#but it gets turned into her being a poor lil' darling who doesn't feel she deserves Byweph uwu

[butwhatifidothis]

It's funny how people once pointed out how Edelgard would say to Byleth that she didn't think that they belonged on the path that put them on her side - that Byleth wasn't meant to be here - to show off why CF was like. Not good. Because even the lord of the route is trying to tell the player that uhhh Byleth doesn't belong here, they're supposed to be on the other routes. Which checks with how the devs said that SS is the route the world-building is based on, and how within the game itself CF directly goes against SS' world-building.

It's like. It's like a pretty clear wink wink nudge nudge that the player Dun Goofed and was on the Bad Route with the Red Emperor who mows down any in her way. And which is further backed up by all the the bad implications in CF endings... and its mural... and throughout the story... and the explore dialogues... and Byleth's (and other characters') visible character regression...

But Edelstans have looked at that clear-as-day red flag through some damn fine rose-tinted glasses, and have completely turned that intent around. Nooo, we've got it all wrong, that wasn't any sort of nudge to the player that they're on the wrong path - that's Byleth defying their fate! That's them challenging what was meant for them to go down, and them forging their own path forward through the choices they made!

...Ignore how, if CF is an available route to go down, that would intrinsically make SS a choice as well. Because it is no longer the default in that scenario; one has to make the active choice to still side with the Church over Edelgard. Meaning, like. There is no fate to defy here.

...And ignore how this makes it sound as though this is the only choice Byleth makes about something in the game at that point. There's, well, AM and VW to consider, but even being a saint and ignoring the biggest flaw in this argument, there's still like. The Sealed Forest. You know, that moment when Byleth, not the player, chose to do something, of their own volition, and even against the wants of Rhea (the stand-in for fate, according to Edelstans)? Real funny how that never seems to ever be a factor in Edelstans' arguments about why Byleth needs Edelgard to learn how to make choices - they can do it just fine.

Just like they, Byleth, and not the player, chooses to side with Rhea and not Edelgard as the "default."

Like they NEVER seem to see that as a possibility! That Byleth CHOSE to side with Rhea! They say that's Byleth *~submitting to the whims of fate~* instead of giving Byleth any agency, because that would mean that Byleth would by default choose to defy Edelgard.

But you know what character does attribute Byleth's choosing Rhea as a result of their willful choices and agency?

I refer to an old screenshot:

The game is the one that is saying that Byleth actively and deliberately chose to go onto SS. Not only does nothing in the game support the idea that choosing Rhea/SS is something outside of Byleth's control/a result of strictly fate and nothing else, it literally says the complete opposite. But Edelstans are so hard-set on believing that Byleth can't be anything without Edelgard that they, ironically enough, force them to be by her side and deny any agency Byleth may have that takes them away from her. It's just... a sight to behold really lmao

[grizzlybearsarecool]

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My hearts trying to break free...

Warning - spelling mistakes, fluff, a confused Todoroki

It's just Todoroki tryna figure out why he gets sick around you but still it feels good and feel like sometimes when you do something affectionately why he feels like someone's attacking him in his stomach (poor lil boy) 🥹

•you don't get rejected always, keep on trying•

You were making your way to school while listening to your favourite song it always made you feel like the main character I mean who doesn't like being the main character?

You successfully made it inside the school building without getting kidnapped, murdered, getting hit by a car, getting lost etc...

You walked down the busy hallway as you saw people giving love letters to thier crushes.. people with sad faces because of getting rejected by their dream man/women... You were wondering why all this confessions were happening you went pass the school auditorium to see the entrance decorated with hearts and flowers and with the letters cut my glitter paper 'HAPPY VALENTINES 1 more day before valentine's and 4 more days to our valentine's dance!'...

That's when you start to realize you have a very big crush on todoroki but he just runs away from you like your presence is literally his death 💀..

You went to your locker, thinking about todoroki and taking your textbooks out for Chemistry and when you were making your way to chemistry you saw mina, deku, and ochako surrounded around todoroki u didn't want to annoy them so you just minded your business and went for Chemistry..

Todoroni pov:

"Guys y/n has a secret quirk.." Todo Boi

Said in an calm and concerned voice

"what do you mean todoro-" mina got cut off by the sweet cinnamon roll Izuku "WHAT! Y/n has a secret quirk how- why would she not say anything about it to me? What's it like todoroki? *Mummer mummer mummer* "

"ignore that Todo continue what you were saying.." mina said in curiosity.

"whenever, she looks at me I get nervous and sometimes when she does stuff I get hearts attacks that feel good and I feel like someones punching my stomach sometimes and it-" todoroni got cut off by the girls laughter "oh todoroki, your in looooveee!" Mina said in a teasing way.

"oh yes that's exactly how I feel around izuk-" 'I can float' slapped her mouth close with both her hands "mummer- hmm? Did anyone say my name?" Cinnamon roll asked in curiosity "NO IZUKU! NO ONE EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT YOUR NAME" ochako said panickingly. "Well I expected for me to get satisfied by you both accepting each other but.. back to you Todoroki!..." Mina said as the word sarcastic wrote itself on her words "How do I get rid of them?" Shoto asked innocently asked. "Well, you gotta confess or there is no way you can get rid of em no... It stays for ever if she accepts you I mean Todo you can feel like that forever" Uraraka said to todoroki hesitantly. " Sometimes, try taking your own advice ochako, now Todo you should go confess to y/n" mina said excitingly. "K," he ran off to find his beloved. "MINA Do you think he's gonna say I love you or SOMETHING ELSE?!? what ... What IF HE GETS REJECTED?!?" Ochako said scaredly "oh oh..."

(YALL, they should add more shades of letter colours bcz ochako and mina are both pink but I'm sorry mina I turned your text to minata and jiro color 😭")

POV OF THE BEAUTIFUL TODO'S PRINCESS Y/N L/N - (omg so beautiful 😭)

You were listening to more music peacefully copying down some notes you missed, sitting near a beautiful tree. You saw todoroki running towards you like he have some very serious news.. you got up bcz u felt like you should.

He reached you and started panting like a dog (kinda ho- no no gurl no NO!)

He calmed down and said "y/n everytime I see you my hot side cheek started to feel warm and what's weird is the same happens to my cold side cheek, and when you compliment me when I win a training fight I feel like someone punches my stomach and when you do something like a simple thing like talking to me I get heart attacks and it's like it my hearts trying to break free" he said I love you in a big speech but It wasn't and I love you for you the way he described it made it sound like he hates you.

"....you hate me that much?... what did I even do to you?" Y/n said brokenly.

"you make me sick everytime I see you- why are you crying?" Todo said worriedly

"do you have anything else to say? I friggin hate you.." you said and started running away from him as you cried yourself untill you got home..

He picked up your note book that you left near the tree and tried giving it back to you but you were already gone from his sight. He felt a little guilty for making you cry he has no idea what happened.

He took your note book home with him and set it down his table and went through it. He found his name and poems for him written all over the note book with hearts written all over, he remembered a romance movie he was forced to watch by mina.. there was a girl like who liked a boy, and she just wrote his name all over her books. Then he got it... 'she likes me too,... "maybe it was the way I said it" he repeated to the words you said to Siri and Siri replied to him saying

'that's really rude of you'

He felt bad. He wanted to make it up to you he researched about how to confess to girls how to make girls feel better etc, he called your friends to find out about every detail of you he worked on his y/n project whole night.

SATURDAY 5.30 P.M.

You were lying on your bed rolled up in your aesthetic comfy blanket with a squish mellow next to you as you were watching a movie that was not evolved to any type of Romance cause you were doing all this to feel better from yesterday's todoroki hates me speech. "that's really dum-" you heard a knock on your door your father and mother were out so you got a little scared you looked outside through your opened window hesitantly to see pokéball themed hair, and a big (when I say big ITS BIG DARLING) bouquet of your favourite flowers as you looked closer you realized it was todoroki "TODOROKI?!?" you slapped your mouth and hoped that he didn't hear you sudden vomit of words. He looked up at you as you blushed slightly "would you care to come down please, and accept these flowers and chocolates as a gift of my apologies to you?" He said charmingly "why the hell would I do that you hate me don't you do you think a bunch a flowers are gonna make me forgive you?!" You said loudly so he can hear "please, it's just a few words please ..." He asked in such a cute way. Your enemybor (your enemy neighbor) looked at you madly through their window, you felt a little awkward feeling and came to the thought of taking Todo inside. You ran downstairs and opened the door for todoroki "I'm not letting you in cause I feel bad for you it's because of the neighbors stares." You said sternly. "Look y/n-" he got cut off "oh, shut up please.." you said angrily "please y/n" he pleaded with innocent poppy dog eyes. "fine, better be a good explain" you rolled you eyes. He took a deep breath in "I meant to say how I feel around you but it came out wrong the guy punching my stomach was meant to be called butterflies I just described them in my sense I'm really sorry" he bowed to you and bent in his knees and said " please, y/n I need you in my life I'd rather die without you please all I meant to say is I love you" he handed you the big bouquet of expensive flowers. "Are you for real I'm so happy! I love you soo much todo-kun I'm really sorry too!" You said happily taking the flowers from him. "that's great, do you want to go to the dance? I don't like the crowd that much but If you want to go we should go." he charmingly smiled at you with pink dusted on his cheeks. "No we should watch a movie and stay in our home comfort wrapped in a blanket enjoying each other's presence while others suffer in itchy uncomfy costumes in the dance!" You confessed you idea and todoroki happily agreed and then you sat next to each other and talked about you lives

As you were feeding yourselves the chocolate todoroki brought shoto got reminded of something important "by the way, here's your notebook you left it in school I went through it, you spelled my name wrong in the 3rd sentence of your poem." he said while hiding his face away from you and rubbing his neck "Have your mom not told you to no to go through people stuff?!?" You said embarrassed while forming into the cutest beetroot "no but, my mom thought me how dangerous and hot a kettle can be besides you my girl friend now." He said innocently "oh, you sweetheart Todo" you said while petting his head "oh no... It's happening again y/n.... it's doing it again." he said as concern was all over his face "why?!? Are you good?" You said worriedly "my hearts trying to break free.."

I don't wanna fix more errors my hands are litterely broken y I'm sorry I hope you enjoy this and feel free to tap double times and give me a like if you like this as always if you think I need to improve feel free to give me a piece of advice have a great day and stay beautiful!

[yanban-san]

"Honestly this idea probably deserves a drabble at some point- I am loving the idea of the servitor depot agents having panic attacks over Darling liking them a little too much-"

That would be fucking amazing! That poor agent. If reader is devious than they might've brought the agent to one of those restaurants that has low lighting and enclosed booths for privacy before springing the one night stand offer on them. Or even waited until the end of the night and ask the depot agent to walk them home and then spring on them there. I can see it now, the reader leaning on them with a giggle after making their offer, waiting for their answer. The poor agent has broken out into a cold sweat and is staring in fright at the wall behind the reader at the mass of white feathers writing and struggling to exit the wall, held back by a single black tentacle. The feeling on inpending doom if he doesn't start talking fast and find a way to redirect the reader. The agent is praying for someone, anyone to him! Then someone calls out a greeting to the reader, drawing her attention away from the agent. Elesa had coincidently stopped by the restaurant to share a meal with Skyla and had spotted the danger on her way back from the bathroom. Somehow they manage to redirect the reader into gushing about the twins and their work (Elesa and Skyla moved to their table) and the agent is near crying from happiness from being saved. They manage to get the reader on their way home safely, before turning to each other and exchanging numbers to bond later over the stress of having to deal with the twins. Elesa and the agent deserve to have a friend who understands what they're going through. I imagine it probably goes something like this.

✨️: Bestie, you would not beLIEVE the bullshit they just pulled.

🦇: 👀 What did they do now???

✨️: Do you remember the ice cream parlor up on the corner of Rhydon and Sticks?

🦇: Kind of???

🦇: Oh. Oh no.

✨️: I was walking home with y/n last night and she pointed it out and joked that the new Cherri Pistachio flavor was 'an insult to humanity and the whole place needed to be erased from existence for its sins'

🦇: Isn't that the only parlor in the city that carried you and y/n's favorite kind of ice cream???

✨️: YESSSSSSSSSS 😢😭😭😭

🦇: hopefully it doesn't take them a week to remember that fact like last time

(Sorry if the text exchange seems weird. I am not a good writer, what so ever. I did want to get my ideas off of my chest though, hopefully it got a laugh)

sahgahkag Don't worry Tiny I fuckin LOVE this it's hilarious (btw apologies for taking a good long while to answer this ^^”)

I imagine Elesa would have quite a shocked reaction once she learns that the Depot Workers themselves are magical servants made by the twins to be the ideal crew for managing a magical subway system- At first wary, but then realizes... the Depot Agents are strangely better at acting human than the twins are; probably due to the lack of overwhelming eldritch power and arcane knowledge they possess.

Anyway, on to the drabble- That actually ended up tying into what I’m doing with Recordatio and Communion(ication)

Also made reader a lil on the insecure side for this as well.

Tags: NSFW Mentions, Poly, Demon/Monster AU, AFAB reader

Under Cut for the NSFW-ness and the fact it is long

Word Ct: 3.5k

—— Darling shoots their shot with their coworker, Depot Agent Jackie- saying they've always thought them to be... rather handsome, pretty attractive; and uh, well, Agent Jackie has always seemed to be rather amiable to you, and if it’s not too much, would- Would he be interested at all in… coming back to your place for an evening together? To put it as delicately as you could.

And Agent Jackie immediately recognizes exactly what you’re implying. He’s- well, first of all, flattered- And how could he not be? You’re the chosen soulmate of his creators. He has you and your whims to thank for existing in the first place, technically- Although he doesn’t feel any sort of romantic affections for you at all. To him, if not for the fact that his masters- his Gods- adored you, obsessing over you with such intensity that they’d move the very divine spheres of creation to bring about their opportunity to meet you in this world- You would just be a regular human, no different than any of the thousands of passengers on the trains he helped to run day by day.

But now, you were asking him- to- come back- to your place? That implied you liked him.

That you liked him more than the Station Masters.

Oh Sinnoh Above.

And thus, secondly, Jackie felt pure, abject terror. He respected and revered his masters- But he knew just how utterly terrifying they really could be, especially to anyone or anything that dared to interfere with their plans; Their wrath brought down Gods- and countless hoards of their own kind. It could reduce Unova to ashes in mere seconds, if they were feeling merciful. What was he to them? Nothing but a useful puppet, he assumed- Something that assisted in their plans. They could- And would- discard of him at the drop of their hats if he became bothersome.

To say they adored you was putting it lightly; They were utterly obsessed with you. You were so innocently unaware of the power you wielded, having two Eldritch Demons for soulmates; And the danger you were in as a result, as well.

And now, you were also unaware of the danger you’d brought down on Jackie’s head, as well.

But no matter! He was an expert Depot Agent- A master in managing uncomfortable situations through hundreds of interactions with inappropriate, rude, aggressive passengers, fielding awkward inquiries from journalists and reporters who wouldn’t leave him and the other agents alone- A master at conversation, deflection, and diffusion.

Why could he not redirect your interest in him to his masters? They’d probably thank him too!

You fiddled with the straw of your drink- Some sort of margarita you’d ordered. Coconut. Lime. Freezing cold. With an extra shot of tequila. Not much a drinker, but trying to get a little tipsy to work up the courage to ask this of your coworker. You felt guilty yourself- You weren’t even asking this of Jackie because you liked him specifically, but because…

No. Admitting that to yourself was way too difficult.

You looked up at Jackie; A warm, almost mischievous smile across your face. He was certainly very handsome, you noted. His black hair was beautiful, and his side burns clung to his cheeks, curling and frizzy- amid the cute tousled locks on his head. You were honestly amazed at how pretty and handsome so many of your coworkers looked. It almost felt like it was a requirement to be unnaturally beautiful to be hired at Gear Station, you had kidded to yourself. Jackie was certainly no exception to the rule, and you did have to admit- He really was quite cute.

Especially with those sideburns- and when he frowned or smiled especially hard. And his silver eyes…

You couldn’t have the Subway Bosses, you knew. You were a simple Depot Agent, working for them. And even if Ingo or Emmet wanted to date someone working for them- Well, you’d seen your coworkers. Some of the women working at Gear Station made you turn your head more than once- And you were only slightly bitter over the idea- The twins would probably- No, they absolutely would- pick your coworkers over you ten out of ten times. You just couldn’t compete. And even if it wasn’t in comparison to your appearance, still no. The Subway Bosses were Legendary trainers. World-Renowned, in a way. Champions- League Champions, World Champions, Regional Champions- Sometimes came through Gear Station only to be absolutely humiliated in battle against the twins. It was bad enough facing off against one of them- But both? You’d seen them. Ruthless. They had a clean sweep of Champion Alder’s team, even- And of the entire Elite Four, without resting or healing up in between battles.They were both handsome to boot, smart, clever- funny, efficient, hardworking, beautiful…

There was no way they’d look at you. Ever. Sure, you’d been having so much good luck lately- Even landing your job at Gear Station was lucky, you knew. But to catch the eyes of one of the Subway Bosses? No. Not with all the luck in the world- It would take a divine miracle to make them even acknowledge you as anything other than one of their employees.

But still, those facts didn’t stop them from stealing your heart and making you quietly and desperately pine after the pair.

And then being around them was Hell. Every day it seemed to take more and more willpower not to just turn to one or the other or both of them and ask- no, beg them to consider taking you on a date, even if it cost you your dignity and/or your job. Ingo’s voice perpetually echoed in your ear. A low tenor- A sonorous murmur- Asking if you were alright… If there was anything he could get you- And how he was always happy to assist you. The words took on other meanings to you, and you’d forget whatever he’d been talking about- Oh to hear that pretty voice talking to you intimately- You’d have dropped to your knees in an instant if he’d even just whispered for you to do so. How you wanted to see his pretty face upturned to your own, leaning up to kiss you affectionately- He’d called you Dear- And your own name on his lips made your heart flutter madly.

You thought of the way Emmet liked to grab you. In the heat of the moment you always “forgot” to tell your boss that it made you uncomfortable; Unable to find a otherwise polite way of saying you were going to go change undergarments in a minute because you were a fucking mess between your legs. His hand on your shoulder was enough to make you feel flushed and hot, not to mention the absolutely adorably innocent way he’d ask several times if you were feeling okay. You knew you were a blushing mess, and every single time every thought in your head went away and got replaced by blank static while you muttered out that sure, you were fine-

It didn’t matter which one it was, both of them made you horribly aroused and wet just by being in their presence- And for some Sinnoh-damned reason, no matter what you did…

You couldn’t even masturbate about it either. Your favorite erotica just didn’t do it anymore- And your internet was so slow and horrible that you couldn’t get a single video to play either! Although, to be fair, it wasn’t like train conductor porn was a common tag to find on any XXX video site, or even… written erotica. The few times you had, the comments were full of rail maniacs pointing out inaccuracies and nothing else, and you’d been unable to focus on the actual porn.

Nothing worked.

And you were growing desperate.

You could not have the Subway Bosses. They were your bosses, first and foremost- And they were so far above you in every category, of course they’d never look at you as a potential love interest!

So what to do? You couldn’t satisfy yourself. And you couldn’t get to the source of your pain, either.

So you turned to the next best thing.

Looking for someone who… resembled them. Just for a fling, of course!

Not that you wanted to admit to Jackie that the whole reason you’d picked him was because he resembled the Subway Bosses. He had similar sideburn things. His eyes were a dusty silver-gray. His smile and frown could make him look like Ingo or Emmet- And he could do a mean impression of the twin’s demeanor. He was a similar height. Similar build.

He would do.

“So, uh- What do you say, Jackie?” You asked coyly. You smiled up at him, face tinged with blush. “It’s not, uh- I don’t want anything permanent, of course- It’d just be a night together, right?”

And Jackie blushed fiercely- His eyes wide, and he almost looked- frightened? No, definitely surprised, you decided. He smiled weakly, letting out a soft laugh.

“Oh dear…” He trailed off, coughing into his fist- His eyes were looking everywhere but your own. Oh no. Please don’t-, you thought-

“I’m- I’m quite flattered, I really am, Miss- But uh, I just couldn’t. I simple can’t. You’re a very attractive young woman, yes- But- I have a strict policy against dating anyone from work,” He added. “And uh, I don’t do… er, flings- Not that I have anything against those who do, or anything!”

Gods this was an awkward conversation- At least, Jackie thought, his masters weren’t here to-

Oh no.

While his eyes darted everywhere else but yours, he locked onto a pair of silver eyes- Glowing with malice.

Lord Kudari, who had turned around in his seat to glare at Jackie- And also you. His smile was clearly strained, and Jackie knew exactly what his master was thinking.

Go on, Little Agent. See what happens if you don’t somehow turn this around immediately.

Jackie’s expression fell, and all the color drained from his face as his adrenaline shot through the roof. He was sixty seconds from being killed- And his face fell even more when Lord Nobori ominously leaned over from his seat as well, looking even less amused than his brother.

“Please, Jackie-” You continued- Sinnoh above you sounded pathetic- “Are you sure you wouldn’t reconsider? You said it yourself- I’m attractive, aren’t I?”

“Y-Yes, of course Miss!” He added, beginning to panic. “But- Really, I don’t do one-offs, ever! Please- er, respect that.”

You sighed heavily, embarrassed. “All right, I’m sorry I made you uncomfortable- I shouldn’t have pressed you like that, Jackie.” You took another sip of the margarita. “Could you forget this conversation ever happened between us?”

“Of course, Miss! Water under the bridges, and all that.” He smiled brightly. “Though I have to ask- Why me? Especially- Well, you didn’t strike me as the type to like… flings, exactly.”

“I’m… Well, I’m not,” You admitted. “It’s just- Arceus above, I’ve been so frustrated lately. And- Well, you’re exactly my type! I’ve never done something like this before, and- Well, I would prefer a long-term relationship, but not right now.”

Jackie felt a new rush of fear- And felt something grip his leg tightly. “You- You think I’m your type, you say? And why don’t you want a relationship right now?”

You weren’t about to admit to Jackie that it was because you were desperately trying to get over your infatuation with the Station Masters- You absolutely couldn’t ask anyone out on an actual date with the way you were towards your bosses right now.

“Well- yes- You have a really cute face. And uh, I’m avoiding relationships right now for uh, personal reasons.”

“That’s uh, interesting- I thought- I would’ve thought the Station Masters would be more your type, haha!”

“Oh, those two? Psht, Not in a million years!” You kidded- They wouldn’t take you in a million years, of course- You would’ve taken them at the drop of a hat.

Unfortunately, that was not the way Jackie interpreted that line.

And not the way the two Station Masters who were listening in with rapt attention interpreted it either. Ingo’s claws scraped at the edge of the table they were sitting at- And Emmet snapped the metal fork he was holding, bending and twisting it- Not in a million years would you take them, you said? You preferred that little Depot Agent to them so much? How dare you. Jackie was panicking even worse now. How- What was he supposed to do now?

Well, at least he’d had a pretty good run at this whole “being alive” thing. He was certainly going to miss Gear Station. He silently prayed- Not exactly to Arceus, but to any God- Heck even his own masters- He didn’t want for this to happen either!

“Agent Jackie!” A familiar voice called out to him.

ELESA! Jackie waved her over enthusiastically. Maybe Arceus didn’t hate him as much as he’d thought! “Miss Elesa! Fancy seeing you here!” He shouted through gritted teeth. Elesa came over to say hi- And he turned to you to continue your conversation.

“I find that remark rather strange, though Miss- Why on Earth wouldn’t you want to date the Station Masters? They’re respectable and, well, a lot of the ladies tend to find them pretty attractive.”

Elesa, meanwhile, had alarm bells ringing in her head- She saw Emmet and Ingo seated at a table together- Staring over at your table like a flock of starving Wingulls over a beached Finneon. Emmet was twisting a metal fork in his hand like it was limp noodle of spaghetti, and the dark look on Ingo’s face was borderline murderous.

And now this. Your coworker was desperately trying to catch her up to speed on the most important bit of whatever trainwreck of a conversation you’d been having earlier-

“Whatcha talkin’ about?” Another cheery voice asked, popping up behind Elesa.

Skyla. A very good friend of Elesa’s. Evidently out for a girl’s night? Date? Who knew? Elesa did.

“Oh, uh- Skyla! These are two of my friends from Gear Station.” She introduced you to the Mistralton Gym Leader- And Jackie, as well.

“Pleasure to meet ya!” Skyla remarked, smiling brightly.

“But anyway, what was that about not liking the Station Masters? I thought you liked them!” Elesa remarked. Please be them misunderstanding whatever you, just said Please be them misunderstanding whatever you just said-

You were rather flustered- Why was Agent Jackie and now Gym Leader Elesa demanding to know your thoughts on your bosses with the Mistralton Gym Leader hovering over you-

“W-Well, it’s not like I don’t think they’re handsome- Or anything like that,” You added bashfully. You were certainly not going to be divulging the depth of your… desires for your bosses to your coworker and two famous Gym Leaders, one of whom you’d literally just met. “It’s just-”

“They are pretty handsome, aren’t they?!” Elesa agreed excitedly- And Skyla stared at her friend with an expression somewhere between horrified and utter confusion. Handsome? Those two creepy muppet men, with their bizarre frog mouths- who talked in sync, walked in sync, seemingly having appeared out of nowhere one day- looking like menacing, train-themed clowns? Handsome?!

“Yea.” You agreed, a slight blush settling on your face. Jackie interjected. “What was that you were about to say?” You looked up again. “O-Oh, it was just- Well, You know how they’re such good pokemon trainers, you know? They’re famous, they’re powerful trainers, hardworking, cool… I doubt either of them would- Er, I mean, I just couldn’t. They’re out of my league.”

Elesa was only mildly dumbstruck; Jackie, on the other hand, was utterly dumbfounded.

You couldn’t be that oblivious, could you?

Your attention was on Miss Elesa and Skyla- Jackie was desperately gesticulating to his two masters in the corner whose expressions had changed from what had looked like We-Are-Actively-Plotting-Your-Murder to what now looked something in between blushing from the compliments their beloved had given to them, and intense confusion- You didn’t like powerful, hardworking, handsome, cool guys…?

But that went against everything they’d learned about your preferences. And they knew now you at least admired them- So why did that make it not okay for you to ask them out??

They would have to ask Miss Elesa about this later, they decided- But before they could move again, Elesa had turned to them- Jackie distracting you- and motioned for them to leave, a strange, stressed out look on the model’s face.

The absolute audacity of this mere mortal, Emmet thought- He would leave when he wanted to- Ingo turned his attention to his brother. “I actually agree with Miss Elesa, brother.” He whispered. Emmet turned to face his twin. “But Darling-” “Miss Elesa has it… dealt with, I believe. Though we shall intervene if necessary.”

And they disappeared as quickly as they’d materialized.

---

Eventually you all said your farewells- Agent Jackie left, texting a quick and heartfelt

[THANK YOU T vT]

to Miss Elesa; And you went home, alone again for the evening.

Elesa smiled at the text as she finally sat down with Skyla, and then put away her XTransceiver.

“So, Skyla- Why’d you want to meet up so urgently?”

Skyla dryly smirked back at her old friend.

She knew Elesa quite well- The two were as close as sisters, in some respects. She held up a piece of paper. Small, square- and evidently with something on the other side.

“I had nooo idea you thought the Subway Bosses were attractive, Elesa.” Elesa looked confused; No, no she did not- Especially since she knew what they really were- “Oh, you’ve got it wrong! I’m trying to help my friend- confess to one of them, She’s awfully shy, isn’t she?” Skyla’s smile disappeared. She knew Elesa very well. The two were as close as sisters. In many ways. And she could tell when Elesa was hiding something. She slammed the square on the table.

And Elesa looked down, the color draining from her face. After all the stupidity she’d dealt with from the twins- No, no no- not again- A photo. Of a four-armed blur that resembled the Station Master Emmet- with strange lights and stranger shapes around him- “Something strange is happening at Gear Station,” Skyla repeated. Oh no. “Don’t let this photo get deleted, no matter what.”

Elesa felt a bead of sweat run down her face. Skyla leaned back, watching her friend closely. “Oh, that photo? It’s- I’d forgotten all about that! It was just a bad photoshop prank, Skyla- I’m- I’m sorry for making you worry, but that was nothing!” Skyla looked at Elesa, studying her face. Oh, Elesa. The two of them were as close as sisters. And Elesa knew- And Skyla knew- Skyla could tell when Elesa was lying. And Elesa knew- that Skyla knew.

That she was telling an incredibly dumb lie.

There really wasn’t an end to this nonsense, was there?

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On a side note, of course Elesa makes friends with the Depot Agents! They’re infinitely friendlier and far nicer than Ingo and Emmet are, and they’re like wizards- Warlocks? Clerics? Who get cool magical powers from their masters as well, and once they learn that Elesa knows the secrets of Gear Station are absolutely 100% showing off the cool magical powers they were given for the explicit purpose of keeping the Station safe and secure from any threats- After all, Miss Elesa is a regular ol’ human being and she’s suuuper cool!

And you think they’d erase the entire ice cream parlor??? The one that had YOUR favorite flavor of ice cream? No, of course not! However, you notice that awful weird flavor you hated is gone from the menu-

Yet you fail to notice that the person who made it in the first place seems to be... absent as well.

We’re gonna need some Depot Agents Gossip now... I love the ice cream parlor story asdjh

[x-nephophile-x]

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HOW THE TURN TABLES MY DARLING So 11 yeah? im cheating and im doing mostly sentences but some snippets because i got brainrot. 1: She exhales slowly, slowing the car to a stop to let a small pack of Mesmenir cross the road. Their hooves clomp rhythmically , horns like flagstaffs upon their heads as they march ever forward, like a loyal army, following the leader of the pack. There's no warmth or comfort to be found in the sight and all it does instead is earn a heavy, burning glare.

2: It was worth it, to be allowed this moment, knowing she did her job, protected him somehow, so he gets the privilege of sitting here, alive and well and solving a puzzle and not Gods know where in Insomnia, lost in the chaos, being run through by an MT, dead in an alleyway--

3: "Do you miss him?" There's a beat of silence, two lost souls sitting in the ashes of everything they once knew, loved, questions without answers the only things left to be found. "Every day," Libertus finally says, slowly, gruffly, as if the thought might break them both, and maybe he's right.

4: The two take a breath, slow and unsteady and just as unsure as the future ahead of them, yet it overtakes them nonetheless.

5: “You know, you’re making me feel like quite the poor host!” the Chancellor bemoans dramatically, narrowing his gaze at her, “or perhaps you’re simply being an ungrateful guest.”

6: “You must think I’m royally stupid to take anything you offer me.” “I think you’re royally stubborn.”

7: “You’re going to get us—"

Immortal.

“Me, killed,” she growls back at him.

8: “Look at you, you’re simply a mess,” he kneels to her, hand reaching for her chin, but she swats it away.

“Don’t touch me.”

“So antagonistic. One would think you’d be grateful to the man who just saved your life.”

9: He’s been calculating everything from the start and this? This is not calculated. This is a mess, a world exploding into pieces, and he’d inadvertently ended up at the center of the blast with her. 10: (From a SilverV longfic thats gonna devour me once i get this FFXV brainrot under control again afkskfksf) Turns out he doesn’t have to say anything at all because before he can think, V’s thrown herself at him, wrapping her arms tightly around his neck, pressing her wet form against his and it’s the most grounded and the most unstable he’s sure he’s ever felt. “Fuck, you’re alive, you’re real, oh my God, you’re fucking real,” she mutters, to him or to herself or both since that was one and the same not but an hour ago. 11: (From a lil snippet thing I still have about my Baldur's Gate 3 character who eventually loses her eyesight in her left eye during combat) "Get up, get up," Astarion's voice meets her ears, his hands on her arms when she doesn't comply, can't even think coherently enough to understand what he's commanding her to do, why, until she's finally on her feet and he's practically dragging her body along.

[everyhowlmarksthedead]

@rebelwrites ✨

When I opened this blog, I would never thought I could find someone like you. You're the most kind, lovely, funny and badass person ever. We started talking because of our language problems, sharing spanish-english translations, and you have become an important person to me. We're talking the whole damn day, about writings, about Mayans, about SOA, making jokes and having fun. You have helped me whenever I had a mental breakdown, giving me all the support on the world, and I couldn't be more proud of calling you my friend. Sending you a big hug with a lot of love from Spain, I will let you read why I wrote for you. And I just hope you have the best birthday ever surrounded by your friends, family and Kiwi. I love you, my lil slut ❤✨

When Heather wakes up lonely on her birthday morning, she's confused. And a little bit pissed, waiting to do it surrounded by Jax arms. She palms his side of the mattress to check that it's cold, so he probably had to leave the house for some club shit. Putting on her glasses and stepping out from the bed, she walks out of their shared room wearing nothing but one of his large black shirts. Grabbing the fabric in a fist, she takes a deep breath feeling less lonely as Jax's scent fills up his lungs. But some strange noises inside the kitchen push her out of his bubble.

Arching a brown eyebrow over the glasses, pulling the blonde locks of hair to a side, she sticks out her head off the frame to find Happy fighting with the coffeemaker.

“Son of a bitch… I'm going to fucking ki—”.

“Open the lash on the top and put the capsule inside”.

The man stares at her in silence, as if she talked to him in another language. Rolling her eyes, Heather takes some steps closer to follow the same instructions she had given him literally two seconds ago. He is fascinated.

“So, what are you doing here?”

“Birthday”. He replies, as he points himself.

Squinting until she gets the joke, she can't help but break into loud laughs, scaring Happy for a moment because he wasn't expecting. Scaring. Happy.

“Jax asked me to pick you up”.

“No, thanks. I don't wanna die”.

“But you have to come with me”.

“For what?”

Nothing. Not a single word. He has already met his quota of conversation for the rest of the day. When the coffee is ready and the man is going to take the mug, Heather is fast clicking her tongue repeatedly.

“Make yours, grown man”.

A growl escapes from his mouth, watching him close his hands in two fists.

After a warm shower fantasizing about what her husband has prepared for today, she is ready to wear some clothes before leaving. Excited and with a bunch of ideas running through his head, she puts on a pair of ripped jeans with a comfy white shirt under a black squared franel shirt and her favorite jacket leather. Sitting on the edge of the bed, she finishes the outfit with her favorite pair of camel Timberland boots. Jax has tried a thousand times to convince her of changing them for a new pair, but she refuses, keeping that pair because it was the first gift that he made her.

Getting out from her room, tying up her hair on a messy bun and grabbing her bag, she follows Happy to the outside. Putting on the helmet, knowing that she will have to re-make her hairstyle, Heather sits behind the man not sure if it's a good idea; questioning herself why she can't simply drive her red Ford Fiesta to wherever they're going.

And she is starting to understand it after reaching the racing circuit in the surroundings of Charming. Jackson is already there, resting his body against a long car covered by a black sleeve. The smile on his face grows a little more when the president can make eye-contact with her. Jumping out from Happy's bike and giving him back the helmet, they meet halfway. Jax doesn't doubt, welcoming her between his arms and filling up her face with a bunch of tender kisses.

“Happy birthday, wifey”. His tone of voice is full of happiness and love, placing an arm over Heather's shoulders. “Ready to open your present?”

“Isn't this place too public to take off your jeans?”

The loud laughter that Jax utters makes her giggle. It's not like she can avoid these kinds of comments with someone like her husband.

“C'mon, lil slut”. He hums leading her to the car.

With nervous fingers, she pulls the cover out to the floor. Her heart races too fast, alternating her attention between the present and the man proudly smiling by her side. An immaculate red Mustang Shelby GT500 of '65, with two white strips crossing the whole body. Freshly restored just for her. Her dream car. Heather has talked about it like a hundred times with Jax, but she would never have thought that his husband could find one and all the pieces and original spare parts to tune it up.

She wants to say something, but her vocal cords look like they are freezed right now. Turning at the blonde man, starting to worry just in case she doesn't like the present, she practically jumps onto him. He can't help but cry. Since the first moment they two meet, the only thing that Jax has wanted is to make her happy. To make her laugh. To make her feel loved. To make her feel the most important person in his life. She is. For him, there's no one else but his amazing wife.

“Do you wanna ride it?” He murmurs into her ear, holding her tightly against his body. She nods in silence, she can't talk yet.

When the grip loosens, she takes off her glasses to clean the tears in her eyes, using the fist of the sleeve as her steps continue to her new stunning car. The smell of gingerbread fills her lungs, as soon as she opens the driver door, focusing her eyes on the air-freshener hanging from the rear view mirror. Jax can't help but break into loud laughter, as he sees her face looking at the item with a picture of him. Shirtless. The kinds of ideas that only he could have, obviously.

And it's like a damn fantasy. Not seeing her husband terrified on the copilot seat, but how fast her Mustang rides. Taking the curves like in a damn Daqar, almost putting it onto two wheels and speeding up on the long straight. The engine roars like a furious lion, vibrating the road under it. She loves the velocity. It makes her feel like the freedom after a lockdown. Heather has no words to explain it. But the happiness that runs her body is like touching the sky, with Eminem playing through the speakers just like in a dream.

And even if she thinks that the day wouldn't be better, her mind changes as soon as she reaches the yard of the clubhouse, driving her Mustang with Jax riding his bike by her side. A big birthday's banner welcomes her at Teller-Morrow. There are white balloons all around, the crew cheering her up with claps and whistles, before starting to sing to her.

Jax has been preparing it since a month ago, wanting it to be the perfect day just for his wifey. He would give her the moon, if she asks for it. Layla is the first one on hugging her, tightly and transmitting her all the love in the world; before being interrupted by the high-pitched barks of Kiwi. Of course, she should have been there too. Taking her best friend into her arms, receiving a bunch of dearly licks all around, Heather goes straight to Chibs and Opie to melt themselves into a big warm hug.

“Happe' berday', lass”.

“Hope you like what we did. We put on it our best”. Opie says about crying, seeing her so happy, aware that she deserves only good things in life.

“Yeah, but where's the pizza?” She asks with some chuckles, making them laugh.

“Next to the coffee, darling”.

Jackson takes her wife into his arms, leaving the poor Kiwi between their bodies not knowing who she has to lick now.

“Thank you for that, husby”. Heather pouts at him, looking at his god-damn-hot man through her eyelashes.

“You don't have to, my love. You know I would give my life for you, for seeing you smile. That's the only thing I want”. He replies, showing her that charming grin that makes her shake. “I love you more than anything, Heather. I can't imagine a day without making you happy. I can't imagine a fucking day without you”.

[stimmypaw]

Stimmypaw reads Darkest Night! The fourth text post!

Back with these uh live reading comments! Remember those? yeah! I'm on the fourth book of Warrior Cats: A Vision of Shadows :D I read The Apprentice's Quest and Thunder and Shadow and Shattered Sky and now!! I'm here :D and boy did I have a time. Click read more to see it!

NEEDLETAIL?????????

Needletail???????????

What?????

OH???????

Wh THIS GUY IS TALKIN 2 DEAD PEOPLE????

HOW WHO IS THAT

OH MY GOD

These guys are weak and dumb skyclan is epic and sharing the territory with them is good, but of course sparkpelt isn't dealing well with change wink wink nudge wink nudge nudge huh???? (this is a nod to how I project into her and say shes autistic)

I am getting anxious for tinycloud SERIOUSLY how much longer until those kits??? Everyday you show up and its WOW my tummy ssure is HUGE AND BULGING I just Wonder Oh When They'll Be Born, probably pretty soon!!! :) and then they arent!!!! Birth dammit!!!

Cherryfall cut the sick and hurt cats some slack jeez youre Fine, youre not feeding half the forest and you have THREE medicine cats ready to help you if youre not feeling well

Bastard Cherryfall I hate you /lh

Dovewing and Tigerheart have relationship drama again. What is UP with those two I simply do not understand them

Watching Bramblestar trying to control this bizarre situation is actually funny he is so close to screaming "PLEASE dont be mad :c"

SOON WHEN???? JUST KIT THOSE KITTENS DAMMIT

Get her, Alderheart

They LITERALLY said something about sharing the territory, they were like "Stars have five points baby and we need those 5 clans togetherrrr" what else do these cats want??? I know its a big change but its necessary

Wait everyone shut up that cat is named Podlight this is so important to me

Dang these cats are really still struggling :c I wish they didnt blame each other

Harestar is so cool

What the FUCK mistystar????

God what a disaster of a gathering Starclan is gonna be so pissed everyone is doing the opposite of what they should

I was holding my breath oof

I hope thunderclan gives some territory too thats too small a space for Skyclan

Oh boy oh boy oh boy i am Anxious for these Kitties

Violetpaw is me having nightmares every night

Macgyver is a heavily gringue name and I have No Clue how to say it how the hell do you say it

Update its either Mick Guyver or Mac Guyver apparently

Its fun to see how different the sisters are from one another, I love them both

I also love their mom with the name identical to puddleshine wish I got to meet her

IM CRYING BRO........M...MDB.....NFBANN.....VIOLETPAW BELONGS MY DARLING MY DAUGHTER

Sadly Twigpaw is for gender binarism 😔 /j

Twigpaw is often in her thoughts and doesn't pay attention to anything around her and I love her for that

Bad news Finpaw is gonna lose his tail, good news I can draw his tail fin-shaped

Puddleshine surgeon moment!!!

I love Graystripe and Millie

And I love that being flirty is a part of Sparkpelt's personality, I don't know what Alderheart is talking about she's always been dandelion-headed

Ok this is epic, I’m glad we’re breaking gender roles in Warrior Cats my heart dropped when the books called Briarlight cr*ppled, that’s the thing they promised not to do anymore recently right? I’m not sure but, I could use some uh less ableism on my Warrior Cats, the series is old but the newer books should be better, so yeah, good modernize these cats babyyy

OH COOL Skyclan journey!!! Fun I hope they find someone :] also fuck Molewhisker and Cherryfall bastards.

Jayfeather is gonna miss Alderheart too much for him to leave hehehe

ALL of Starclan showed up just to call out Riverclan pahahah

oooo is shadowclan haunted?????

FINALLY TINYCLOUD IS KITTING YES GOD YES GO QUEEN GOOOO!!!!

I wonder why Twigpaw wants to stay behind, there has to be more than just the camp stuff

"I wish I were more positive like Twigpaw, but at least I'm just as scarred by the death of my loved ones as my dad :] I like being like him"

Violetpaw witnesses a car crash 😔 that was a bit messy what happened to those cars also why the hell was one of them smaller was it a bike??? Or ???? Idk what's up with it!!!

Needletail just happens to have slow-down turned on for her on the discord chat so she can only say like a few words each hour :/ why the hell is she here tho Violetpaw needs to get OVER your death!!!!

This short exchange has made me love Dewpaw

Also, I love Twigpaw, I still wonder why she stayed behind tho

Ahh, is it cus she feels too estranged from her family :c ? I wish her mom was around maybe that would help

Jee Twigpaw be a tad more empathic, I can see Twigpaw struggles with that sometimes

You can't cheer him up right now he's grieving, just find him on common ground, talk to him, don't try to make him happy just try to keep him company

Oh wow finpaw that's a dangerous thing to say I hope Twigpaw doesn't crumble under the pressure to never be sad because people like her because she's happy and her being sad would be bad

ALSO I JUST REMMEMBRERD UH TWIGPAW MENTIONED BRIARLIGHT BUT BERRYNOSE IS RIGHT THERE???? HE IS RIGHT HE DIDNT DIE OFF SCREEN IM SURE OF IT WAIY

BERRYNOSS IS RIGHT THERE I CHDCKED!!!! HE LOST HIS TAIL TOO AND HES A GREAT WARRIOR, TWIGPAW!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED IT ITS MORE RELATABLE

Okay I'm glad they're getting along this is nice

Oh look twigpaw you Are like your father :] this is cute

Skyclan begins to fish competitively I'm glad

I like it when medicine cats bicker about their leader's behaviors ehheheh, Jayfeather talking about how weak Shadowclan is, Alderheart being annoyed at his father for wanting to stay silent, the others worried about the tensions this is all cheff the kisser

Jayfeather spitting the truths about how Starclan doesn't know shit, and he is very much one to speak

Puddleshine: Rowanstar stepped up the patrols :c

Leadstar: He has warriors enough for that?? Damn good for him

Dang poor Skyclan I hope they manage stuff better soon

Oooo the girls are fighting!!!

Alderheart starclan anxiety time dang

Sheep :]

Needletail :[

I'm sad Ravenpaw isn't here, this is a lovely reunion scene but knowing Barley will be alone when they all leave breaks my heart

Oh, maybe not, but if they stay I'll be sad also cus Skyclan needs its warriors

Aw man, Twigpaw is struggling :c

OUCH

I WANT SKYCLAN 2 SWIM THO......

Omg crimes

That sounds kinda possessive twigpaw!

DOVEWING?????

T

WhHAHAGAHAHA WHERE DID THAT COME FROM

omg tigerstar 2 real

Whats he gonna do to rowanstar???

ALRIGHT THATA OVER THEN PAHAHA

Aw, I'm glad they're having fun tho, and that twigpaw sees herself as skyclan

Alderheart, as he meets someone for the first time in a while: ARE YOU OKAY???

Blackstar protagonist moment

The medicine cats: our gods are toying with us again and destiny is uncertain

Leaders: I cannot DO this right now PLEASE leave and let me care for The Real Issues

Alderheart: YOU WILL hang out at my house Willowshine this isn't up for debate

Riverclan suffered enough and it's their turn to throw a tantrum about it, honestly good for them hsghahah

Alderheart asks his father to go on a quest to check people's feet

WHAT THR HELL IS A CANTANKEROUS

Alderheart and Willowpelt sitting there watching Shadowclan fight

This is really funny

HEWWO????

Puddleshine, in his eyes: help help

I love Skyclan

Ok this sounds like it's gonna be very very fun

Mission impossible: Escape From São Paulo

Oh, is Fallowfern deaf? That's so poggers omg I wanna see more of her

Edit: fallowfern is an elder that lost her hearing with age and retired after that happened :/ boring

I love leafstar so much

Juniperclaw: aren't you gonna punish her????

Leafstar: why

Juniperclaw: when I tell rowanstar he's gonna be pissed

Leafstar: don't tell him

Juniperclaw: the fuck is wrong with you and your clan??? Where is everyone???????

Leafstar: busy

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I don't trust abled people specially able-bodied people telling disabled people they just have to train harder and feeling sorry for yourself won't help.

But this is the closest to a positive message to disabled people we have ever had in warriors so I guess I'll take it but I want better

IVYPOOL!!!💖💖💖💖💕

Dang ivypool what a way to show someone you miss them hahaha

Twigpaw: uhhhh how's dovewing?

Ivypool: what do you mean did she do something illegal I'm sure she did

Ivypool is a seriously funny character WHY are you yelling at the young adult about your sisters illegal activities she doesn't know anything about it!!!!

Alderheart goes on an adventure

Feet inspector on the road!!!!

Jasper is so funny I love him

Omg what's he got against clan cats??? What's his sad backstory????

YEESSSS SPARKPELT MY LOVE 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💕💕💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💕💕💕

Sparkpelt your opinion sucks but I love you

I'm really really glad they had this moment this is really sweet, they hadn't talked for a while but this is genuine like, we hadn't had this sort of relationship in so long in the books with just, dialogue yknow??? THEYRE TALKING ABOUT THINGS

And the pause Sparkpelt takes between her speaking to fix what she's saying "I'm sorry for saving you :c no wait uhh not exactly but like" this is so good so natural so fun I love you sparkpelt

I get why she has a diferent opinion on Skyclan it's good for someone close to Alderheart to have a different mindset from him and for him to have someone like uh be opposites from him a lil yknow contrats his characteristics makes both siblings fun round and full of kitty do you get what I'm saying???

I love this

I love Sparkpelt, love her lil anxious moments, love her, love that she just wants to fool around with toms and enjoys Larksong but doesn't want to get serious you go girl

They wanted to write smart-ass they wanted to write smart-ass so bad

They're doing this in the rain?????

I'm quite certain Violetpaw is a young adult by this point its valid for her to go

Wh why did you let your cat out in the rain dude!!! When it comes back it's gonna dirty up the whole place it's wet out there!!!! And the cold is gonna get in the house!!!!!!!

I WAS HOLDING MY BREATH OH LORD

That was SO INTENSE AND SO FUNNY AND SO MUCH, IM SO GLAD SHE MADE IT I GOT SCARED

Oh this is so epic

That moment when your cat nearly dies and then it runs off and you go after it and then a bunch of other cats show up and start running with it

I hope Twigpaw can see the others soon

Glad to see her keeping her medicine cat knowledge ehehehe

???????

Sandynose I hate you you are so abled

Sandynose: I don't want my son to feel distanced from his peers so I'm distancing him from his peers

DOVEWING???

SANDYNOSE SHUT UP IM GOING TO KILL YOU ANS MURDER YOU

I'm so upset with Sandynose WHY isn't leafstar seeing this WHY DOESNG ANYONE SEE THIS SOMSONE PLEASE CONFORT AND LOVE MY CHILD TWIGPAW DOESNT DESERVE THIS

Angry sad upset why

Piscina

Thanks graystripe

Ok who's dying this time

Ok no one just a background cat got hurt he will survive otherwise it would be relevant

This was intense though what will happen now???

YES FINALLY

Oh this is lovely so good they're here!!! The rest of skyclan has arrived and we are all happy together

That dream felt good

NEEDLETAIL??? AGAIN

Where were you at!!!!

What!!!

Check this man's feet how many toes are there this could be good

What

Hegshahwha what the fuck is up with this guy

Okay I like him

Ohhh THATS tree

Change your name if you don't like it you sound trans already

Yeah nothing makes one smarter like dying

This is very fun I'm excited for more of whatever happening

Twigpaw :c

HIS SNIFFLES

Oh no

Hhhhnn I want Twigpaw to be happy so bad, I hate seeing her struggles

Sandynose you are so evil and very detested by me

You can and you SHOULD feel angry at Sandynose he SUCKS and he is being needlessly mean at you!!!!! There are much better ways to bring up the possibility that maybe you'd be happier with thunderclan!!! Fuck off Sandynose

Oh so Snowbush hasn't improved, maybe he will die?

Poor Alderheart

Oh fuck there he goes

Yeah

Aw man, rip to the background cat

That was a heavy death too

Aw, I was hoping the rest of Skyclan would show up before the gathering, maybe just after it???

I wonder what's going on in Shadowclan

TIGERHEARTS MISSING HUH???

The couple was kidnapped

HUH????

Oh my lord oh fuck

Can't anyone step up to lead why do they depend on Tigerheart so much???

Jesus christ

Alderheart kills his gods

This is so chaotic and funny I'm worried as hell for shadowclan but excited a lot is happening

HI TREE AGSGAHAH

Tawnypelt >:(

Puddleshine: WAIT DONT KICK HIM OUT, CHECK OUT HIS FREAKY FEET INSTEAD

Oh dear

Twigpaw :c

TWIGPAW :CCCC Man rememebr when I said I hope Twigpaw doesn't crumble under the pressure of being happy for others? yeah

GET OUT SANDYNOSE I DONT CARE YOURE BEING REASOMABLE FOR ONCE YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LATER

:C

I'm so heartbroken for them

Uh pdhsgahab okay then

Bye finpaw

Wow that was easy for him

This is fun

I'm still sad as hell

Okay there's a lot going on right now wow

The owl scene was funny as hell to picture, this dramatic prophetic moment and the cats just "uuggh is that a prophecy??? Nooo"

Okay so

There's some shadowclan cats missing, considering the many sleekwhisker maps I'm sure she's up to no good but I have no clue what happened to the others and I hope they're okay

Wow! That was really something

Fantastic ending to a very good book its, definitely a different energy from the third but I'm really enjoying this I'm still excited as hell!!! I got worried things would get kinda bad from here but nope!!!! Very fun stuff for now this is very very good and I am enjoying it

This is definitely one of the most fun arcs I've read so far!!! The drama the stakes the little moments everything is tying together really well into a very fun story I'm enjoying a lot!

I worry for Twigpaw and hope for her happiness, and Violetshine too, hope her and Hawkwing deal well with missing her. Tree is being interesting. Alderheart wasn't much of a focus here but always fun to see him trying to solve the damn prophecy no leaders seem to care about. Mousewhisker was okay??? Lots of very fantastic turns for all events and uh let's see where this all goes next!!!