#but its just crazy cuz he has A SON???? thats like 13 or smth???? | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

oddvanilla · 3 months

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One thing I'll never fail to find funny is seeing people write fanfics about FOOTBALLERS. I mean, to some extent, I can understand why you'd write a fanfic about a band member or smth??? Like sure, you wanna hear the lead vocalist sing you to sleep???? Acceptable 👍.

But I'm talking about people who LITERALLY play with balls🙏🙏🙏 BRO IS KICKING BALLS (professionally) HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY FIND "FANFIC-POTENTIAL" IN THAT? THEYRE JUST DOING THEIR JOB????

But yk what, I don't judge🥱 cause ngl I would still read them😒😒

#this can be about many people #id like to start with saying...#jude bellingham fanfics go CRAZY.#then id give it to like #mason mount???#all the young footballers are KINDA ACCEPTABLE #but neymar jr for example IS NOT FINE #sure...32 y/o isn't THAAAT bad #but its just crazy cuz he has A SON???? thats like 13 or smth????#you do you tho😭😭#i heard some people got a dilf kink or smth and i was like OH DEAR...☠️☠️

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