#but it’s fRIGGEN CRACKER BARREL
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ohfugecannada · 2 years ago
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I’m sorry but “we take no pleasure in reporting that Cracker Barrel has fallen” is one of the funniest sentences I’ve read all week.
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romanogers-lyrics · 4 years ago
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TFAWS EP 6: Oh Captain MY Captain ✊🏽🦾
Sammyyyyyyyyyyy 😩😩😩😩👌👌👌👌
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I friggen love they went with the comic accurate suit. Looking at it close up there’s so much attention to detail and textures
“I’m captain America” damnnnnn rightttt
Those vibranium wings thoooooo ✨✨✨
I love they gave Sam time in the sky and on the ground combat so we could see the full extent of the suit.
Redwing is back 💕💕💕
Karli is just full off the rails rn smdh. She seems lost and like she knows her time is running out
Okayyy I love how everyone in New York is just so used to world ending events they out there with their phones video taping and giving sideline commentary. Like- get to safety 😂😂😂
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Cracker Barrel cap shows up with his trash shield 🤦🏻‍♀️and I was full on ready to hate this guy. But I gotta say... he got some respect there at the end. When faced with a clear choice between revenge and heroism he chose to save the civilians.
Bucky not even hesitating to help the innocent and getting to be a hero. Getting the thanks he deserves 😩👏
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Bucky looking up at Sam like he’s a goddamn angel because he is!!!! That suit!!!
The wingspan!!! Caw caw
The guy who was like “that’s black falcon” vs “no that’s captain America!” Yessssss note the subtle generational difference there.
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Sam saying I don’t want to fight you very similar to Steve and winter soldier. Never fighting to kill (@john Walker) but fighting to stop someone.
“You have the power of an insane god or a misguided teenager” he snapped 👏
Honestly not a fan of long speeches in a movie like this but Sammy was killing it. He did his JOB. Not just stopping the bad guys but standing up to power that be. He made sure Karli’s message got out there ✨🙌
Oh god Isaiah!!! Every time this man comes on screen it is water works for me 😭😭😭 I honestly didn’t think we’d see more of him after the last episode but goddammmmmmn they gave him such a beautiful closure. Not reparations of course bc nothing could erase that pain but really honored him 😭😭😭
When Sam says “including you” and looks at Isaiah I was done 🥺 bc it obviously meant so much for Isaiah to have someone he inspired and remembers him ✊🏽
The museum scene is such a perfect way to honor him bc he stays “dead” and safe from the gov but his legacy lives on. Okay 😭😭😭🥺😫😫😫
Zemo is like “ah hell nah I don’t want these supremacists as my roommates” 💥💥 Ngl it made me like Zemo more. He always gets the last word 👀
Okay I love you tfaws but I’m disappointed Sharon aka POWER BROKER didn’t have something more menacing planned foe Karli. Especially after all those texts saying “I will end you” Like sure sharon killed Karli but wasn’t anything special 😒
One more not even like gripe but a note- the talk between Bucky and Yori was too short. I wonder if it was a reshoot that they didn’t finish due to covid or what but definitely should have taken that moment. Given all the other difficult convos this show has shown in full I feel like this scene was meant to be longer. Idk 👀
I think from a writing perspective it would be nice to give that moment some privacy and leave us to imagine what was said. However- that was not done with other sensitive conversations so I still maintain it should have been longer
Omg Uncle Bucky with kids I’m so soft 🥺
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The end when it flashed “Captain America and the winter soldier” 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼😭 I was already down for the count but gdddd
This show went so far beyond what I thought was possible and challenged/frustrated/comforted/healed me. Thank you so much to the creators cast and crew ilyyyyyy
Sorry short 🥺 I didn’t expect to be so satisfied
I don’t want to discuss cap 4 or season 2 just yet. I want to just enjoy what has been done so far for a hot sec
Please feel free to leave comments and thought 💕
My episode 5 reaction:
Taglist: @soliloquy-of-nemo
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falcqns · 4 years ago
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an apostles redemption
Pairing: August Walker x OFC (Grace Walker)
Warnings: fluff, swearing, family angst, mention of nuclear weapons and firearms, facial injury, mention of anxiety disorder and anxiety attacks, implied smut
A/N: hope you enjoy!
chapter one | chapter two | chapter three |
Trust To Be Gained
A few hours later, as August was sleeping soundly in bed, Grace decided to give her family a call.
She hadn't spoken to her sister in two years, and she hadn't been to see her mom in a few months. She usually went and visited when August was on a mission, but she didn't go on his last one, at his request, which she understood why now. If she hadn't been home when she found out about Kashmir, she wouldn't have returned to Washington, which he wanted her to do.
Her hands shook as she pressed the call button, and held the phone up to her ear. It rang a few times, before she heard her mom's voice.
"Gracie! Where've you been sweetie? You haven't answered us in a while," Her mom began.
Grace took a deep breath, but explained. "I was going to call yesterday morning, but I forgot. August is alive, and here with me." She began, before her mother cut her off.
"Alive? How? He took a metal hook to the head!" Her mom exclaimed.
"He was hit with the hook, but it bounced off his face. He has a big burn on the side of his face, but he's recovering. He's starting to look a lot better," She explained. Her eyes fell on 'What We Owe To Each Other,' which was on the kitchen counter, where August had left it. "He's also going to be working to be a better person, and gain everyones trust back, including our family's."
"Do you trust him?" Her mom asked in a serious tone.
Grace sighed, and felt her eyes watering. "It's getting there. He seems sorry, and has been very emotional the past few days, and has done everything I've asked him to. I mean, I love him, and I want to help him," She said, a stray tear falling down her right cheek.
Her mother heard the emotion in her youngest daughter's voice and reassured her. "That's exactly what he needs right now. Your love. We both know that he loves you with his whole being, and will do anything to make sure you are safe and happy. He's going to be okay, you know that right?"
"Yeah, I do." She whispered, more tears spilling.
"Why don't you two come and stay for a few days. Julia is here, and she misses you so so much. I'd like to see you again too, baby. I think it would be good for the two of you, to get out of Washington," Her mom mentioned.
"I agree. I'll let Sloane know and we'll head out tomorrow," She said.
"Okay, good. I can't wait to see you," Her mom whispered, emotion present in her voice as well.
"Me too. Don't tell Julia though, I want to surprise her." She said, and she heard her mom giggle.
"Okay, love. Have a good night, and let me know when you're on your way, okay? I love you."
"I love you too, goodnight," She said, before hanging up.
She made a quick call to Sloane who agreed that family time would be best right now, and gave her permission to take him out of state.
She placed her phone and made the journey back up the stairs. Just as she made it to the top, the door to the bedroom opened, and a black wall came at her face. She quickly realized it was August reaching out to hug her.
"Oh, thank god," He whispered in her ear. She felt a small tear land on her shoulder.
"What's wrong, Auggie baby?" She said in a gentle tone.
"I woke up and you weren't in the bed or the bathroom and I got so scared. I thought you left or someone took you," He said, as his breathing slowed the longer he held her.
"No ones going to take me away from you baby, and I won't leave." she whispered in his ear, running her right hand up and down his spine, her other hand coming to rest on his hip. He nodded, and allowed Grace to lead him back to the bed. He laid down on his back, and pulled Grace into him, so her upper body was on his. He pressed a kiss to her forehead, and smiled at her when she looked him in the eyes.
Grace reached her hand out and placed it on his jaw, rubbing her thumb along his stubble that disappeared into his scar.
"We're going to Virginia tomorrow," She whispered.
"Why? To see your mom?" He asked.
Grace nodded. "She misses me, and she misses you. She's not mad at you. Julia will be there too and she's not mad either." She reassured him.
August nodded, and pressed a kiss into her palm, before he wrapped his arms tighter around Grace, and they drifted off asleep.
The next morning, the couple woke up early, and packed for their trip. Grace packed her stuff, as well as Kal's, while August packed his, and emptied to fridge of anything that would go bad over the trip, and took it to the road. They both made coffee, and were on the road by 6:30 am, and headed to Virginia.
The trip was going to take 3 hours, and August wasn't planning on talking too much, instead allowing Grace to sleep. But as soon as they were out of their neighbourhood, Grace connected her phone to the car's speaker and began to play Babylon by 5SOS, which was one of August's favourite songs.
They continued to sing along to some of their favourite songs, and eventually put on a podcast when they hit the highway, so August didn't get too distracted. Grace eventually drifted off, as did Kal, who was spread out on the backseat of August's Tesla.
August continued to drive, until he felt his stomach rumble, and his car told him it needed a charge. He saw a sign for a charging station in a Cracker Barrel parking lot, and headed towards the exit. Grace was awoken by the sudden change in direction.
"Where are we going?" She asked, groggily. August smiled, and placed his right hand on her left thigh, his thumb rubbing the soft skin through her sweatpants.
"The car needs a charge, and I'm hungry, as I'm sure you are. The charging station is in a Cracker Barrel parking lot, so I'm thinking we go there for lunch." Grace smiled at him.
"I agree, wholeheartedly. I want some friggen biscuits." She said, which made August chuckle.
They pulled off into the parking lot, and got out. August turned the car into Pet Mode, and plugged it in. Kal was still sleeping, so he didn't even notice his mom and dad leaving.
They were quickly seated in the dining area, and began to look over the breakfast menu.
"I know what you'll be having, Auggie," She said. "Old Timer's Breakfast," Grace continued, and she descended into a fit of giggles. However, she didn't notice August throwing a balled up napkin at her head, which hit her square in the forehead.
"Hey! Rude!" She exclaimed with a huge smile on her face, while August had his head on the table, his shoulders shaking with laughter.
He lifted his head, which has a smile and a twinkle in his blue orbs. "You shouldn't have called me old then, love."
Grace shook her head, and continued to look at the menu.
Grace decided to have French Toast and biscuits on the side, while August decided to go with his wife's suggestion, The Old Timers Breakfast, with an extra order of biscuits, knowing Grace would probably eat his as well. Man, that girl loved biscuits.
Their food came shortly after, as they were one of the four couples in the restaurant. They didn't speak that much while they ate, August only looking up to glance at his wife, who was dancing slightly while she was eating, a tell tale sign that she was thoroughly enjoying her food.
They finished up, and headed back to the car, which was fully charged. Kal, who had not awoken the entire time, was startled when August opened the door, climbed in, and pressed the unlock button for Grace. Kal barked at his mom until she gave him some ear scratches, at which point he decided to crawl into the front seat to sit at Grace's feet.
"Kal! What are you doing buddy?" August said, leaning his head to the side to avoid contact with the dogs rear end. Grace, however, was laughing and helped the large Akita to where he wanted to go.
Once Kal was settled, August pulled the car out of the parking lot, and they continued to make their journey to Virginia. They still had an hour and a half to go, so Grace put on another podcast, but didn't drift off.
They had a conversation about how things were going to go in Virginia. Grace knew if she trusted August, so would her mom, so she didn't have to worry, but Julia (and most likely Erik) would be a different story. Julia would need time to warm up to him and trust him again, which both Grace and August understood, and were okay with.
Kal eventually drifted off once again, so August and Grace kept their voices down on order to not wake him.
Not that much longer passed, until August was pulling into Grace's childhood home. He had been here a few times before, when he was dating Grace, but hadn't been in a few months.
Grace noticed he was nervous, and reached out for his hand, which he gladly gave.
"It's gonna be okay, love." She whispered, and he nodded, before opening the door. He headed to the trunk to grab the bags, so Grace led Kal inside, and journeyed to the kitchen to find her mother, who was making lunch for everyone.
"Hi, mama," She said, and walked over to give her mom a hug.
"Hello angel,"Her mom said, hugging her daughter tight to her chest. "Where's August?" She asked, but her question was answered when August walked into the kitchen holding their bags. Her mom smiled, and they hugged as well.
"Wheres Julia?" Grace asked her mother.
"She's in her old room. Erik isn't here though, he went for a job interview." She said, and the three of them headed out of the kitchen. "Why don't you guys go get settled, I'm going to finish lunch, I just have to go and grab some stuff I forgot, okay?"
The couple nodded and headed up the first set of stairs, and into Graces room.
It wasn't overly large, about half the size of her and Augusts bedroom, but it was still a good size.  Grace had a queen bed that was in the middle of the room, with white bedding, and light pink and grey pillows. The light pink and grey theme continued throughout her whole room. Her walls were a eggshell white, and the baseboards were grey. her desk sat in the corner of the room, with a large hutch sitting on top. She had minimal wall decor, only her high school diploma and a few awards she won during school, which she assumed her mom hung up after she moved out, 2 years prior.
"Why don't I unpack, and you can go see Julia?" August suggested, while he sat the bags down, and walked over to Grace to wrap his arms around her. She smiled up at him, and pressed a small kiss to his lips.
"Okay," She said, before heading out of the bedroom, and up another flight of stairs to Julia's room. She knocked on the door, and heard a faint "Come In!" from Julia. She took a deep breath, and opened the door.
Julia was facing away from her, putting some washing into her dresser. When she heard the door open, she started to turn around.
"I could have come down Mo-," She began, but stopped when she saw that it wasn't her mom, but Grace standing there. "Gracie?" She whispered, as her eyes started to tear up.
"Hi, Jules." Grace said back, her tears forming as well. Julia dropped her shirt that she had been folding on the ground and ran over to her little sister, wrapping her up in her arms.
"Oh my god. I've missed you so much baby." Julia whispered in her ear.
Grace sniffled before talking. "I missed you too. Thank you for the package."
Julia released her, and led her over to sit together on the bed.
"Did Ethan get the postcard okay?" she asked, and ran her fingers through Grace's hair. Grace nodded.
"He said that he hopes you're doing okay after what happened, and that you're safe," She said. Julia smiled, and wrapped her arms around her little sister again.
"Did Mom tell you what we talked about on the phone yesterday?" Grace asked. Julia nodded.
"All she said was that August was alive and at home with you. I was a little worried and almost drove to Washington to make sure you were okay and safe, but Mom convinced me not to, which I now understand why," Julia said, her hand never leaving Grace's hair. Grace smiled at her.
"He's doing better. His face is healing, and he's working on gaining trust back. He'll start working with Sloane and the IMF to redeem himself but Sloane agreed that some family time would be good for him right now. I'm hoping to convince him to talk to his mom and let her know he's okay, but I haven't asked yet." She said. Julia smiled at her.
"I'm glad he's getting better. He tried to convince me to go with him, but I didn't know why, so I didn't go. It sounds like it wouldn't have been good if I did. What exactly happened?"
Grace smiled. "Auggie was in one helicopter, and Ethan was in another. Ethan was trying to get his helicopter out of the sky, and they ended up colliding. They fell into a crevice in the mountains, Ethan's helicopter fell, and hit Auggie's a few times. On the second time, a tube came out of the helicopter and sprayed Auggie in the side of the face with helicopter fuel. Then the helicopters fell out of the crevice, and dropped them on a cliff. They fought a little, and both ended going over the side, but were saved by a hook which was attached to one of the helicopters. Eventually they both climbed off of it and Ethan tugged on it, which caused it to come off the mountain and the hook hit Auggie in the forehead. It bounced off, but the force of the impact caused Auggie to fall backwards and he went tumbling down the mountain. He then told me that he ended up by the river, so he cleaned his face. He hid in a cave for a while, until he remembered that the Apostles had a safe house a few miles away, so he made his way over there, and attempted to sew up his face. The Apostles got him back into the country and back to me. He has since cut off all contact with them." She finished, and Julia's eyes were wide.
"How did he do on the stitches?" Julia asked with a smile on her face.
Grace giggled. "They were bad. I replaced them, but I'm kind of hoping you can look at them, since you're the nurse," Grace said.
Julia nodded. "Of course I will. Is he in your room?" She asked, and Grace nodded, before she led her to where August was. They found August in Grace's bedroom, on the floor, wrestling with Kal.
He looked up when the sisters walked in the room, and smiled apprehensively at Julia, who gave him warm smile back. He stood up, and sat on the bed at Grace's instruction.
"Julia's just going to check your injuries." Grace said, and peeled the bandage off.
Julia moved to inspect them. "They look good, really good actually," Julia said, reaching her hand out to give Grace a high five. She moved to inspect his burn. "His burn is looking better, but its going to be a long healing process. He may need burn treatment at a hospital but I think he'll be find without it. You'll have a scar, but it will be barely noticeable. Does it hurt at all?"
August nodded. "usually only when water hits it, or I touch it too much." He said.
"I've been putting burn cream on it to help with his pain. It tends to look a little red and angry in the morning but is fine once the cream is on it." Grace interjected, and pulled the cream out of the half empty bag on the bed. Julia took it and inspected it.
"This will definitely help with the pain, but I'd take him to a doctor to get a prescription cream, just to be on the safe side," Julia said, and reapplied the bandage onto August's forehead.
August nodded. "Thank you," He said, giving Julia a warm smile. "I also want to apologize for everything that happened,' He said quietly, not meeting Julia's eyes.
Grace and Julia shared a look, and Grace knew she wanted to speak to him in peace, so Grace left them, and headed down stairs to wait for her mom.
Julia took a seat on the bed. "I forgive you for what happened August. I may not know everything about you, and maybe it was because I never got the chance to know you well, but I want to." August smiled, his eyes still fixed on his sock covered feet.
"I'm very protective of Grace. I was 24 when she was born, and even though she wasn't my child, she felt like it. Our mom worked very hard to raise her after our dad died, and Rick and I were the only ones still living at home, so we would take over the role of parenting when Mom was working long shifts. When I found out she was dating you, I became scared." Julia whispered, and August finally looked up from his feet to meet her gaze. "When Ethan and I were together, he had told me about who you were, and what you did. He told me that everyone called you 'The Hammer', and you didn't take crap from anyone. Obviously, he didn't know you well, so I only got one side of the story."
August smiled small. "I love her with all my heart. I have since the moment I met her. I don't know what it was, but, when I saw her walk into the same elevator as me, it hit me like a ton of bricks. All I could think of was how beautiful she was, and how much I wanted to get to know her. I knew in that moment that I was so in love with her, and I barely knew her. I knew from our first date that she was going to be the one I marry, which is why I proposed so quick, and why we got married so quick. I wanted to protect her, and love her." He said, his voice breaking at the end, a stray tear falling from his eye. "I don't deserve her. She deserves so much more than me, but I thank God everyday that she loves me. When I came home from Kashmir and asked her to help me, she did without a second thought. She's held me every time I've woken up crying, every time I have an anxiety attack, and she's helping me to be better. I love her so much, and I want you to know I would never do anything to hurt her, I promise." He finished, looking up at Julia, who wrapped her arms around him.
"I see that now. I saw the way your eyes lit up with love when you saw her walk into the room, and how you kept looking at her for reassurance. Mom has told me stories of how her mental health wasn't the greatest a few months ago, so you dropped everything and took her to Disney World. She told me how you bring her little gifts from everywhere you go, and you gave her a burner phone so she can contact you on missions. I see it now, and I'm sorry that I didn't see that before. I hate that I missed out on so much of her marriage. I missed out on her engagement party, I missed the wedding, I missed everything. All because of my view of you." Julia said.
August smiled. "I plan on proposing again, so she can have the proper wedding she's always wanted, I just don't know when."
Julia immediately wrapped her arms around him. "I may not fully trust you yet, but I trust you with her. I trust that you won't hurt her." August smiled, and hugged her back, before Grace was calling them down for lunch. Julia immediately left the room, August following not far behind.
"Hey baby," Grace said, and pulled his face down for a kiss. August smiled.
"Hey angel," He responded, pressed another gentle kiss to her lips. Grace's arms went from his shoulders to his waist, and her mouth deepened the kiss. August's right hand came up to caress her face while the left settled on her waist, pulled her flush against him, and let out a breathless moan at the feeling of his wife pressed into him.
"Hey! When y'all are done eating each others faces, come and get lunch!" They heard a male voice shout. They immediately separated, and laughed when they saw that it was Rick, standing in the doorway of the kitchen, that faced the hallway.
"Hey Rick," August said, before following his wife into the kitchen.
"Hey, August! I thought you were dead, bro - HEY!" He exclaimed at Grace's fist coming into contact rather hard with his stomach.
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