#but like real life would be suuuuper fucken terrifying
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Fortune Cookie: A secret admirer will reveal themselves soon.
Me, someone who barely interacts with other people and is one or two bad days away from total shut-in: God I hope not.
#If I've got a secret admirer then they are probably a stalker#unless it's on Tumblr in which case hi I love you too#but like real life would be suuuuper fucken terrifying#like where did you see me my temporarily unshielded webcam or my bi-annual doctor visit?#Unintentionally scary fortune cookies
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