#but like. bi aesthetic attraction ftw :>

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GUYS I THINK IM AROACE

THERE IS A VERY REAL CHANCE OF ME BEING AROACE, OR AT LEAST CUPIOROMANTIC/DEMIROMANTIC

ANYWAYS. EXPECT NOTHING BUT THE USUAL SHIT IDK

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You have some deep cut rarepairs for HP ships... Would you mind saying something about them, why you love them? I really wanna know why they excite you!

hoooooooooooo BOY YOU DONE IT NOW

OKAY SO HERE WE GO (under the cut bc this got long man)

percy x pansy: bitch ass girl and straight-laced man? gimme twelve. I LOVE their aesthetic, I love percy’s redeemed ass and I love what fanon has done with pansy. I really like the thought of pansy struggling to accept that she is attracted to a ~weasley~ let ALONE that she has ~romantic feelings~ for one. and I mean pansy would be so good for him, she’d give him the glamour he needs (he loves fashion we all know it)

neville x astoria: now, these babies just snuck up on me one day and ambushed me into adoring them. I was just playing around with random characters, pairing them up and these two ended up beside each other and…….. my life was changed. because yes. YES. neville, my boy, kind, brave neville who becomes a hero and has such a good heart together with astoria, my beautiful slytherin princess whose ideals don’t line up with those of her parents AT ALL. and together they make……. pure magic. I just. I adore them. ADORE THEM. 

ron x viktor: there is nothing I like more than a boy making another boy blush furiously. and ron can BLUSH. idk he always had this sports crush on viktor and I could just see it growing into ~something more~ because in my head everyone is bi unless they are another lgbt orientation tbh this is just how I work. and viktor is…… such a stud. stud with a good heart. lanky redhead boy. amazing. 

ted x andromeda: okay, so andromeda is (as you may know) my ultimate favourite character in the entire series. she is the most tragic, beautfiul, complex character and I adore her. the way she gave up everything to be with ted….. that’s dedication my man. plus their love story will have been pure angst tbh. bc I think andromeda had a hard time acknowledging her feelings for ted. but they’re just……. inevitable. they make each other so happy. and that’s just beautiful to me.

blaise x ginny: A BATTLE OF WIT. I can just see them constantly trying to beat the other, definite sexual attraction, blaise the smooth-talker and ginny the bold, they just make for SUCH an interesting dynamic. she wouldn’t take any shit from him and that’s beautiful and they can learn so much about themselves from each other. plus. well. they’re both gorgeous.

daphne x theo: friends to lovers ftw!!!!!!! in my head daphne is this high-class professional genius and theodore is a quiet, perceptive genius. I just see them looking at each other like they’re in the office constantly, understanding each other on a level other people can’t even imagine. just… suffering together, fighting together, helping each other. beautiful.

regulus x petunia: THE PAIN THE ULTIMATE PAIN. I think it’s amazing. petunia, falling for a wizard? the angst? regulus, who literally dies in canon? the tragedy. this is my pain-pairing. unhealthy? probably. dynamic? certainly. heart-wrenching? what else. give it to me. (also the happy petunia-grows-up-better-and-regulus-lives au’s pleassssssse)

padma & george: I can just imagine padma and george both having this sort of…… struggle with being twins sometimes (parvati and fred too of course). I see george as the most strategic of the weasley twins and padma as the quieter one of the patil twins. I just think they’d understand each other and find the excitement in each other, explore the world together, broaden their horizons. find a home. 

thank you so much for this question I loved it