#but like. a loooot have people have told me that they don't like the name keith because all of the keiths they know are assholes

[fanvoidkeith]

several people i know IRL have told me they don't like my chosen name, so...

[creepy--claws]

new sansmaeda au (this time a bit more of uh ironic fanime haha + horror stuff): komaeda's a schoolboy, yknow nothing special!

and his personality's just yknow normal komaeda + stereotypical anime schoolgirl n a LOOOOT of obsessiveness. like..alot.

it all starts with the cute, although weirdly obbsessive gestures like letters (some written with blood), cookies n pastry baskets put in lockers and desks (some of them have the meat n organs of his victims) and then the whole "hiding the murder so it doesnt look suspicious" jig is up and he still does what he does, although the murder is more obvious now.

like...he chopped off someone's arms and made them into a heart shape and put them on a cake when he heard sans's birthday was coming up, he litterally wrote I Love You with someone's blood and left their body still there bleeding.

he also pretends to be a school girl named Fuku-Chan on message boards like Ayashii world or 2channel (i forgor 2 mention this au is set in like...1999-2006 i guess idk)and takes pictures of his victims corpses and badly edits them so they look cutesy enough to pass for the gurokawa forums.he usually says "if you want to use this as your profile picture, go ahead<3".

he even has a physical diary where he documents all his kills and his hitlist is in it too!! and yknow the best part....HE DOTS ALL THE 'I'S WITH HEARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aaand to further push the weird schoolgirl who is actually an even weirder fucking dude, he dresses like a schoolgirl when he kills his victims (primarily at night,around 18:00-23:00ish), but that comes with some..problems, but he's prepared to deal with them whether theyre weird perverts who wanna look up his skirt to rabid wild cats n dogs trying 2 attack him.

his weapon of choice is usually either a crowbar or a gun but sometimes he switches it up just for fun lolz

i think this would be a pretty rad fanime....if i knew how 2 animate of course^^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also the way he switches from ok this kids kinda weird i guess but hes actually a nice dude to PSYCHOPATHIC SCHOOLGIRL ON THE LOOSE is like the uboa/ponikos room event in yume nikki lolz

Sans has caught up on all of this and is still trying to find out who this so-called "Fuku-Chan" is,when suddenly..Komaeda (still wearing schoolgirl costume when this happened btw) got hit by a truck and got seriously injured and had to go to the hospital. coincidentally, Fuku-Chan said she wasnt posting today cuz she was in the hosptial because he got hit by a truck last night.COINCIDENCE???????? I THINTK NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh yeah and reigen survived one of his attacks and told the cops lolz

wHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW...,this was long

anyways i hope you like komaeda fucking around in a cheap dokuro chan-esque disguise n being a yandere n such

[● Really enjoyed this latest entry of "Oh this fucking guy", especially putting it into a new time frame. Only like one or two beats that don't sit right with me but it's not that big of a deal, and overall pretty neat! The truck part got me harder than it should've, like people getting run over shouldn't be funny but it is.]

[dreydreydreydrey]

Howdy!

Disclaimer, this is an 18+ blog, if you're a minor get the fuck out, respectfully yet please don't interact with adult blogs. I'm not your parent, yet think with your mind and not your dick/clit. That can end up in either you being manipulated by someone, or someone just feeling disgusted by inappropriatly interacting with a minor unbeknowst to them. I will block minors and suspicious accounts without hesitation.

For the rest my dm's and asks are open :)). Yet do some unconsensual or disgusting things. Or demand me to dominate you or any other of those things and you'll get blocked too :)).

Me as a person:

My name's Drey, 21yo, male, probably have C-PTSD, on the asexual/demisexual spectrum or just haven't figured out what arouses me? Still searching on that front tho. I study psychology, people consider me as a smartass, old soul, childish, a genius, unpredictable and multiple people have already told me that I'm somehow one of the most interesting people they know of? That makes me hella uncomfortable tho. Idolisation gives me the ickies, although maybe I should be more confident on that front? Anyway I have an interest in nerdy things:

-music (we can make a spotify blend if you ask :)): The Strokes, Jpegmafia, Daft Punk, King Krule, Radiohead, Jeff Buckley... and that doesn't even scratch the surface

-classical literature (I should do this more tho): Dostoevsky, trying to get into Murakami, Kafka...

-poetry: Edgar Allen Poe, Rumi, Mary Oliver, Rudyard Kipling...

-philosophy: Kant, Nietzche, Spinoza,...

-cinematography: Wes Anderson, Andrej Tarkovsky, Stanley Kubrick, Quentin Tarantino, ...

-photography

-gym (or wel just started again)

-urbex -A loooot of scientific unneeded shit: -I know how to find Exo-planets with Python

-I may or may not have made some explosive substances and rockets (sugar rocket on yt)

-I read complex psychological, philosophical, engineering, astrophysical, biological, historical,... literature for... wel... fun

-... (just ask ;))

Me in the BDSM/Kink community:

Finally last but certainly not least (since my whole blog will probably be about this) destroying pretty little things untill theres nothing left except for my little dumb cumdumpster blissfully laying in a puddle of her own grool, spit, squirt, tears and A LOOOT some of my cum... bruised, covered in bitemarks, ropeburns,... etc you know the usual stuff like, primarily for me:

-impactplay

-shibari (or any other form of bondage)

-primal play

-switching (Yet idk about my sub side still tbh...) I've been in BDSM communities for some time now. Been to my fair share of dungeons (not the dnd kind...), been lurking in some online communities in the past and decided to make something out of my "passions"... Kinda all started when my friends started to get laid, yet it confused me why I wasn't able to enjoy it? For some reason just hooking up with a girl didn't interest me at all. Even after doing it a couple of times it felt as if I would've been better of just jerking off. I don't get aroused by physical appearances (although they still are important, yet clearly not enough). I get aroused by the mind and soul that are attached to it? (and maybe tears, tears make me hard...)

[sweetcreatxr]

♥︎ 10 things he loves about you (and more) ♥︎

✰Where Chris reassures you after catching you crying by telling you what he loves about you.✰

Chris Evans X husband!male reader ⚣︎♡︎

⚠︎ Warnings : angst in the beginning, homophobia, f slur, a loooot of fluff, Chris being an overprotective and a loving husband, insecurities.

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You were sitting on the living room sofa, phone in your hands and your face shaking with tears.

You were reading the comments that were under the photo that Chris, your husband had posted. It was a photo of both him and you hugging each other on the balcony of your room, it was his sister who took the photo, amazed by your couple.

You also thought that you too made a very nice couple and encouraged him to put the picture on his Instagram. But now that was a different story, millions of strangers may have loved the pic, but thousands more in the comments hated it so much they felt the urge to take their hate out on you.

Most of the comments were like:

"Ew ew ew, Chris my God when I think you could have a beautiful wife, you find yourself having a fucking tuna. That's really embarrassing for you..."

And

"Since when Chris is a fucking fag? Lol"

Or

"We're gonna pretend I didn't see anything and pretend they're friends or I'm gonna puke..."

It wasn't the comments themselves that hurt him the most but more the likes underneath, a lot of people agreed and thought Chris was making a huge mistake being married to Y/n.

This thought made Y/n even sadder, who burst into tears and lay down dramatically, throwing his phone on the ground.

At the same time Chris opened the front door with a smile on his face, happy to have finally returned to his cozy nest and to his loving husband.

"Love I'm home!"

He had rushed to Los Angeles a week ago because the film crew had called him back to shoot important scenes for his new film, but he was now reassured to be back in Boston with his darling.

He was also a little worried because Y/n hadn't given him any news since last night when they usually couldn't live without each other for more than thirty minutes.

And his concern grew even more when his husband didn't answer him but he instead saw him lying on the sofa, his phone broken due to the violent impact with the ground, and tears all over his face.

Chris rushed to him, got on his knees and took him in his arms.

"My love, hey what's happening ?!"

He hated seeing the love of his life sad and crying even though those feelings were something that was inevitable for a human being. Y/n continued to cry as Chris hugged him tightly.

"Shhhh don't worry I'm here now, everything is fine"

Chris was aware that something was wrong for Y/n to get into such a state and as long as he didn't stop crying, his husband will know no more.

He then took his lover's phone which was cracked but where you could still make out the comments that Y/n had read earlier and Chris guessed, all day too.

"Holy shit..."

Chris seethed in rage, he wanted to kill every single person who had dared to hurt his husband but for now he had to make him feel a little better.

"Listen to me love, everything that these people are saying are bullshits okay?! Pure bullshit! You are the most amazing person I know and I can't see myself spending the rest of my life without you by my side, it's simply impossible!”

"But they're right Christopher! You can have all the chicks on the planet, the hottest models and you choose to be with me, why? What's special about me? Why do you love me?

His questions were heartbreaking for Chris who hugged Y/n even tighter by fear that he would leave. How long had his husband thought that he wasn't good enough for him? And why hadn't he told him anything ?

Y/n tried to get up in front of Chris's silence but was sat down by him who had no intention of letting him go.

"Christopher leave me alone-"

"1: the fact that you call me by my full first name instead of Chris like everyone else

2: the sweatshirts that you borrow from me all the time because you love having my smell on you and that you will end up giving me back only when the smell is gone. I can say goodbye to the one you're wearing right now."

Y/n blushed and lowered his head but Chris lifted him up

" 3: How you blush and lower your head every time I compliment you"

"That wasn't really a compliment, Christopher..."

"Shut up, it is for me"

Y/n burst into a hearty laugh and smiled lovingly at Chris's comment.

" 4 : When you laugh it makes me want to make love to you endlessly and your smile could kill anyone so much it lights up the room you're in.

5 : Your love for dogs, Seeing you playing with our dog already makes me imagine how you will play with our future children.

6 : your taste in clothes, everything you wear, even a very ugly floral shirt, becomes beautiful on you.

7 : your tattoos and their meanings, I think it's just too sexy

8: the way you sing in the shower or when I play piano, it gives me a lot of shivers

9 : you being sassy and the way you put people in their places when necessary, it's very admirable of you

And finally but the most important

10 : your first name next to mine

These are the reasons I'm in love with you Y/n Evans even though there are more but it was just too long to list them all. All of that just for saying that what matters is you and me and nothing else, okay? "

Y/n nodded and took his phone from his hand before adding

"I'm going to have to buy a new phone"

"That'll teach you not to throw valuables without thinking of the consequences"

Y/n slapped Chris's arm who reacted dramatically

"you stupid fuck, you're lucky I love you"

Chris laughed and kissed Y/n who pulled his hair to kiss him harder."

11 : the way you kiss me, always passionately"

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OMAGADDFJDJDH ! I sooo proud of this one and I'm so sorry for any spelling errors that I did if there are any but anyway I'm really happy it's my first time writing about Chris and just let me know if you guys liked it !

yeah i edited it

[kyber-crystal]

i legit teared up my dude...i'm SO sorry that they reacted that way. i don't know you at all really but trust me you deserve all the best things in the universe bub 💛💛💛my mental health took a swan dive last year too and it just honestly makes you realize who the people in your life really are.

hope you're doing better now boo💕and it will for sureee pay off!! i'm gonna singlehandedly manifest you the bestest of friends should it come to that and until then you're got us❤️

i saw your face reveal, the one at the beach and ???????????????? YOU'RE SO GORGEOUS?!?!?!?!?!? holllyyy sheeeeeetttt my dudeeee. i mean if you were at that beach and i was smack dab in the middle of a jake, bradley AND natasha sandwich???? i'd be looking at you

(that pasta thoo skskskkskk 😂🤤)

i tried out the toast and it was EVERYTHINGGG😭😭😭soooooooo goooood i LOVED it!!!!

i've been seeing these posts everywhere ykk about the likes and reblog ratio being so out of sync and it's so sad to watch. i don't write on here but it must be so discouraging☹️☹️algorithm's shit i agree but us readers gotta do better too. me personally, i have a rule. if i make it to the end of a fic, i reblog. simple as that. it might not reach too many more people just because of me but at least the writer wakes up to a small good thing right?

and i love love LOVE your work!!!! it's lighthearted and so so sweet! that hangman teaching the reader to drive one especially it just hit all the right feels 😭💕

sending you loveeee 🌻🌻🌻

ur literally the best i don't deserve you😭😭💕 you deserve all the kindness in the world too. wherever you are in the world i hope you know i'm also rooting for you!!

i mean i can't complain, yk? being solo also gives me time to do what i want without people criticizing me. i lost a loooot of friends after i stopped texting first - it's the quickest way to see who the realest people in your life are. sometimes it'll be nice to eat alone but other times it's gonna be awk bc everyone else around me will be in small groups 😂

also that sandwich compliment HELLO???? HIGHEST LEVEL OF PRAISE I'VE EVER GOTTEN !?!??!!!! i'm flattered : ') i bet you are drop-dead gorgeous too. body dysmorphia has been hitting hard lately so hearing this made me smile :))

(idr the exact name of the pasta, but it's penne with pink sauce! basically red and white pasta sauce mixed together, and it's nice and garlic-y, and so flavorful. i'm not a pasta person but damn i'd be a liar if i said this dish wasn't delicious. i could eat it forever)

I TOLD YOU THE TOAST WAS GOOD. i had some this morning! it's seriously so good and so easy which makes it the perfect go-to meal.

also that's a super smart rule!! i think i'm gonna follow that from now on too. fic writers are out here doing this for FREE and they deserve all the love!

i also agree with you on hangman teaching r how to drive. he'd be so sweet and goofy about it at the same time and i just 😩😩i need a man like that in my life so bad.