#but like LOOK AT HIM

[kariighost]

I have NEVER in my life wanted to suck someone’s dick so bad

[izzy-prizzy]

you know you are down bad when you get giddy over them just standing in the corner, sitting somewhere in the corner of the panel and like you look for them in every panel like...

[wildemaven]

Got my hair cut today. When my hairstylist asked what I wanted, I told him I wanted to chop it off and do a cut he had done on me a few years back. I go to show him the picture of said cut, he’s like “cool, do you have a side profile of the cut too?” I’m like yeah hang on and I swipe out of the photo to go find the screenshots I took and this is the image that’s staring back at us… I was like 😳 *fingers start working overtime to find screenshots*

[tai-janai]

so i was thinking about the stranger and how shifty describes her as like an incomplete copy of her or something and now im thinking. the Contrarian is like a weird, incomplete version of the Hero, too.

[recreationalfanfics]

Do you have any thoughts on older/jack the ripper dlc jacob? Personally i think older jacob is hotter than young Jacob- both are hot, but older jacob does something to me fr 😮‍💨 I honestly think Jacob would send his darling off to Evie during the whole thing or away with their children (if they had any) but still. I just like the thought of Jacob being a little more chill with his darling but also still being completely delusional over how the start of their relationship was love at first sight and totally perfect while their darling is just like 🤨 Jacob tells his kids that you and him just instantly connected whereas you’re biting your tongue from pointing out that you almost threw at a beer mug at his head 😂 I’m so curious on your thoughts- i just love this man lol

ANON, YOUR MIND IS SO POWERFUL. I LOVE JACOB BUT WHY DIDN'T YANDERE! OLDER JACOB COME TO MIND!? THANK YOU AND YES, I DO HAVE SOME THOUGHTS.

- I can imagine that first and foremost, he would definetly send you and any children you two have (should you want any) over to Evie or somewhere far away where Jack can't hurt you when he gets threatened by him.

- Also, since Jacob adopted Jack, imagine Jack being sort of like a platonic yandere but the kind of yandere who thought it would be more merciful to "free you" from Jacob by killing you, so Jacob being conflicted but also feeling guilty for not recognizing Jack and the darkness in him sooner (or even making it worse by filling his head with his ideologies).

- But yeah, no, at that point you have Stockholm Syndrome so you're honestly relieved when you return home and quickly become concerned when you see Jacob and when Evie leaves to go back to India, you caring and tending to Jacob and helping him adjust.

- And even without his other eye, the intensity of his obsessive passion for you is not dimmed by any means. It burns as bright as they cursed day he laid eyes on you for the first time. He's so happy to have you back in his arms safe and sound.

- Also, yes, older Jacob becomes a bit "fuzzy on the details" of how you two meet. He often jokes about how you "played hard to get" and by that, he meant "you literally tried to flee the country but his rooks cut you off and then brought you to him where he trapped you and kept you locked away from the rest of the world" and how you've given up on correcting him because he's so convinced that's what happened.

Older! Jacob: "I was determined to make sure they weren't the one who got away!"

Older! You: "Yes. Yes he was. Very determined. Scarily determined, some might say."

- Both couples old and young envy the both of you and women of all ages tell you how lucky you are to have married a man who was so handsome and so obsessed with you. If you were younger, you would've looked at them in disgust but instead, you nod your head and say: "Yes, there is no one quite like my Jacob" and when Jacob hears, he feels his heart skip a beat and he's suddenly back to being the love sick puppy he was when he first "courted" you.

- But yes he would be rather chiller the older he becomes and this is mostly because you've finally accepted that you're never getting away from him. If you make any bitter or passive aggressive comment, instead of pouting or being upset, he will chuckle or roll his eyes before kissing you because for all that sass; you both know that he won in the end.

- He also trusts you enough to go on morning strolls with him, his arm linked around yours as you both walk down the city just for the view or go to the market together and he isn't worried to let you out of his sight for a bit (Younger Jacob would've been stressing and wouldn't calm down until you were back in his line of sight) and he enjoys how the two of you have conversations instead of screaming matches, conversations where he is reminded of why he loves you so much and how he simply will never let you go.

- The mornings are nice the older you two get, your chairs next to each other as you read the paper and you feel Jacob's eyes on you, admiring you, studying you, enjoying the fact that you were finally his and his alone. Then he'd grab your hand and tenderly rub his thumb on top of your knuckles before he sits up to kiss your cheek. When you were younger, he would've had to grab you by chin to keep you from moving away but instead you stay still and turn to give him a peck on the cheek which makes him hum in delight.

[ascendingtostardust]

No one look at me rn

[emissary-of-the-moon]

Can i talk about how asdfhkgk Twilight is in shifting shadows cause like

GAHHHH HES SO

STOP IT STOP LOOKING AT SHADOWS WITH THOSE FUCKING EYES YOU STUPID WET DOG

GAHHHDHDJDJDKDKKS

Bonus:

Smaller wet dog

[unown-syn]

He’s come to take you away, definitely not in a malicious way

Working on my posesss, think he turned out great tho!

[divinequo]

HEAVY IN A PONY TAIL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[impregnatedafterpostbirthdaysex]

if a man with big brown eyes asked me to go on a road trip with him, I'd drop anything I had and go on it

[chvoswxtch]

happy birthday to my beloved handsome duck, the one and only matty murdock, my sunshine baby girl charlie 💖

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

🥵*fuck*🥵

[siennasproductiveadventures]

You ever get a hatchling out of your breeding pairs that makes you stop and go OH NO I LOVE HIM

Because I did and uh...I have to try to sell him but part of me also doesn’t WANT to sell him.  So how do I get around this blockade of “For fuck’s sake just keep him” and “NO I MUST AT LEAST ATTEMPT TO SELL HIM”?

The answer is price him obnoxiously high.  If he ends up going for that price, awesome, he shall fund a new gene at least.  And if he doesn’t...it shalt be time for a New Boy.

LOOK AT HIS WITTLE NOSE!  JUST LOOK AT IT!

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[beeqisch]

izutsumi but its this thing my cat does (licking my food)