#but in real life would wear like. the same pair of offbrand uggs every day of every winter

[makeroomforthejolyghost]

no no no, see, ivan’s not going to an ivy league. he got accepted to three of them, but then got such bad impostor syndrome he deliberately flunked his final semester of senior year in hopes they would rescind the acceptance letters. (they still haven’t for some reason, which, hello?? is he invisible? how is this ok?!)

Dostoevsky high school au where

Raskolnikov is the Quiet Kid™️

Mitya is the jock

Grushenka is the queen bee (also a cheerleader)

Nastasya and Aglaya are cheerleaders who hate each other

Dunya is the edgy alt girl

Myshkin is the new kid

Rogozhin is the rebel

Ivan and Katya are the annoying debate kids who you know are going to Ivy Leagues

Razumikhin is the class clown

Verkhovensky is the class president who won the position through questionable means

Stavrogin is the class hottie/psychopath

Alyosha is the geek

Sonya is the nerd

Smerdyakov is the band geek

Luzhin and Svidrigailov are creepy teachers