and that guy who’s probably the father? Why would all the babies suffer from same-face syndrome? And who’s that old lady?! The midwife? Or is it someone else? BTW, if Barbara and that guy are actually Sofia and James from Sofia the First, that’d be kinda incestuous although they’re stepsiblings not biological ones. Think Queen Gertrude and King Claudius from Hamlet. SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE PLAY OR READ IT!!! OK, back to the game.

Our story begins in the doctor’s office where Barbara tells the doctor (who’s basically the unholy offspring of David Tennant and Vladimir Putin):

And the doctor’s like, “Woah girl! You’re tummy’s real LARGE! We hafta check it out!” Then comes the measuring tape.

Yep, he’s right. Her tummy’s way too big! BIG, BIG, BIG. BIG AS HELL. Coming up next: the blood pressure measuring thingy!

Anyway, what’s its purpose?! Is it useless for this checkup?! Or what? Man, her blood pressure levels are normal. Normal as fuck.

Oh my god. Barbara gets laid as if she and the doctor would do the thing although she’s preggers. He then tells her she needs to have her tummy scanned with the help of the ultrasound machine. I do bet he means something else. WHAT IF HE’S A RAPIST DISGUISED AS A GOOD DOCTOR?! WHAT IF HE DID IT WITH HER AND DIDN’T REALIZE HE WOULD BE THE BABIES’ FATHER?! Oh god, take me away from this hideous doctor guy!!

Oh well, he didn’t mean to do something horrible, he just wanted to scan Barbara’s tummy!

After scanning Barbara’s super huge belly, we find 6 cute babies: 3 girls and 3 boys. Awwww~ But wait! How come everyone’s in their undies? Shouldn’t they all be naked? And why would the girls have hair clips? To distinguish them from the boys? Whatever. Let’s just leave it this way. It’s artistic licence, after all.

It’s official: Barbara is pregnant with 6 babies! Congrats, Barbara!

All of a sudden Barbara faints. I don’t know if the doctor was actually doing it with her while being scanned or she went drunk some time ago or it’s natural for everyone who’s pregnant be like that or she might’ve been drugged before scanning. On the other hand there’s a spray. What’s it for, anyway? Waking her up?

OH GOD NO. WTF ARE YOU DOING, DOCTOR?!

Drugging her with a random substance?! Don’t you dare drug her, doctor!!!

Welp, she’s finally awake. We’ll need a rag to clean her up.

Because of the 12 picture limit imposed by Tumblr, there’ll be another part. Don’t worry about it, I shall return with another part! See you soon! Byeeeee!

PS: I might probably make a separate blog for this once I come back!!!

Edit: I forgot to mention the babies don’t have umblical cords.

#flash game reactions and reviews #flash games #sofia the first #birthing games #game reactions #barbara gives a birth to six kids #game summaries

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whenimgoodandready · 7 years ago

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What up Starlings!

O.M.G! That TV movie was AWESOME! Damn! All that magic and sadness and death! F*ck! This is what keeps me coming back! Did you guys miss me? (bats lashes). Well, here, in my new and improved reviews, you’ll be seeing A LOT more of these in the Fall. Like the new frames? Cute huh, I’m adding in pictures like I said. The new theme song opening looks good and we almost have all of Team Star in the end! (I’m waiting for Jackie, Alfonzo, Ferguson and Starfan13 to show up) and I’ve been reblogging promos and countdowns til the Season 3 premiere! Now, since The Battle for Mewni is a mass up of the first four episodes of Season 3 (Three 2 11-minute segments and a half hour one), I’ll be splitting them in groups. This’ll be a long one, so Enjoy!

*Return to Mewni-The beginning starts off where we last left off, Marco has fallen into a depression over Star gone and has become Miss Havisham and leaving the party decorations still up. Poor guy. Star was seeing the whole thing with her wand and once she came back to Mewni, she and her mother were dragging the Magic High Commissions dead bodies as balloons. That’s some dark comedy sh*t right there. They were on their way to a sanctuary where they’ll be revived (minus Lekmet). Unfortunately, the fritz was at it again and practically all magic is gone. Even the magic well springs that was supposed to bring the commission back is corrupted and Moon tries to stop Star from using her wand since she thinks its linked with the shard piece on Ludo’s hand now. It’s getting serious. Moon has no plan other than keeping Star outta harms way and hiding while carrying around Toffees finger, but Star gets upset by that saying they should just go out and fight Toffee. Moon says it’s too dangerous, but Star isn’t having any of it and tries to leave. Star sure is brave since this is the evil genius who almost killed Marco, but she thinks it’ll be easy like how she “finished him off” before, but it’s serious now. What we also learn here is Toffee killed Moons mother! Yes, the promo spoiled it for us, but yeah, he did. He killed Skywynne. Star only got the “dead dog farm” story of it, but now she knows. We also learn that Eclipsa, the Queen Formally Known As Spades, is alive! And that Moon made a deal with her! Yes, that was spoiled in the promo too, but damn it! We the fandom were starving for svtfoe!. Also, some one with eyes of a hawk saw that from “Crystal Clear”, so yeah.

*Moon the Undaunted-In here, we get the backstory on Moon when she was Stars age. Huh, looks like Skywynne wasn’t her mother (she had Butterfly cheek marks whereas Skywynnes was hourglasses). Well, that was a surprise to me. I didn’t see her in the tapestry room or the book (Star and Marco’s Guide to Mastering Every Dimension), but then again, either was that bunny girl. I don’t know how this family tree works. Anyways, her mother was already dead and she is now the new Queen. So much pressure on her as she doesn’t know what to do, so the commission tries to help. One half yells they should go to war with the monsters whereas the other half yells to sign the peace treaty with the monsters (and others yell just for the yelling of it) Finally, a young River says they should just let Moon decide what to do (FYI, he’s the only one on her side). Some dude named Count Mildrew says she should be grieving at this time, but she says she’ll decide later. I know the feeling of being put on the spot and not knowing what to say, especially if the people won’t shut up about it. It wasn’t pretty. There was this tiny love triangle goin’ on with Mildrew/Moon/River, but we know who the victor was (that Mildrew guy was so dramatic). She has Rhombulus take her to Eclipsas’s crystal imprisonment (I don’t know how they caught her when she fled with her monster lover or even where he is), so she can tell her how to do the dark spell, but if she does destroy her enemy (Note:Aim at the heart), Eclipsa will be free. Unsure about it, but desperate to get revenge for her mother, Moon agrees to it. Eclipsa was voiced by Esmé Bianco for those of you in the Game of Thrones fandom and like one fan suggested, she was the sweet and polite perky goth type. Is she really evil? We don’t know? Alls I know is she has black/purple veins on her arms hence the gloves (Moon gained those too when she made the deal which why she had the gloves too) and was stuck in the crystal for three centuries! Moon then goes over to enemy territory and asks for The General. Toffee was The General! TOFFEE WAS THE GENERAL! TOFFEE WAS THE GENERAL! Damn! No wonder he was boss-like! Before the peace treaty could be signed by Moons mother with the monster king, Toffee went rogue and killed the Queen. Don’t know why, but he did. When the monsters refuse to leave, Moon casts the dark spell and blasts Toffee’s heart finger!………yeah, she missed. (clap) That’s (clap) why (clap) he (clap) can’t (clap) grow (clap) it (clap), back! Once that happens, the monsters freak out and scurry away and Toffee just angrily walks away. Back then, the wand was in one piece, so the monsters had something to fear. Especially in the hands of someone capable. After that, Moon had to give up her teenhood and take responsibility as Queen making her the stern and mature woman she is now. Poor girl.

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*Book be Gone-In the end of the first hour of the TV movie, Ludo’s girls (eagle and spider) return to him and bring him tacos. Here’s what I’m confused about, how the Hell did they get to Mewni when they were last seen on Earth at the taco place last season? Seriously, how!?. Ludo wakes up and finds his wand now a part of his hand. For those of you who forgot, Toffee possessed him and killed off the Magic High Commission, so he’s left with a hangover from all that. We also find out that Glossaryck is still around! Ludo Toffee had told him to hide and he was now (and throughout the rest of that time) trying to roast pudding over a fire…………..you know, if I were him, I’d just jab a stick through the pudding cup and have boiling bubbling chocolate soup! But he was doin’ it the hard way. He tells Ludo “he (Ludo)” defeated the commission and wants to document it in the spellbook (ignoring his wand hand on goin’ after The Butterfly Castle). However, the spellbook resists Ludo trying to write in it, no matter how hard he tries. Apparently, he doesn’t own the book anymore (Toffee does since he’s now a part of Ludo, but he doesn’t know about it still). After being blasted by the book and walking hundreds and hundreds of lands to get back, Glossaryck says to just talk to the book……..XD THAT PART WAS HILARIOUS! He failed to understand the concept of “turning this car around” and was being so sincere and sweet with it. At first, I thought the book would actually talk back, but it turns out, XD Glossaryck was just screwing with him like he always does! Pissed off about it, he throws the book into the fire destroying it ALONG WITH GLOSSARYCK! AND HE SAW IT COMMING! (okay, so during the hiatus, I found out Glossaryck sees into the future which is why I think he’s so unfeeling and a trickster. There’s no surprise in life for him, so he makes them himself!). Toffee gained control of Ludo again to watch him burn and afterwards, Ludo was sad to see Glossaryck go. So now, we have another character dead. Damn! Well, he wasn’t really my fav character (or in the top five), so good-bye Glossaryck. His wand hand gestures to Butterfly Castle again and Ludo decides to attack it. Don! Don! Don!

*Marco and the King-With the castle under King Rivers watch, he spends the whole time partying with his subjects. Wake up, dive in pool, twirl glow sticks, chair wrestle with monkey, lather, rinse, repeat. Dude, your wife and daughter are out and possibly in danger and you’re throwing a castle party!? WTF!? But then I found out why (it’s his coping mechanism for his worries). Marco shows up with his dimensional scissors (which he oh so earned from “Running with Scissors” and getting over his depression) to give Star her fav cereal. Really Marco? That’s why you showed up? Are you sure it’s not cuz you miss her and not cuz you want her to have a nutritious balanced breakfast? And did he tell his friends, Jackie or even his parents where he’s goin? Do they even know he’s gone? IDK? He sees that with River partying all the time, he’s failed to see that his kingdom and people are living in filth and disaster as well as a monster outside of it! He tries to shoo away the monster, but that just makes him come toward him as the people freak out and call River out on being a lousy king. River then goes through his depression. Marco tries to ask where Moon and Star are (cuz he still doesn’t the know the danger that’s goin’ on), but apparently, they never told him where they were goin! WTF IS UP WITH THE BUTTERFLIES KEEPING EVERYONE IN THE DARK!? Okay, yes, an evil genius lizard guy possessing a little bird man with a magic wand hand is scary and you don’t want them to freak out, but you have to at least tell your husband! So Marco tells him to buck up and take charge since he’s all they have now. River gives his people a sort of Kings Speech and tells his subjects that they don’t need magic/weapons to stop the monster that’s getting closer now cuz they’re all great at whatever they do (huh, sounds like Stars speech to her classmates over the whole possum thing). This time, they cheer and charge toward the monster. River stands against it and it turns out, the monsters bad at reading hand gestures thinking the king asked him to “come here” instead of “go away”. Womp! Womp! Womp! XD That was hilarious too! Seeing it was a misunderstanding, the monster annoyingly walks away. River decides to throw one last party to celebrate all of them and they’re love for him returns………..then Ludo shows up!

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*Puddle Defender-Back to Star and her mother, they were still in the sanctuary, but the place got flooded up by the black goo from the magic well springs and were forced to leave the Magic High Commission to escape. With no safe place, Star decides to bring her mother and herself to Buff Frogs to crash. Moon was unsure about it since he’s a monster, but Star says he’s on their side. Buff Frog heard rumors that Ludo took over Butterfly Castle, but Star corrects him saying he’s actually Toffee possessing him. Moon refuses to have Star and herself leave to see if King River is okay and to stay put. Star secretly tells Buff Frog to distract her mother while she escapes to save her kingdom. He does so by playing board games (in a magical parody style of Hasbro gamings) with her. Can I just say how weird it is that Mewni has some modern things despite their dimension being medieval? I mean, they had vending machines WAY BACK during Eclipsa’s time (which was like Victorian era) and not to mention that Quest Buy place!? And yet, Star had no idea what a light switch was!? WTF!? During the game, Moon and Buff Frog get into a heated argument about which one of them is the “bad guy” of their people with Moon saying she’s actually scared for her husband and daughter trying to keep her safe and ends it by saying Buff Frog doesn’t understand cuz he’s not a good parent. OOOOOOH! Bad idea Moon, bad idea. Buff Frog gets offended by that cuz he reminds her he has tadpoles that he’s worried about them and to prove his parental status, he rats out Star JUST AS SHE WAS OUT THE DOOR and he and Moon send her upstairs. Star gets upset by all this and wants out, but Buff Frog had a security system put up (did he make it by hand or buy it?). However, the tadpoles, (who have now grown arms except Katrina) help her escape from a secret hatch in their room. Out of all of them, Katrina gained speech, but hadn’t told her father yet. They say they escape to go clubbing (uh, kids, how old are you guys?). When Katrina asks what Stars plan is, she says she’ll just wing it………..okay, as slightly mature as Star is now that she’s learned not to run away from her problems and to just face them, but charging in is still not a good plan! So she heads forth to her (former) castle………..possibly to her doom.

*King Ludo-With Ludo now king, he had River and Marco shackled in the dungeon while he fails at gaining the love from the Mewmens as his subjects. His merchandise isn’t even selling! (you know, Ludo, if the Mewmens won’t buy any of that stuff, we the fandom would be OH SO happy to take it off your hands, I mean, after all, we’re on the third season right now and we still got nothing out of it, all I have is the book! WE NEED THAT SH*T!). Ludo then goes over to River and gives him 24 hours to decide if he’ll help him or not at forcing the Mewmens to love him. Marco escapes through his shackles (Ludo had butter to slip the key around his neck that he left behind), but leaves River (he ate the butter >:( ). Marco goes through the air vent (yes, they have that on Mewni too) and crawls through until he gets to the royal bedroom. There he finds the castle entertainers: Ruberiot (Hello, Patrick Stump!), Fool Duke and a Mime. They tell him that since Ludo took over, they’ve been hiding around the castle and only come out when Ludo’s not around to eat/bathe/sleep in the royal bedroom. Marco tells them that they should do something about Ludo, but they’re just artists who all hate each other (well, Ruberiot and Fool Duke mostly, cuz they (and Ludo) say that only the Mime is an “artistic genius”. You know how on tvtropes.org they say Everybody Hates Mimes, fu*ck that, this one’s cool). When Ludo catches Marco, he quickly puts on a Ludo mask (which like every other merch of them was a “no sell”) pretending to be an entertainer, the others follow suit and distract Ludo with a song about how great he is while Marco tries to get the key around Ludo’s neck. Ruberiot and Fool Duke get into a fight and Ludo tries to seize them, but they escape (they got the key!). They return to River only for him to say that he wants to stay by his people. The entertainers escape through the sewers while Marco pretends to still be shackled and Ludo takes away River. Marco then escapes through the sewer too. River refuses to obey Ludo’s orders and so Ludo levitates him away (it’s the only spell he knows) in the sky! Is he dead too!? WHY IS EVERYBODY DYING!? Now the Mewmens fearfully are forced to love Ludo. Marco then tells the entertainers it’s now time to fight! WHOOP! WHOOP!

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*Toffee-Ludo continues to rule over Mewni and forces them to love even goin’ as far as putting up portraits of his “greatness” and having choir kids sing about it. Until, his wand hand levitates them into the sky. (sigh) another one bites the dust (what’s the matter Toffee, don’t like good music?). Are you guys keeping a death count in this cuz I think I counted six. Anyway, Star attacks Ludo (in a rat suit) demanding to know where her father is, but his spider retrains her (I had a dream days before the TV movie premiered that Star was tied up, and now, it happened! Weird, I have like psychic dream powers!). Star tries to tell Ludo that his wand hand (which she is now discovering) is Toffee controlling him, but he ignores her and throws her in the dungeon (he actually wanted to kill her, but his wand hand said otherwise). A guy in a mouse suit comes in and rescues her. IT’S MARCO! (huh, guess it wasn’t so stupid wearing an animal costume to attack since Marco thought of it too. Great minds think a-like!). After months of no starco (for us fans that is) ✨they’re reunited at last!✨🎶Reunited and it feels so good, reunited cuz you understood🎶 They don’t bring up the whole crush thing cuz they got more important stuff to deal with. She isn’t all that worried about her dad (he’s been through worse, but uh, Star, HE COULD BE DEAD!) and Marco calls up the entertainers saying they’ve become Le Resistance! Before they all could put they’re plan into action (which wasn’t really that good), Ludo shows up and shackles the resistance, but takes Star with him. He tells her she’s right about his wand hand controlling him and wants Toffee out cuz he’s freaked out by it! Star sees he’s serious and redoes The Whispering Spell! Buff Frog and Moon show up to rescue Marco, but leave behind the resistance (they really weren’t much help) and go find Star. She had already finished The Whispering Spell and 💥BOOM!💥 tower blows up! Marco, Moon and Buff Frog look through the remains and find Ludo, but with Star speaking through him. She’s inside the wand! The inside of the wand was filled with black goo! (Wait! Hold up! Daron, how does this wand thing work!? I mean, we’ve seen it as a treadmill for unicorns, an apartment for Stars spells and a memory world, but now a pool full of black goo!? Is it cuz of the corruption!? Even if I have the book I still don’t get it!). Star loses contact with her Moon and the pool makes a giant form of Toffee! (you know, on the day of the premiere, I was at the La Brea tar pits looking at black goo and then I come home to see this black goo. Wow! Crazy coincidence). He tells Star that the black goo is dark magic with a few golden glowing bits of good magic left………which are slowly disappearing! Toffee talks through Ludo to Moon and says he’ll give Star back in exchange for his finger which she agrees to. Once that happens, Ludo forms into Toffee back in one piece and barfs out Ludo (ew!). Unfortunately, the transformation destroyed the shard piece on Toffees hand leaving Star dead! (Hey Death! Scratch another one off your list!). Toffee doesn’t care about that and walks off. Wait, was this his plan all along? ALL THAT just so he could get his finger back!? Or did he want to make Moon suffer like he did before!? What a heartless bastard! (although I’m real happy to have seen him in his normal form with his fancy business suit again! ;) ). The good magic is gone and either Moons dark spell or Marco giving him a power punch can stop him. (Toffee you are just too cool!). It’s still heart wrenching though that they’re miserable with Star gone. Poor Ludo, he even felt bad that throughout all this (since Season 2) he had no part in being powerful other than a vessel :’(. Btw, where was Toffee goin’ cuz I was kinda curious on that. Star was still in the black goo when she sees the last bit of glowing gold good magic! It kept disappearing and reappearing to Star until she sees it at the bottom and drowns! Moon desperately tries to piece the shards ashes onto the wand, but it was no good. Sad, real sad. Star wakes up in an empty black room with Glossaryck and a pot of boiling stew. Star asks if they’re dead, but Glossaryck doesn’t know (you know, this reminds me of when Harry Potter and Dumbledore were in that empty white room place unsure if they were dead too). Are they dead? Cuz it looked to me that way, there was an insane number of deaths in this TV movie! Star sees the last bit of good magic deep in the bottom of the stew and realizes that Glossaryck is testing her again (was he though?), so she dips down! Good magic returns and it fills up the magic well springs reviving the Magic High Commission! The wand flies up and forms into a whole piece again with Star doing a transformation sequence (A-la, Sailor Moon style) in her golden mewberty form! With that power up, she blasts Toffee! She powers down to normal and everyone is thrilled to have her back. Awwwwww. Toffee, as a skeleton covered in melting black goo (well this sure got passed the radar for a kids show), tries to stop him again only to be finished off by Ludo! Yes, Ludo! By pushing a pillar on him. Soooooooooo, Toffee is officially “gone”! (I’m gonna miss him……..again!). Ludo then has Star throw him back into the abyss to find himself again (I don’t blame him, all this time he thought he was finally competent on his own when really it was all Toffee). Does this mean we’ll have a “Ludo in the Wild Part 2”?. He let’s his eagle and spider go free and Star throws him away into the abyss again (with chips). In the end, eagles descend and bring in the choir kids and King River! Turns out, there was an eagle kingdom up there where he became a king there too! Damn, that’s like double royalty! All is happy and well until Moon remembers Eclipsa and goes to check up on her. Remember kids, if Toffee dies, she’ll be free. Moon is relived she’s still crystallized and leaves. She really didn’t want Eclipsa out due to her being “evil”, but the crystal cracked! Don! Don! Don!

Okay people, I got a confession to make, I KNEW NOBODY WOULD ACTUALLY DIE IN THE SHOW! C’MON, I saw the new intro and everybody was there! The only one that actually died was Toffee (still sucks cuz he’s a fan favorite), so I was just acting like it was a big deal to spice up the review! Lol! They wouldn’t kill off the main character like that! What kind of show is that!? So what happened here is this: The Magic High Commission is back (minus Lekmet), Eclipsa will be busting out soon and we’ll be getting her backstory, Ludo is redeemed (I think) and Toffee is officially dead dead! Personally, I don’t really believe he’s dead, cuz he’s too cool of a badass villain (and I’m sure Daron knows that too) to just be killed off like that so quickly, but if he’s not dead, then there would be no other reason why Eclipsa would be coming back. So now that that whole battle is over, does that mean Star will be goin’ back to Earth or stay in Mewni for more queen training? Well, the Season 3 intro looked to be set in Mewni, so it’s the latter and that means Marco will be playing the role of the “foreign exchange student” now. More importantly, how are they gonna continue they’re friendship with an open one-sided crush!? I mean, the blood moon was in the intro too, so I’m guessing that’ll be brought up again cuz I wanna hear what they have to say about the whole soul bonding thing! And how the Hell did Janna end up in Mewni? Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo many questions still left uncovered! And Heinous! OMG! She’s gonna be up to something too. Fall could not come any slower than this, but you’ll be seeing me and my new reviews once again and it’s gonna be fun! Reviews is what I do ;). I absolutely ❤️LOVE❤️ the new outro theme music! So Sailor Moon-esque. I know Daron was inspired by that show to make svtfoe since it’s from her childhood and so was mine <3. Thank you, Daron and keep up the good work! I’ll be around! See you guys in the Fall!

#svtfoe

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summary of my thoughts during s4 ep1 of Sherlock

- *loads the episode* nah I can’t do this I’m actually going to vomit i’ve waited three millennia for this

- shERLOCK IS LIVE TWEETING SAME

- “Free as a bird” THIS MAN IS LITERALLY THE MOST EXTRA PERSON TO WALK THE FACE OF THIS PLANET

- “nice, warm office with my brother” “natural high” “glad to be ALOIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEE~” YOU REALLY CAN’T BE TELLING ME THIS MAN ISN’T AS STRAIGHT AS CHRISTOPHE GIACOMETTI (yes, i’ve already said this tonight)

- wow I hate not living in the U.K. WHY IS THIS STREAM SO PIXILATED

- semi-unrelated but man I really like aquariums

- “it’s never twins” JFC

- Mrs. Hudson taking pictures reminds me of my grandma taking pictures. Molly, do the right thing and take the camera away ffs

- THIS IS WHY WE DEACTIVATE SIRI

- “Now, for the last time: if you want to keep the rattle, do not throw the rattle.” Sherlock, you are literally trying to reason with a baby

- LESTRADE, SHERLOCK, AND JOHN IN ONE ROOM GOD BLESS

- LESTRADE’S FACE WHEN HE HEARD GREG COME OUT OF SHERLOCK’S MOUTH

- PRIMADONNA GREG, ALL HE EVER WANTED WAS THE CREDIT

- Receptionist? who’s the receptionist? MARY YOU HAVE SOME ‘SPLAINING TO DO

- uno Sherlock reminds me of Ranpo from BSD

- this mans really has a shrine of Margaret Thatcher ffs

- “Margaret Thatcher, I don’t know her” - LITERALLY SHERLOCK

- “this is a waste of time” “I KNOW WHAT I SAID” - literally Sherlock again

- what kind of lame ass death, like i’m sorry this mans died but what a lame ass death

- I forgot how quickly Sherlock solved cases what kind of Super Deduction nonsense is this

- “I’ve never been good with humans” I feel u my guy (side note: *screams out the window* MYCROFT IS THE BEST CHARACTER)

- JOHN CONTROL YOUR MANS

- JOHN REALLY PUT A FUCKING BALLOON WITH A FACE ON THE SOFA

- ngl tho I would still take a bullet for balloon John

- THIS MANS LITERALLY CONCOCTED THIS CONVOLUTED STORY ABOUT A SWISS (??) SPY WHO WAS PLANNING ON TEAMING UP WITH MORIARTY AND BROUGHT OBAMA INTO ALL OF THIS WHEN REALLY THE HUSBAND’S BREATH STINKS AND HE LIKES WEARING HER BRAS I REALLY CANNOT BELIEVE SHERLOCK

- now that I think about it, that story sounded way too real and rehearsed for it to come off the top of his head. even for sherlock. (*coughs* MARY *coughs*)

- uno Sherlock’s attention reminds me of Jurgen Klopp sometimes

- DID HE ACTUALLY JUST SAY “i like you”

- *rewinds* “I like you” *neck snaps* *starts salivating* *chokes and clutches chest* fiRST VIKTURI AND NOW THIS BITCH TF

- GREG JUST WANTS THE CREDIT part two (side note, I love how everyone is so supportive of my son’s blog)

- y do alla these people have busts of margaret thatcher like….. pls love urselves

- THIS DRAMATIC ASS FIGHT IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

- FUCK MARY MORSTAN IS REALLY GOING TO BE THE REASON MY PRESSURE RISES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2017

- “what’s the plan” “no plan, we die like men” - actually Mary

- “What are you, Wikipedia?” “Yes.” I LOVE MYCROFT

twenty minutes of the following picture:

- MARY’S ACCENT I’M DEAD AND GONE

- “did you lose it in the war ahahahaha;sldjf”

- wHAT HTE UCFK MARY OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS JFC WHO ARE YOU (also, ngl I thought of Otabek when I saw black haired Mary with her motorcycle YOI IS ALWAYS ON THE BRAIN)

- I KNEW WE COULDN’T TRUST MARY WHOSE MANS IS THIS

- FFFFFFFFF OF COURSE SHERLOCK BEAT HER

- “the mathematics of probability” fUCKIN

- who tf is watching Rosamund? Molly? Mrs. Hudson?

- KARIM LITERALLY CAME BACK TO A BODY ON THE GROUND THIS POOR BOY HE PROBABLY JUST WANTED SOME CHAI

- is he cheating or is it Deeper Than That™ (the former seems a little out of character, i feel. this has to be a “there’s more than meets the eye” kind of scenario. perhaps they’re speaking in code? wtf does vampire mean who actually talks like that @ moftiss pls)

- Mary saw the texts? is that what that was? what’s happening

- Vivienne pls

- “I never could resist the touch of the dramatic” oH rEaLlY sHeRlY

- someone finna die, it’s probably going to be Mary

- wHAT THE FUCK SHERLOCK IS REALLY GOING TO TAKE THIS BULLET-OH WAIT MARY’S TAKING THE BULLET

- why tho

- is she really going to die or is this some Neal Caffrey Bullshit™

- okay but like, i don’t think she actually died??? how did she die that fast, sherlock didn’t die that fast

- rly I hate bio and I’m an engineering major but I don’t think she got shot anywhere ~that~ important. she couldn’t have died that fast, could she?

- does blood gush that fast? asking for a friend

- me: it’s 2017, don’t be petty

me to me: MARY IS A LITERAL ASSASSIN EVEN JOHN DIDN’T TRUST HER

- JOHN WHAT ARE THESE CHEWBACCA NOISES

- “what to do about john” THIS MANS IS GOING TO SEE A THERAPIST HE IS SO LOST WITHOUT JOHN SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULAMB

- what’s with this sticky note pls Moftiss i’m going into cardiac arrest SHERRINFORD ARE YOU SERIOUS

- MRS HUDSON’S TEARS ARE NOT WHAT I’M HERE FOR THIS SWEET OLD WOMAN

- SHERLOCK IS PUNISHING HIMSELF WITH THIS “Norbury every time I’m cocky” THING I REALLY CAN’T DO THIS

- JOHN PLS YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME

- and in that moment you can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half

- YOU GET BACK HERE AND APOLOGIZE TO SHERLOCK I REALLY CANNOT BELIEVE THIS YOU CANNOT BE TELLING ME JOHN HAMISH WATSON WOULD ABANDON SHERLOCK LIKE THAT

- really the reason why this hurt me is that John only saw Mary get shot and probably assumed Sherlock didn’t do anything, which is far from the truth and I am in pain

- sAVE JOHN WATSON. FROM WAHT (side note, after the initial shock wore off, my guy, Sherlock has literally been doing this since A Study In Pink)

- GO TO HELL FOR WHAT. IS SHE TELLING HIM TO GO TO HELL OR LITERALLY GO TO HELL

so, in conclusion, all of my thoughts can be summarized by Michael Scott

@ god, give me the patience to get through this month

#wow this took longer than i thought it would #i am deceased #if i could wait ten weeks for otabek's appearance and have him get robbed at the end i'm sure i can do this right????#@ god halp #bbc sherlock #T watches Sherlock #me rambling

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