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The newest addition to my knife collection that I got today for a fuckin easter gift LMAO??
#vark posts#blocked my face out cause i like being vaguely mysterious#but just imagine that pic is me staring into the cam with a wild look in my eyes#cause thats exactly what i was goin for lmao#ANYWAYS ITS SICK#i love the engravings#whole thing makes me feel like a pirate when i hold it#ill eventually find a way to display it somewhere#ill take some legit nice pics of it soon lol
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BnHA Chapter 243: Happy New Year
Previously on BnHA: The government was all “shit what are we going to do about Shigaraki Tomura and his Actual Fucking Army of villains, oh I know, why don’t we draft some child soldiers” and so they brought back internships and made them mandatory. Class 1-A had the Christmas party to end all Christmas parties, featuring 20 unique custom-tailored Santa costumes, enough chicken to feed Tomura’s entire Actual Fucking Army, and one (1) giant sword that somehow made its way into the hands of Eri, First of Her Name. Tidings of comfort and joy were had by all, and to cap things off, Shouto invited Bakugou (who by the way was having a lot of thoughts about how Best Jeanist asked him to reveal his new hero name the next time they met, because Horikoshi knows what kind of angst I like) and Deku to come intern with him at the motherfucking Endeavor Hero Agency and make everyone’s OT3 dreams come true.
Today on BnHA: Deku visits his mom on New Year’s Eve and the two of them ball out at the Make Me Cry Olympics. There is a whole plotline all about Hawks getting coffee, and I’m trying to figure out if it’s really just coffee or if THE ENTIRE SERIES SECRETLY HINGES ON THIS ONE SCENE omg. The next day at the Endeavor Hero Agency, Endeavor is all, “welcome! fuck you,” which may or may not be setting the tone for this whole arc. There’s a brief flashback to All Might congratulating his sons on their internship and saying foreshadowing things like “your new quirks probably won’t go fucking apeshit again” and “you’re a lot like Endeavor, this internship will be good for you!” Back in the present, Endeavor dramatically leaps over a railing and blasts off to go fight Monk Gyatso with the disaster trio hot on his heels. Hawks then shows up out of nowhere and the text is literally all, “WHAT’S HAWKS DOING HERE?” and seriously though. What are any of us even doing here. This arc has only just started and I already have no idea what’s going on and I fucking love it.
(All comments are my unspoiled reactions from my initial readthrough of the chapter. I did a quick edit for grammar and clarity immediately afterward, and added a few ETAs in the process, but aside from that there are no changes.)
loooool
is she going to be all right
-- also! WE’RE GOING TO SEE THE PARENTS AGAIN HOMG YES. HORIKOSHI YOU’RE ON FIRE WEEK AFTER WEEK YOU MAD DOG
(ETA: literally the only way he could end his streak was by going on fucking hiatus. son of a.)
oh shit I forgot that they had the cover and a color page this week! this is great
by the light (ba da dum ba da dum) of the silvery moon (ba da dum ba da dum) I want to spoon -- holy shit, what. do you ever look up the lyrics to a song you vaguely remember from your childhood twenty-five years later in order to make a bizarre joke in a manga recap and you’re like “!!?!?” lol what the fuck. this shit is from 1909. old timey pervs
anyways this may be my favorite Jump cover ever. colors are amazing, art is super cute, it’s the whole package. Aoyama and Iida are killing me. I need that Iida ball in real life, I would seriously pay real money
and now the color spread!
where can I buy that U.A. hoodie. I’m not kidding, I need it in my life. the U.A. logo is great because it doesn’t scream “LOOK AT ME I’M AN ANIME FAN” unless the other person also watches said anime, in which case that’s awesome because the two of you can become best friends and bond over how you’re both nerds with impeccable taste
Kacchan out here holding a fucking root beer like we don’t all know the truth. yeah tough guy you go to bed at eight-thirty and you’re third in your class at the top high school in Japan. but you keep on trying to preserve that image. also this kid is singlehandedly making wifebeaters high fashion I swear to god. it’s a talent
Kirishima looks so good in v-neck shirts yes you go Kiri!
Mina is here!! Mina is part of the main character squad now, everyone! that’s right!! Iida Tenya was booted out after he refused to partake in this photo shoot due to moral outrage over the fact that they’re shooting this at what appears to be a crime scene. a vacuum cleaner was murdered in cold blood omg
Ochako not smiling is such an unusual look for her (and Mina and Kirishima too for that matter) but holy shit. I like it
TODOROKI I’M TRYING TO REACH THROUGH THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND UNBUTTON YOUR TOP BUTTON. HOLY SHIT HOW CAN YOU EVEN BREATHE. RELAX
so the new character book is out October 4, eh? I think we knew this already, but maybe this time the date will actually stick in my mind. anyways, so doing the math, that leaves Kacchan three more chapters (including this one) to reveal his hero name. boy you have a deadline get to work!
YESSSSSSSSSSS
MY NEW YEAR’S ARC MAY NOT BE HAPPENING, BUT AT LEAST WE STILL GET TO SEE THEM RING IN 2217 HOORAY
damn that’s a lot of narration in the first panel
“while accompanied by guards” oh shit. and yet, I get it. I like how they refer to it as “the chain of events that led us to move into the dorms” rather than “that time Bakugou got fucking kidnapped.” they are not letting that happen again. good
IZUMAMA YESSSS
at least he’s being open with her about it! come on Inko, push through this. he’s already got 240 other things he’s still not telling you, don’t give him any more reason to keep being secretive
oh my god now Deku is like “anyways do you remember Eri?” and he’s reaching into his pocket now, holy shit?? WHATEVER HE’S PULLING OUT IS GOING TO BE SO FUCKING CUTE, ISN’T IT
oH MY GOD!!!!!
THIS SON OF A BITCH IS JUST GONNA KEEP ON AMASSING A COLLECTION OF ADORABLE AND HILARIOUS LITTLE KID LETTERS, ISN’T HE. LISTEN HERE DEKU YOU MOTHERFUCKER!! THAT PIC OF “MISTER DEKU” IS -- I’M -- !!!!
“I was hardly able to do anything for her” ?? you SAVED HER LIFE?? you BODYSLAMMED OVERHAUL INTO THE GROUND?? YOU GOT US ALL OUT OF THAT ACCURSED BASEMENT? listen here you modest little shit you need to stop doing this. you even taught her the true meaning of quirks for crying out loud. you are the actual best
god the way he is staring at this letter is giving me too many feels for a Thursday afternoon. these are like Saturday night feels. this manga never goes easy on me
same Inko same
oh my god now Inko is launching into a speech about Deku’s sad childhood I can’t with this, MA’AM PLEASE
“covered in bruises” oh my problematic ship. oh this nuanced manga with its intricate layers of feels. this is the lasagna of mangas
hello page 3 is just one big assault on all my emotions and I would like to report this to someone help I am being besieged
oh my fucking god Midoriya family. I’m trying to process all of this and just!!
like. she’s known all this time how big his heart is and that he doesn’t care about himself and just wants to protect others. but for the longest time he was powerless to do it. but still he kept dreaming and she kept looking on waiting for that day he’d finally give up, ready for his heart to break, bracing herself. and then this miracle happened and he got a quirk and all his hopes came true and he got to go to his dream school, and now he’s training to become a hero just like he always wanted
and everything special she always saw about her boy is shining so brightly now, and everyone can see it, and he’s become so strong. but also he’s growing up so fast. he’s gone from being someone she had to protect to someone who’s strong enough to protect not only her, but everyone. strong enough to carry the world on his shoulders
just. can you even imagine. how much pride she must feel, in addition to the relief she’s expressing now. but also the loneliness of knowing she can’t hold on to her baby boy forever and he’s on the verge of going out into the world and leaving her. in fact he basically already has. anyways I came here today for some Three Musketeers antics and now I’m sitting her with Izumama empty nest feels, what is this
-- yo, what?? he’s starting the internship on New Year’s Fucking Day? U.A. doesn’t fuck around, goddamn
(ETA: seriously, no rest for the weary here. both Endeavor and Hawks are as busy as ever too. poor Hawks, who never wanted to be a hero to begin with, spent New Year’s Eve undercover trying to drown his sorrows in sugary coffee. of course, Jeanist is spending his New Year’s either in hiding or dead, so.)
anyways so he’s bidding his mom goodbye and getting onto a bus, and he’s all bundled up in a scarf but can’t be assed to wear a jacket, apparently. whatever Deku
AHHHH WHAT IS THIS NOW
AND OH MY GOD LOOK WHERE HE IS
THE LEAGUE OF PLIFF’S HEADQUARTERS AT THE OL’ OVERLOOK HOTEL. watch out for the elevators. Toga probably really likes them though
“where did you run off to number 2” um, he’s still a top ranked pro hero? what, do they just expect him to never do his job ever again? even if they think he’s on their side, they must realize that he needs to maintain his so-called cover
anyways, fucking Slidin’ Go is back, guys. when is someone going to punch this slippery bitch in the face
wow he’s seriously chewing Hawks out for flying off without permission. can someone please just deck this mouthbreather already
oh my god
this motherfucker really truly believes he is Hawks’s senpai. imagine having the same power as a fucking banana peel, and being so deluded you actually think you outrank a double agent of indispensable value, who also just so happens to be Dabi’s best friend, and oh yes, THE NUMBER TWO FUCKING HERO. I don’t even know where to begin with you, Slidin’ Go
oh snap but he’s immediately being called out on his BS lol this is great
twenty microdevices?? holy shit. that’s gonna make it really difficult for him to actually report back to the heroes
maybe if the PSC gives him twenty of their own little spy cams. then the only challenge is for him to try and remember which are which
lmao look at this little metaphorical drawing
isn’t this the Hyrule Castle level from Breath of the Wild
anyways don’t mind me, I’m just sitting here trying to figure out if there’s a double meaning to these two panels
is Skeptic just really bad at making small talk, or is there something here that I’m totally missing?? did he witness something during Hawks’s coffee run?
(ETA: this seriously reads to me as some kind of coded threat, but it makes no sense given the rest of the conversation. he goes on and on about how useful Hawks will be in helping them spy on the heroes, but then calls attention to him sneaking out to buy a single can of coffee. in conclusion I am probably overthinking this way too much, but it’s odd. maybe he really is just trying to be nice and coming off as weird and creepy.)
now we’re flashing back to Hawks’s last report to the PSC
if this is after he met up with Dabi then why does he still have the bag? WHEN WILL THIS STOP HAUNTING ME. I’M SO TIRED OF WAKING UP AT NIGHT IN A COLD SWEAT ONLY TO SEE HAWK’S BACKPACK STANDING THERE RIGHT NEXT TO MY BED, WATCHING
-- SDLKGHSLDKHFL
lmao this scared the shit out of me. Enji what the fuck
yesssss it’s mah boisssss
wow, he’s pretty weirdly enthused about the whole thing, huh? I expected him to bitch about it more. since Shouto basically offered his friends the gig all on his own without any consultation whatsoever. that’s called nepotism Shouto but it’s okay I forgive you
anyways. so are the Endeavor offices located in THE FUTURE. or what. is this Epcot
DKFJWELKFJL
LOL THAT’S MORE LIKE IT. FOR A MOMENT I THOUGHT WE HAD SLIPPED INTO SOME WEIRD ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
hahaha exactly
well I’m glad I’m not going crazy, at any rate. anyways though, Endeavor trying his best to be a good dad and caving in to his son’s ridiculous demands because he’s trying to make up for TWO DECADES OF BEING COMPLETE GARBAGE is pleasing to me as always. deal with it Endeav
HE SAID DEAL WITH IT!!
oh my god Katsuki is saying something holy shit, the next few panels will set the stage for what could be the sleeper hit character dynamic of the year. ghghkghhhhhh
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oh my god
(ETA: Katsuki I have written whole essays about how perceptive you are and then you just. sob. now that he’s finally starting to ease up on the whole Angry Asshole thing, his inner dumbass is really shining through.)
YES HE IS AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO, YOUR BOURGEOIS SON HAS FALLEN IN WITH THIS CHURLISH ROUGHNECK FROM THE HOOD, DIE MAD ABOUT IT!!
lmaooo
that mental image omfg. HE WILL PUT UP WITH THIS SUFFERING IN ORDER TO GET CLOSER TO HIS GOAL. what a sacrifice. the pros outweighed the cons. it’s logic. I can’t, I
and Endeavor being so fucking mad that Shouto picked this asshole to be his new best friend sob. YOU CAN’T STOP THEIR BROMANCE IT IS UNFOLDING BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES
anyways I love everything and I’m all set for the mentoring to begin. bring it onnnn
so now Deku is being surprisingly earnest and thanking Endeavor for accepting them into his agency
and we’re getting our first glimpse of Deku’s Upgraded Feelings About Endeavor oooooh juicy
Deku is so good at seeing into people’s hearts. and so forgiving. we already knew he was -- the inciting event that led to the whole fucking series wouldn’t have even happened if he wasn’t -- but I’m honestly still so impressed every time I see it
(ETA: and also, this means that he still went and told him off during the sports festival even though he was scared of him. kid is the fucking role model to end all role models.)
also I’m already sensing that this chapter (and indeed, this entire arc) is going to prompt more Discourse up in the ol’ fandom. that’s going to be fun. anyways, I’ve already essayed more than once regarding Endeavor’s redemption arc, so I’m not going to spend too much time hashing out the same old points. but basically my stance is I’m fine with it. I think it’s good to show that people can change no matter how far they’ve gone down the wrong path. it may not be easy, but if they’re genuinely remorseful, and if the desire is there, then why not? I’m not gonna get up in arms because someone is trying to become a better person. the alternative is that they stay terrible, and that doesn’t help anyone
anyway, so now we’re flashing back to what appears to be a conversation with All Might, and oh my god
but you guys. listen. Katsuki is there, again. they’re not even discussing OFA this time and he’s still there! elbowed his way into this mentorship like the determined little shit he is, and now he’s not leaving and you all just have to deal with it. oh my god it’s everything I ever wanted, someone please pinch me is this real??
lol and now they are discussing OFA, but that’s okay. it’s only natural that would also be on the agenda
really, All Might?
you consider that “just fine”? that bloop? just as planned?? I know you love your son, but maybe consider raising the bar for him just a little bit. he is capable of so much more, and now of all times is not the time to go easy on him
and he’s still talking about the SIXQUIRKS as though unlocking more of them right now would be a bad thing. I really think this is the wrong approach. maybe I just want to see Deku go buck wild and fucking lose it though, idk
Katsuki has no patience for this either
“I don’t doubt it.” please Deku we’re not worthy of you and your wholesomeness. and he’s so sincere, too?? how does Kacchan continuously absorb all of this shameless admiration and affection day after day, week after week. how is he not humbled by it
anyways time to shut up about that though because All Might is now mentoring Bakugou directly and this requires my full fucking attention
yessss let the character development commence! I’m so excited ddhkshl
and now we’re back in the present and the conversation is taking a very interesting turn!
YES! HE DID! DO YOU REMEMBER? YOU WEREN’T REALLY PAYING ATTENTION BEFORE BECAUSE YOU WERE STILL IN ASSHOLE MODE. what do you have to say about it now?
...
mysterious
what
(ETA: “is he always like this?”)
lol what
hahaha. this arc is off to a fucking hysterical start
oh snap y’all look at this
100% chance Deku is right fucking behind him lol. probably they all are
YEP
BITCH, WHO THE FUCK DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DEALING WITH. YOU THOUGHT THESE WERE JUST ANY OLD INTERNS?? FUCK YOU, THESE ARE PREMIUM, CLUB-LEVEL, OCEAN VIEW INTERNS, YOU UNAPPRECIATIVE LOUT. YOU INGRATE
lol but he’s not missing a beat though, and he’s ordering them to stay behind and watch him oh shit. what is even going on
now we’re cutting to some fucking yogi bobbing around town in a lotus position screaming about a divine revelation he received from fucking space. okay
AHHH WHAT
HAWKS IS ALREADY GETTING IN ON THE ACTION, JESUS CHRIST. DOES THIS FUCKER EVER PUT ON THE BRAKES?? THIS ARC IS LIKE TWELVE DIFFERENT PLOTLINES INTERSECTING ALL AT ONCE AND I CAN BARELY KEEP UP. THIS SHIT IS A TRAINWRECK WAITING TO HAPPEN AND I’M STANDING HERE MESMERIZED
BUT!!!
cue Celine Dion’s “All by Myself” while I fall down dramatically nooooo. the lord giveth and he taketh away. YOU OPENED A DOOR AND CLOSED THE WINDOW YOU BASTARD sob why
well shit. and that means that Katsuki has only one chapter left to reveal his hero name, too. (ETA: keeping track of the important things here lol.) and somehow I don’t see that happening unless the focus of the next chapter takes a very dramatic shift, since we seem to be launching into full plot mode before any of us even have our seatbelts on. not that I’m complaining about that because sdkljk
anyways. see y’all in two weeks I guess. the My Plots Academia arc sure is off to a crazy fucking start
#bnha#boku no hero academia#bnha 243#endeavor#hawks#midoriya izuku#midoriya inko#bakugou katsuki#todoroki shouto#bnha spoilers#mha spoilers#makeste reads bnha#okay but seriously#I can understand shouto because he's his own personal space heater#but do the other kids just not get cold ever#deku and kacchan just capering around town in nothing but scarves and blazers like dickensian orphans#it is *january*#it is freezing#even endeavor is wearing a coat!#my kids are gonna catch pneumonia and all I can do is watch#:/
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my concert experience: Arctic Monkeys @ Berlin, 23rd May 2018
(doing this the same way as @batphones sry haha)
Yesterday the first people were at the venue at 5AM and today at 8AM - I got there at 11 and was 6th. We all had a good time waiting (despite the heat) and we got in and into the first row. The gig started at 8 with Cam and he was the sweetest :’) He almost knocked the mic over when he sat down at his keyboard and gave us the goofiest smile :’))) Plus he was super happy to find his lighter by the keyboard (”I’ve been looking for that for two hours!”)
I almost started crying when they played the extended version of C'est Toi because I’m really emotional and this song just- fuck anyway. Before they played that, Cam was like “This next one is another smash hit I’m sure you’re all aware off…..” and I just wanted to give him a hug :( I thought more fans would know him tbh. Anyway. Whoever Said Gambling’s For Suckers sounds SO SO much better live. Watch Me Take It Away and Do You Know Me By Heart made me melt. He spoke a lot of German in between songs and it was absolutely adorable.
Then AM got on stage and my heart legit stopped for a second I was just asdsffafsd feeling like I was going to explode and they are SO HOT?? Anyway. They were all so tiny and beautiful?? All of them look at least 300% as attractive in rl compared to images. Like I was standing one and a half meters away from them ugh. Al was being as dramatic as ever and he locked glances with me during Do I Wanna Know? and stared at me for a couple of seconds. Part of me died then and there (another part later during Fireside). He took his jacket off a couple of songs into the set and undid a button of his shirt right after and wOW my poor heart. Uhh anyway. The crowd started going insane during Crying Lightning and Brianstorm (which came right afterwards). Jamie was rocking out to every song and Nick legit looked what I imagine a children’s book prince should look like (SO SO GOOD I WAS-). Matt chewed gum throughout the entire gig lmao. I couldn’t get good pics of him because Al was in the way haha. My friend threw her bra on stage and Al almost tripped over it asdfsfaff (he had his back turned when she threw it). Four songs into the set all of us were sweating like crazy (it was horrible, really - luckily the security handed around water bottles) and during Brianstorm which they played early in the set, the crowd just went bonkers. There was lots of pushing, elbows hitting everybody (I’m covered in bruises) and I couldn’t breathe half the time but eh. The moshing wasn’t as wild as yesterday but it was insane regardless. (edit: From how much breathing still hurts I’d say some of my ribs are slightly cracked.) Oh and I got either Jamie’s or Al’s pick.
Many people were disappointed by the setlist (8 songs off of AM) but honestly I didn’t mind it that much because seeing them live was such a gift in itself.
When I got home I was just a crying mess lmao. All the waiting and the pain was so worth it in the end. Would repeat it anytime. I love this band so fucking much.
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Almost a year ago I was checking out new posts when I came across some of the best pair of legs I'd ever seen. This is a story about one of them (sorry, but for her privacy, please don't try to guess who). Once I did, I started chatting up some of the gonewild girls (thank you, ladies).
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She breathed (almost a slow moan) as I did and I'm sure she could feel how hard I was against her. " she said, smiling up at me. We sat down on the couch and started to catch up, nervously chatting and somehow always touching one another. Truth be told, I was a bit nervous at the prospect. She offered me a drink but I declined, not wanting any reason to stay in the bar longer than we needed to. There was a moment where I think we could have undressed right there but remembering that we were still in public, I let her go and we both exhaled, smiling and still holding hands. Sitting there, our knees kept knocking together and I found myself running my hand against her hair and neck. After a few minutes she leaned into me, both hands sliding from my knees up my thighs, and gave me a wicked grin. " Before I knew it, we were kissing by the couch. " I told her I thought that was a perfect idea and we both stood up. She took my hand and we exited the bar. 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She'd lay back and with each movement of my tongue, any time my fingers entered her to find her g spot, she'd cry out, her hands running through my hair or her legs moving. She soon lost control and came hard. " She got up on her knees and pushed me on my back. Then she said, "Your turn. Seeing, hearing, and feeling her orgasm was incredible, one of the hottest things I've ever seen. After a few seconds of coming down from it, she gratefully kissed me full on the lips, her juices still on my face. My cock bounced out and she smiled wider before taking it in her hands. She then began stroking me gently, up and down, my head swelling more until she kissed the tip of my cock and took it in her mouth. Now it was my turn to moan. Her tongue teased my head, sliding over the top and licking the underside, driving me wild. Nora would look up, our eyes meeting before she would go back down, her mouth wet and working my head while her hand moved up and down my shaft. I could feel her long hair against my thighs and when she began to moan against my dick, the vibration nearly put me over the edge. She grinned, grabbing my boxer briefs with both hands and sliding them down. "Shit, I forgot the condoms. Her hand still on my cock, she stopped and said, "I want this in my pussy. " She stopped dead, looking down at me with disbelief, and I had to laugh. " She let go and I rolled over to grab a condom, when suddenly I realized that in my excitement to meet her, I'd left the condoms in my car. " I told her not to worry, they were just in my car. I continued like this as her breathing and moaning became more and more intense. My hands wandered from her hair to her shoulder to as much of her tits as I could reach. I threw on my pants, shirt, and shoes. Two minutes later I was back in the room, three condoms in my jeans pocket. After weeks of preparation I'd become "that guy. She was waiting for me on the bed, laying on her stomach with her legs bouncing back and forth and her ass looking round and perfect. I grabbed the hotel key and ran to the parking lot, laughing to myself at what a sight I must be, convinced the hotel staff knew exactly what was up. But with her looking that good, I stripped and was back on top of her in seconds. I didn't even bother buttoning up my shirt all the way or tying my shoelaces. Before I knew it she was sucking me again, harder this time like she meant business. We started all over again, kissing, our naked bodies rolling around on the bed. After a few seconds, she slowly inched her soaked pussy down my ragingly hard cock. " And she jokingly gave me a little shove. She took it out and slid it over my hard dick. Now remember, months of anticipation had led to this moment. I wondered if the pose was by accident and thought what an amazing photo it would be. She was tight against my dick, her voice already beginning to speak only in vowels. Her hands slid up my chest and she began to fuck me proper. She'd slowly lift up, letting maybe 3/4 of my dick out before slamming back down on me. We had traded photos and sexted more times than I could count. It was strange that while we'd never physically met, our naked bodies seemed intimately familiar. Honestly, I'm not sure I lasted ninety seconds. I could feel the weight of her body on top of me and beginning to grind against my balls each time she came back down. I felt my balls tighten and I could feel myself cumming. She had just pushed the latex to the base of my cock when she was over me and guiding me in her, rubbing my throbbing dick against her, teasing both of us. She felt incredible and somehow looked even sexier in person. Her tits began to bounce and as my hands moved from her hips to her hard nipples, I knew I was in trouble. But I was also still extremely turned on. She climbed off and when I pulled off my condom, I still felt hard. I told her I came and her face fell (understandably). Not five minutes later I said, "Ready for round two? I arched my hips into her and she only went stronger and faster completely putting me over the edge. We lay in bed for a moment, my hands seemingly unable to stop touching her. Leaning over her, I took every chance to suck on her hard nipples. Her tits bounced with every thrust - and the moaning! With the lead out, I was able to get down to business. With her on her back, I was able to control her more, spreading her legs, rubbing her clit as my dick moved in and out. We switched to doggy, my cock moving in and out against her at a furious pace. " She looked down at my hard dick, disbelief and excitement spreading into a smile. Jesus fuck, this girl! " And before I knew it, I had on another condom and was on top of her this time. I expected a knock on the door any moment, hotel staff kindly asking us to keep it down, but the knock never came or we never heard it - the only sounds being her moans and my body pounding against her perfect round ass. "Slap my ass," Nora begged in between breaths, and I was happy to oblige. I leaned in while she bounced on my dick, licking her wet breasts and enjoying every time she slammed down against my balls. She whipped her hair back, giving me a generous view of her amazing body and her boobs as they bounced with each thrust. I moaned louder, now grabbing her hips and fucking her from below. It only took a few more seconds and I cried out, feeling myself fill the condom for a second time. The kind where I felt my entire body shake. This orgasm was intense. I had worked up a sweat and she was practically screaming. She rode me all the way through, smiling and watching with pleasure as my face contorted in ecstasy. " I breathed out and she crawled into my arms. I came and she stayed on top of me, leaning down to kiss me. We talked more, telling each other more about ourselves, and amazingly just hanging out naked in bed. She pulled my hands to them and I felt that pressure in my balls again. After a few more slaps, I pulled out and she crawled back on me. After a moment she rolled off and we both lay there, catching our breath and grinning. My fingers moved up and down her body until it was time to go. We talked for a little while, marveling that we finally were able to get together and make good on all the dirty promises we had made to each other over Reddit PM's. Her skin was soft and perfectly tanned, the last of her tan lines just beginning to fade. "How many condoms did you bring? "I think you need to fuck me one more time. I had just zipped up my jeans when she crawled over the bed on all fours. I slid it on and she got on her hands and knees on the bed facing away from me, so I could take in the full view of her sweet, beautiful ass. " That wicked, mischievous grin flashed on her face again and she began rubbing me harder, her other hand working the buckle on my belt. " And just like that, my pants were at my ankles again, her hand pumping my hard cock while I unwrapped the last condom. My fingers slid from her ass to her pussy. I rubbed my cock against her wet pussy and slid back in, the palm of my hand coming down hard on her ass and we began to fuck again. On her knees she looked up at me, her hand tracing my dick growing again in my pants. This time was more raw, both of us feeling dirtier, the ice broken. I moved my hand down, precariously balanced to briefly rub her clit while I pounded from behind. I grabbed a fistful of hair, pulling her head back. " and like that she began working my dick, pushing against me. My hips worked into her, my hands sliding down to pull her nipples from underneath. She moaned more, her cries punctuating the air each time my body slammed into her. She gyrated her hips, working my cock from side to side and in and out. I briefly thought she must be a good dancer before I grabbed her hips with both my hands and began fucking her hard again, her moans driving me into a frenzy. Well fuck me, I thought. I felt it through my entire body and the way she cried out, I knew she felt it too. We lay there for a minute smiling and then started to get cleaned up. I collapsed into her, laughing and kissing the back of her neck and shoulders. We're planning for next time, and hopefully we'll have longer. I got dressed, grin never leaving my face. I soon felt my orgasm coming on again and I leaned into her as I came for the third time in 90 minutes. She changed into some pajamas I recognized from a gonewild post. This entire time, I couldn't keep my hands off her.
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