#but it gives me migraines I STG

[saetoshis]

we went and got cheesecake factory! their food is surprisingly good (never had it before cuz i only get cheesecake there)! and you should def make some ramen rn

ONG CHEESECAKE FACTORU IS SO GOOD STOP !! i always end up feeling horrible afterwards but its soooo good it kakes up for it 😋 MIDNIGHT RAMEN OMG TRUE !!

[bunnyb34r]

Why is my screen on blinding white background after the update 😭 give me back my low contrast!!! It wont let me!!

[gutter-goth]

Why do I always get migraines when I travel?? Like the trip was really fun but I felt awful the whole fucking time like WHY

[femme-from-hell]

🕷 Miguel O'Hara HCs 🕷

・❥・ So I'm finally hopping on this because I can't deny the feral need to write about this herculean man. These are just random thoughts with some 'x reader' sprinkled. ᕙ(`▿´)ᕗ

・❥・ Rating: SFW

・❥・ Warnings: None <3

♡ Something in me tells me this man has an at-home gym. Like, I know there is a training facility at the spider-society HQ but Miguel has eyes sensitive to light exposure and lord knows this man doesn't want to be bombarded with the noises coming from who knows how many spider-people working out. He likes his peace and quiet in his home with the lights dimmed so he can focus.

♡ Bouncing off the above point, when Gabriella was little you bet your sweet bippy she would be around him while he worked out. Like, he would have a little plush kids yoga mat next to his while he did stretches for her, a tiny children's low pullup bar next to his so she can play safely. When she was a baby, he would do push ups with her below him and he would blow raspberries on her stomach to make her laugh every time he would go down. As a toddler, he would have her sit on his back while he did planks or hang onto his leg while he did pull ups.

♡ I feel like Miguel, despite his demeanor can be incredibly funny. Having said that, I feel like he tried to do a one liner once and a thug laughed at him. He beat the living shit out of the guy and never tried again, that's why he 'isn't funny' as Peter B. put it. When he's with his S/O, he'll lean over and whisper something funny of the foulest nature that is just so out of left field for him and NO ONE would believe you if you said it to anyone else.

♡ This man is so prone to pain, which would explain his ass being so grumpy 24/7. Migraines? His sensitive eye sight, heightened hearing, all of it is like pouring gasoline on a fire. Back pain? Carrying around a dump truck like that Crawling around with those claws, swinging that hulking mass of muscle he calls a body, all of it CAN NOT be easy on the back. He picked up Gabriella once and felt pain in his back, sending him spiraling into a break down going like 'I'm not that old, am I?'

♡ He dyes his hair because there is no way in hell he doesn't have grey hairs. Canonically, he's in his late 20s in the comics (Assuming early 30s in ATSV) so he nearly lost his shit the first time he found one. He never really thinks about mentioning it to you but one night you drop by because you just left something behind only to find him with one of those cheap plastic shower caps one with the fresh dye in and his heart nearly stops. He is so embarrassed but you comfort and reassure him with some loving.

♡ I mentioned above that I think Miguel is prone to back pain so if you offer to give him a backrub he will MELT. Absolute putty in your hands. This man just needs to have someone loving rub the tension from him, I stg. Little kisses on the back of his neck while you do it? He would be in fucking heaven. Absolutely would return the favor and with hands like his you know damn well how good it would be.

♡ Seeing all the posts about Miguel being a 'girl dad' is the cutest shit and I know in my soul it's 100% true. He would without a doubt go into work one day with sticky glitter gloss or a few nails painted after failing to get it all off somewhere on him. He let's her braid his hair and will always encourage whatever it is she's doing by getting involved in anyway he can because he just wants his little girl happy.

♡ I can't get the image out of my head of him sitting at a coffee place with Gabriella, justice brand body bag thrown over him with those butterfly clips in his hair while he sips coffee (Gabriella has one of those noncaffeinated sugary ass rainbow drinks at Starbucks, you know the ones) while she babbles on about elementary school drama and he is invested, nodding along. They have the cutest daddy/daughter dates.

I'm pretty happy with this little mess of ideas. I'll probably make a more concrete/ organized post collection of my ideas, like one for Miguel as a dad, some 'x reader', and definitely some NSFW. Lmk what you guys think, I love to hear from everyone or submit a request! ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ

[findafight]

ty for pointing out that steve graduated on time despite a severe concussion and likely limited or non-existent support (esp considering how his dad reacted to the college thing). it's also worth noting that steve had no issues passing his classes throughout high school while playing and captaining at least 2 sports (3 if you count baseball [on top of other clubs and extracurriculars] from that yearbook thing they released post s1 i think). that's not easy to do. it also irritates me sm when they harp on steve confusing the names of things as proof that he's incredibly dumb or illiterate. esp the gumby thing when it's a fucking children's cartoon. even the german vs nazi thing makes sense in the context of him having a grandfather that fought in ww2, told him stories, and probably called the nazis germans. also v hypocritical when it's not commonly pointed out that the soviets are near exclusively called the russians. yet they always conveniently forget that steve is the only reason they figured out the russian code was coming from the mall (and, going by dialogue in the scene, was specifically the person that put together that the message was coming from the mall on top of recognizing the music and being the only person to pay attention to it - i always see the realization that the message is from hawkins misattributed to dustin) and the only reason they got out of the elevator in the same season where's he supposedly illiterate and incredibly stupid bc he confused the names of things. i stg ppl that do this so they can hype eddie up make eddie feel like my enemy.

Do I think Steve was getting A's? No. Do I think for the back half of his senior year he was working his ass off to scratch C's? Yes. VERY frustrating and honestly kind of hurtful when people keep calling him stupid about it! I interpret a lot of Steve's spacier moments to post concussive syndrome, and it's actually so impressive he's doing as well as he is especially in S3, just over seven months since billy, and is finished hs. Buddy bounced back! People love giving Steve migraines as a lasting symptom of his head trauma but don't acknowledge that focus and what I call "thinking speed" are also affected. Like yeah it'll take him a minute to process what is happening and formulate a response/plan, his brain was goop a few months ago! And S4 happens less than six months after S3 so like yeah. Clearly he's not at 100% we should all be so proud of him.

S1 sort of indicates he cruises through school when helping Nancy study. He's not a model student, and while one could argue teachers were more lenient because he was on sports teams and they wanted to win, that wouldn't have applied after billy beat him because he'd have had to take a leave from the teams, and it's the eighties so some teachers would potentially have thought "serves him right for fighting".

Steve is consistently making connections to things that others aren't! With the "realizing Russians in the mall" thing he is definitely leading Dustin to the conclusion. He goes "Indiana flyer? No way" or something to indicate that it's unlikely the message was from elsewhere, and he has already realized that the transmission is from Starcourt, and wants Dustin and Robin to as well. Just because Dustin said it doesn't mean he figured it out.

(I find people also attribute a lot of what Robin does and figures out to Nancy? Robin gets the newspaper that talks about Victor Creel being possessed by demons, Robin gets them into the hospital, Robin makes the connection to music as key to saving a victim. Stobin contributions so underappreciated smh)

Steve's quick on his feet and makes sure they're able to get out of the elevator with an Indiana Jones move! Without getting caught! I once saw someone saying it's Steve's fault they were trapped at all because he was older and should have put a stop to it, but. Did they think Dustin would drop it? And not explore by himself?? Also Steve's 18. Notorious dumbass decision age. (They also don't know the Soviets are in the mall, and then don't know it's an elevator) yeah it's a bad call, but where is this attitude for Nancy and Jon trying to expose the lab in s2 that absolutely would have known who snuck in and recorded Owens (why weren't they searched?) And then disappeared them. Like if you want to do that with Steve do it with everyone who has made a decision that potentially put people in danger. Hell, Hopper's the reason the lab agents go to the school in S1! He sells El out!

The German/Nazi thing is weird like. Everybody knew who he meant. What OTHER Germans would be a connection there. Yeah it's not "correct" but also. It's not wrong either. Especially when you're right! Russian/Soviet is used pretty interchangeably in the series I think even though many other countries were considered Soviets. Gumby/gumbo is such...a dumb thing to use as proof Steve is illiterate or whatever. Only one is a real word, and it's not Gumby!! Mixing up and confusing words is a normal thing, and these are one letter off and sound similar. Shit happens.

Him connecting Henry Creel to being a clockmaker? Logical conclusion to make given the emphasis the clock had gotten. He's also the one to find the pet siders and it doesn't mean anything even those were Henry's schtick. Literally they included that to make Steve look stupid for making a connection and then getting scared by spiders in his hair and I was just sitting there nodding along like wow same king you're so smart.

Idk I don't like comparing him and Eddie this way because it's not a competition? Frustrating when people try to make it seem that way. You don't need to drag Steve to make Eddie look good? Eddie wants to graduate, and I think it's probably a combo of him skipping and also not being good at/liking formal schooling and possibly some teacher bigotry that prevents him from getting a bit of slack that keeps him in hs. Eddie's good at what he likes and cares about (he's a brilliant guitar player!) And likely doesn't focus on things that don't interest him. That's fine!! But just because he's a rabble rouser and a weird guy and poor, doesn't mean teachers, for three rounds of grade twelve, held him back for no reason.

Idk it's like. Teachers can have biases and that can influence their teaching and interactions and expectations of students, but for it to happen twice to the point that Eddie didn't pass, seems very unlikely, because most teachers do want their students, even the ones that annoy them and they don't like, to graduate. It's sort of insulting to insinuate they would get away with it for three years without any other teacher complaining? Or calling them out? There are bad teachers out there but there are so many good ones too. Saying that the only reason he didn't is because of everyone but him and then turning around calling Steve stupid when he did a near impossible task? Seems weird. Don't agree. Bad take. Acknowledge people have different intelligences and can be better/worse at formal schooling than others and move on.

[eatcandlewax]

i have returned to expand upon the leech sibling dating idia post

i'm still impartial about writing the leech sibling as an oc or y/n, but i've just been calling them sage for now. on one hand, I really like the leech sibling reader fics, but on the other idk if it's okay to have this much lore and it still be an x reader.

anyways, i just wanted to write some general little hcs :)

they are the same age as jade and floyd. my reasoning for this one is just because it created more scenarios that made me giggle.

sorta a mix between the jade and floyd. not as unpredictable but also not completely calm. it depends on the situation, even if they choose to be chaotic at the most inappropriate times.

they like tech and internet related things. they're interested in video games and any relatively neat technology since there probably wasn't a lot of that in the coral sea. i also thought it'd be funny if they just had a hyperfixation on learning internet culture and became a living shitpost.

also i wanted them and idia to play obey me together bc teehee

they're in the light music club. not only are they in a room with kalim, lilia, and cater on a regular basis, but they're also given the tools to play music. mostly wanted this detail because they would play the most chaotic music. i could make an entire playlist for it stg-

they keep eating shit from the mostro lounge's kitchen. floyd doesn't do work 50% of the time, jade tries to force feed everyone mushrooms, sage is eating everything in the kitchen. perfect balance for giving azul a migraine.

"please stop eating the food, we need it for the customers"

"are you telling me to go hungry? you're making me do labor on an empty stomach? bad boss! horrible! jail for azul!"

sage dating idia would eventually lead to jade and floyd having the jurisdiction to enter idia's room. not because idia gave it to them, but because they're little shits and they wanted to bother their sibling.

like, sage and idia would be lying in bed after sage skipped work and floyd would just barge in for funsies.

you can't tell me that floyd wouldn't hop into bed with them and start a cuddle puddle.

at some point idia would stop screaming everytime and get used to it, surprisingly.

although it'd take a while for it to come to this, i feel like idia would end up getting fairly comfortable with floyd and jade. which would be an odd sight to see ignihyde's shut in dorm leader with the shady leech siblings.

ortho would immediately adopt the leech siblings as his own and get extremely excited whenever he saw them.

it makes it really hard for idia to be upset at them barging into his room when ortho is so happy about it

sometimes the leech siblings will just steal ortho

there's no reason

they just think it's funny and like hanging out with the little man

"please return my brother"

"our brother now :)"

idia starts panicking when the fish mafia is just doing fun little things with ortho

like random games and crafts

idia is also genuinely worried that one of them will break ortho

not because they're careless

but because floyd and sage hug him all the time and idia KNOWS how hard them fuckers squeeze

it's unlikely that they'd break his robot body, but he wouldn't be surprised if it happened

leech siblings are just built different

[todayisafridaynight]

Wanna put your friend in a lil terrarium just to see what wacky things she does stg 😂

i actually Cannot Stress the migraine she gives me every time we hang out. like without fail she'll always say or do something that ranges from mildly questionable or irritating but relatively Whatever to How Have You Survived This Long Without Burning Your House Down Boiling An Egg

[sadbitchfangirl]

Listening to Russ’ Santiago on repeat is the only thing keeping me from having a breakdown i stg. I feel like an outsider in my own family but when I bring it up, it just gets downplayed & i’m told the same bs excuse. When i do something about it, i get ignored and i just wonder wtf the purpose even was.. At this point, i’m ready to walk away from all of it & just focus on myself, work on myself so that i can have SOMETHING to be proud of. Can’t even remember the last time someone told me they were proud of me, let alone bothered to genuinely ask me how i was. Now I wake up everyday, go to uni & isolate myself since i have no friends, study, sit through lectures from professors that give you a migraine, complete shit tons of work that you put so much time into just to receive a less than deserved grade. Go to sleep late, wake up early repeat. I just feel behind…? or displaced if that makes sense. I don’t get invited anywhere. I’ve never had a boyfriend or 1st kiss, i don’t have any friends or close family members my age. Im pursing a degree that I wish I had more time to think about. I’m out of shape & lowkey depressed. I have nothing going on in my life and i’m only 20 but the people i go to class with, seem like they have so much going for them. People who love them, actually want to talk to/hang out with them.. where did i go wrong?

[introtae]

jungkook wishing us a happy new year throughout the years ♡

[resonantbodies]

the mortifying ordeal of the doctor calling you while you're on the toilet

[koszmar-zycie]

My cousins are cancelling DnD again. This time “because it’s too hot to play.”

We ALL live in SoCal. And have our whole lives. It’s hotter than average as of late, but a far cry from out of the ordinary.

Why are those weenies like this. I resorted to DMing in order to play, which is good since it does suit me. But honestly. They really embody the stereotype of the bad DM group who never play, and for usually shaky at best reasons.

To quote my fellow Hololive fans: “Big Kusa”

[gumdecay]

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[piecksz]

ppl on anitiktok have no critical thinking skills whatsoever it’s ridiculous i like using tt but i stay far away from that side they just give me migraines i stg😭

like at this rate i’m about to browse the app on a guest account because i’d rather see charli damelio doing the renegade than whatever dogshit takes 85% of anime tiktok has

[bokutokoutarou]

ALEX IDK if ur doing matchups and i never ask for one but i’m gonna make u do work for me that’s right 💅🏽 i am she/her n i’m short n tan n have black hair n have classes. i am a full CLOWN. uhhhhh i think i’m funny sometimes maybe. maybe nice sometimes. i simply do like a good banter yes. i like food? i also like to talk it is why i Annoy u all the time like now. i simply adore u okay that’s all

remy, my clown, my europe immigration buddy, of course i’m doing a matchup for u😌💓🤡and i simply adore u even more ahshshshjsh

side note: just mentioning this for shits and giggles, but srry that i had to message u privately to find out that ur 5’0 and that u know the future jobs for the characters. i stg this is rELeVAnT lmao

your first mini matchup is...

NISHINOYA YUU

remy i stg i’m so jealous omg nishinoya is my fav character of all time (tied w/ bokuto) so this is SUCH A COMPLIMENT

u like to talk? PERFECT, because this hyper little libero legit won’t shut up. he can and will talk to u for HOURS on end, and it’s the funniest thing ever

the conversation will never get dry between u two, and u both could jump between topics at the speed of light (leaving everyone else confused except for u two bc u both operate on the same wavelength of clownery)

and omg just IMAGINE the shared clownery that u’d have? i stg u both would be a clown couple and IT’S AMAZING

okay but noya would NEVER FIND U ANNOYING (because ur not annoying babie stawp). legit text him at 4am and he’ll run out of bed and go straight to his phone to message u back bc he’s whipped for u lmaooo

it makes his smoll heart flutter in his chest upon the realization that ur just as whipped for him as he is for u

although noya would love u no matter what ur height was, he’d absolutely love the fact that ur shorter than him (shorter than noya gang, yES)

it’d make it easier for him to give u hugs, and he LOVES being the big spoon aaah

also, my mans will take u out to eat ALL THE FOOD U WANT AHSHSHSHSH. prepare for multiple ice cream dates babie, bc ur always gonna be on a sugar high when noya’s involved

u and noya would legit be a hyper mess, so r.i.p daichi and suga bc they now have another chaos child to take care of

btw, u know how we’re immigrating to europe together? noya’s coming w/ us and WE’RE GOING TO ITALY TO FISH FOR MARLINS WITH HIM BABIE!!!

aaah but fr fr, noya would think ur so cute and funny and nice like pls remy protecc my libero crackhead ty

ur second mini matchup is...

BOKUTO KOUTAROU

remy, u must be my clown match made in heaven bc ur getting MY TOP TWO FAV CHARACTERS WTH AGSHSHSHSH

okay, first of all, bokuto doesn’t understand the definition of the word ‘annoying’, so there’s no way in hell u could possibly bother him

if anything, he’d be the one bothering u ahshshhsh

but pls pls PLS facetime him during the ungodly hours of the night. he’s probably awake anyways, and he wants to talk to u just as much as u want to talk to him

fr fr tho, when u combine ur two brain cells with bokuto, sparks fly. literally...y’all are such clowns that u probably broke the light in the gym and caused a power outage ahshshhsh

u + bokuto = a massive migraine for akaashi (better give my pretty setter some advil extra strength in advance)

bokuto will laugh at ANY joke that comes out of ur mouth. it could legit be the worst thing u’ve ever said but this owl will be on the floor dying of laughter bc ur just so genuinely hilarious to him

bokuto finds the fact that ur short so cute and adorable! like u won’t even have to use ur legs anymore bc my mans is giving u piggy back rides everywhere u go lmaoo

he‘d highkey think that ur glasses make u even cuter, and he’d definitely goof around with u by taking ur glasses off ur face and holding them up in the air so u can’t reach them

akaashi always has to talk bokuto into giving them back to u lmaooo it’s so chaotic

but fr fr tho, u and bokuto would be a chaos couple and i live for it. the clownery that u two would cause is enough to form a whole circus agshshshh

[enchantedto]

some of y’all give me a migraine I stg

[brialavellan]

As much as the DA fandom gives me a migraine, I’d MUCH rather engage w DA fandom nonsense then even come near whatever “heavy metal music” fandom exists on here because the venn diagram where “black metal fan” and “not a terrible person” intersects is the thinnest sliver. 

I love black metal (mostly symphonic and prog metal) and it attracts the WORST people on the fucking planet I stg.

If I dared tell an Opeth fan that I also liked Alice in Chains or, even worse, any rap, he (because it is almost always ‘he’) might knife me on principle, while condescendingly lecturing at me.

Like, it’s to the point where any white man who primarily likes black metal is automatically suspect in my eyes until proven otherwise. It’s seriously up there with “likes Norse shit” or “has celtic cross tattoo”, the scene is that toxic.