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Formation (MCU GirlsxReader)

Hey Hey Hey! Here’s a oneshot I’ve been working on for a while! Sorry it took so long, my loves! (BTW,  it’s kinda sorta long so...)

"Fury, someone has to go on this damn mission!"

"Nick, none of us are able to!" "What are we gonna do?" Right now, the team was in the briefing room, arguing about the upcoming mission. The mission was to go undercover at a party thrown by a Hydra agent and retrieve a drive containing sensitive information. All of the guys, however, had to go infiltrate a Hydra base the same night, so none of them were able to go. As they were arguing with Fury, you, Wanda, and Natasha sat back and said nothing, watching the fight carefully. "Fury, this is a mission for an entire team and most of the team can't go," Steve says. "We need a plan, fast!" "I understand that, Captain. But there is nobody else to go. This is a mission for the Avengers, not just any S.H.I.E.L.D. agents." "We don't have enough to go," Thor adds. "Not even I'm quick enough to make it to both," Pietro says. "Nat, Wanda, and I can go," you interrupt. All the guys look at you. "L/N, this a team mission," Fury states. "It's not just for three girls." "We can assemble our own team," Nat cuts in. "We've got some players." Steve clears his throat. "It's not a bad idea." "It's not enough muscle," Tony comments, rolling his eyes. You stand up walk towards him until you're face to face. "First of all, it's not even that kind of mission. It's at a classy party, not some abandoned wasteland. Secondly, we don't need a metal suit to have muscle. Unlike you." The room goes silent. You and Tony stay in that position, sending each other death stares. Fury breaks the silence. "Alright. Assemble your own team. This is your mission, girls. Call if you need backup." "That won't be necessary," you say as you walk to the door, Wanda and Nat behind you. "But thanks." ----------------------------------- "Hurry up, ladies! The cars are here!" You and the other girls could hear Tony shouting from the other room. All of you were leaving the compound at the same time, since the guys wanted to see who you assembled for your team. "We'll be right there!", you shout back, putting on your second earring. Your team was putting some finishing touches to their outfits. You all wore different-colored dresses that you bought the day before. Natasha wore black, Pepper wore silver, Jane wore purple, Laura chose emerald, Wanda chose red, Sharon decided on pink, Maria picked midnight blue, and you went with gold. Your goal was to recruit some of the strongest girls you knew, and some of those girls just so happened to be dating your fellow Avengers. "Alright, ladies," you say with a smirk. "Now, let's get in formation." Laughing, the eight of you grab your clutches and walked out to meet the guys, who were in full gear. When they saw your team, their jaws dropped. "Holy shit," Steve whispered. "Enchanting," Thor muttered. "DAYUM," Clint shouted. All the girls looked at him and laughed. Sharon stepped forward. "What's wrong, Rogers? Cat got your tongue?" "Jane, you look beautiful," Thor says, trying to regain his composure. "Thanks," she whispered, trying not to blush. "So you essentially recruited our girlfriends?", Tony questions. "Well, Maria's single, so, I didn't just recruit girlfriends," you answer. "I recruited the strongest women I knew." "Be careful," Steve says. "And you guys got this." "You too," you respond with a soft smile. "We have to go," Maria informs you all. "The party should be in full swing by now." You girls say your goodbyes and pile into the cars outside. You, Nat, Jane, and Pepper get into one car while Wanda, Laura, Maria, and Sharon get into the other. "What's the host's name?", Sharon asks. "Alexander Washington the third," you answer. "Ugh, he even sounds douchey," Pepper comments. "What's the plan?" "I'll be the one to distract him while the rest of you search the place. Try to mingle as much as you can. Don't put any attention on yourself. When you find the drive, tell the rest of us on comms." The girls nod. "Got it," Nat says as the car stops at the place. "It's nice," Pepper mutters. "Too flashy." "How is anything too flashy when you're dating Tony Stark?", Jane jokes. Pepper laughs. "True!" You and the girls get out of the cars and walk into the mansion. The party was in full swing. Everyone was dressed fancy, champagne glasses were everywhere, and you could even feel how stuffy the place was. You spot Alexander right away. "There he is," you whisper to the girls. "Split up, find the drive." They nod and go in different directions. You fix your hair and walk over to Alexander, who was sitting at the bar. "I'll have a champagne, please," you say to the bartender, arching your back to get Alexander's attention. The bartender gives you your drink and you shoot him a dazzling smile. "Thanks, doll." "What's a gorgeous girl like you doing at a bar by yourself?" You turn to see Alexander gazing over your body, licking his lips. Creep, you thought. You take a sip of your drink and inch closer to him. "Fella done me wrong. What's a guy like you doing at a bar with no arm candy?" He winks. "Waiting for you." You smile and sit in the seat right next to him. "I'm Victoria," you say, quickly thinking of a fake name. "Victoria Rose." "Ah, Rose. Roses are beautiful flowers, much like yourself." "We also have thorns," you say with a wink. He gives you a sly smile. "I can't wait to see them." That wasn't even smooth, you thought, plastering a smile on your face. "I'm Alexander," he continues. "Alexander Washington the third." "The host of this party." "Exactly. So, Miss Rose, care to keep me company for the rest of the night?" "I would love nothing more." A few drinks later, Alexander is drunk as hell while you're stone sober from pouring out every shot he ordered you. "Wanna take this somewhere else?", he slurs. "Let's go," you whisper. You hear the girls over comms immediately. "Don't go in the kitchen," Nat says. "That's where Laura and I are!" "Don't go in his bedroom," Pepper adds. "I'm searching in there." "Don't go in the upstairs bathroom," whispers Jane. "Or the downstairs one," Wanda adds. "Or the screening room," Maria adds as well. "Or the gaming room," Sharon says last. You guide Alexander to one of the spare bedrooms and shut the door behind you. "Let me go get ready," you purr. He nods and sits on the bed, unbuttoning his shirt. You walk into the bathroom and shut the door behind you. "This asshole," you mutter, rummaging through your clutch. Finally, you pull out what you've been looking for: your lipstick. You swipe it on your lips and throw it back in your clutch. "Sweet dreams, sucker," you whisper. You walk back out and see Alexander in nothing but underwear on the bed. "You work fast," you comment, batting your eyelashes. He gets up and walks towards you. "Only for you, Miss Rose." He grabs you and crashes your lips to his. You can taste the alcohol on his lips. After a moment, he drops to the ground. The lipstick you wore was called "Sweet Dreams". It was given to you by Peggy Carter. It could knock out anyone with just a kiss. You wipe your lips as Sharon comes up on comms. "I got the drive! It was hidden INSIDE the pool table!" "Smarter than just taping it underneath the table," Nat comments. "Where are you now?" "Heading back to the party. Y/N, you done with Alex?" "He's out like a light," you respond. "Everyone head back. I don't see why this mission took an entire tea-" The door to the bedroom bursts open and two guards rush in. They take one look at Alex on the floor and aim their guns at you. "Never mind," you finish. "I'm compromised." "How many?", Laura asks. "Just two." "Give'em hell, honeybelle." You smile sweetly and saunter over to one of them. "Had a little mishap," you say simply. They look at each other, unconvinced. At that moment, you hike up your dress and kick the gun out of the guard's hand. Then you duck down as the other one shoots at you, missing completely. That's when you kick his legs out from under the guard in front of you and catch the gun as you stand back up. He falls and lands on the other guard. You knock them both out cold before they could get up. With the gun in your hand, you run out of the room. Jane comes up on comms. "Y/N, you good?" "I'm fine," you respond. "Any trouble for you guys?" You hear a series of grunts and kicks over comms. "Well, that answers my question." You walk out of the room. "Everyone meet back at the party. Laura, stay safe. Lila would kill me if you miss tea time." She laughs. "I know, she's a feisty one. I just knocked out a guard. Heading to the party now." You race down the hallway and end up in the middle of the crowd. You spot the other girls come toward you. "They know we're here," Nat whispers. "Sharon, the drive?" She pats her clutch. "Right here." "Good, now let's get the hell out of this place," Pepper says. "Agreed," Maria adds. You girls are five feet away from the door when two more guards block your exit. You whip around to find all the party-goers rushing out of the building. You all run to the center and are soon surrounded by guards. "Where you going, ladies?", one of them says. "You'll miss the party," another adds. Alex walks through the circle of guards, rubbing his head. "Hand over the drive, Vicky. Or should I say Y/N, member of the Avengers?" "Fuuuuck," you whisper. You clear your throat. "What drive, honey bunny?" "The one you stole, you bitch." You smirk. "I've been called worse, dumbass." "Okay, then." He grabs a gun from his jacket and points it at you. The other guards take out their guns as well and point it at your girls. "This is getting out of hand," you say with your hands up. "Hand it over," Alex responds. "Um, about that... WANDA NOW." With a flick of her wrist, Wanda makes all the guns fly out of everyone's hand. The guards look back to you all incredulously. "Alright ladies," you utter with a smile. "Now, let's get in formation." ----------------------------------- "Did you hear him cry?" "I started laughing!" "Weakest Hydra agent EVER." "And everyone thought he was some force to be reckoned with!" "Had to send in an entire team just to deal with someone who has less strength than Kermit the Frog!" The morning after the mission, you and the girls were gathered in the kitchen, reiterating the night's events. After the guards lost their guns, your squad kicked their asses. Alex turned out to be a big phony with a bank account to keep him safe. The "dangerous drive" everyone was so afraid of was just records of every crime he committed, including fraud, embezzlement, and affiliation with Hydra. He was knocked out with a single punch. You take another sip of your coffee. "That mission went well, ladies. I'm proud." "We should do this more often," Pepper suggests. "We make a pretty good team." "Fury happens to be very pleased with how we work," Maria points out. Sharon, Natasha, Wanda, Jane, and Laura agree. "Let's do it." "I'm in." "Not like the Avengers, though," Sharon adds. You shake your head. "No, Nat, Wanda, and I are still staying as Avengers. But when S.H.I.E.L.D. needs us-" "We'll be there," Natasha finishes. "Like a team of operatives." "Laura, do you want to do this?", you ask. "I mean, you have a family." "I'll be there whenever I can," she responds. "It'll be like a part-time thing." You smile. "Okay then. Hands in!" You all form a circle put your hands in the middle. "Squad on three?", Jane suggests. You all nod. "One." "Two." "Thr-" "I WANNA JOIN IN ON THE HUDDLE." Tony's voice booms as he walks into the kitchen, the rest of the team following. They all rush over to the circle and put their hands in. "How's the mission go?", Steve asks. "It went good," you respond. "How did yours go?" "Could've gone better. It was late, there was a lot of them, and I missed my girl." He kisses Sharon as soon as he says this. "Yea, I would've chosen a lavish party over some abandoned base," Tony adds. Pepper elbows him in the ribs and whispers something in his ear. "Ow! Okay, Okay! Y/N, I'm sorry for doubting you. Fury filled me in on how the mission went. You girls did good." "It's cool, Ton. But I wouldn't underestimate us next time." He chuckles. "Believe me, I won't. Now, AVENGERS ASSEMBLE ON THREE." "ONE." "TWO." "THREE." "AVENGERS A-"