#but literally you caNnNOT be drinking aspertame flavor powder *like its water* you are going to DIE

[thunderheadfred]

i am extremely disconnected and out of all loops, so I only recently (today) found out about the existence of "WaterTok" and if my use of scare quotes doesn't tell you how old and out of touch I am? well.

I know this mess has been mocked into the ground already but I still find this hilarious because I am someone who unironically totes around a COMEDICALLY LORGE PASTEL PURPLE HALF-GALLON METAL JUG covered in lefty stickers and when I drink out of it I look like a ridiculous 6-ft-tall adult baby

and I always have it within arm's reach because I NEED WATER CONSTANTLY I'm just fucking thirsty dude just the sound of that ice clinking in there gets me like OOOoooooOOoHHHHH sippy sippy yum yum hell I'm drinking out of it right now

and the idea of putting. fucking. anything. other than filtered tap water and ice into my precious ADHD comfort jug

obscene