#but itd be funny if he's like 'the lady doth protest too much' up until he sees Alastor and he's just like

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Radiostatic fic where Vox is super homophobic, Christian cult leader 100%, doesn't think he should be in hell, and is absolutely disgusted by all the free sex between literally all the genders just. Advertised everywhere.

He's ranting to himself after seeing two guys having sex (either in the streets or like, an advertisement) but either way he's like. Disgusting. I hate this, I deserve to he in heaven I saved all those lost souls and I'm better than them, I deserve a reward and not to be subjected to this.

And then, in the middle of his mumbling to himself, he literally bumps into Alastor, full movie style like papers flying everywhere, he has to pick himself up off the ground. And he's just in the middle of about to yell at this guy to watch where he's going but then looks up and his brain just. Freezes. (Once again, full movie style).

Just immediately rewiring his brain and being like, hmmmm. I get it now. I've decided men should fuck each other actually for no particular reason.

(Alastor himself has not done anything other than make fun of his picture show of a head, but it's okay Vox realizes he's into that, lol).