#but it’s definitely got singing animatronics! five nights at fairfield franchise only instead of eldritch horror it’s tax fraud
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Whenever I get the opportunity to explain Stew Leonard’s Lore to anyone outside the tristate I light up like Mohegan Sun.
#this supermarket has got everything! actually a somewhat baffling selection!#but it’s definitely got singing animatronics! five nights at fairfield franchise only instead of eldritch horror it’s tax fraud#actually it’s still got a little bit of eldritch horror.#the silent hill alarm at checkout that informs you that you may now exchange your receipt for a ‘free’ frozen yogurt#if that’s not faustian foreshadowing I don’t know what is man
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