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lorephobic · 10 months ago

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“Lovely. Smells good. It smells like Jacob. Weirdly. Nah, it smells good.” Barry on the red carpet last night. My love/hate relationship with the interviewers who keep asking him these type of questions is so complex like we get it and you need to stop right this second bur also PLEASE KEEP GOING 😩🙏

was literally talking with my work bestie today about how much i love hearing barry talk about jacob but if it’s a red carpet interview and u get the chance to ask him any one question in the world and u decide to make that moment about jacob??? sorry but u deserve to be shot.

ask jacob about jacob. this is barrys moment and barrys night. if ur not going to ask him an interesting question about HIM then go bother literally any other celebrity.

also if ur going to ask him about jacob at least be serious. this bathwater candle shit “describe jacob in three words” “what was it like when u first met him”, its all SO TIRED!!!!! NOBODY IS INVESTED IN THEIR LOVE STORY MORE THAN ME!!!!! but i would not be caught DEAD asking barry keoghan what the jacob bath water candles, that he DID NOT BUY BECAUSE HE IS NORMAL, SMELL LIKE!!!! WHEN WILL U PEOPLE LEARN WHAT A BIT IS.

#asks #u might as well ask barry what he thinks about timothee almost getting casted as oliver #because clearly u ppl do not understand jokes and cannot be normal and original #i love jacob SO MUCH!!!! i love that barry mentions him #and i love that he comes up with new wonderful things to say about him every single time he comes up #and i KNOW that theyr just doing it so they can get their tiktok clip #but it is so fucking. bleak. that this is what film journalism is becoming ykwim.#ur movie isnt even ur movie anymore #ur movie is actually about whoever the biggest star in ur movie is #and all of the press for YOUR movie is going to revolve around that person and ur relationship with that person #and its so easy to talk on and on about them when u love them but holy fuck! when do u get YOUR moment???#is it at the awards show that ur costar didnt even bother showing up for? apparently not!!!#and if u ignore him it’s wrong and there’s drama but if u mention him ur feeding into it and it’s worse!#there is literally no winning!!!#congratulations barry #in every journalists eyes u are seemingly the most beautiful doormat that jacob has ever walked over #what was it like? what is it still like? can u describe him again?#committed to what?#to this? to this limbo that you both exist in?#congrats on the movie btw #LOVED it

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