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livingsurreal · 1 year ago

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OMG WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THIS <3 Hey Larian! Larian! Listen... Just listen okay! This one, this one has a good idea. Just saying.

saw a post today about his Astarion's parents might still be alive and my brain kinda popped off a tiny bit

anyways

Post Cazador defeat romance scene where you can go to Astarion's grave (he has to not be in the party), and you see 3 people there, a couple and the graveyard guard, talking about "why would someone do this" and "this is a sick joke"

you approach and get to talking to the graveyard guard who says someone defiled a grave, then you get to talk to the mourning couple and the guard says you've got a reputation for helping people, so they ask for help to find out who defiled their son's grave

Astarion's grave

And you have to decide whether you want to tell them right there about Astarion being 'alive' and a vampire (bad choice) or say you'll help and then later talk to Astarion about it, and then help him decide on whether he wants to see his parents or not

i just really want more Astarion content AND LORD KNOWS HE DESERVES MORE PEOPLE WHO LOVE HIM

#astarion #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #astarion ancunin #astarion brainrot #family astarion #look he doesnt have to meet his parents #but just imagine his mom be the sweetest karlach type mom ever #and she shows tav all the paintings they had made of their little star #not b/c she knows about astarion being still there but b/c tavs listening #its so nice to have someone listen while she goes on and on about her sweet little boy #and tav just stitting there and weeping #and his mom being all aww gods you are a sweet one are you #look my mother is a narcissist and i have an instinctual dislike for mother figures is media #but for some reason i imagine astarion having a real sweet sweet mom #and his dad would just be the coolest #he would be all noble dick but in a cool way #you have to try this wine my dear #let me show you my prized dogs they are just the bestest boys and my little star loved them so much #and look here my prizes horses my little star was scared of them #me too tbh but my wife loves riding #and they are just stupidly in love and they still miss their little star #thats a hole thats can never be filled #and they celebrate his birthday every year and they cry together over a cake that wont get eaten #and tav gets back to camp just bawling their eyes out #and everybody is like what going on did someone die #and tavs all yesssss but noooooo #and one day astarion is ready and he goes with tav to see them #and they would not care they would just be glad he is still in this world #and his mom would be all where is the monster who did that to you

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