#but its not my house not my decision and my stepdad needed an affectionate furry friend
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whyyyyy are dog people so obsessed with their pet taking a shit...
#im. Confused. bc seriously why! what is it!#we have had this dog for One Full Day and the amount of times#that my stepdad has felt the need to regale me with her using the bathroom on a walk#is. well frankly its Insufferable and i Want It To Stop#like respectfully! affectionately! I Do Not Care! Hush! Cease! Good For Her! None Of My Business!#i am learning so quickly that im solidly a cat person#i do not enjoy having a Wet Beast! dogs are fine when they're not in my house!#me and my cats are like... living in my room now#i almost said Our room. well. that wouldnt be wrong at this point#absolutely unprompted#i can live with snakes i can live with lizards i can live with birds#but dogs? theyre just so much... too much...#sensory nightmares! big and loud and smelly and slobbery and their fur feels weird and theyre so Pushy-#i could handle it if it was a uh... a Sensible dog!#but this is a golden retriever mixed with a samoyed i believe!#that is not a sensible dog thats a 'i will force myself into your personal space' dog#sorry. sorry. im just not very happy with this development lmao#but its not my house not my decision and my stepdad needed an affectionate furry friend#he's happy! good! i can keep my mouth shut about my deep displeasure!#cats are so neat and clean and just sweet little packages of delight... i need to be in a room full of kittens STAT
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