#but it’ll never be as bad as me handing my phone to the verizon guy while my wallpaper is one of geoff downes’ bad selfies. dark times
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he has no idea he’s been babygirlified
#special interest#the only thing is when someone looks at your phone and sees this random ass dude on your wallpaper <3 not a fun experience#but it’ll never be as bad as me handing my phone to the verizon guy while my wallpaper is one of geoff downes’ bad selfies. dark times#at least alan is hot and doesn’t visibly appear older than ~55#wonder if alan knows that at least one (1) 22 year old girl finds him inconceivably attractive#i want it on record that i’ve done s*xual things with men MUCH older than their 50s so 55 is like babyage to me. yes also dark times
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