#but it's bc idk how shiet work

[storfulsten]

Hey can you draw Whitty doing that Marilyn Monroe pose in a dress and BF reacting to it? If you want?

really don't think I can make it as accurate as it deserves to be but here you go anyways

just a bf thinkin about his bf in a dress blowing in the wind for some reason

[zombies-aliens]

To all my guys out there with no valentines look call your homeboy up be like hey you got a valentine? No? Me neither you wanna get some wings?

Or whatever just get out of the house and whatever you do don't feel sorry for yourself like if nothing else just don't feel sorry for yourself bc there's plenty of people who do have a valentine and they aren't even having a good timeeee bro like they aren't even happy my guy believe me. And this isn't so we can laugh at them because hey that could be us next year stuck with someone we don't want wasting our valentines day with someone we don't even care about so let's not laugh bc that could be us, what I am saying this for is that it could br worse guys, it's not the end of everything, if we're hanging out by ourselves today fuck it bro go ahead and order some pizza and watch a movie or invite a bro over, go to the gym go buy some new clothes you feel good in, buy some scented candles there's so many that smell good get a forest scented candle, don't break the bank obviously stay within reason don't fucking try heroin just because you're alone today okay. But I hope you guys and the girls too shiet get what I'm saying that's to treat yourself be your own good time which plenty of people do every day of the year especially in your circumstances. There's nothing wrong with it. You got 24 hours in the day if you get bored, work out idk try something new, learn how to play chess, study the world flags bc honestly it's cool when you see a flag you studied and you can name if off the bat, listen to some music, take a nap even catch up on sleep. Just take care of yourself man it could be worse you could be a guy or girl with someone you couldn't give a damn about waiting for the day to be over. Fuck that yall we have it good, sure it'd be better w someone we like to share our time with but while you think about how it could be better just remember more how much it could have been worse. You're okay. You're still worthy of love.

And I wrote all this because I didn't get lucky with the girl I asked to be my valentine. Oh fucking well. I still went to the gym today with that same girl and I wasn't even butt hurt. Bruh I saw a girl with THEEEE PHHHHHHHAAAAAT AHHHHHHHHHH bruh oh my goodness yall. Maaaaaan she looked better than the girl I tried making my valentine man lol. So also keep in mind there's plenty of fish in the sea I know you heard this before "but but they were the fish I wan-" MAAAAAANNNNNNN STOP just stop ✋️ you're gonna be okay. Man I'm okay. You're okay. We're all gonna be okay.

This message is for the people that are having a bad valentines day because they're ruining it for themselves all because they're solo today. A girl will Come bro keep getting out of the house, smile, and make friends hang out with your bros today and chill idk. Figure it out. I gave you a list already. Take care. You're okay. Crybaby ahhhh lol

[cherrysunflowers]

ALSO both of them for the nsfw meme bc why not

u asked for it :)) 

ok these may not be completely accurate bc we havent gotten into the swing of writing them yet bUT IM STILL PUMPED ???

• who kissed who first?

d&j: diana def took one for the team there n kissed jasper first I feel like?? he'd probably be in the middle of yelling at her about how much he loves her and how she betrayed him by leaving n turning into a different person when BAM she just kisses him to shut him up.

d&t: ok I feel like maybe daisy would?? like I imagine they just finished their first date and theo was a Respectful Young Man, but didn't DARE kiss her, so when he walks her up to her door, she’d go inside, but then race back on out to PLANT ONE ON HIM AYOOO

• who made the first move? 

d&j: ok lets face it this would also be diana bc jasper would be too much of a pussy to do anything, esp bc he wouldn't ever wanna make di uncomfy or upset with anything he does bc he just loves her too much :’(

d&t: I feel like this would be mutual?? like the two of them would just look at each other and would just know, y’know? like ofc I feel like theo would be the type to ask for consent, but the two of them would just know when the time is right. 

• what’s the relationship like? 

d&j: I feel like their relationship is very much how it was when they were best friends, except with the perks of kissing and it not being weird when jasper touches her butt yknow lmao?? like it would just kinda be like a friendship, where everything’s back to somewhat normal, and diana’s calling the shots n jasper is just along for the ride :’)

d&t: ok but this would be so soft and innocent I :’( like just them glancing at each other all timidly but lovingly, never letting go of each other, whether its holding hands, or just holding onto each other. like it would very much just be a first love kind of love, if that makes any sense. 

• who’s the most possessive?

d&j: dIANA I FEEL LIKE LMAO I FEEL LIKE HOMEGIRL DOES NOT FUCK AROUND WHEN IT COMES TO THE PPL SHE LOVES, so whenever any girl comes towards jasper, she's just got her claws out and she's ready 2 kill omg

d&t: lowkey feel like this could be theo?? bc of the things quinn told him before he died. like, I feel like he takes those words so seriously, so whenever someone would show any sort of interest towards daisy, he would definitely show them who's boss but in his own cute socially awkward way. 

• what’s their favourite way to kiss?

d&j: idk about diana, but jasper would just love to nuzzle her neck, shoulder, chest, anYWHERE and kiss her there?? like he'd just love the snuggly aspect of kissing, where they’re holding onto each other n he feels the warmth of her body on his yknow :’)

d&t: I feel like daisy is all about the tenderness of it all? like the tender touches, like she’d def have a hand gently caressing his cheek or jaw as they kiss, and she’d always be up on her tippy toes bc she's so much shorter than him and :’)

• who tops during sex? 

d&j: I feel like this is a mix, sort of? like the two of them would just kinda go with the flow of it all, and whoever tops is just like,,, okay with them yknow. just as long as its pleasing the both of them, I don't think they’d care. 

d&t: since these babies are both Innocent, I feel like it would be theo who would top at first? and then after talking about it, and daisy worrying about if hes doing all the work, she would try her hand at it? but again, I feel like it would be the same as di and jasper. 

• thoughts on sex toys?

d&j: jasper jokes about handcuffs and ropes all the time, but the second its made into a reality, hoMEBOY GETS SO NERVOUS AND FLUSTERED BC HES NEVER ACTUALLY USED THEM BEFORE 

d&t: ok I feel like daisy is just genuinely so innocent that she doesn't know what toys are and di would have to teach her?? but omg idk if it would ever come up with she n theo unless theo is Real Kinky or diana throws some toys at him or smth bc I get the vibe that she's into some REAL WEIRD SHIT POOR JASPER WONT KNOW WTF HES GETTIN INTO

• most sensitive areas?

d&j: jasper woud loooove getting his hair played with/pulled, or his inner thighs. mans goes crazy for that shiet, esp when they're driving and di puts her hand on his thigh oOF

d&t: daisy would dIE for neck kisses omg 

• do they shower/bathe together? if so, how far does anything go?

d&j: I feel like jasper and diana would do both?? but I don't see them in the bath as much as in the shower. and whOOF THEYD DO SO MANY SINS IN THE SHOWER PLS but also jasper would make it Diana’s personal duty to massage his hair ok hes a sucker for scalp massages  

d&t: ok I feel like they'd also shower n bathe together BUT daisy only ever takes baths to help w her muscles bc dancer, or when she's stressed?? so there would be no sexy time there, but I feel like the shower would be full of tender love making oops

• how do they like their sex?

d&j: I feel like di and jasper’s sex could either be rlly fun and they wouldn't take it seriously and its light and full of giggling and laughter, OR it would be super passionate and desperate and needy, where they’re whispering sweet/dirty things in each other’s ear and :’))

d&t: definitely soft and slow and gentle, since they r both Innocent Babies, but I feel like once they get into the swing of things, it could be super passionate and just desperate n AGH

• how rough can the sex get before its taken too far?

d&j: I feel like things could get pretty rough, but jasper would be really scared of hurting Diana, so he wouldn't take it too far. like maybe light choking, pinning down, spanking, a lil bit of biting but he wouldn’t do too much bc he wouldn't wanna hurt or overwhelm her. 

d&t: at first, I don't think either of them would even think about being rough with each other, but later on, I can see theo pinning daisy down, and daisy digging her nails into theo’s shoulders n stuff?? but it would still be soft and wholesome bc they r soft n wholesome

• favourite sex position?

d&j: jasper loves just being close to di, so he would love when she's on top in his lap riding him, and he can keep his arms around her and still nuzzle her and make eye contact w her at the same time y’know

d&t: daisy would love missionary, just bc she would wanna look at theo and take him in, and also she would be able to hold his hands and hold onto him??? idk if this makes sense I am: Dumb

• if they would have a threesome, who would their third choice be?

d&j: idk if jasper would ever wanna add a third?? he would just wanna be intimate with di bc he would just love her so much, and he would feel like a third would ruin that maybe??

d&t: oof daisy would be too insecure for a third, she's barely got sex experience down, the last thing shed want is to second guess everything even more by adding someone else oOP 

[andrcw-archive]

What tropes would you want to see in a skam wlw story

im gonna kinda link this with the previous ask where i said i’d like a remake to have a noora x eva inspired relationship, so!

i’ll just put found family first bc it’s my absolute favourite trope and i wanna see it literally everywhere! and it would work so well with eva being adopted by the kollektiv bc of her parents’ situation, but im also thinking about skam nl and how anyone would be so so lucky to be taken into that messy group lmao imagine having the absolute badass that is esra aydin as a big sis figure AH

talking about nl! a good ol’ balcony wooing scene, imagiNE THAT i think that’s very cute idk + love confession, of course

friends to lovers like c’mon how could you not, but also idiots to lovers cause i feel like we don’t allow these girls to be as “dumb” as the bois that we praise so much during the isak season (bless cris soto’s heart, what a lil dumbass i love her to the moon and back) yeah so #LetWomenBeIdiots

bicker like an old married couple, i feel that has a lot of potential and works great with the idiot one 🤔

THE ALMOST KISS omg that’s some good shiet interrupted intimacy is usually fun to watch

everyone can see it; again, i’m a sucker for this trope, it plays sooo well between friends

i remembered the kesa playlist and i keep thinking about the nooras singing so lemme just add a lil mixtape of love 👌🏻 just because i’d like the remakes to have more in character playlists 

OH an i uh you too would be GREAt just cause words can be hard, yk? and not anyone can say it as easily; it may cause a teeny tiny tension (am i thinking of skam es? maybe) but it works out in the end! 

this is everything that came to my mind right now, i’m sure there would be more lmao i’d basically just want a very soft friends to lovers story with no unnecessary drama and a lot of character development! 🥺 and a happy ending!!! just gals being in love 🥰🥰🥰

[myinnerocean]

10.August 2017

Dear Jo Of course do i have enough time to read through your lovely post.In fact, and you should know that silly, your posts make my day and i love each of them. However i think you should keep on talking with the dude if hes nice to you and you like him, maybe 'not your type' is your type and you just dont know yet ? But whatever floats your boat :) Soo ive been here for like 5 days and things seem to workout already.Weve been staying in a hostel since we arrived.We went to the city to get our simcard,opened a bank account and ate lol thats pretty much the only thing we did the first days.2 days ago i saw a workoffer on some jobsite about working on a farm with sheeps and cows and it sounded pretty cool so i called them and the dude wantrd to meet us.So the next day we drove with the train out of auckland city and he picked us up from the train station.He drove us to his farm and we sat in his kitchen,met his wife who is a bit of a grinch and he showed us 2 hours pics of the farmlife and made us sandwiches lol.He then showed us his farm which is rlly fucking big, like 500 hektar.Ima show you some pics,the landscape is just amazing.So many high hills and you just look down to the nothing because the farm is so high up.We fed the cows which was fun bc he yelled for them and they came from pretty far away.There will be one pic where the cows are just lil black spots,thats where they came from when he called.After that we went to his home again and stayed for dinner.He gave us beer all the time so i guess i had around 4 and felt alrrady tipsy lool.He has a 15 month old daughter, a 12 year old daughter and a 8 yesr old son.His wife obviously cant stand me since i said i dont eat meat lol.She went like 'oh my gosh' and her husband greg was like its okay joanna ima cook for her lel hes very nice and funny.They ate bolognese for dinner and greg was like julia wanna come over and help me cook something for you and i was like shiet i cant help u i only eat toast at home ,idk any recipes LOL.I bet you could have helped me jo :| Soo exept the wife thing the farm was just a lil dream and we will live on it for 2 months and then go on with travelling.I hope itll workout great. So now is thursday 10pm (here already,future ju lel) and in the morning we will check out and drive to the farm already. I will keep you updated how the first days were. Keep your butt safe,yours Ju